Anime Discussions
Disclaimer: YamiNeo smells like the shit I don't own.
YamiNeo: Go to hell.
Neo: Fine, you do the disclaimer.
YamiNeo: (clears throat) Neither Neostorm2003 nor I own any of the following characters that will be appearing in this chapter, or any of the stories thereafter. We hold no responsibility if the personalities of the cast are inappropriate or unclean for PG-13 programming. We are also not responsible for the naked gold digger that may run around on the set during the story. We hope you enjoy the show. Thank you for your patronage.
Neo: O.O I didn't know you were that...sophisticated!
YamiNeo: Don't get used to it.
Crystal: Start the show!
Neo: Hey, that's my line!
Cryst: Digimon's on soon! Start the fuckin' show!
Neo: (turns on power for the TV)
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Producer: Welcome to...
Audience: ANIME DISCUSSIONS!
Producer: That's right. I'm the producer. I will be here to announce the new host of our show! Since the last vote was a tie, there will be a host and a co-host.
Audience: Oooooooooooooooh.
Producer: And the winner's are: For host...Neostorm2003!
Neostorm2003: Yay! They love me! They really love me! (blowing kisses to they audience)
Audience: Yay!
Producer: And the co-host is...Togepi!
Togepi: Toki, toki! Pri!
Audience: Yay!
Neostorm2003: Just call me Neo.
Togepi: Toki, pri!
Neo: Huh?
Togepi: Toki?
Neo: Huh?
Kaiba: JUST PICK THE TOPIC!
Neo: Okay, what should be the topic?
YamiKai: Homosexual goldfish!
Neo: What?!
Togepi: Pri?
YamiKai: Did that overgrown chicken spawn just insult me?!
Neo: (shrugs) My Poke`mon is a tad rusty.
Link: I speak Crapenese!
YamiKai: What am I gonna say? *fart* *splat* *poo*
Link: Don't talk about my mom like that!
YamiKai: (sits down)
Yu Yu Hakusho: I hope you do a good job at hosting as I did.
Neo: Okay, so the subject is, "Homosexual goldfish".
Kaiba: I don't think there is a connection between homosexuals and goldfish unless you shove one up your ass.
Sailor Moon: That is REALLY not cool!
Sailor Mercury: Why didn't I get to host the show? I've been working out! I can keep people under control!
Majin Vegeta: I know Kakarot has some connection to homosexuals, but I don't know about goldfish...
Goku: ?
Ayeka: I want to be host!
Togepi: Toki, toki, prii, toki pri!
Everyone: ?
Neo: We need a Poke`mon translator.
Bin Laden: I can speak to all Poke`mon! (A/N: I don't own Bin Laden and I am not responsible of 9/11)
Togepi: (to Bin Laden) Toki! Toki! (sticks out tongue) PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bin Laden: Oh! That is not nice!
Apu Nahasapeemapetlion: Can I interest you in a lime squishy? (A/N: I don't own the Simpsons either.)
Bin Laden: A squishy! Oh, praise Allah, a squishy!
Neo: Fuck you. (kills Bin Laden)
Bin Laden: (dead)
Neo: All non-anime characters, get away!
Apu Nablahblahblahblahblahblah: (leaves)
Togepi: (starts to leave)
Neo: Not you, egg beater.
Togepi: Toki! (sticks out tongue) PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Meowth: I can talk Poke`mon!
Neo: Good. What did Togepi just say?
Meowth: He said, "PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Neo: NO SHIT!
Inuyasha: I've seen homosexual goldfish! I have two of 'em!
Neo: O.O
Sailor Moon: I'm blonde! La de da de da!
Trowa: -_-
Neo: Togepi, help me!
Togepi: Toki!
Meowth: He said, " Fuck you! I want to be the host!"
Neo: No way! I'm host!
Togepi: TOKI PRI!
Meowth: He said, "I AM!"
Neo: (sticks out tongue) PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Togepi: Toki!
Meowth: He said...
Everyone: SHUT UP!
YamiKai: Togepi rules!
Togepi: (bringin' down the house) Toki, toki, toki! (makes Ash's peace sign)
Neo: -_-
Goten: What's a...homo...homo...spectual?
Neo: Homosexual, (talking like PokeDex) A person who has sexual feelings for a person of the same sex. They are usually found in the military, slums, and cheap crackhouses.
Goten: Ooooooooooooooooooookay.
Trunks: Goten is such a fag.
Goten: I am not a fig!
Trunks: Fag not fig!
Goten: I am not a flag!
Trunks: Fag not flag!
Goten: I AM NOT A BAG!
Neo: SHUT UP! YOUR BOTH FAGS, SO THERE!
Trunks and Goten: We are not tags!
Neo: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Kaiba: Yugi's gay.
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Kaiba: Uh-huh!
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Kaiba: Uh-huh!
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Kaiba: Uh-huh!
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Kaiba: Uh-huh!
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Kaiba: Uh-huh!
Gotenks: Super-Ghost-Kamikaze-Attack!
Ghosts: We can do it! (blow up Kaiba and Yugi)
Yugi: Ow...
Kaiba: Little flyin' bitches...
Neo: Back to the subject. We are trying to talk about "Homosexual Goldfish", so stay focused!
Togepi: Toki, prii!
Goku: ?
Chi Chi: (slaps her senseless husband)
Bulma: Vegeta?
Vegeta: Oh God, what do you want, woman?
Bulma: Can we have another kid?
Vegeta: WHAT?! As if two isn't enough!
Bulma: Hey, the oven is still hot!
Trunks: EEEWW! MOM!
Android 18: Krillin, Maron is hungry, and I am not breast feeding out in the open, on national television!
Krillin: Why not?
Trowa: Yeah, why not?
Android 18: (slaps Trowa and Krillin)
Krillin: (loses hair) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Trowa: (loses boner) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Neo: (loses lunch) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sailor Mercury: (loses accent) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Neo: Fine! I quit! End the show! I've had enough!
Togepi: Well, I guess that's all the time we have. We'll see you later on the next...
Audience: ANIME DISCUSSIONS!
Neo: You can talk?!
Togepi: Um...toki?
Neo: (loses mind) ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Time to Vote!
First Candidate: YamiNeo: I love brownies!
Second Candidate: Taichi Kamiya: I was born to lead!
Third Candidate: Kirby: Hi!
Final Candidate: Princess Zelda: (giggles)
Okay readers, time for you to decide the fate of the show. Be nice.
Disclaimer: YamiNeo smells like the shit I don't own.
YamiNeo: Go to hell.
Neo: Fine, you do the disclaimer.
YamiNeo: (clears throat) Neither Neostorm2003 nor I own any of the following characters that will be appearing in this chapter, or any of the stories thereafter. We hold no responsibility if the personalities of the cast are inappropriate or unclean for PG-13 programming. We are also not responsible for the naked gold digger that may run around on the set during the story. We hope you enjoy the show. Thank you for your patronage.
Neo: O.O I didn't know you were that...sophisticated!
YamiNeo: Don't get used to it.
Crystal: Start the show!
Neo: Hey, that's my line!
Cryst: Digimon's on soon! Start the fuckin' show!
Neo: (turns on power for the TV)
****************************************************************
Producer: Welcome to...
Audience: ANIME DISCUSSIONS!
Producer: That's right. I'm the producer. I will be here to announce the new host of our show! Since the last vote was a tie, there will be a host and a co-host.
Audience: Oooooooooooooooh.
Producer: And the winner's are: For host...Neostorm2003!
Neostorm2003: Yay! They love me! They really love me! (blowing kisses to they audience)
Audience: Yay!
Producer: And the co-host is...Togepi!
Togepi: Toki, toki! Pri!
Audience: Yay!
Neostorm2003: Just call me Neo.
Togepi: Toki, pri!
Neo: Huh?
Togepi: Toki?
Neo: Huh?
Kaiba: JUST PICK THE TOPIC!
Neo: Okay, what should be the topic?
YamiKai: Homosexual goldfish!
Neo: What?!
Togepi: Pri?
YamiKai: Did that overgrown chicken spawn just insult me?!
Neo: (shrugs) My Poke`mon is a tad rusty.
Link: I speak Crapenese!
YamiKai: What am I gonna say? *fart* *splat* *poo*
Link: Don't talk about my mom like that!
YamiKai: (sits down)
Yu Yu Hakusho: I hope you do a good job at hosting as I did.
Neo: Okay, so the subject is, "Homosexual goldfish".
Kaiba: I don't think there is a connection between homosexuals and goldfish unless you shove one up your ass.
Sailor Moon: That is REALLY not cool!
Sailor Mercury: Why didn't I get to host the show? I've been working out! I can keep people under control!
Majin Vegeta: I know Kakarot has some connection to homosexuals, but I don't know about goldfish...
Goku: ?
Ayeka: I want to be host!
Togepi: Toki, toki, prii, toki pri!
Everyone: ?
Neo: We need a Poke`mon translator.
Bin Laden: I can speak to all Poke`mon! (A/N: I don't own Bin Laden and I am not responsible of 9/11)
Togepi: (to Bin Laden) Toki! Toki! (sticks out tongue) PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bin Laden: Oh! That is not nice!
Apu Nahasapeemapetlion: Can I interest you in a lime squishy? (A/N: I don't own the Simpsons either.)
Bin Laden: A squishy! Oh, praise Allah, a squishy!
Neo: Fuck you. (kills Bin Laden)
Bin Laden: (dead)
Neo: All non-anime characters, get away!
Apu Nablahblahblahblahblahblah: (leaves)
Togepi: (starts to leave)
Neo: Not you, egg beater.
Togepi: Toki! (sticks out tongue) PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Meowth: I can talk Poke`mon!
Neo: Good. What did Togepi just say?
Meowth: He said, "PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Neo: NO SHIT!
Inuyasha: I've seen homosexual goldfish! I have two of 'em!
Neo: O.O
Sailor Moon: I'm blonde! La de da de da!
Trowa: -_-
Neo: Togepi, help me!
Togepi: Toki!
Meowth: He said, " Fuck you! I want to be the host!"
Neo: No way! I'm host!
Togepi: TOKI PRI!
Meowth: He said, "I AM!"
Neo: (sticks out tongue) PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Togepi: Toki!
Meowth: He said...
Everyone: SHUT UP!
YamiKai: Togepi rules!
Togepi: (bringin' down the house) Toki, toki, toki! (makes Ash's peace sign)
Neo: -_-
Goten: What's a...homo...homo...spectual?
Neo: Homosexual, (talking like PokeDex) A person who has sexual feelings for a person of the same sex. They are usually found in the military, slums, and cheap crackhouses.
Goten: Ooooooooooooooooooookay.
Trunks: Goten is such a fag.
Goten: I am not a fig!
Trunks: Fag not fig!
Goten: I am not a flag!
Trunks: Fag not flag!
Goten: I AM NOT A BAG!
Neo: SHUT UP! YOUR BOTH FAGS, SO THERE!
Trunks and Goten: We are not tags!
Neo: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Kaiba: Yugi's gay.
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Kaiba: Uh-huh!
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Kaiba: Uh-huh!
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Kaiba: Uh-huh!
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Kaiba: Uh-huh!
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Kaiba: Uh-huh!
Gotenks: Super-Ghost-Kamikaze-Attack!
Ghosts: We can do it! (blow up Kaiba and Yugi)
Yugi: Ow...
Kaiba: Little flyin' bitches...
Neo: Back to the subject. We are trying to talk about "Homosexual Goldfish", so stay focused!
Togepi: Toki, prii!
Goku: ?
Chi Chi: (slaps her senseless husband)
Bulma: Vegeta?
Vegeta: Oh God, what do you want, woman?
Bulma: Can we have another kid?
Vegeta: WHAT?! As if two isn't enough!
Bulma: Hey, the oven is still hot!
Trunks: EEEWW! MOM!
Android 18: Krillin, Maron is hungry, and I am not breast feeding out in the open, on national television!
Krillin: Why not?
Trowa: Yeah, why not?
Android 18: (slaps Trowa and Krillin)
Krillin: (loses hair) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Trowa: (loses boner) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Neo: (loses lunch) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sailor Mercury: (loses accent) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Neo: Fine! I quit! End the show! I've had enough!
Togepi: Well, I guess that's all the time we have. We'll see you later on the next...
Audience: ANIME DISCUSSIONS!
Neo: You can talk?!
Togepi: Um...toki?
Neo: (loses mind) ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Time to Vote!
First Candidate: YamiNeo: I love brownies!
Second Candidate: Taichi Kamiya: I was born to lead!
Third Candidate: Kirby: Hi!
Final Candidate: Princess Zelda: (giggles)
Okay readers, time for you to decide the fate of the show. Be nice.