Disclaimer: I really don't own any of these people!

YamiNeo: I'm a free spirit!

Neo: What does that have to do with anything?

YamiNeo: (shrugs) I haven't had brownies for soooooooooo long...

Neo: (throws a brownie at YamiNeo)

YamiNeo: ^-^ Yay! (eats brownie)

Neo: Oh, what a simple little yami I have.

YamiNeo: (gives Neo a Death Glare)

Neo: (dead)

YamiNeo: (continues to eat brownie)

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Producer: Welcome to another episode of...

Audience: ANIME DISCUSSIONS!

Producer: That's right. I appeared in the last episode to announce that the votes were tied, and GUESS WHAT! They're tied AGAIN!

Audience: (wild applause)

Producer: Now, I humbly introduce our co-host, Kirby!

Kirby: Yay!

Producer: And now, I humbly introduce to you the host of the show! The one, the only, YamiNeo!

YamiNeo: Yeah! Brownies ROCK!!!

Audience: (wild applause)

Producer: Now that I have introduced the host and co-host, I will humbly go back to my villa in the parking lot. (leaves)

YamiNeo: Soooooooo...what exactly do I do?

Kirby: Ask the audience for a topic!

YamiNeo: Okay...um...topic please?

Majin Buu: Candy! (turns Hamtaro into candy and eats him)

YamiNeo: ARE YOU IN THE AUDIENCE?! I DON'T THINK SO! SHUT THE F...

Kirby: *AHEM*

YamiNeo: Right. Okay. What's the topic?

Random Audience Girl: If Android 17 is gay or not!

YamiNeo: Yay! Let's pick on Android 17!

Android 17: Crap.

Majin Vegeta: He's gay!

Majin Buu: Buu go bang bang!

Kaiba: Can you stick an Android up your ass?

Android 17: Well, my uncle was an anal probe, so maybe.

Android 18: You mean Uncle Stinky?

Android 17: Yeah, him!

Audience: (shutters)

YamiNeo: Oooooooooooookay. So, Android 17, are you gay?

Android 17: No!

Majin Vegeta: Yes!

Android 17: No!

Majin Vegeta: Yes!

Android 17: No!

Majin Vegeta: Yes!

Android 17: No!

Majin Vegeta: Yes!

Android 17: No!

Majin Vegeta: Yes!

Android 17: No!

Majin Vegeta: Yes!

Android 17: No!

Majin Vegeta: Yes!

Android 17: No!

Majin Vegeta: Yes!

Kirby: (sucks 'em up)

Majin Vegeta: Umph!

Android 17: Numph!

Majin Vegeta: Umph!

Android 17: Numph!

Majin Vegeta: Umph!

Android 17: Numph!

Majin Vegeta: Umph!

Android 17: Numph!

Majin Vegeta: Umph!

Android 17: Numph!

Majin Vegeta: Umph!

Android 17: Numph!

Majin Vegeta: Umph!

Android 17: Numph!

Majin Vegeta: Umph!

Android 17: Numph!

YamiNeo: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Kirby: (spits them out)

Sailor Venus: Android 18 is so gay.

Android 18: I am not! Besides, we're not talking about me, we're talking about my brother!

Sailor Venus: Oh. Right.

Ash: Whose Android 17?

Android 17: I am.

Misty: What's with the gay-ass hair?

Android 17: Hey! My hair is drop dead sexy!

YamiNeo: Ew.

Android 18: Uh-huh.

Tenchi: (touching Pikachu's tail)

Ash: Not the best idea, Tenchi.

Pikachu: (becoming agitated)

Tenchi: (yanks Pikachu's tail)

Pikachu: PIKA PI! (uses Thunder)

Tenchi: (completely charred) Ow.

Link: Dumbass.

Zelda: Watch you mouth!

Link: Sorry. I mean, jackass.

Zelda: -_-

Goku: How did Krillin get hair?

Krillin: Well, you know what they say, "Hair today, gone tomorrow!"

Kirby: That was lame.

Krillin: Um...poop.

Joey: Hey! That's my excuse!

King Kai: (farts)

Supreme Kai: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Grand Kai: (belches)

Supreme Kai: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

YamiNeo: (does both)

Supreme Kai: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Kirby: STOP IT!

Naked Gold Digger: (frolics around the room)

Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES!

Kirby: (gulps)

YamiNeo: WHAT THE HELL?!

Link: (rolling over in pain) THE AGONY! THE HORROR! THE...NUDENESS!

Zelda: Good grief...

Togepi: Toki!

Zelda: What?

Togepi: Toki?

Zelda: Hm?

YamiNeo: I stand alone...

Kirby: What is that supposed to mean?

YamiNeo: I'm the only sane person in this room. It's degrading.

Jigglypuff: (nudges Kirby)

Kirby: Huh?

Jigglypuff: (puckers up)

Kirby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

YamiNeo: Not you too!

Kirby: Jigglypuff wants to get jiggly with it!

YamiNeo: Okay, whatever.

Jigglypuff: (hugs Kirby)

Kirby: ...help me...

YamiNeo: Okay, while I try to pry Jigglypuff off of Kirby, we'll let you vote for a new host. Be the time I separate them, it's gonna be time for the next episode. So see you on the next...

Audience: ANIME DISCUSSIONS!

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It's that time again! Vote for the next host!

First Candidate: Hamtaro: Ham!

Second Candidate: Yugo the Wolf: Incase you don't know me, I'm from Bloody Roar!

Third Candidate: Agumon: Pepper Breath!

Final Candidate: Free Choice: Pick someone you like from any other anime show!

Vote for the next host! Use The "Free Choice" option correctly, or I'll take back that privilege! =P See ya later!