Where's Farore?
(A/N: Whenever you see the letters "APP" that stands for "AllPowerfulPeach" - which is me - and I am the narrator for all of my stories!!!! Also, when you see this "*" that means that nobody is speaking. Thank you!!!! Enjoy!!!)
Chapter 1: Discovery
APP- Din and Nayru both live in Hyrule. Of course, they didn't live AMONG the people of Hyrule; they lived in a secluded area - like how Princess Aurora did in Sleeping Beauty. But that's another story. Anyways, let's not get off track. Din and Nayru both lived in Hyrule. They lived in - not a cottage - but behind a waterfall. No one knew that they lived there - not because they were shunned. No! That's not it at all!!! They HAD to live behind the waterfall because the Hylian Gods did not ALLOW them to live AMONG normal people!!!!! Din and Nayru had been living a happy life when all of a sudden, Din looked at the calendar in their Waterfall Palace when she screamed.
Nayru- What!?!?!?!?! What is it????
Din- Today.I knew that today was something special!!!!!!
Nayru- *confused* What!?!?!?! What do you mean????
Din- Just - just - look at the calendar!!!
Nayru- *turned and looked at the calendar and also screamed*
APP- She also screamed because on the calendar written in bright GREEN ink was, "Farore's Birthday."
Background Music- Dun, dun, DUN!!!!!!
Nayru- Wait - I remember her - but - she - where - WHAT HAPPENED TO HER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Din- I know, I know. I remember her too. That's how I knew today was something special. She - she - she started speaking in my head.*Din clutched her head with both of her hands* Make the voices go away Nayru!! Make them go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nayru- Calm down. Calm down Din! Besides, she's been gone for what - 15 years? Why hasn't she "talked" to us before?
Din- I - I - Hey!
Nayru- What?
Din- I just realized something.
Nayru- What?
Din- well, I've never seen a picture of Farore before.
Nayru- Yes you have. You've seen her before.
Din- No, no, NO!!! That's not what I mean. I mean - well - you know how you're the Oracle of Ages and I'm the Oracle of Seasons?
Nayru- Yeah...
Din- Well, Farore didn't have a game based on her..
Nayru- SO?
Din- So, she's exactly like BillyBobGeorge!!! *SNIFF SNIFF* Poor BillyBobGeorge..
Nayru- *confused* Who's BillyBobGeorge?
Din- Exactly!
Nayru- WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Din- See, BillyBobGeorge WAS a character in the Zelda games, BUT, he never became famous, NOR did he have his own game.and.and.and.
Nayru- AND?!?!?!?!
Din- And he went up to see if he could have a game after him and he - he HE NEVER CAME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Din started to cry*
Nayru- What does that have to do with anything?
Din- *ignoring that Nayru spoke* Some say he died..Some say the Gods burned him to a crisp..Some say he was frozen and the Gods are waiting for him to thaw out before they decide..but, WE MAY NEVER KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
Nayru- How about he was given his own VIDEO GAME??? *She holds up a Nintendo Gamecube box with the title of "BillyBobGeorge: An Adventure With An ALL NEW CHARACTER!"
Din- *has a face on that is saying "Oh, shut up!"* BUT, do you know what HAPPENS if a character's game is never PLAYED!?!?!?!?!!?!
Nayru- *disappointed that she might be wrong; lowers Gamecube box* No.
Din- They DIE!!!!!!!!!!! They don't ever come back in ANY GAME!!!!!! NONE WHAT-SO-EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nayru- So what you're saying is....
Din- That Farore got her own game - that nobody played - and she DIED!!!!!!!!!!!
Nayru- *smugly* Then how did Farore "talk" to you?
Din- I-I-I-I lied...She never talked to me...
Nayru- HA!!!! I THOUGHT so!!!! Besides, I AM the Goddess of
Wisdom!!!!!
Din- If you're the Goddess of Wisdom, then how come you didn't know about poor, poor, BillyBobGeorge??? HMMM?!?!?!
Nayru- Because I have a Pensieve - just like Dumbledore.
Din- Two questions; one; why don't I have a Pensieve????? And two; who is this DUMBLEDORE person???? Nayru- SEE!!!! I AM smarter than you!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Background Music- Wah, wah, waaaaaah!!!!
Stay tuned for Chapter 2: What DID Happen to Farore??????
(A/N: Whenever you see the letters "APP" that stands for "AllPowerfulPeach" - which is me - and I am the narrator for all of my stories!!!! Also, when you see this "*" that means that nobody is speaking. Thank you!!!! Enjoy!!!)
Chapter 1: Discovery
APP- Din and Nayru both live in Hyrule. Of course, they didn't live AMONG the people of Hyrule; they lived in a secluded area - like how Princess Aurora did in Sleeping Beauty. But that's another story. Anyways, let's not get off track. Din and Nayru both lived in Hyrule. They lived in - not a cottage - but behind a waterfall. No one knew that they lived there - not because they were shunned. No! That's not it at all!!! They HAD to live behind the waterfall because the Hylian Gods did not ALLOW them to live AMONG normal people!!!!! Din and Nayru had been living a happy life when all of a sudden, Din looked at the calendar in their Waterfall Palace when she screamed.
Nayru- What!?!?!?!?! What is it????
Din- Today.I knew that today was something special!!!!!!
Nayru- *confused* What!?!?!?! What do you mean????
Din- Just - just - look at the calendar!!!
Nayru- *turned and looked at the calendar and also screamed*
APP- She also screamed because on the calendar written in bright GREEN ink was, "Farore's Birthday."
Background Music- Dun, dun, DUN!!!!!!
Nayru- Wait - I remember her - but - she - where - WHAT HAPPENED TO HER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Din- I know, I know. I remember her too. That's how I knew today was something special. She - she - she started speaking in my head.*Din clutched her head with both of her hands* Make the voices go away Nayru!! Make them go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nayru- Calm down. Calm down Din! Besides, she's been gone for what - 15 years? Why hasn't she "talked" to us before?
Din- I - I - Hey!
Nayru- What?
Din- I just realized something.
Nayru- What?
Din- well, I've never seen a picture of Farore before.
Nayru- Yes you have. You've seen her before.
Din- No, no, NO!!! That's not what I mean. I mean - well - you know how you're the Oracle of Ages and I'm the Oracle of Seasons?
Nayru- Yeah...
Din- Well, Farore didn't have a game based on her..
Nayru- SO?
Din- So, she's exactly like BillyBobGeorge!!! *SNIFF SNIFF* Poor BillyBobGeorge..
Nayru- *confused* Who's BillyBobGeorge?
Din- Exactly!
Nayru- WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Din- See, BillyBobGeorge WAS a character in the Zelda games, BUT, he never became famous, NOR did he have his own game.and.and.and.
Nayru- AND?!?!?!?!
Din- And he went up to see if he could have a game after him and he - he HE NEVER CAME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Din started to cry*
Nayru- What does that have to do with anything?
Din- *ignoring that Nayru spoke* Some say he died..Some say the Gods burned him to a crisp..Some say he was frozen and the Gods are waiting for him to thaw out before they decide..but, WE MAY NEVER KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
Nayru- How about he was given his own VIDEO GAME??? *She holds up a Nintendo Gamecube box with the title of "BillyBobGeorge: An Adventure With An ALL NEW CHARACTER!"
Din- *has a face on that is saying "Oh, shut up!"* BUT, do you know what HAPPENS if a character's game is never PLAYED!?!?!?!?!!?!
Nayru- *disappointed that she might be wrong; lowers Gamecube box* No.
Din- They DIE!!!!!!!!!!! They don't ever come back in ANY GAME!!!!!! NONE WHAT-SO-EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nayru- So what you're saying is....
Din- That Farore got her own game - that nobody played - and she DIED!!!!!!!!!!!
Nayru- *smugly* Then how did Farore "talk" to you?
Din- I-I-I-I lied...She never talked to me...
Nayru- HA!!!! I THOUGHT so!!!! Besides, I AM the Goddess of
Wisdom!!!!!
Din- If you're the Goddess of Wisdom, then how come you didn't know about poor, poor, BillyBobGeorge??? HMMM?!?!?!
Nayru- Because I have a Pensieve - just like Dumbledore.
Din- Two questions; one; why don't I have a Pensieve????? And two; who is this DUMBLEDORE person???? Nayru- SEE!!!! I AM smarter than you!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Background Music- Wah, wah, waaaaaah!!!!
Stay tuned for Chapter 2: What DID Happen to Farore??????