You Don't Know Them!
By: Yuko-san
Formerly Titled: "The Story after
The Story about the Beginning of No End"
It has been 5 days since the incident involving the 'Weird' card. Sakura talked to her father about his alcoholic ways. He didn't like that too much and threw a lamp at her. Tony was finally able to start his homework, yet he never did finish it. Yuko was happy and carefree, hoping that the whole happening with the supposed Huh? Cards never really happened. And with the disposal of the 'Weird' card, Laurel finally became less weird, but she did occasionally blurt out weird phrases in the middle of talking. A new face showed up in Shujo the day after the 'Weird' card was confined. Her name was Meiling, and boy was she ugly. I mean she was butt ugly. But I'm the narrator, and I shouldn't be saying things like that. Meiling took a liking to the girls of the group and followed them everywhere they went. No one could understand why. They were coming home from school that fateful day.
"Well, I haven't noticed anything strange going on since we dispelled that card the other day. Maybe that was just some weird thing the government set up to try and test children's awareness these days." Said Yuko.
"I don't know, something inside of me is telling me something, but I don't know what." Said Sakura.
"Who knows, there might be tons of cards out there, and we just don't know it." Said Tony.
"Yeah, probably. Hey, I'm hungry for bugs. Bugsy mugsy!" Yelled Laurel as she threw herself to the ground and licked the dirt.
"God, that kid is just so freakin disturbing." Said Sakura.
"I think it's sexy." Muttered Meiling.
Everyone turned to face Meiling.
"What did you just say?" Asked Yuko.
"Uh, uh, nothing, I said I think it's, uh, nasty. Yeah that's what I said." Explained Meiling.
"Okay.I just thought you said that it was sexy." Said Yuko.
"I did." Muttered Meiling.
"What?" Asked Yuko.
"Nothing, I didn't say anything." Said Meiling.
"Whatever, let's go home." Said Yuko.
Everyone started to walk home again. Just then Laurel yelled.
"Bu, bu, bus!" Yelled Laurel.
Everyone scrambled to get out of the way; unfortunately Laurel wasn't quick enough and was hit by the bus. The bus sped off leaving Laurel's barely living corpse lying there.
"Oh my god! Laurel, are you okay?" Yelled Meiling.
"Oh, she'll be alright. In the last chapter, she was hit by a car and she drove a car into a tree. She'll survive." Explained Yuko.
"Oh. Okay. Are you sure?" Asked Meiling.
"Yeah, you have nothing to worry about." Said Yuko.
"Good, just as long as I get to screw her." Muttered Meiling.
"What?" Asked Yuko.
"Nothing. I didn't say anything damnit!" Yelled Meiling.
Laurel was able to utter one last sentence before she died.
"I love beans." Uttered Laurel as she keeled over and died.
"God, what a freaking moron. You would think that she would be able to think of some other freakin phrase to say on her freakin death bed! Hey, wanna go play on the monkey bars in the park?" Said Sakura.
"Yeah!" Yelled everyone.
Everyone ran to go to the monkey bars, except for Meiling who stayed staring at Laurel's quickly decaying corpse. No one paid any attention to her, until they heard her scream in a mad rage.
"What was that?" Asked Tony.
Meiling stormed over to the group. She roared in a very weird and at the same time terrifying voice.
"You are all doomed! I am the next Huh? Card you must defeat and you will not defeat me because I am undefeatable because I said so, because that is how it's gonna be, and I won't take no for an answer and that is that!" Roared Meiling.
"What? Meiling, you're a Huh? Card? Which one? " Asked Sakura.
"I am the ruthless, the terrifying, the formidable, the disgusting, the one, the only.LESBO card!!!" Roared Meiling.
Everyone laughed.
"You mean that there you are actually a card?" Asked Yuko.
"Well, she has been acting sort of like a lesbian, what with all of those remarks about Laurel being sexy." Said Sakura.
"You heard that?" Asked Meiling.
"Uh, everyone heard it Meiling, I was just ignoring it cause I thought it was just like a 'new person in town' thing, cause you new in town and all and-" Explained Yuko.
"Oh well, no matter, now I get to kill you all!" Yelled Meiling. "First I'm going to turn Sakura into a lesbo and I'm going to make Tony a girl and turn him into a lesbo. I think I'll call him Tonya now. And for Yuko, I'll turn you into a dil-" Said Meiling.
"You'll do nothing of the sort! You're going back to your former form!" Yelled Sakura.
Everyone pulled out their staves from somewhere, who knows or wants to know where, and they started attacking the 'Lesbo'.
"Ow, quit it." Said Meiling.
They were finally able to beat her down, but as a last attempt at victory, Meiling casted a spell on Sakura to turn her into a lesbian, though no one knew. Just then, a person dropped out the tree just above Meiling's head and knocked Meiling out. That person was none other than Laurel.
"Booboo jooby, you nasty slut." Said Laurel as she passed out from the fall.
"Right, that was just freaky. Let's capture it!" Yelled Sakura.
"Okay! Lesbo, I command you to return to your powers confined! Now!" Yelled Yuko.
"No!!!!" Screamed Sakura.
"Wha, what?? Why not? You just told me to." Yelled Yuko in frustration.
"I don't know. Something inside of me told me to scream out and stop you from capturing her. But I'm fine now. Go ahead." Said Sakura.
"Ok.Lesbo, I command you to return to your powers confined! Now!" Yelled Yuko.
"No." Said Meiling.
"Oh, please? Come on, this story is too long as it is and the writer needs to get onto another chapter! Please?" Pleaded Tony.
"Oh alright! Fine, but just so you know, I'm only doing it for the writer, not you guys!" Said Meiling.
"Thank you very much." Said Yuko.
"No problem. See yah guys." Said Meiling as she turned into a card.
Sakura picked up the card and examined it. It said 'Lesbo' at the bottom of it with a picture of Meiling dressed in very questionable clothing. Sakura then turned away from everyone and an unzipping could be heard. Then a zipping was heard and Sakura turned around, but this time she didn't have the card in hand.
"Where's the card?" Asked Yuko.
"Umm, I put it in my secret hiding place. Please, don't ask questions." Said Sakura.
"Okay, whatever Sakura. I need to get home; my parents are probably worried about me." Said Yuko.
"Yeah, I have to get home and start on my homework. See yah!" Said Tony.
"Me too. Hey what about Laurel over there?" Asked Sakura.
"I dunno. Leave her there? That's what we did in the last chapter, and she turned out okay. I have other things to do anyways. See yah later." Said Yuko as he left for home.
"I just hope he's right about that." Said Sakura as she turned to look at Laurel's body. She stared long and hard. "I wonder if she's all the way out. Hmmm. No, I shouldn't do that, that's nasty. But it feels soooo right. I must have Laurel and every other girl on the face of the planet! Mwahahahahaha!"
So Sakura was in fact turned into a lesbian by the 'Lesbo' card without even knowing it. I wonder what will happen now. No seriously, I really wonder what will happen. Hmmm, this could be interesting. They should go to America and be on Jerry Springer. That would be interesting. Oh well, I guess we'll have to wait until the next chapter.
The end, or is it?
Stay tuned for the 'Hoochie' card!
By: Yuko-san
Formerly Titled: "The Story after
The Story about the Beginning of No End"
It has been 5 days since the incident involving the 'Weird' card. Sakura talked to her father about his alcoholic ways. He didn't like that too much and threw a lamp at her. Tony was finally able to start his homework, yet he never did finish it. Yuko was happy and carefree, hoping that the whole happening with the supposed Huh? Cards never really happened. And with the disposal of the 'Weird' card, Laurel finally became less weird, but she did occasionally blurt out weird phrases in the middle of talking. A new face showed up in Shujo the day after the 'Weird' card was confined. Her name was Meiling, and boy was she ugly. I mean she was butt ugly. But I'm the narrator, and I shouldn't be saying things like that. Meiling took a liking to the girls of the group and followed them everywhere they went. No one could understand why. They were coming home from school that fateful day.
"Well, I haven't noticed anything strange going on since we dispelled that card the other day. Maybe that was just some weird thing the government set up to try and test children's awareness these days." Said Yuko.
"I don't know, something inside of me is telling me something, but I don't know what." Said Sakura.
"Who knows, there might be tons of cards out there, and we just don't know it." Said Tony.
"Yeah, probably. Hey, I'm hungry for bugs. Bugsy mugsy!" Yelled Laurel as she threw herself to the ground and licked the dirt.
"God, that kid is just so freakin disturbing." Said Sakura.
"I think it's sexy." Muttered Meiling.
Everyone turned to face Meiling.
"What did you just say?" Asked Yuko.
"Uh, uh, nothing, I said I think it's, uh, nasty. Yeah that's what I said." Explained Meiling.
"Okay.I just thought you said that it was sexy." Said Yuko.
"I did." Muttered Meiling.
"What?" Asked Yuko.
"Nothing, I didn't say anything." Said Meiling.
"Whatever, let's go home." Said Yuko.
Everyone started to walk home again. Just then Laurel yelled.
"Bu, bu, bus!" Yelled Laurel.
Everyone scrambled to get out of the way; unfortunately Laurel wasn't quick enough and was hit by the bus. The bus sped off leaving Laurel's barely living corpse lying there.
"Oh my god! Laurel, are you okay?" Yelled Meiling.
"Oh, she'll be alright. In the last chapter, she was hit by a car and she drove a car into a tree. She'll survive." Explained Yuko.
"Oh. Okay. Are you sure?" Asked Meiling.
"Yeah, you have nothing to worry about." Said Yuko.
"Good, just as long as I get to screw her." Muttered Meiling.
"What?" Asked Yuko.
"Nothing. I didn't say anything damnit!" Yelled Meiling.
Laurel was able to utter one last sentence before she died.
"I love beans." Uttered Laurel as she keeled over and died.
"God, what a freaking moron. You would think that she would be able to think of some other freakin phrase to say on her freakin death bed! Hey, wanna go play on the monkey bars in the park?" Said Sakura.
"Yeah!" Yelled everyone.
Everyone ran to go to the monkey bars, except for Meiling who stayed staring at Laurel's quickly decaying corpse. No one paid any attention to her, until they heard her scream in a mad rage.
"What was that?" Asked Tony.
Meiling stormed over to the group. She roared in a very weird and at the same time terrifying voice.
"You are all doomed! I am the next Huh? Card you must defeat and you will not defeat me because I am undefeatable because I said so, because that is how it's gonna be, and I won't take no for an answer and that is that!" Roared Meiling.
"What? Meiling, you're a Huh? Card? Which one? " Asked Sakura.
"I am the ruthless, the terrifying, the formidable, the disgusting, the one, the only.LESBO card!!!" Roared Meiling.
Everyone laughed.
"You mean that there you are actually a card?" Asked Yuko.
"Well, she has been acting sort of like a lesbian, what with all of those remarks about Laurel being sexy." Said Sakura.
"You heard that?" Asked Meiling.
"Uh, everyone heard it Meiling, I was just ignoring it cause I thought it was just like a 'new person in town' thing, cause you new in town and all and-" Explained Yuko.
"Oh well, no matter, now I get to kill you all!" Yelled Meiling. "First I'm going to turn Sakura into a lesbo and I'm going to make Tony a girl and turn him into a lesbo. I think I'll call him Tonya now. And for Yuko, I'll turn you into a dil-" Said Meiling.
"You'll do nothing of the sort! You're going back to your former form!" Yelled Sakura.
Everyone pulled out their staves from somewhere, who knows or wants to know where, and they started attacking the 'Lesbo'.
"Ow, quit it." Said Meiling.
They were finally able to beat her down, but as a last attempt at victory, Meiling casted a spell on Sakura to turn her into a lesbian, though no one knew. Just then, a person dropped out the tree just above Meiling's head and knocked Meiling out. That person was none other than Laurel.
"Booboo jooby, you nasty slut." Said Laurel as she passed out from the fall.
"Right, that was just freaky. Let's capture it!" Yelled Sakura.
"Okay! Lesbo, I command you to return to your powers confined! Now!" Yelled Yuko.
"No!!!!" Screamed Sakura.
"Wha, what?? Why not? You just told me to." Yelled Yuko in frustration.
"I don't know. Something inside of me told me to scream out and stop you from capturing her. But I'm fine now. Go ahead." Said Sakura.
"Ok.Lesbo, I command you to return to your powers confined! Now!" Yelled Yuko.
"No." Said Meiling.
"Oh, please? Come on, this story is too long as it is and the writer needs to get onto another chapter! Please?" Pleaded Tony.
"Oh alright! Fine, but just so you know, I'm only doing it for the writer, not you guys!" Said Meiling.
"Thank you very much." Said Yuko.
"No problem. See yah guys." Said Meiling as she turned into a card.
Sakura picked up the card and examined it. It said 'Lesbo' at the bottom of it with a picture of Meiling dressed in very questionable clothing. Sakura then turned away from everyone and an unzipping could be heard. Then a zipping was heard and Sakura turned around, but this time she didn't have the card in hand.
"Where's the card?" Asked Yuko.
"Umm, I put it in my secret hiding place. Please, don't ask questions." Said Sakura.
"Okay, whatever Sakura. I need to get home; my parents are probably worried about me." Said Yuko.
"Yeah, I have to get home and start on my homework. See yah!" Said Tony.
"Me too. Hey what about Laurel over there?" Asked Sakura.
"I dunno. Leave her there? That's what we did in the last chapter, and she turned out okay. I have other things to do anyways. See yah later." Said Yuko as he left for home.
"I just hope he's right about that." Said Sakura as she turned to look at Laurel's body. She stared long and hard. "I wonder if she's all the way out. Hmmm. No, I shouldn't do that, that's nasty. But it feels soooo right. I must have Laurel and every other girl on the face of the planet! Mwahahahahaha!"
So Sakura was in fact turned into a lesbian by the 'Lesbo' card without even knowing it. I wonder what will happen now. No seriously, I really wonder what will happen. Hmmm, this could be interesting. They should go to America and be on Jerry Springer. That would be interesting. Oh well, I guess we'll have to wait until the next chapter.
The end, or is it?
Stay tuned for the 'Hoochie' card!