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In The Mind Of Legolas Greenleaf
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*Dinner Time In Rivendell*
Hmmm... Hope I'm not late for the dinner. Grumpy Elrond is upset enough with me already. No reason in upsetting him more.
Where should I seat?
Next to Grumpy Elrond? No.
Gandalf? That old man has more gas than anyone in Middle Earth, so, No.
Besides, he'll probably start pinching my cheeks again. Can't understand why he won't stop doing it.
I mean, it has been centuries since I've come to age. Crazy Old Man!
Aha! He must have been attracted to my fair and beautiful face.
Mental Note to self : "Stay Away From Dirty Old Gandalf!"
So, where should I seat again?
Maybe next to the hobbits? They seemed nice. Why are they staring at me?
Oh, No! Did I forget to check myself in the mirror again? Maybe something's wrong with my face?!
WHAT IS IT?!!! WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME??!!!
Wait... maybe they think I'm Beautiful!!! YAY!!! They think I'm Beautiful!!!
Betcha never seen anything as beautiful as I am now, have you???!!!
Smile at the guests, Legolas. Must try to look delicate and graceful yet strong and powerful, and intelligent and smart, and pure and demure and, and what else?
Hah! They bought it. Just look at them, whispering amongst themselves. Must be discussing about my beauty.
Now where shall I seat again?
Next to Arwen? She'll probably start tossing her hair around as if she's in a shampoo commercial.
And act as if she's more beautiful than me that she'll even start giving me beauty tips. The nerve!!
On second thought, I'll sit next to her. I mean, getting some beauty tips over dinner don't really seemed like a bad idea after all.
What? Who nudged me? Oh Hey, It's my good friend Aragorn!
Of Course I'm fine... It's a fake stomach ache... Ha Ha... but you don't know half of it!
Yeah, guess now I know with whom I'll be sitting with. *Sigh*
And we have to sit in front of self-proclaimed Miss "I'm-too-beautiful-hair-tossing-and-blonde-wannabe".
Now I'm really starting to feel sick. Look at them!
The whole electric-flying-across-their-eyes thingy could really fry a whole bunch of orcs.
Maybe should recruit them to patrol Mirkwood. Oh No!
What does HE think HE's doing??!!! Shit! The chair beside me is empty. NO!!!!!!! He's coming over.
Yes, Gandalf. I'm aware I'm as radiant as ever.
Yes, Gandalf. I'm aware I'm as fair as ever.
And yes, Gandalf. I'm aware I'm aware I'm...
Wait, did he just say breath-taking? Omigod, HE JUST DID!!!
Mental Note to self : "Must Stay Away From Dirty Old Geezer Gandalf! Must Really Stay Away!"
OUCH!!!!! Stop Pinching My Face, You Old Geezer!!!
Good, Grumpy Elrond's clinking(?) his glass.
(Later...)
Urghh... When is he going to finish with his speech? This is not even a feast.
Why do they even bother to listen? This is entirely very boring. And I'm hungry.
Maybe I can grabbed a few of that berries. Elrond must be too concentrating on his speech, he might just not see me.
And maybe a slice of that cake... an apple... a piece of pie... those lembas looks delicious... and those bananas looks...
What's that sound? Why's everyone staring at me? YAY! I'M BEAUTI...
There's that sound again... *Gasp Very Loudly*
Yes, can feel cheek flushed tomato red. Stupid Stomach.
Miss "I'm-too-beautiful-hair-tossing-and-blonde-wannabe" is smirking at me. That Bitch.
Stupid Aragorn is giggling now.
Yes!!! Thank goodness Elrond decided to let us eat now.
Don't let it get to you , Legolas. Just take the food and eat.
I'm not embarrased, not embarrased, not embarrased, not embarrased, not embarrased, not embarrased.
Elrond is glaring at me, again. Must be mad at me for interrupting his speech.
Quick! Look away, look away, Legolas.
OUCH!!!!!! Arghhhhhhh!!! Stupid old geezer!
I HATE THIS PLACE!!! I HATE THIS PLACE!!! I HAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEE THIS PLACE!!!
Calm down Legolas, Calm down.
Tomorrow will be here soon.
Soon.
To Be Continued...
**
I don't think this chapter is very good but something's blocking my head.
Actually I had the story in my head for quite some time but I kinda forgot to write it down.
Now I'm just making it up as I go.
Anyways, Thanks for the reviews and keep 'em coming.
**
In The Mind Of Legolas Greenleaf
--------------------------------
*Dinner Time In Rivendell*
Hmmm... Hope I'm not late for the dinner. Grumpy Elrond is upset enough with me already. No reason in upsetting him more.
Where should I seat?
Next to Grumpy Elrond? No.
Gandalf? That old man has more gas than anyone in Middle Earth, so, No.
Besides, he'll probably start pinching my cheeks again. Can't understand why he won't stop doing it.
I mean, it has been centuries since I've come to age. Crazy Old Man!
Aha! He must have been attracted to my fair and beautiful face.
Mental Note to self : "Stay Away From Dirty Old Gandalf!"
So, where should I seat again?
Maybe next to the hobbits? They seemed nice. Why are they staring at me?
Oh, No! Did I forget to check myself in the mirror again? Maybe something's wrong with my face?!
WHAT IS IT?!!! WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME??!!!
Wait... maybe they think I'm Beautiful!!! YAY!!! They think I'm Beautiful!!!
Betcha never seen anything as beautiful as I am now, have you???!!!
Smile at the guests, Legolas. Must try to look delicate and graceful yet strong and powerful, and intelligent and smart, and pure and demure and, and what else?
Hah! They bought it. Just look at them, whispering amongst themselves. Must be discussing about my beauty.
Now where shall I seat again?
Next to Arwen? She'll probably start tossing her hair around as if she's in a shampoo commercial.
And act as if she's more beautiful than me that she'll even start giving me beauty tips. The nerve!!
On second thought, I'll sit next to her. I mean, getting some beauty tips over dinner don't really seemed like a bad idea after all.
What? Who nudged me? Oh Hey, It's my good friend Aragorn!
Of Course I'm fine... It's a fake stomach ache... Ha Ha... but you don't know half of it!
Yeah, guess now I know with whom I'll be sitting with. *Sigh*
And we have to sit in front of self-proclaimed Miss "I'm-too-beautiful-hair-tossing-and-blonde-wannabe".
Now I'm really starting to feel sick. Look at them!
The whole electric-flying-across-their-eyes thingy could really fry a whole bunch of orcs.
Maybe should recruit them to patrol Mirkwood. Oh No!
What does HE think HE's doing??!!! Shit! The chair beside me is empty. NO!!!!!!! He's coming over.
Yes, Gandalf. I'm aware I'm as radiant as ever.
Yes, Gandalf. I'm aware I'm as fair as ever.
And yes, Gandalf. I'm aware I'm aware I'm...
Wait, did he just say breath-taking? Omigod, HE JUST DID!!!
Mental Note to self : "Must Stay Away From Dirty Old Geezer Gandalf! Must Really Stay Away!"
OUCH!!!!! Stop Pinching My Face, You Old Geezer!!!
Good, Grumpy Elrond's clinking(?) his glass.
(Later...)
Urghh... When is he going to finish with his speech? This is not even a feast.
Why do they even bother to listen? This is entirely very boring. And I'm hungry.
Maybe I can grabbed a few of that berries. Elrond must be too concentrating on his speech, he might just not see me.
And maybe a slice of that cake... an apple... a piece of pie... those lembas looks delicious... and those bananas looks...
What's that sound? Why's everyone staring at me? YAY! I'M BEAUTI...
There's that sound again... *Gasp Very Loudly*
Yes, can feel cheek flushed tomato red. Stupid Stomach.
Miss "I'm-too-beautiful-hair-tossing-and-blonde-wannabe" is smirking at me. That Bitch.
Stupid Aragorn is giggling now.
Yes!!! Thank goodness Elrond decided to let us eat now.
Don't let it get to you , Legolas. Just take the food and eat.
I'm not embarrased, not embarrased, not embarrased, not embarrased, not embarrased, not embarrased.
Elrond is glaring at me, again. Must be mad at me for interrupting his speech.
Quick! Look away, look away, Legolas.
OUCH!!!!!! Arghhhhhhh!!! Stupid old geezer!
I HATE THIS PLACE!!! I HATE THIS PLACE!!! I HAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEE THIS PLACE!!!
Calm down Legolas, Calm down.
Tomorrow will be here soon.
Soon.
To Be Continued...
**
I don't think this chapter is very good but something's blocking my head.
Actually I had the story in my head for quite some time but I kinda forgot to write it down.
Now I'm just making it up as I go.
Anyways, Thanks for the reviews and keep 'em coming.
**