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In The Mind Of Legolas Greenleaf
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*The Council Of Elrond*
*Sigh*
Should have talked to Elrond sooner. Now is dragged to this stupid council.
I dunno why is it called The Council Of Elrond anyway. Not as if he's the only one here?
Why not Legolas's Council? Or Concil Of Legolas? Or The Legolas Greenleaf Show? Or the Late Night Show with Legolas Greenleaf?
Stupid Elrond. Tricked me into coming here. Said just me and him discussing "SOMETHING IMPORTANT".
If I had known everyone is going to present here I'd wear my best tunic. Now I'm presented to these people in my most plain tunic.
This must be a conspiracy againts me, the beautiful Legolas Greenleaf! Damn You Elrond!
Oh No! I wonder if they can see the hole in my leggings? Maybe if I sit real nice, they might not noticed it.
Must get rid of this old leggings. But it's my favorite. *sniff* *sniff*
Well, must ALWAYS remember to change into a new legging after every morning if want to keep it.
Hmmm... that dwarf looks familiar? Why is he staring at me for? Now, where have I seen him before?
Think little mind, think. I think Ada imprisoned him before. What was his name again?
Gling? Gloong? Glang? No, no, that wans't it.
Grain? Groin? what?! Hahahahaha... that would have made a funny name... GROIN???!!! Hahahaha.
GLOIN! that was it!
Hmmm... what are those dwarves doing here? I thought they have always dislikes elves.
There's the Old Geezer with the curly hair hobbit. I wonder where's the fatty hobbit?
I wonder who that man is? Oh My, he's staring at me.
Yes, I know. I am Beautiful. Oh My, he's winking at me. *Giggling*
Should sweep hair like Arwen does now. Where's the damn wind when you need them. Just a small breeze? Pretty please?
Damn! Oh well, just have to sweep it using hand now. Yes! He smiled at me! He smiled at me! He smiled at me! He smiled at me!
What??!! More introduction... Boromir... Stupid Elrond is giving speech again? Don't he ever get tired? I bet no one listen anyway. I wonder how this time it will take?
(Later...)
Oh My Dear Valar!!! This must have been the longest speech i have ever listen to. Or tried.
I don't even know what he's talking about now. Oh Gosh... I can feel a yawn coming up.
Must Not Yawn! Must Not Yawn! Must Not Yawn! Must Not Yawn! Must Not Yawn!
OOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.......... *yawned*
Oooppssss... Great, he's giving me the "Glare of Death" again.
Is that a look of relief on Aragorn's face? See... I knew everyone else is bored.
At least they don't have to get the death sentence from Elrond later. Poor Poor Me!
COME ON!!!! Get it on already. Okay, It's now Old Geezer's turn to speak...
(Much Later...)
Sweet Valar!!!!!! These ancient people really know how to talk. Come on already!
I bet everyone here knew about the Last Alliance or the Last "What-War-Wassit?"
That's a nice ring. But a bit plain to my liking. I have many more rings in my possession.
With diamonds and emeralds and rubies and well, many more...
Fine, you guys just share it among you guys. I have no need for it.
What's the dwarf doing?
ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
That piece of ax nearly scarred my face!!!! wait... let me check...
Phew... no blood, so no scars.... STUPID dwarf!!!! Didn't he pay ANY attention??????
Isn't an axe a mortal weapon????!!! STUPID!!!!!!!!
Dunno why they wanna chop it up anyway? If you wanna share the stupid ring, you'd better come to Mirkwood and I'll give you a brand new ring.
It doesn't even looked as if it worth much anyway. Just a plain old worthless ring.
Now's Boromir's turn to talk... Oh! So everyone gets a chance to talk?! I didn't knew that!
What should I talk about? History stuffs are sooooo boring. Maybe I should teach them how to take care of their hair.
The men's hair sucks, looks like the last time it was washed was a few years ago. Same thing can be said about Old Geezer's.
The hobbit's looks fine but lacks of shine. Better teach them how to treat their hair for damaged roots and...
Did Boromir just insulted Aragorn?! Hey that's my friend you're talking about. Should stand up for him.
Hah! of course he's no mere Ranger you stupid, handsome handsome man. He's the whiny, alwyas near-crying-about-the-blone-wannabe, smelt of B.O, stupid, easily cheated Ranger.
*Giggling* He'll kill me if I said that out loud. No... won't make the same mistake twice. Too brainy for THAT.
Did someone mentioned Gollum? I thought I heard the creature's name?
Why is Elrond staring at me again for? I didn't interrupt him now, did I? It was Boromir I interrupt, wasn't it?
What the hell do you want from me you stupid Elrond? OH!!!!! Gollum.
There, you happy now. The news is out. Maybe I should be specific and tell them it wasn't my fault.
Hey!!! Wait a minute. That's it???? That's all I get to say???You people get full hours of speech and all I get is a few sentences of confession?
Stupid people dunno how to appreciate pretty elf. *pouted*
I hate you people. I was gonna teach you how to care for your hair. *sniff* *sniff*
WHAT????!!! SPEECH????!!!! AGAIN???!!!!! Somebody kill me PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL ME!!! KILL ME!!! KILL ME!!! KILL ME!!! KILL ME NOWWWWWWWWW!!!
(Much Much Later...)
Shouldn't have left Mirkwood.
Should have left yesterday.
Why did they have to let Gollum climb the stupid trees?
THIS is what you get for being kind.
Shouldn't have gone comb hair.
Shouldn't...
Wait, We're going somewhere?????!!! Anywhere is better than here!!!
Hmmm... Aragorn says he'll pay for the trip with his sword.
Oh... seems like we have to sacrifice something to go on this trip.
Fine, fine. Take my bow. Take it. I have plenty more in my room. But you don't need to know that right? hahahah
Just Get Me The Hell Outta Here!!!!!!
Oh... Boromir is coming too?!! *Giggling*
No one can resist the temptation of the Most Beautiful Elf in Middle Earth. *Giggling*
And the hobbits are coming too... Awww.... aren't they cute... cute little things they are...
Come on, we're only going for a trip. Why would he named a group of people going on a trip?
The Fellowship Of The Ring... sounds lame... I'm no fellow... I'm so insulted... I'm the pretty elf...elf!...not fellow...
Ah Hell... Just get me the hell outta here...
The End
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When I say *Giggling* I meant he was giggling inside his mind. He of course didnt show it coz he's demure...hahaha
Hope you guys enjoy it...
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In The Mind Of Legolas Greenleaf
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*The Council Of Elrond*
*Sigh*
Should have talked to Elrond sooner. Now is dragged to this stupid council.
I dunno why is it called The Council Of Elrond anyway. Not as if he's the only one here?
Why not Legolas's Council? Or Concil Of Legolas? Or The Legolas Greenleaf Show? Or the Late Night Show with Legolas Greenleaf?
Stupid Elrond. Tricked me into coming here. Said just me and him discussing "SOMETHING IMPORTANT".
If I had known everyone is going to present here I'd wear my best tunic. Now I'm presented to these people in my most plain tunic.
This must be a conspiracy againts me, the beautiful Legolas Greenleaf! Damn You Elrond!
Oh No! I wonder if they can see the hole in my leggings? Maybe if I sit real nice, they might not noticed it.
Must get rid of this old leggings. But it's my favorite. *sniff* *sniff*
Well, must ALWAYS remember to change into a new legging after every morning if want to keep it.
Hmmm... that dwarf looks familiar? Why is he staring at me for? Now, where have I seen him before?
Think little mind, think. I think Ada imprisoned him before. What was his name again?
Gling? Gloong? Glang? No, no, that wans't it.
Grain? Groin? what?! Hahahahaha... that would have made a funny name... GROIN???!!! Hahahaha.
GLOIN! that was it!
Hmmm... what are those dwarves doing here? I thought they have always dislikes elves.
There's the Old Geezer with the curly hair hobbit. I wonder where's the fatty hobbit?
I wonder who that man is? Oh My, he's staring at me.
Yes, I know. I am Beautiful. Oh My, he's winking at me. *Giggling*
Should sweep hair like Arwen does now. Where's the damn wind when you need them. Just a small breeze? Pretty please?
Damn! Oh well, just have to sweep it using hand now. Yes! He smiled at me! He smiled at me! He smiled at me! He smiled at me!
What??!! More introduction... Boromir... Stupid Elrond is giving speech again? Don't he ever get tired? I bet no one listen anyway. I wonder how this time it will take?
(Later...)
Oh My Dear Valar!!! This must have been the longest speech i have ever listen to. Or tried.
I don't even know what he's talking about now. Oh Gosh... I can feel a yawn coming up.
Must Not Yawn! Must Not Yawn! Must Not Yawn! Must Not Yawn! Must Not Yawn!
OOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.......... *yawned*
Oooppssss... Great, he's giving me the "Glare of Death" again.
Is that a look of relief on Aragorn's face? See... I knew everyone else is bored.
At least they don't have to get the death sentence from Elrond later. Poor Poor Me!
COME ON!!!! Get it on already. Okay, It's now Old Geezer's turn to speak...
(Much Later...)
Sweet Valar!!!!!! These ancient people really know how to talk. Come on already!
I bet everyone here knew about the Last Alliance or the Last "What-War-Wassit?"
That's a nice ring. But a bit plain to my liking. I have many more rings in my possession.
With diamonds and emeralds and rubies and well, many more...
Fine, you guys just share it among you guys. I have no need for it.
What's the dwarf doing?
ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
That piece of ax nearly scarred my face!!!! wait... let me check...
Phew... no blood, so no scars.... STUPID dwarf!!!! Didn't he pay ANY attention??????
Isn't an axe a mortal weapon????!!! STUPID!!!!!!!!
Dunno why they wanna chop it up anyway? If you wanna share the stupid ring, you'd better come to Mirkwood and I'll give you a brand new ring.
It doesn't even looked as if it worth much anyway. Just a plain old worthless ring.
Now's Boromir's turn to talk... Oh! So everyone gets a chance to talk?! I didn't knew that!
What should I talk about? History stuffs are sooooo boring. Maybe I should teach them how to take care of their hair.
The men's hair sucks, looks like the last time it was washed was a few years ago. Same thing can be said about Old Geezer's.
The hobbit's looks fine but lacks of shine. Better teach them how to treat their hair for damaged roots and...
Did Boromir just insulted Aragorn?! Hey that's my friend you're talking about. Should stand up for him.
Hah! of course he's no mere Ranger you stupid, handsome handsome man. He's the whiny, alwyas near-crying-about-the-blone-wannabe, smelt of B.O, stupid, easily cheated Ranger.
*Giggling* He'll kill me if I said that out loud. No... won't make the same mistake twice. Too brainy for THAT.
Did someone mentioned Gollum? I thought I heard the creature's name?
Why is Elrond staring at me again for? I didn't interrupt him now, did I? It was Boromir I interrupt, wasn't it?
What the hell do you want from me you stupid Elrond? OH!!!!! Gollum.
There, you happy now. The news is out. Maybe I should be specific and tell them it wasn't my fault.
Hey!!! Wait a minute. That's it???? That's all I get to say???You people get full hours of speech and all I get is a few sentences of confession?
Stupid people dunno how to appreciate pretty elf. *pouted*
I hate you people. I was gonna teach you how to care for your hair. *sniff* *sniff*
WHAT????!!! SPEECH????!!!! AGAIN???!!!!! Somebody kill me PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL ME!!! KILL ME!!! KILL ME!!! KILL ME!!! KILL ME NOWWWWWWWWW!!!
(Much Much Later...)
Shouldn't have left Mirkwood.
Should have left yesterday.
Why did they have to let Gollum climb the stupid trees?
THIS is what you get for being kind.
Shouldn't have gone comb hair.
Shouldn't...
Wait, We're going somewhere?????!!! Anywhere is better than here!!!
Hmmm... Aragorn says he'll pay for the trip with his sword.
Oh... seems like we have to sacrifice something to go on this trip.
Fine, fine. Take my bow. Take it. I have plenty more in my room. But you don't need to know that right? hahahah
Just Get Me The Hell Outta Here!!!!!!
Oh... Boromir is coming too?!! *Giggling*
No one can resist the temptation of the Most Beautiful Elf in Middle Earth. *Giggling*
And the hobbits are coming too... Awww.... aren't they cute... cute little things they are...
Come on, we're only going for a trip. Why would he named a group of people going on a trip?
The Fellowship Of The Ring... sounds lame... I'm no fellow... I'm so insulted... I'm the pretty elf...elf!...not fellow...
Ah Hell... Just get me the hell outta here...
The End
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When I say *Giggling* I meant he was giggling inside his mind. He of course didnt show it coz he's demure...hahaha
Hope you guys enjoy it...
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