(A/N from Mazaki Sora: Well, seeing as I totally SUCK at JGR fictions, I
didn't want this idea of mine to go unheeded! So, I asked Tallulah-sama for
help seeing as one) she's a TERRIFIC JGR writer, two) I liked this idea
except it's JGR and I know the characters of JGR, but nothing about the
areas --, three) Tallulah's such a nice person and a very good friend. I
consider it an honor to write a collaboration with her ^^)
(A/N from Tallulah: Aw, you're making me blush ^_^ Well, I figured this could be fun, and I think Sora's cool, so I thought why not go for it? Hope you enjoy the story!)
Chapter One: The Song
By Mazaki Sora
~
Mew yawned. Yes, she seemed to be doing that a lot these days, seeing as she was bored out of her mind. It sucked, to say the least.
Mew rolled over on her back, dangling her arm over the edge of the sound system. She began a staring contest with the ceiling, annoyed to see that she was failing miserably.
"Can someone turn on Jet Set Radio?" she asked feebly, turning her head to see the other nine GG's either asleep, half-asleep, or wide-awake due to way too much coffee...
"You're the one sleeping on the radio! You turn it on!" muttered Gum from her position on the floor.
Grumbling, Mew reached over and flicked on the radio.
"Yo yo yo!! K-Man is in the house!! Hey all you cool cats out there, how's summer goin' for ya!?"
Several groans and a 'Shut up!'
"Well, mine's goin' just fine! In fact, on my vacation to the Bahamas-"
More irritated groans.
"-I found a little 'gift', if you will, for all you listeners! It's a little record I picked up in some freaky little voodoo shop! Let's test it out, shall we? Hahaha!"
There was the sound of a record being thrown on the board and the scratching sound of the needle being placed on it. A second later, music filled the garage.
"What the fuck is that? It sucks..." Tab complained.
The music playing was eerie sounding, with the sounds of drums and rattles, accented by what sounded like a little girl chanting something in some strange language.
"Okay, this is some weird shit. For one, I can't understand it! It's in gibberish or summat," Beat muttered, covering his face with his hands.
"Turn off the radio! I don't think we want that shit playing in our garage!" Garam yelled from his slouched position on the stairs.
"Hold on a minute! I wanna listen to it! It sounds kinda cool," Mew protested, swinging her arm back and forth to the music.
"It sounds like shit, Mew. Just turn it off and do our eardrums a favor!" Piranha groaned.
Mew pouted and was about to complain when Cube cut in from her position in the corner.
"Just let the kitten listen to her music. Who said you had to listen to it? Go outside or something."
"Whatever. If she's gonna listen to that- whatever that is, then I'm outta here," Gum muttered, standing up. She stepped over the various GG's lying on the floor until she reached the door. With a slam, she was gone.
"I'm gonna go join Gum," Beat said quietly. He too left.
A few seconds later Tab and Garam left, followed by Piranha, Yo-Yo, and Slate.
"Spoil-sports..." Mew grumbled. Cube sat silently in the corner, staring at the radio with a very weird look in her eyes. Combo, being Cube's good friend, had stayed behind and was sitting on the couch, glancing at Cube every now and then.
~
Shibuya-cho
~
Indigo scowled at the Love Shocker tag hugging the side of the bus.
"I am soooo sick of those bitches!!" Indigo growled, pulling out a spray can. After flicking on Jet Set Radio, she started shaking up the can angrily. But the shaking slowed to a stop, and the angry look faded.
The eerie music floated from her wristwatch, making her dark face pale.
"No... I know this song! Stop playing it!" she dropped the spray can and backed away from the tag.
"STOP PLAYING IT!" she shrieked, as if her message might reach DJ Professor K. She fumbled with her wristwatch, suddenly forgetting how to turn it off in her panic.
"Dammit!" she cursed, pressing random buttons. The music faded until it was gone. She paled even more.
"It's too late..."
She turned and dashed away, brushing past a Noise Tank whom had been tagging a billboard near her.
A shadow stood atop a building, watching the fishnet-clad girl dashing away. It smirked.
~
Gum skated through the bus terminal, looking around her in an alert fashion. It had been about half an hour since she'd left the garage, but she didn't intend upon going back just because the song was long done. After all, she wasn't finished here just yet. Just as she passed a bus, she skidded to a halt. Splattered across the side of the bus was a large Love Shocker tag, the reds and pinks smirking at Gum. She growled.
"Damn Love Shockers," she snarled, skating over to the bus. She looked down to see a spray can on the ground. Curious, she stooped down and grabbed it. Straightening up, she shook it slightly.
"Full? Why would a Love Shocker leave behind a full can?" she shrugged it off and sent a stream of paint across the tag, expecting to see a shade of red or pink, but was surprised to see dark purple liquid splatter across the surface.
"Okay, so it's not Love Shocker paint. Maybe Beat was here and didn't finish the job, or maybe a renegade. Coulda even been a Noise Tank. Well, I might as well finish what whoever owned this started."
~
Mew skated silently through Shibuya-cho, ignoring the feeling of the warm breeze tossing her hair in her face and rippling her skirt. The sun beat down harshly on the city and Mew swore she could see the heat rising from the concrete. She wondered for a second if the pavement was hot enough to melt the wheels off her skates. She sure hoped it couldn't.
When the song had ended, Cube and Combo had left to go tag with the others, and seeing as Mew didn't like being alone, she had left too.
Sighing, Mew gathered up her sleeve and pushed it up her arm as she skated. After getting it to stay above her elbow, she grabbed the other and pushed it up also. Feeling slightly more refreshed, she sped up and glided around the corner.
As she skated forward, she heard a sloshing noise, like someone stepping in water.
"What the-"
She looked down to see a trail of red liquid across her path, and she was standing in the middle of it. Jumping back, she looked up the stream of thick red fluid to the source - and wished she hadn't.
~
Throwing the spray can aside and grabbing her own, Gum slapped her own 'Minty Cool Flavor' across the Love Shocker tag. She threw the empty can to the ground and stepped on it with a crunch. Kicking the crushed can away, Gum turned and was about to start off again when she froze.
A loud scream ripped through the summer air, echoing throughout the terminal.
"What the-!?"
Gum took off as fast as her skates would carry her. Another scream, obviously female. She turned a corner and skidded to a halt. Mew was standing next to a stream of blood, hands covering her mouth, and eyes wide. Gum dashed up to her and grabbed her arm.
"What is it? Mew, what's the matter!?"
Breathing in a very panicked fashion, Mew pointed behind Gum, to the source of the blood. Gum turned to see what she had indicated.
Lying on the ground in a pool of blood was a dead Rudie. It was obviously a Noise Tank, with its shiny white suit, robot mask, and tank-tread skates. It had been mutilated to the point that it was almost in pieces. The body was riddled with slashes and looked like something had tried to tear it in half.
Quickly, Gum grabbed Mew's arm and led her away from the gruesome scene as fast as their skates would allow.
~
Garage
~
Mew sat on the sound system again, hugging her knees to her chest. She was rocking back and forth slightly and tears stained her face.
She was aware of the other GG's huddled together, talking and constantly glancing worriedly at her.
'How come Gum's not freaked out by seeing a dead body? Am I supposed to not be freaked out? Is it because I'm weak? I don't get it. Why can't I be brave? Gum's brave. They're all brave. If I'm such a wimp, then what am I doing here anyway?'
She watched as Gum explained what they saw. She looked slightly pale, but other than that, fine.
'How can she be fine?'
"It was a Noise Tank, right?" Piranha asked. Gum nodded.
"What was a Noise Tank doing in Shibuya? Aren't they Benten Rudies?" Tab questioned.
"I don't know. Maybe he was there to take our turf or something. The real question is: who did it? And why? The Keisatsu aren't THAT cold blooded," Gum ended in a dark tone.
"She's right. Oni, bastard he is, wouldn't do something like this," Beat stated.
"What about the Golden Rhinos? Sounds a lot like something they'd pull," Cube muttered, suddenly looking twice as morbid.
"Nope, can't be them. We got rid of them and I don't think they are coming back."
"Is Mew gonna be okay?" Garam asked quietly, glancing over at her before looking back at Gum.
"I'm fine."
They all looked at Mew, who was standing in front of the sound system with a defiant air.
"Mew, are you sure-" Beat started, but Mew cut him off.
"I'm FINE. I'm not a wimp. Don't think a bit of gore is gonna scare me."
They looked doubtful.
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm going tagging," Mew said hotly, before turning and skating out the door, slamming it behind her.
~
Benten-cho
~
Mew had been planning upon going back out to Shibuya-cho, but the thought of seeing that dead body again made her turn and head for Benten.
'So hypocritical. Ya say you're okay with seeing a dead body when you refuse to go near it. Maybe I am a wimp.'
She growled to herself and sped up her grind on the railroad tracks, shoving the thought to the back of her mind.
"I'm telling you the truth!! Your friend was killed by a monster!!"
Mew blinked. 'What the-'
"Sure, a monster. And it's standing in front of me!"
"I didn't kill him!! I told you already-"
Mew ran out from underneath the ramp and entered Genkijomae to see two Noise Tanks advancing upon a girl. The girl looked fearful, and was clutching a scythe defensively in front of her.
"LISTEN! I have no reason to kill your friend! It was the-"
"Stop it with the monster story! It's obvious that you're a lunatic with a sharp object who thinks an imaginary monster can cover for her!"
"Hey! Leave her alone!" Mew yelled, racing towards the three Rudies.
"We'll deal with you later!" snarled one of the Noise Tanks. The two dashed away, leaving Mew and the girl. Sighing, the girl pulled the loop of rope on the scythe back over her shoulder, letting the object hang on her back. She turned to look at Mew, only to freeze.
"Miyazaki!?"
Mew was taken aback. "How'd you know-"
The girl suddenly looked furious.
"My Rudie name is Indigo, but you probably remember me as Chloe Sumner," she growled.
"Chloe!? Wh- what're you doing here?!"
Mew suddenly remembered that day clear as ever.
~
Chloe slammed her locker door shut, only to come face to face with blue- eyed, blonde-headed pretty-girl Miyazaki, who wore a smug grin.
"Heya Chloe-kuns. How is my little tomboy underling doing today?"
"Fuck off," Chloe snarled, walking away. Miyazaki followed her, with two girlfriends in tow. She cut around Chloe and stood in front of her, smirking.
"Oh, the kitten bites. I think we can fix that."
The two girls grabbed Chloe's arms. Miyazaki slapped Chloe across the face, hard.
"Bitch," Chloe growled, pulling against the girls' grip. Miyazaki kicked her in the stomach, laughing. Chloe doubled over in pain.
Still giggling, Miyazaki laid a few more kicks in her stomach before catching her in the chest. Tears were now slowly making their way down Chloe's face, but she had long stopped struggling. Suddenly, her head dropped down.
Miyazaki froze. The two girls looked frightened.
"Did we kill her?" One asked fearfully. Suddenly, Chloe's head snapped up again. It was then that they noticed the change. Her hair had turned from coffee-brown to charcoal-black and was now at her shoulders, rather than just above her ears. Her eyes were what scared them the most. They had gone from blue-violet to an evil yellow, just like a cat's.
"You were right about one thing," she said, breaking off into a chuckle before continuing, "the kitten does bite."
Before Miyazaki could even turn to run, the girl had broken free of the two girls and was lunging at her.
~
"You fucking well broke my arm that day," Mew snarled, clenching her fists at her sides.
"One little thing wrong. That wasn't me."
"Oh really? Would that girl be your 'monster'? Maybe you did kill that Noise Tank. Seems likely to me."
"If Scarlet had killed a Noise Tank, I would've known."
Mew snorted in disgust. "So it has a name. Kinda sounds like a pet. What do ya do? Let her loose so she can kill Rudies?"
Indigo glared at her.
"If you must know, I try my hardest NOT to let her out. Besides, what would I have to gain if she killed a few Rudies?"
Mew crossed her arms.
"I dunno. Turf? Maybe you think you'll be famous. But hear this: Stop killing Rudies right now. If you so as harm another Rudie, I'll kill you myself. I'm letting you off. One casualty is enough."
'Wow, did I just say that? I guess I'm not too bad a wimp...'
"Listen, Miyazaki, I haven't killed anyone!! Neither has Scarlet!! I know who killed that Noise Tank and if we don't stop it, then there's no hope. We'll all be dead by the end of the week. If you don't need my help, then I'll go to someone who can use it to stop this."
Indigo turned away and dashed at a billboard, wall rode, and disappeared on the rooftops.
'Maybe she's telling the truth... But, she does seem a very likely candidate. At least that pet alter ego demon thing of hers does. Sounds a lot like something it'd do... I'll watch her. As long as I keep an eye on her, I'll be able to catch her in the act. And if she's innocent, she'll most likely look for the culprit. So, it's a win-win situation. If she's guilty, I'll catch her in the act. If she's innocent, she'll find the culprit and I'll get a look, too. Perfect.'
~
(A/N from Tallulah: Aw, you're making me blush ^_^ Well, I figured this could be fun, and I think Sora's cool, so I thought why not go for it? Hope you enjoy the story!)
Chapter One: The Song
By Mazaki Sora
~
Mew yawned. Yes, she seemed to be doing that a lot these days, seeing as she was bored out of her mind. It sucked, to say the least.
Mew rolled over on her back, dangling her arm over the edge of the sound system. She began a staring contest with the ceiling, annoyed to see that she was failing miserably.
"Can someone turn on Jet Set Radio?" she asked feebly, turning her head to see the other nine GG's either asleep, half-asleep, or wide-awake due to way too much coffee...
"You're the one sleeping on the radio! You turn it on!" muttered Gum from her position on the floor.
Grumbling, Mew reached over and flicked on the radio.
"Yo yo yo!! K-Man is in the house!! Hey all you cool cats out there, how's summer goin' for ya!?"
Several groans and a 'Shut up!'
"Well, mine's goin' just fine! In fact, on my vacation to the Bahamas-"
More irritated groans.
"-I found a little 'gift', if you will, for all you listeners! It's a little record I picked up in some freaky little voodoo shop! Let's test it out, shall we? Hahaha!"
There was the sound of a record being thrown on the board and the scratching sound of the needle being placed on it. A second later, music filled the garage.
"What the fuck is that? It sucks..." Tab complained.
The music playing was eerie sounding, with the sounds of drums and rattles, accented by what sounded like a little girl chanting something in some strange language.
"Okay, this is some weird shit. For one, I can't understand it! It's in gibberish or summat," Beat muttered, covering his face with his hands.
"Turn off the radio! I don't think we want that shit playing in our garage!" Garam yelled from his slouched position on the stairs.
"Hold on a minute! I wanna listen to it! It sounds kinda cool," Mew protested, swinging her arm back and forth to the music.
"It sounds like shit, Mew. Just turn it off and do our eardrums a favor!" Piranha groaned.
Mew pouted and was about to complain when Cube cut in from her position in the corner.
"Just let the kitten listen to her music. Who said you had to listen to it? Go outside or something."
"Whatever. If she's gonna listen to that- whatever that is, then I'm outta here," Gum muttered, standing up. She stepped over the various GG's lying on the floor until she reached the door. With a slam, she was gone.
"I'm gonna go join Gum," Beat said quietly. He too left.
A few seconds later Tab and Garam left, followed by Piranha, Yo-Yo, and Slate.
"Spoil-sports..." Mew grumbled. Cube sat silently in the corner, staring at the radio with a very weird look in her eyes. Combo, being Cube's good friend, had stayed behind and was sitting on the couch, glancing at Cube every now and then.
~
Shibuya-cho
~
Indigo scowled at the Love Shocker tag hugging the side of the bus.
"I am soooo sick of those bitches!!" Indigo growled, pulling out a spray can. After flicking on Jet Set Radio, she started shaking up the can angrily. But the shaking slowed to a stop, and the angry look faded.
The eerie music floated from her wristwatch, making her dark face pale.
"No... I know this song! Stop playing it!" she dropped the spray can and backed away from the tag.
"STOP PLAYING IT!" she shrieked, as if her message might reach DJ Professor K. She fumbled with her wristwatch, suddenly forgetting how to turn it off in her panic.
"Dammit!" she cursed, pressing random buttons. The music faded until it was gone. She paled even more.
"It's too late..."
She turned and dashed away, brushing past a Noise Tank whom had been tagging a billboard near her.
A shadow stood atop a building, watching the fishnet-clad girl dashing away. It smirked.
~
Gum skated through the bus terminal, looking around her in an alert fashion. It had been about half an hour since she'd left the garage, but she didn't intend upon going back just because the song was long done. After all, she wasn't finished here just yet. Just as she passed a bus, she skidded to a halt. Splattered across the side of the bus was a large Love Shocker tag, the reds and pinks smirking at Gum. She growled.
"Damn Love Shockers," she snarled, skating over to the bus. She looked down to see a spray can on the ground. Curious, she stooped down and grabbed it. Straightening up, she shook it slightly.
"Full? Why would a Love Shocker leave behind a full can?" she shrugged it off and sent a stream of paint across the tag, expecting to see a shade of red or pink, but was surprised to see dark purple liquid splatter across the surface.
"Okay, so it's not Love Shocker paint. Maybe Beat was here and didn't finish the job, or maybe a renegade. Coulda even been a Noise Tank. Well, I might as well finish what whoever owned this started."
~
Mew skated silently through Shibuya-cho, ignoring the feeling of the warm breeze tossing her hair in her face and rippling her skirt. The sun beat down harshly on the city and Mew swore she could see the heat rising from the concrete. She wondered for a second if the pavement was hot enough to melt the wheels off her skates. She sure hoped it couldn't.
When the song had ended, Cube and Combo had left to go tag with the others, and seeing as Mew didn't like being alone, she had left too.
Sighing, Mew gathered up her sleeve and pushed it up her arm as she skated. After getting it to stay above her elbow, she grabbed the other and pushed it up also. Feeling slightly more refreshed, she sped up and glided around the corner.
As she skated forward, she heard a sloshing noise, like someone stepping in water.
"What the-"
She looked down to see a trail of red liquid across her path, and she was standing in the middle of it. Jumping back, she looked up the stream of thick red fluid to the source - and wished she hadn't.
~
Throwing the spray can aside and grabbing her own, Gum slapped her own 'Minty Cool Flavor' across the Love Shocker tag. She threw the empty can to the ground and stepped on it with a crunch. Kicking the crushed can away, Gum turned and was about to start off again when she froze.
A loud scream ripped through the summer air, echoing throughout the terminal.
"What the-!?"
Gum took off as fast as her skates would carry her. Another scream, obviously female. She turned a corner and skidded to a halt. Mew was standing next to a stream of blood, hands covering her mouth, and eyes wide. Gum dashed up to her and grabbed her arm.
"What is it? Mew, what's the matter!?"
Breathing in a very panicked fashion, Mew pointed behind Gum, to the source of the blood. Gum turned to see what she had indicated.
Lying on the ground in a pool of blood was a dead Rudie. It was obviously a Noise Tank, with its shiny white suit, robot mask, and tank-tread skates. It had been mutilated to the point that it was almost in pieces. The body was riddled with slashes and looked like something had tried to tear it in half.
Quickly, Gum grabbed Mew's arm and led her away from the gruesome scene as fast as their skates would allow.
~
Garage
~
Mew sat on the sound system again, hugging her knees to her chest. She was rocking back and forth slightly and tears stained her face.
She was aware of the other GG's huddled together, talking and constantly glancing worriedly at her.
'How come Gum's not freaked out by seeing a dead body? Am I supposed to not be freaked out? Is it because I'm weak? I don't get it. Why can't I be brave? Gum's brave. They're all brave. If I'm such a wimp, then what am I doing here anyway?'
She watched as Gum explained what they saw. She looked slightly pale, but other than that, fine.
'How can she be fine?'
"It was a Noise Tank, right?" Piranha asked. Gum nodded.
"What was a Noise Tank doing in Shibuya? Aren't they Benten Rudies?" Tab questioned.
"I don't know. Maybe he was there to take our turf or something. The real question is: who did it? And why? The Keisatsu aren't THAT cold blooded," Gum ended in a dark tone.
"She's right. Oni, bastard he is, wouldn't do something like this," Beat stated.
"What about the Golden Rhinos? Sounds a lot like something they'd pull," Cube muttered, suddenly looking twice as morbid.
"Nope, can't be them. We got rid of them and I don't think they are coming back."
"Is Mew gonna be okay?" Garam asked quietly, glancing over at her before looking back at Gum.
"I'm fine."
They all looked at Mew, who was standing in front of the sound system with a defiant air.
"Mew, are you sure-" Beat started, but Mew cut him off.
"I'm FINE. I'm not a wimp. Don't think a bit of gore is gonna scare me."
They looked doubtful.
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm going tagging," Mew said hotly, before turning and skating out the door, slamming it behind her.
~
Benten-cho
~
Mew had been planning upon going back out to Shibuya-cho, but the thought of seeing that dead body again made her turn and head for Benten.
'So hypocritical. Ya say you're okay with seeing a dead body when you refuse to go near it. Maybe I am a wimp.'
She growled to herself and sped up her grind on the railroad tracks, shoving the thought to the back of her mind.
"I'm telling you the truth!! Your friend was killed by a monster!!"
Mew blinked. 'What the-'
"Sure, a monster. And it's standing in front of me!"
"I didn't kill him!! I told you already-"
Mew ran out from underneath the ramp and entered Genkijomae to see two Noise Tanks advancing upon a girl. The girl looked fearful, and was clutching a scythe defensively in front of her.
"LISTEN! I have no reason to kill your friend! It was the-"
"Stop it with the monster story! It's obvious that you're a lunatic with a sharp object who thinks an imaginary monster can cover for her!"
"Hey! Leave her alone!" Mew yelled, racing towards the three Rudies.
"We'll deal with you later!" snarled one of the Noise Tanks. The two dashed away, leaving Mew and the girl. Sighing, the girl pulled the loop of rope on the scythe back over her shoulder, letting the object hang on her back. She turned to look at Mew, only to freeze.
"Miyazaki!?"
Mew was taken aback. "How'd you know-"
The girl suddenly looked furious.
"My Rudie name is Indigo, but you probably remember me as Chloe Sumner," she growled.
"Chloe!? Wh- what're you doing here?!"
Mew suddenly remembered that day clear as ever.
~
Chloe slammed her locker door shut, only to come face to face with blue- eyed, blonde-headed pretty-girl Miyazaki, who wore a smug grin.
"Heya Chloe-kuns. How is my little tomboy underling doing today?"
"Fuck off," Chloe snarled, walking away. Miyazaki followed her, with two girlfriends in tow. She cut around Chloe and stood in front of her, smirking.
"Oh, the kitten bites. I think we can fix that."
The two girls grabbed Chloe's arms. Miyazaki slapped Chloe across the face, hard.
"Bitch," Chloe growled, pulling against the girls' grip. Miyazaki kicked her in the stomach, laughing. Chloe doubled over in pain.
Still giggling, Miyazaki laid a few more kicks in her stomach before catching her in the chest. Tears were now slowly making their way down Chloe's face, but she had long stopped struggling. Suddenly, her head dropped down.
Miyazaki froze. The two girls looked frightened.
"Did we kill her?" One asked fearfully. Suddenly, Chloe's head snapped up again. It was then that they noticed the change. Her hair had turned from coffee-brown to charcoal-black and was now at her shoulders, rather than just above her ears. Her eyes were what scared them the most. They had gone from blue-violet to an evil yellow, just like a cat's.
"You were right about one thing," she said, breaking off into a chuckle before continuing, "the kitten does bite."
Before Miyazaki could even turn to run, the girl had broken free of the two girls and was lunging at her.
~
"You fucking well broke my arm that day," Mew snarled, clenching her fists at her sides.
"One little thing wrong. That wasn't me."
"Oh really? Would that girl be your 'monster'? Maybe you did kill that Noise Tank. Seems likely to me."
"If Scarlet had killed a Noise Tank, I would've known."
Mew snorted in disgust. "So it has a name. Kinda sounds like a pet. What do ya do? Let her loose so she can kill Rudies?"
Indigo glared at her.
"If you must know, I try my hardest NOT to let her out. Besides, what would I have to gain if she killed a few Rudies?"
Mew crossed her arms.
"I dunno. Turf? Maybe you think you'll be famous. But hear this: Stop killing Rudies right now. If you so as harm another Rudie, I'll kill you myself. I'm letting you off. One casualty is enough."
'Wow, did I just say that? I guess I'm not too bad a wimp...'
"Listen, Miyazaki, I haven't killed anyone!! Neither has Scarlet!! I know who killed that Noise Tank and if we don't stop it, then there's no hope. We'll all be dead by the end of the week. If you don't need my help, then I'll go to someone who can use it to stop this."
Indigo turned away and dashed at a billboard, wall rode, and disappeared on the rooftops.
'Maybe she's telling the truth... But, she does seem a very likely candidate. At least that pet alter ego demon thing of hers does. Sounds a lot like something it'd do... I'll watch her. As long as I keep an eye on her, I'll be able to catch her in the act. And if she's innocent, she'll most likely look for the culprit. So, it's a win-win situation. If she's guilty, I'll catch her in the act. If she's innocent, she'll find the culprit and I'll get a look, too. Perfect.'
~