The Chicken Lollipop Show
episode II
NB: Hello, I'm Justine and this is the Chicken Lollipop Show Part 2!
T: New and improved! And more monkeys. Yep.
NB: Um..yeah, whatever. Let's have Jhonen come back, I got lots more stupid questions to ask. Jhonen, get over here! (Jhonen pops outta ground)
T: (to Jhonen) You want a Chicken Lollipop?
JV: You know what; no.
NB: Sooo, how's John Tesh?
JV: What?! You're not supposed to know about that!! That's me secret! Me SECRET!!
T: Yeah, yeah, whatever. So who's GIR's brother?
JV: Um,GIR's a robot...and a cartoon.
T: That still doesn't answer my question!!!!!!! I sob like crying weasil baby!!
NB: (to Jhonen) Have you ever been to the ghetto? (monkey's start yelling)
JV: No, but I've been to LA. The memory of the ants still haunt me.
NB: The LA & the ghetto are the same. 'Cept LA gots' cockaroaches that do the macarena. It is scary. (Locked Jhonen in cage and made the monkeys' watch him. NB went to cage and started rattling it)
T: Since Noodlebooty's in her own little world right now, we're going to introduce 2 'special' guests, Justine Moreno and Brenda Rodriguez. Wiggle your antennae for them! I always wanted to say that. (they pop outta ground)
B: Wow, he really is cute.
JM: Why's he in the cage; and...and...why, where; Johnny?!!
T: Because we don't want them to run away...again. The police already have 3 strikes on us.
NB: I have another good idea; let's have a fight to the death!! Jhonen V. vs. Josh Hartnett.
T: NO!! it shall ruin Joshie-washie's pretty face!! He is strictly made for looks' not play!
JV: (worried) What? What fight? Who is fighting? Am I fighting? Tell me!! Do you know how much I will die?! I will die lots!!!
NB: Does it look like we care? We want to see some blood. I'm having withdrawls since there has been an absence of dark humor.
JH: (pops outta ground) Where am I? Who are you?!
T: (screams) Jhonen Vasquez, part 1!!
NB: Let the fight begin!!
B: (spots monkeys) Oh, my god!! There are monkeys!!
T: Noooooooooooo!!!!! His pretty face shall be DAMAGED!!
NB: I don't care cuz Jhonen's going to win. I know this cuz I created it. Yep.
T: OK, Jhonen wins and Josh don't get damaged I happy!
JH: (whispering to Jhonen) They're all insane.
NB & T: I know!
NB: Of course we are. We just took two celebrity type people hostage, that qualifies under insane.
JV: I have a question for you. Why am I on the show...AGAIN? That's just going to confuse...
NB: Ssshhhh! This is our show, DUH!
T: (to Josh Hartnett) You could stay with me.
JH: (scared) But...but...Oh, god, no!! I am scared, I wanna go home!!!
NB: No, we need to have the fight. No more distractions.
T: I gos' to go potty. My bladder will burst and pee will be everywhere!! It will disturb even Jhonen Vasquez. He will be in a state of shock and never do comics again!
NB: Damn it, Twinkie!!
T: You said my name and the 'D' word in the same sentence. You're mean!!
NB: And what're you goin' to do about it? poor, Twinkie! Your precious little monkeys won't protect you now!!
T: Oh, yeah, you wanna' fight?!
JH: (choking noises in backround) It looks like we got our fight after all.
JV: It truely is a happy ending!
THE END
(Though not really)
NB & T: (pop outta' ground)
NB: Wait! You still hafta' fight! You ain't getting out of it that easy.
T: Wait, let me think about this a second. You know that I don't want Josh to fight, but you're making him fight, but you know that I know that I won't let Josh fight so I'll forfeit, so in your evil, twisted mind that's all twisty, you had this planned out. And since Jhonen has a small frail body...
JV: Hey, that's not nice.
T: Whatever, if Jhonen beats a celebrity man he'll look even gooder...
NB: (frustrated) It's better, bet-ter.
T: (sadly) In all the years I've known you, you never sank this low.
NB: Awww, why you cryin' chockit' bunny?
JV: *GASP* You stole that from George Lopez!!
NB: I also stole George Lopez, bot that's beside the point.
B: (to T) Wanna reinact Star Wars?
T: OK.
LATER
Jhonen Vasquez - in the crazy house for boys cuz of Noodlebooty and Twinkie trauma.
Josh Hartnett - never looked at twinkies and noodles the same way again.
Monkeys - fallen in love with Brenda
Twinkie - put restraining order on Noodlebooty.
Noodlebooty - hired asassin.
Brenda - knows the monkeys want her.
Justine Moreno - tries to stalk comic character Johnny.(it is sad really)
THE END!!!
A TwinkieNoo Production
[not associated with DesiLu]
NB: Hello, I'm Justine and this is the Chicken Lollipop Show Part 2!
T: New and improved! And more monkeys. Yep.
NB: Um..yeah, whatever. Let's have Jhonen come back, I got lots more stupid questions to ask. Jhonen, get over here! (Jhonen pops outta ground)
T: (to Jhonen) You want a Chicken Lollipop?
JV: You know what; no.
NB: Sooo, how's John Tesh?
JV: What?! You're not supposed to know about that!! That's me secret! Me SECRET!!
T: Yeah, yeah, whatever. So who's GIR's brother?
JV: Um,GIR's a robot...and a cartoon.
T: That still doesn't answer my question!!!!!!! I sob like crying weasil baby!!
NB: (to Jhonen) Have you ever been to the ghetto? (monkey's start yelling)
JV: No, but I've been to LA. The memory of the ants still haunt me.
NB: The LA & the ghetto are the same. 'Cept LA gots' cockaroaches that do the macarena. It is scary. (Locked Jhonen in cage and made the monkeys' watch him. NB went to cage and started rattling it)
T: Since Noodlebooty's in her own little world right now, we're going to introduce 2 'special' guests, Justine Moreno and Brenda Rodriguez. Wiggle your antennae for them! I always wanted to say that. (they pop outta ground)
B: Wow, he really is cute.
JM: Why's he in the cage; and...and...why, where; Johnny?!!
T: Because we don't want them to run away...again. The police already have 3 strikes on us.
NB: I have another good idea; let's have a fight to the death!! Jhonen V. vs. Josh Hartnett.
T: NO!! it shall ruin Joshie-washie's pretty face!! He is strictly made for looks' not play!
JV: (worried) What? What fight? Who is fighting? Am I fighting? Tell me!! Do you know how much I will die?! I will die lots!!!
NB: Does it look like we care? We want to see some blood. I'm having withdrawls since there has been an absence of dark humor.
JH: (pops outta ground) Where am I? Who are you?!
T: (screams) Jhonen Vasquez, part 1!!
NB: Let the fight begin!!
B: (spots monkeys) Oh, my god!! There are monkeys!!
T: Noooooooooooo!!!!! His pretty face shall be DAMAGED!!
NB: I don't care cuz Jhonen's going to win. I know this cuz I created it. Yep.
T: OK, Jhonen wins and Josh don't get damaged I happy!
JH: (whispering to Jhonen) They're all insane.
NB & T: I know!
NB: Of course we are. We just took two celebrity type people hostage, that qualifies under insane.
JV: I have a question for you. Why am I on the show...AGAIN? That's just going to confuse...
NB: Ssshhhh! This is our show, DUH!
T: (to Josh Hartnett) You could stay with me.
JH: (scared) But...but...Oh, god, no!! I am scared, I wanna go home!!!
NB: No, we need to have the fight. No more distractions.
T: I gos' to go potty. My bladder will burst and pee will be everywhere!! It will disturb even Jhonen Vasquez. He will be in a state of shock and never do comics again!
NB: Damn it, Twinkie!!
T: You said my name and the 'D' word in the same sentence. You're mean!!
NB: And what're you goin' to do about it? poor, Twinkie! Your precious little monkeys won't protect you now!!
T: Oh, yeah, you wanna' fight?!
JH: (choking noises in backround) It looks like we got our fight after all.
JV: It truely is a happy ending!
THE END
(Though not really)
NB & T: (pop outta' ground)
NB: Wait! You still hafta' fight! You ain't getting out of it that easy.
T: Wait, let me think about this a second. You know that I don't want Josh to fight, but you're making him fight, but you know that I know that I won't let Josh fight so I'll forfeit, so in your evil, twisted mind that's all twisty, you had this planned out. And since Jhonen has a small frail body...
JV: Hey, that's not nice.
T: Whatever, if Jhonen beats a celebrity man he'll look even gooder...
NB: (frustrated) It's better, bet-ter.
T: (sadly) In all the years I've known you, you never sank this low.
NB: Awww, why you cryin' chockit' bunny?
JV: *GASP* You stole that from George Lopez!!
NB: I also stole George Lopez, bot that's beside the point.
B: (to T) Wanna reinact Star Wars?
T: OK.
LATER
Jhonen Vasquez - in the crazy house for boys cuz of Noodlebooty and Twinkie trauma.
Josh Hartnett - never looked at twinkies and noodles the same way again.
Monkeys - fallen in love with Brenda
Twinkie - put restraining order on Noodlebooty.
Noodlebooty - hired asassin.
Brenda - knows the monkeys want her.
Justine Moreno - tries to stalk comic character Johnny.(it is sad really)
THE END!!!
A TwinkieNoo Production
[not associated with DesiLu]