THE CHICKEN LOLLIPOP SHOW!!
Hosted by : Noodlebooty
Co-Hosted by : Twinkie
Disclamior : All people portraid in this peice of fiction have not agreed
to be. They had no say, participation or knowledge of this. All
personalities are dramatized, and imitated.
Poorly.
Disclaimor - the Sequal : Do I really need one? Jhonen owns himself ... for
now ... And "Jacket Dude" is a little bastard who will soon learn his
lesson.
The Chicken Lollipop Show
- Return of the Noodle -
**Noodlebooty comes sliding out on to set, "Risky Business" style. At the end, she slips and falls on her ass. Twinkie, however, slides out same way,
but gracefully stops, not falling down.**
NB : *mutters* ... stupid, creamfilled co-host ...
TW : Hi.
NB : OK, I have no more patience, Jhony (yes, I said JHONY) GET YOUR ASS
OUT HERE!!!
**Jhonen pops outta the ground, but due to thee fact that we suddenly have
carpet, he gets stuck. All we see is a bump**
JV : HEY!! Where am I? ... AGHHH!!!! THE SPIDERS ARE EATING MY SOCKS!!!
DEAR GOD WHY?! WHY - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!
NB : LE GASP!
**Noodlebooty dives torwards the carpeted Jhonen and hugs the carpet bump
-jhonen, squeezing all, if any, of the air he had under there**
TW : Justine ...
NB : NOT NOW!!!
TW : BUT-- (Hmm ... this somehow seems familiar ...)
NB : CAN YOU NOT SEE JHONEN VASQUEZ'S LIFE IS IN DANGER?!?! I have not time
for your nonsense!!
TW : GASP! Nonsense?!
**Noodlebooty has resorted to trying to bite thru the carpet**
JV : OWW! THAT WAS MY EAR!!!
NB : Oops.
TW : HEY! Now you're like that guy ... who did that stuff ... during the
... COOL!!
**Noodlebooty has finally gotten thru the carpet and is now giving Jhonen a
suffocating hug**
JV : owww ...
**SUDDENLY! All punk rockers and some goths in the sudience start boo'ing and throwng stuff at stage. Noodle and Twinkie look to see what they think
is so bad, cuz it cant be the actual show!!**
TW : *makes a retarded, choke like noise*
NB : oh ... my .. god ...
JV : *glaring at the fact that no one is paying him any attention*
NB & TW : Hey, look! We have a sudden guest appearance by one of the worlds
most contriversial rappers! That's right, it's the one and only Slim
FUCKIN' Shady!
**the few members of the audience that actually DO like him, faint
dramatically at his hotness. FAINT I SAY!!**
TW : Hey, this reminds me of Scooby Doo.
EM : Yo yo yo!!
**Noodlebooty runs over and latches onto the rappers leg**
NB : I love you.
JV : *shocked* But-- but, that's what you told ME!
NB : *not listening* uh-huh, sure ...
JV : *glares and pokes Noodlebooty in the ribs, she does not react*
EM : YO, Dat's not rite', leave ma' lil' biatch alone, ma' nizzle!
TW : You DO relize your white. With bleached blonde hair.
EM : Wat' yo' point, kid?
NB : I ... love you ... so much ...
**Twinkie gets a thoughtful expression on her face, trying to figure out
what IS her point**
JV : *annoyed at the fact that Noodlebooty is glomping Slim instead of him.
awww ...*
JV : OK - you know what - *to EM* I hate you, you die now.
NB : *shocked* WHAT MADNESS DO YOU SPEAK?! I BANISH YOU TO THE CLOSET!!!
JV : *scared* Not the closet!!
NB : GO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE SAID!!!!
JV : What's WRONG with you?? YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME, NOW YOU DO THIS ... THAT'S NOT RIGHT!! It's like he has some kooky mind control ... OH, MY GOD,
HE DOES!!!
EM : *paranoid* Heh heh ... why you say dat', yo??? *nervous laughter*
JV : *glaring*
NB : *still hugging his leg*
JV : LOOK! A KID IN A SPARKLY JACKET!!!
NB : *let's go* OH, MY GOD!! WHERE?!
**While Noodlebooty's looking away, Jhony pushes Em off a mysterious cliff
that's suddenly appeared**
NB : HEY - I see no sparky jacket ... O_O
TW : I like squirrels.
NB : *see's Jhonen* Awww ... He looks sad! I MAKE IT BETTER!! *hugs the
Almighty Tallest's leg*
TW : Now you see, Obi Wan ... All is right with the world ...
**Kid in sparkly jacket (JD - jacket dude) pops up behind Twinkie*
JD : You said it ...
TW : O_O
JD : *pokes Twinkie*
TW : _O ... JUSTEEEENY!!!
NB : *not looking away from the latching of Jhonen's leg* ... whaaaaat
...???
TW : He's ... here ...
NB : Who's here?
TW : The jacketed one ...
NB : ... no ...
TW : HE'S HERE AND SPARKLY NONE THE LESS!!!
JD : Hello, I'm right here.
TW : I think he knows we're talking about him .
NB : Just don't make eye contact.
JD : *looks at Noodlebooty* ... HEY - you're that girl.
NB : *glares*
JD : heh, Jose called you a stripper ... (GASP! He did!! [no really. he did
in real life, the bastard ...] )
NB : O___!!!
**Nik, Brenda, Jose, Guada, girl and Vanessa pop up**
NK : *see's Jacket Dude* SPARKLE SPARKLE ^_^ !!!
BR : ... Oh, my god, He's even in THIS world!! WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!
WHY, GOD DAMN IT?! YOU SON OF A BITCH!! *collapeses on floor with sobs*
**Jose = JS ; Guada = GD ; Other Girl = OG ; Vanessa = VA**
JS : WHERE THE HELL AM I?!
OG : Hey ... you're that girl ... Jessica?
NB : O_ No, no ... Justine. Just - EEEN.
OG : Oh.
GD : WHAT IN THE NAME OF RANCID IS GOING ON?!
VA : Hey, guys. I didn't know you had your own show.
JS : Why the hell are you so calm!?
VA : *annoyed* Cuz they actually say hi to me now.
**backround info : Jose & Vanessa were best friends. Middle school began
and they don't even say hi anymore. Very scary. But I say hi and go "wassup, home girlie?", scaring her.I blame Jacket Dude ... the bastard**
JD : Uh, yeah ... who are you??
NB & TW & BR & NK & JS & GD & JV : Vanessa.
JD : Oh.
JV : Crap weasil.
JD : * to Jhonen * You kinda scare me ... who you be?
JV : *shocked* You mean to say you don't know woh the almighty tallest, thinnest is??? You don't know who the Magnificent JV is?? You don't know
who GOD is, dear boy???
JD : Umm ...
JV : YOU MEAN TO SAY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I , GOD, AM?!
JD : But -
JV : IS SUCH A THING EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!
JD : I -
JV : QUIET YOU!!!
JD : O_O
NB : *smirking* heh heh heh ...
JS : Are you gonna kill us?
TW : No, we are merely going to feed your spleens to the monkeys.
GD : *relieved* Oh, well, that's good ... Hey - What the hell's a spleen??
VA : Vital, dumbass.
GD : Oh ... then that's not good.
OG : No, shit.
NB : You know what ... GIRL, you annoy me. You die first.
**monkey cage pops out of the ground**
TW : THe monkeys are ready, mother.
BR : Betch, you just call me yo' momma??
TW : ... yes.
NK : Can I pet the monkey? They so purty.
NB : No.
NK : *sadly* OK ...
OG : So - are you really gonna - *is thrown into monkey pit*
OG : OH GOD NOOOOOO!!! THE PAIN IS VERY HURTY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY
ARE THE MONKEYS GRABBING MY ASS?!?! WHY?!?!?!
NB : heh heh heh ...
GD : O_O
JS : O_O
JD : O_O
VA : ^_^
NK : ^_^
BR : ^o^ ( -- sleepy face)
TW : (}[O.o]{) (--- monkey face)
NB : Now ... for da' rest of ya' ...
BR : I wanna see "Charlie" die first.
GD : What did you just call me?
NB : That's what that ... GIRL was calling you. "Charlie".
NK : *laughing histerically* CHARLIE?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
GD : Why are you laughing?
NK : Cuz you're very very stupid, GuadaLUPE.
GD: O_O
JD : Guada lupe?
GD : GOD DAMN YOU!!! KEEP IT DOWN, YOU STU- *is thrown into monkey pit*
JV : There should be more me.
NB : Then next episode we'll put you in a cloning machne, kay?
JV : ^_^ Ok.
GD : OH GOD!!! MY ASSSSSSS!!!! THEY MONKEYS ARE GAY!!! WHY ARE THEY GAY?!?!
OH GOD MY ASSSSSSS!!!!!!
JS : O_O
JD : *strangly aroused* (hahaha ... )
JV : *to Jacket Dude* O.o - why are you looking at me like that??
JD : I - uh ... The monkeys?
JV : *thoughtfully* Yes ... the monkeys ...
TW : Joseeee ...
JS : *scared* what ..?
TW : CAn I touch your hair??
**bacround info : his hair is spiky. we like to smash it and hear the
crunchy noise**
JS : NO!! NOT MY HAIR!! MY HAIR!!!!
TW : *creepy squee eyes* Pleeeeeeease ...??
JS : Why should I?! You're gonna let me get monkey raped!! THey're gonna
stick their monkey thingies up my ASS!!!
TW : I won't throw you into the pit.
JS : A'ight. Go ahead.
TW : ^_^ *she pushes on hs hair, harder than he thought and went falling to
the floor*
JS : Damn you.
NB : WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! YOU DARE USE MY WORD!?!
NK : That's it, off to the closet with ye!!!
JS : BUT-
NB : AND JACKET DUDE, TOO!!!
JD : WHY-
BR : GASP! Then they'll be forced to spawn and they'll have little jacketed
babies!!
TW : Aww, how cute!
JS & JD : O_O
JV : That's very creepy.
The End.
A TwinkieNoo Production
[not associated with DesiLu]
Hosted by : Noodlebooty
Co-Hosted by : Twinkie
Disclamior : All people portraid in this peice of fiction have not agreed
to be. They had no say, participation or knowledge of this. All
personalities are dramatized, and imitated.
Poorly.
Disclaimor - the Sequal : Do I really need one? Jhonen owns himself ... for
now ... And "Jacket Dude" is a little bastard who will soon learn his
lesson.
The Chicken Lollipop Show
- Return of the Noodle -
**Noodlebooty comes sliding out on to set, "Risky Business" style. At the end, she slips and falls on her ass. Twinkie, however, slides out same way,
but gracefully stops, not falling down.**
NB : *mutters* ... stupid, creamfilled co-host ...
TW : Hi.
NB : OK, I have no more patience, Jhony (yes, I said JHONY) GET YOUR ASS
OUT HERE!!!
**Jhonen pops outta the ground, but due to thee fact that we suddenly have
carpet, he gets stuck. All we see is a bump**
JV : HEY!! Where am I? ... AGHHH!!!! THE SPIDERS ARE EATING MY SOCKS!!!
DEAR GOD WHY?! WHY - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!
NB : LE GASP!
**Noodlebooty dives torwards the carpeted Jhonen and hugs the carpet bump
-jhonen, squeezing all, if any, of the air he had under there**
TW : Justine ...
NB : NOT NOW!!!
TW : BUT-- (Hmm ... this somehow seems familiar ...)
NB : CAN YOU NOT SEE JHONEN VASQUEZ'S LIFE IS IN DANGER?!?! I have not time
for your nonsense!!
TW : GASP! Nonsense?!
**Noodlebooty has resorted to trying to bite thru the carpet**
JV : OWW! THAT WAS MY EAR!!!
NB : Oops.
TW : HEY! Now you're like that guy ... who did that stuff ... during the
... COOL!!
**Noodlebooty has finally gotten thru the carpet and is now giving Jhonen a
suffocating hug**
JV : owww ...
**SUDDENLY! All punk rockers and some goths in the sudience start boo'ing and throwng stuff at stage. Noodle and Twinkie look to see what they think
is so bad, cuz it cant be the actual show!!**
TW : *makes a retarded, choke like noise*
NB : oh ... my .. god ...
JV : *glaring at the fact that no one is paying him any attention*
NB & TW : Hey, look! We have a sudden guest appearance by one of the worlds
most contriversial rappers! That's right, it's the one and only Slim
FUCKIN' Shady!
**the few members of the audience that actually DO like him, faint
dramatically at his hotness. FAINT I SAY!!**
TW : Hey, this reminds me of Scooby Doo.
EM : Yo yo yo!!
**Noodlebooty runs over and latches onto the rappers leg**
NB : I love you.
JV : *shocked* But-- but, that's what you told ME!
NB : *not listening* uh-huh, sure ...
JV : *glares and pokes Noodlebooty in the ribs, she does not react*
EM : YO, Dat's not rite', leave ma' lil' biatch alone, ma' nizzle!
TW : You DO relize your white. With bleached blonde hair.
EM : Wat' yo' point, kid?
NB : I ... love you ... so much ...
**Twinkie gets a thoughtful expression on her face, trying to figure out
what IS her point**
JV : *annoyed at the fact that Noodlebooty is glomping Slim instead of him.
awww ...*
JV : OK - you know what - *to EM* I hate you, you die now.
NB : *shocked* WHAT MADNESS DO YOU SPEAK?! I BANISH YOU TO THE CLOSET!!!
JV : *scared* Not the closet!!
NB : GO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE SAID!!!!
JV : What's WRONG with you?? YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME, NOW YOU DO THIS ... THAT'S NOT RIGHT!! It's like he has some kooky mind control ... OH, MY GOD,
HE DOES!!!
EM : *paranoid* Heh heh ... why you say dat', yo??? *nervous laughter*
JV : *glaring*
NB : *still hugging his leg*
JV : LOOK! A KID IN A SPARKLY JACKET!!!
NB : *let's go* OH, MY GOD!! WHERE?!
**While Noodlebooty's looking away, Jhony pushes Em off a mysterious cliff
that's suddenly appeared**
NB : HEY - I see no sparky jacket ... O_O
TW : I like squirrels.
NB : *see's Jhonen* Awww ... He looks sad! I MAKE IT BETTER!! *hugs the
Almighty Tallest's leg*
TW : Now you see, Obi Wan ... All is right with the world ...
**Kid in sparkly jacket (JD - jacket dude) pops up behind Twinkie*
JD : You said it ...
TW : O_O
JD : *pokes Twinkie*
TW : _O ... JUSTEEEENY!!!
NB : *not looking away from the latching of Jhonen's leg* ... whaaaaat
...???
TW : He's ... here ...
NB : Who's here?
TW : The jacketed one ...
NB : ... no ...
TW : HE'S HERE AND SPARKLY NONE THE LESS!!!
JD : Hello, I'm right here.
TW : I think he knows we're talking about him .
NB : Just don't make eye contact.
JD : *looks at Noodlebooty* ... HEY - you're that girl.
NB : *glares*
JD : heh, Jose called you a stripper ... (GASP! He did!! [no really. he did
in real life, the bastard ...] )
NB : O___!!!
**Nik, Brenda, Jose, Guada, girl and Vanessa pop up**
NK : *see's Jacket Dude* SPARKLE SPARKLE ^_^ !!!
BR : ... Oh, my god, He's even in THIS world!! WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!
WHY, GOD DAMN IT?! YOU SON OF A BITCH!! *collapeses on floor with sobs*
**Jose = JS ; Guada = GD ; Other Girl = OG ; Vanessa = VA**
JS : WHERE THE HELL AM I?!
OG : Hey ... you're that girl ... Jessica?
NB : O_ No, no ... Justine. Just - EEEN.
OG : Oh.
GD : WHAT IN THE NAME OF RANCID IS GOING ON?!
VA : Hey, guys. I didn't know you had your own show.
JS : Why the hell are you so calm!?
VA : *annoyed* Cuz they actually say hi to me now.
**backround info : Jose & Vanessa were best friends. Middle school began
and they don't even say hi anymore. Very scary. But I say hi and go "wassup, home girlie?", scaring her.I blame Jacket Dude ... the bastard**
JD : Uh, yeah ... who are you??
NB & TW & BR & NK & JS & GD & JV : Vanessa.
JD : Oh.
JV : Crap weasil.
JD : * to Jhonen * You kinda scare me ... who you be?
JV : *shocked* You mean to say you don't know woh the almighty tallest, thinnest is??? You don't know who the Magnificent JV is?? You don't know
who GOD is, dear boy???
JD : Umm ...
JV : YOU MEAN TO SAY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I , GOD, AM?!
JD : But -
JV : IS SUCH A THING EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!
JD : I -
JV : QUIET YOU!!!
JD : O_O
NB : *smirking* heh heh heh ...
JS : Are you gonna kill us?
TW : No, we are merely going to feed your spleens to the monkeys.
GD : *relieved* Oh, well, that's good ... Hey - What the hell's a spleen??
VA : Vital, dumbass.
GD : Oh ... then that's not good.
OG : No, shit.
NB : You know what ... GIRL, you annoy me. You die first.
**monkey cage pops out of the ground**
TW : THe monkeys are ready, mother.
BR : Betch, you just call me yo' momma??
TW : ... yes.
NK : Can I pet the monkey? They so purty.
NB : No.
NK : *sadly* OK ...
OG : So - are you really gonna - *is thrown into monkey pit*
OG : OH GOD NOOOOOO!!! THE PAIN IS VERY HURTY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY
ARE THE MONKEYS GRABBING MY ASS?!?! WHY?!?!?!
NB : heh heh heh ...
GD : O_O
JS : O_O
JD : O_O
VA : ^_^
NK : ^_^
BR : ^o^ ( -- sleepy face)
TW : (}[O.o]{) (--- monkey face)
NB : Now ... for da' rest of ya' ...
BR : I wanna see "Charlie" die first.
GD : What did you just call me?
NB : That's what that ... GIRL was calling you. "Charlie".
NK : *laughing histerically* CHARLIE?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
GD : Why are you laughing?
NK : Cuz you're very very stupid, GuadaLUPE.
GD: O_O
JD : Guada lupe?
GD : GOD DAMN YOU!!! KEEP IT DOWN, YOU STU- *is thrown into monkey pit*
JV : There should be more me.
NB : Then next episode we'll put you in a cloning machne, kay?
JV : ^_^ Ok.
GD : OH GOD!!! MY ASSSSSSS!!!! THEY MONKEYS ARE GAY!!! WHY ARE THEY GAY?!?!
OH GOD MY ASSSSSSS!!!!!!
JS : O_O
JD : *strangly aroused* (hahaha ... )
JV : *to Jacket Dude* O.o - why are you looking at me like that??
JD : I - uh ... The monkeys?
JV : *thoughtfully* Yes ... the monkeys ...
TW : Joseeee ...
JS : *scared* what ..?
TW : CAn I touch your hair??
**bacround info : his hair is spiky. we like to smash it and hear the
crunchy noise**
JS : NO!! NOT MY HAIR!! MY HAIR!!!!
TW : *creepy squee eyes* Pleeeeeeease ...??
JS : Why should I?! You're gonna let me get monkey raped!! THey're gonna
stick their monkey thingies up my ASS!!!
TW : I won't throw you into the pit.
JS : A'ight. Go ahead.
TW : ^_^ *she pushes on hs hair, harder than he thought and went falling to
the floor*
JS : Damn you.
NB : WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! YOU DARE USE MY WORD!?!
NK : That's it, off to the closet with ye!!!
JS : BUT-
NB : AND JACKET DUDE, TOO!!!
JD : WHY-
BR : GASP! Then they'll be forced to spawn and they'll have little jacketed
babies!!
TW : Aww, how cute!
JS & JD : O_O
JV : That's very creepy.
The End.
A TwinkieNoo Production
[not associated with DesiLu]