Chapter4 - The Problem
Robin was shocked to see this gigantic, huge, outlandish, astronomical, crazy, sexy, cool, lions-and-tigers-and-bears, ugly PIMPLE on Starfire's face! He fell on the floor and roll all the way back into the den. Beast Boy and Cyborg were playing a game. . . again. Robin started stammering, "Abullagfislgybdwhydoesshehavetheblslighagodpimplelaigndzit!" "I know man; That's the combo I use to kick his petootie!" said Cyborg. Robin fell anime style and said, "NOOO!!!! It's Starfire! She has a pimple the size of-" "Robin?" asked Starfire. She walked in with her not-so-big-Robin-just- exaggerated-pimple. "Are you alright?" asked Starfire. Cyborg and Beast Boy saw the pimple and they dropped the controllers and their eyes sorta exploded. Raven hovered in with a Toast-em-Tart stuck in her hair. "Boys. . .so conceited. . ."
"On my planet, these things are natural for girls my age! It is called manjoculatitus! I believe here it is called acne." Starfire explained to the boys. Beast Boy and Cyborg were busy fixing their eyes. Robin tried to not look at the pimple. Unfortunately, it was too attractive (technically) and he couldn't keep his eyes off it. "Star? You know that I love you, but um, don't you have any acne fighting cleansers? If not, I'm sure someone does. Raven? RAVEN PLEASE!" yelled Robin, almost strangling her. "Robin? I thought looks were not the basis of our relationship?" Robin stared at Starfire and the pimple. 'She's hideous!' thought Robin. "Of course not!" said Robin, backing away. Raven read Robin's mind and said, "I cannot believe you." She dragged the other boys away so that the couple could have a little alone time.
Starfire sat down and asked, "Will you not sit next to me?" Robin nodded and sat down slowly. He closed his eyes and tried to picture this scenario without the pimple. "Robin?" asked Starfire. "Yes my sweet, beautiful, loving girlfriend?" asked Robin. He was still envisioning everything so perfect. "Does my acne bother you?" she asked. Suddenly, the vision of Starfire was plagued with the zit. Robin screamed and stumbled backward. Starfire look down at him. "Um, nooooo. . ." he said, sweat dropping.
Later, Robin went into his room and banged his head against the wall. "Why *thump* am *thump* I *thump* so *thump* CONCEITED?!" with that, he banged once more made himself fall backwards. Suddenly, he saw a piece of paper under the bed. "The fortune. . ."
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Robin was shocked to see this gigantic, huge, outlandish, astronomical, crazy, sexy, cool, lions-and-tigers-and-bears, ugly PIMPLE on Starfire's face! He fell on the floor and roll all the way back into the den. Beast Boy and Cyborg were playing a game. . . again. Robin started stammering, "Abullagfislgybdwhydoesshehavetheblslighagodpimplelaigndzit!" "I know man; That's the combo I use to kick his petootie!" said Cyborg. Robin fell anime style and said, "NOOO!!!! It's Starfire! She has a pimple the size of-" "Robin?" asked Starfire. She walked in with her not-so-big-Robin-just- exaggerated-pimple. "Are you alright?" asked Starfire. Cyborg and Beast Boy saw the pimple and they dropped the controllers and their eyes sorta exploded. Raven hovered in with a Toast-em-Tart stuck in her hair. "Boys. . .so conceited. . ."
"On my planet, these things are natural for girls my age! It is called manjoculatitus! I believe here it is called acne." Starfire explained to the boys. Beast Boy and Cyborg were busy fixing their eyes. Robin tried to not look at the pimple. Unfortunately, it was too attractive (technically) and he couldn't keep his eyes off it. "Star? You know that I love you, but um, don't you have any acne fighting cleansers? If not, I'm sure someone does. Raven? RAVEN PLEASE!" yelled Robin, almost strangling her. "Robin? I thought looks were not the basis of our relationship?" Robin stared at Starfire and the pimple. 'She's hideous!' thought Robin. "Of course not!" said Robin, backing away. Raven read Robin's mind and said, "I cannot believe you." She dragged the other boys away so that the couple could have a little alone time.
Starfire sat down and asked, "Will you not sit next to me?" Robin nodded and sat down slowly. He closed his eyes and tried to picture this scenario without the pimple. "Robin?" asked Starfire. "Yes my sweet, beautiful, loving girlfriend?" asked Robin. He was still envisioning everything so perfect. "Does my acne bother you?" she asked. Suddenly, the vision of Starfire was plagued with the zit. Robin screamed and stumbled backward. Starfire look down at him. "Um, nooooo. . ." he said, sweat dropping.
Later, Robin went into his room and banged his head against the wall. "Why *thump* am *thump* I *thump* so *thump* CONCEITED?!" with that, he banged once more made himself fall backwards. Suddenly, he saw a piece of paper under the bed. "The fortune. . ."
***TEENTITAN: We could really use the reviews! Spidersense: Good ones. . .***