This was written during class today, after watching a video clip my friend sent me.  I'll post some screenshots from the clip on the web, and the URL will be at the end of the story.  This was way too much fun to write.

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            "I can't believe you dragged me into this."

            Buffy looked around the movie theater's lobby in amazement.  She had seen vampires, demons, and hellspawn, but these humans milling around were entirely in their own category.

            "You lost the bet," Xander pointed out.  Willow nodded and added, "Besides, it's fun!  You really need to get a break sometime.  And I heard there's a guest performer tonight."

            A girl dressed entirely in black vinyl stopped on her way past them.  "Oh, yeah, he's great!  He was one of our original players, but then he got too busy with some job or other.  I think he may have lost a bet too, actually," she added, winking at the blonde slayer.  Buffy blinked in confusion.  The girl's face suddenly turned crafty.  "Saaay, have you been here before?"

            "No…" Buffy replied cautiously, wondering why her friends were suddenly projecting innocence.  They were bad at it.  The girl's face lit up.

            "You're a virgin!"

            Buffy spluttered in confusion as the girl dove into a pocket and came out with a tube of liquid eyeliner.  Before she could move, the stranger had drawn a large V on her forehead.  "There!"  She looked at Buffy's confused face and laughed at the expression.  "Oh, don't worry, you'll enjoy it!"  She wandered off.  The slayer turned to her friends, who had stolen gold bangle bracelets from someone and were now portraying haloes with them.

            "Nice try," she told them.  She pointed to her forehead.  "What's this?"  Willow smiled, still trying to claim innocence.  "It's a letter V, or a Roman numeral five…"

            "No kidding.  Why is it on my forehead?"

            "Oh look, we can go in now!" Xander interrupted, grabbing the girls' arms and heading for the theater.  They took seats in the third row, and Buffy turned in her seat to take in the wild variety of humanity behind her.  She was mildly comforted to see several other people bearing similar Vs.

            A man dressed in red velvet overalls walked onto the stage area below the movie screen.  "Welcome- to the Rocky Horror Picture Show!"