Chapter6 -Life, love, and possibly with wrestling

Robin was at the Tower moaning on the couch. He was lying on his back and singing; "I got those I-have-this-ugly-disgusting-giant-pimpled-I-really- should-still-love-girlfr-" He stopped quickly when he saw Starfire come in. He jumped up and said, "HEY!!!!" Starfire smiled and said, "You know, you were gone for a long time yesterday!" Robin nodded and stared at the pimple. He had a sick look, sweat-dropped, and he turned away and said, "What's that over there?!" Starfire moved into his face and asked, "Where?" Robin looked to his side and only saw a pimple. Robin's faced turned green and went straight to the nearest trashcan.

Two hours and 35 minutes later, Robin finished vomiting. Raven and Beast Boy watched the whole thing afar as Starfire patted Robin as he vomited. Whenever he stopped, he would turn, see Starfire, and vomit some more. Raven turned to Beast Boy and said, "This means trouble. If we want to save their relationship, we need to take drastic measures!" Beast Boy nodded thoroughly, but then he asked, "Wait, are we talking, 'Pony rides alone in the country side' drastic?" Raven looked at Robin, drinking ginger ale and watching 'Will & Grace' and said, "No, I'm talking, 'Lady and the Tramp in Paris eating spaghetti together with their names drawn in fireworks all with violinists in the background' drastic." Beast Boy sighed at this and the two split up to go after their prey of the same sex.

Beast Boy went next to Robin. Sitting there he watched 'Will & Grace' with him. Karen was talking to Will saying, "Rosa owes me her life and you know it!" Will responds saying, "NOT dropping a toaster into her bathtub ISN'T saving her life." Robin thought out loud, "You know, being gay isn't so bad. I mean, everyone thinks that I already am!" Beast Boy looked at Robin like he was plotting to kill himself and said, "Dude. . ." Robin turned to him and said, "What now?" Beast Boy announced, "I think we need a vacation! Maybe, Paquie (Paris in an extremely bad French accent)?!" Robin just looked at him and said, "Ugh! Fine, just for five days. I have to go to the carnival in a week."

Meanwhile, Raven was with Starfire. "Listen! We have to go on vacation! Robin needs it! Can't you tell?" Raven turned and heard Robin make the gay comment, but Starfire didn't hear. "I do not know. Robin has an, how you say, UPSET stomach!" Raven nodded and said, "While that may be true, Robin needs a break! If we go to Paris, maybe you'll get some romance!" Starfire chuckled, blushed and nodded. "Lat us GO!"

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