Karasu: *pointing at K.A. accusingly* I'm mad at you!
K.A.: Why?
Karasu: This is supposed to be about me and Kurama! What's up with this? I'm hardly in it!
K.A.: What do you mean?
Karasu: You even have JIN in this! What the hell is up with that?
K.A.: I like him. Don't worry. I have to make the plot go! I just can't have ya'll be sh-banging out of nowhere!
Karasu: Whatever. Just continue. I better be in it more! My fans are counting on it! *Waves at his adoring fans*
K.A. Dont worry you will be. Thanks to all who reviewed! Karasu and I like reviews! They make me feel special!
Karasu: *still waving at his adoring fans*
DISCLAIMER: I do not own YYH or the characters or anything. Thank you.
Hands of Fate
Kurama laid in bed, looking up at the ceiling.
"I wonder what will happen after the tournament?" Kurama softly asked himself. "If Karasu keeps his word that is."
Kurama heard Kuwabara grunting hard through the wall.
"It won't fit, you idiot," Hiei's smooth voice floated through.
"I'll make it fit!! Kuwabara shouted.
"The hole is too small!" Hiei screamed, seemingly frustrated.
"No it's not I just have to shove it in harder!"
Kurama bolted straight up.
"Hiei and Kuwabara...are they?"
"Put it in another way," Hiei suggested.
"But I know it goes in this way!" Kuwabara whined.
"You've done this before?"
"No... I have a feeling."
"Man, you two crack me up!" Yusuke said, laughing.
"He's watching them?" Kurama whispered. "This I gotta see!" Kurama rolled out of bed and put on a red long furry robe.
"Where's Kurama? Maybe he could do this," Kuwabara asked.
"He's still in bed."
"Sorry Kuwabara, I have someone else in mind I would like to do," Kurama walked into the living room area, yawning.
"What do you mean, someone else?" Hiei immediately asked suspiciously.
"Well you two were doing-" Kurama looked down and blushed. Kuwabara had a puzzle strewn about the floor and was holding a piece and turning it curiously..
"We were putting a puzzle together," Hiei said, narrowing his eyes at Kurama.
"Eww! Gross! I didn't know you had a gutter mind, Kurama! Eww!" Yusuke laughed, shivering at the same time. "Hiei and Kuwabara?"
"You mean you thought-" Hiei broke off. He must've been thinking about it, because he got a look on his face like there was something smelly in the room. "KURAMA, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THINKING THAT!" Hiei screamed.
"Thinking what?" Kuwabara asked.
"THAT WE WERE FUCKING!" Hiei screamed at him.
"WHAT?" Kuwabara glared at Kurama.
"Please forgive me," Kurama held up his hands in surrender.
"KURAMA, EVEN IF I WAS GAY THIS DUMMY WOULD BE THE LAST PERSON I WOULD EVER CONSIDER HAVING SEX WITH!"
"I know Hiei. I'm sorry."
"Hell, I'd rather do Urameshi in a heartbeat."
"So..what are you saying, Hiei?" Yusuke asked in mock seduction.
"Oooh baby ooh baby," Hiei sneered.
"I believe that was sarcastic," Yusuke puffed out his lower lip.
"Kurama, you're so gross!" Kuwabara snickered. "I mean, if body size counts then Hiei-"
"Kuwabara you oaf if you start I swear I'll cut your throat out."
"Hey, screw you shrimpy!" Kuwabara went back to trying and shoving the puzzle piece in a slot one way.
"So Kurama, who did you have in mind to do?" Yusuke asked, trying to keep a straight face.
"I believe that is personal."
"Hm," Hiei snorted.
"Okay, okay, guys. I have an idea. Why don't we all go out together.. for brunch? My treat," Yusuke stood.
"Do you even have any money?" Kurama asked.
"Of course...not. That's why you guys are coming."
Hiei rolled his eyes.
They pried Kuwabara away from his puzzle.
"He'll probably be thinking about it all day..wait, did I just say that blockhead would be thinking?" Hiei wondered aloud.
The team walked to a restaurant down the street. The Toguro team was inside sitting in a booth.
"Well well if it isn't Urameshi and his crew," Younger Toguro greeted.
"He he he aren't they looking well brother?" Elder Toguro laughed.
"Yes brother but they won't be looking well tomorrow."
Karasu offered Kurama a smile when he thought no one else was looking, but Hiei noticed it.
"Hm? Why did he smile at you?" Hiei asked Kurama in a low voice.
"I don't know. Maybe he's trying to creep me out." Kurama shrugged, but felt great inside.
Bui grunted and slammed his fist on the table.. "Food. Bui want. Bui want food."
"Oooh he he he he's getting hungry he he he." E. Toguro laughed.
"Karasu, would you like some orange juice? It does a body good." Y. Toguro offered.
"No, but I'll take milk." Karasu grabbed a carton.
"That's right! You better drink all that healthy crap! Because you'll be needing it! Right Kurama?" Yusuke elbowed Kurama.
"Um.. Right!"
"Oh, yes, Urameshi. We have chosen the people we want to fight," Y. Toguro laughed.
"I'll be taking on the slow half-witted member of the team. He he he!" E. Toguro laughed.
"Well ,good luck Hiei. I think you'll be needing it," Kuwabara gently slapped a hand on Hiei's shoulders in support.
"I think he meant you, you dumb asshole!" Hiei groaned.
"Hey! Did you mean me?" Kuwabara asked E. Toguro.
"Yes."
"Aww, man!"
"Bui want Hiei. Bui want fight Hiei," Bui pointed at Hiei.
"Hiei want. Hiei want to kick your ass!" Hiei sneered at him.
"And I will be kicking Yusuke across the arena of course," Y. Toguro took a sip of O.J.
"Yeah right."
"If necessary, Sakyou will take on Junior."
"And... I guess you're the only one who's left Kurama," Karasu stood up.
"I guess so," Kurama tried to be tough, but it wasn't really working against Karasu.
"You better be prepared," Kurama leaned forward and tried to slash at Kurama's face, but Kurama jumped back quickly.
"Oooh Karasu I know you'll have fun with him. He's fast," Y. Toguro laughed.
"Yes. I will have fun," Karasu looked Kurama in the eyes.
"Well enjoy your meals. It will be one of your last," the team left.
"Can you believe that? And can you believe that masked freak tried to claw at you, Kurama?" Yusuke shouted in amazement.
"He's-" Kurama started but stopped before he said something stupid.
The rest of the day was spent with Hiei practicing in a secluded area, Kuwabara still trying to put the puzzle piece in the puzzle, Yusuke running off with his new friend Jin, and Kurama waiting.
Finally it was almost seven. Yusuke and Jin were back, in the living room area acting stupid.
"Hehe," Jin was floating a few feet above Yusuke holding a bottle of soda. (Come on! He's too young for that stuff! ^_^)
"Stop it Jin! Gimmie my soda!"
"But I paid for it Urameshi!" Jin glided around the room. "Ya have to catch me if ya want it!"
"Hey I kicked your ass before and I'll do it again, wind boy!" Yusuke shouted.
"Come on it'll be fun, lad." Jin giggled.
"Okay," Kurama watched as Yusuke looked around, found a book and threw it at Jin. Jin fell backward on the couch awkwardly.
"Ow, ya bastard! You hit me foot!"
Kurama left, trying not to burst out laughing in front of them.
He met Karasu at the meeting spot.
"Hey foxie," Karasu greeted.
"Hey."
"You know today was just an act, right?" Karasu asked hurriredly. "I knew you could dodge that. I hope I didn't scare you too much."
"No I figured it was," Phew! At least Kurama knew that.
"So tomorrow's the big day. Nervous?"
"No." Kurama answered.
"Good. There's nothing to be nervous about. We'll both be fine." Karasu said.
"What will happen after the tournament?" Kurama asked.
"I'm not sure. Let's worry about that later. All we need to worry about now is hoping we can fool people."
"Okay," Kurama pulled out his rose whip. "Practice?"
Karasu nodded and cracked his knuckles. They practiced for a little while -until-
"Omph!" Karasu tripped over a rock or something in the ground.
"Hey!" Kurama went to catch him, but ended up falling underneath him.
"Oooh yes hehe I'm the dominant one," Karasu laughed. Kurama blushed furiously then felt a pang of slight pain.
"Ow!"
"Huh?" Karasu jumped up quickly. "Are you okay?"
"Yea ...I'm ok. Big fall, that's all." Kurama sat up.
Karasu offered a hand and Kurama hesitated. "I can control my powers, you know...well, most of the time."
Kurama let Karasu help him up.
"Mm, maybe that's all we can do my little kitsune." Karasu said nervously. "Besides I don't want you to strain yourself if that fall hurt you. Go rest. I want you in tip top shape tomorrow!"
"Alright," Kurama agreed. "Well ...I'll see you at the tournament."
"And then some, sweetheart," Karasu grinned, and Kurama began the journey back to the hotel room.
K.A.: Wow long...well don't worry the K/K thing will take off.
Karasu: It better
K.A.: Kain D. Wolfwood gave me the idea for the E Toguros laugh. I thought it was funny. Oh I abbreviated their names because I was getting tired of writing Elder and Younger..
K.A. I was thinking of having Jin/Yusuke in this too. What do you guys think? Please review and tell me!
K.A.: Why?
Karasu: This is supposed to be about me and Kurama! What's up with this? I'm hardly in it!
K.A.: What do you mean?
Karasu: You even have JIN in this! What the hell is up with that?
K.A.: I like him. Don't worry. I have to make the plot go! I just can't have ya'll be sh-banging out of nowhere!
Karasu: Whatever. Just continue. I better be in it more! My fans are counting on it! *Waves at his adoring fans*
K.A. Dont worry you will be. Thanks to all who reviewed! Karasu and I like reviews! They make me feel special!
Karasu: *still waving at his adoring fans*
DISCLAIMER: I do not own YYH or the characters or anything. Thank you.
Hands of Fate
Kurama laid in bed, looking up at the ceiling.
"I wonder what will happen after the tournament?" Kurama softly asked himself. "If Karasu keeps his word that is."
Kurama heard Kuwabara grunting hard through the wall.
"It won't fit, you idiot," Hiei's smooth voice floated through.
"I'll make it fit!! Kuwabara shouted.
"The hole is too small!" Hiei screamed, seemingly frustrated.
"No it's not I just have to shove it in harder!"
Kurama bolted straight up.
"Hiei and Kuwabara...are they?"
"Put it in another way," Hiei suggested.
"But I know it goes in this way!" Kuwabara whined.
"You've done this before?"
"No... I have a feeling."
"Man, you two crack me up!" Yusuke said, laughing.
"He's watching them?" Kurama whispered. "This I gotta see!" Kurama rolled out of bed and put on a red long furry robe.
"Where's Kurama? Maybe he could do this," Kuwabara asked.
"He's still in bed."
"Sorry Kuwabara, I have someone else in mind I would like to do," Kurama walked into the living room area, yawning.
"What do you mean, someone else?" Hiei immediately asked suspiciously.
"Well you two were doing-" Kurama looked down and blushed. Kuwabara had a puzzle strewn about the floor and was holding a piece and turning it curiously..
"We were putting a puzzle together," Hiei said, narrowing his eyes at Kurama.
"Eww! Gross! I didn't know you had a gutter mind, Kurama! Eww!" Yusuke laughed, shivering at the same time. "Hiei and Kuwabara?"
"You mean you thought-" Hiei broke off. He must've been thinking about it, because he got a look on his face like there was something smelly in the room. "KURAMA, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THINKING THAT!" Hiei screamed.
"Thinking what?" Kuwabara asked.
"THAT WE WERE FUCKING!" Hiei screamed at him.
"WHAT?" Kuwabara glared at Kurama.
"Please forgive me," Kurama held up his hands in surrender.
"KURAMA, EVEN IF I WAS GAY THIS DUMMY WOULD BE THE LAST PERSON I WOULD EVER CONSIDER HAVING SEX WITH!"
"I know Hiei. I'm sorry."
"Hell, I'd rather do Urameshi in a heartbeat."
"So..what are you saying, Hiei?" Yusuke asked in mock seduction.
"Oooh baby ooh baby," Hiei sneered.
"I believe that was sarcastic," Yusuke puffed out his lower lip.
"Kurama, you're so gross!" Kuwabara snickered. "I mean, if body size counts then Hiei-"
"Kuwabara you oaf if you start I swear I'll cut your throat out."
"Hey, screw you shrimpy!" Kuwabara went back to trying and shoving the puzzle piece in a slot one way.
"So Kurama, who did you have in mind to do?" Yusuke asked, trying to keep a straight face.
"I believe that is personal."
"Hm," Hiei snorted.
"Okay, okay, guys. I have an idea. Why don't we all go out together.. for brunch? My treat," Yusuke stood.
"Do you even have any money?" Kurama asked.
"Of course...not. That's why you guys are coming."
Hiei rolled his eyes.
They pried Kuwabara away from his puzzle.
"He'll probably be thinking about it all day..wait, did I just say that blockhead would be thinking?" Hiei wondered aloud.
The team walked to a restaurant down the street. The Toguro team was inside sitting in a booth.
"Well well if it isn't Urameshi and his crew," Younger Toguro greeted.
"He he he aren't they looking well brother?" Elder Toguro laughed.
"Yes brother but they won't be looking well tomorrow."
Karasu offered Kurama a smile when he thought no one else was looking, but Hiei noticed it.
"Hm? Why did he smile at you?" Hiei asked Kurama in a low voice.
"I don't know. Maybe he's trying to creep me out." Kurama shrugged, but felt great inside.
Bui grunted and slammed his fist on the table.. "Food. Bui want. Bui want food."
"Oooh he he he he's getting hungry he he he." E. Toguro laughed.
"Karasu, would you like some orange juice? It does a body good." Y. Toguro offered.
"No, but I'll take milk." Karasu grabbed a carton.
"That's right! You better drink all that healthy crap! Because you'll be needing it! Right Kurama?" Yusuke elbowed Kurama.
"Um.. Right!"
"Oh, yes, Urameshi. We have chosen the people we want to fight," Y. Toguro laughed.
"I'll be taking on the slow half-witted member of the team. He he he!" E. Toguro laughed.
"Well ,good luck Hiei. I think you'll be needing it," Kuwabara gently slapped a hand on Hiei's shoulders in support.
"I think he meant you, you dumb asshole!" Hiei groaned.
"Hey! Did you mean me?" Kuwabara asked E. Toguro.
"Yes."
"Aww, man!"
"Bui want Hiei. Bui want fight Hiei," Bui pointed at Hiei.
"Hiei want. Hiei want to kick your ass!" Hiei sneered at him.
"And I will be kicking Yusuke across the arena of course," Y. Toguro took a sip of O.J.
"Yeah right."
"If necessary, Sakyou will take on Junior."
"And... I guess you're the only one who's left Kurama," Karasu stood up.
"I guess so," Kurama tried to be tough, but it wasn't really working against Karasu.
"You better be prepared," Kurama leaned forward and tried to slash at Kurama's face, but Kurama jumped back quickly.
"Oooh Karasu I know you'll have fun with him. He's fast," Y. Toguro laughed.
"Yes. I will have fun," Karasu looked Kurama in the eyes.
"Well enjoy your meals. It will be one of your last," the team left.
"Can you believe that? And can you believe that masked freak tried to claw at you, Kurama?" Yusuke shouted in amazement.
"He's-" Kurama started but stopped before he said something stupid.
The rest of the day was spent with Hiei practicing in a secluded area, Kuwabara still trying to put the puzzle piece in the puzzle, Yusuke running off with his new friend Jin, and Kurama waiting.
Finally it was almost seven. Yusuke and Jin were back, in the living room area acting stupid.
"Hehe," Jin was floating a few feet above Yusuke holding a bottle of soda. (Come on! He's too young for that stuff! ^_^)
"Stop it Jin! Gimmie my soda!"
"But I paid for it Urameshi!" Jin glided around the room. "Ya have to catch me if ya want it!"
"Hey I kicked your ass before and I'll do it again, wind boy!" Yusuke shouted.
"Come on it'll be fun, lad." Jin giggled.
"Okay," Kurama watched as Yusuke looked around, found a book and threw it at Jin. Jin fell backward on the couch awkwardly.
"Ow, ya bastard! You hit me foot!"
Kurama left, trying not to burst out laughing in front of them.
He met Karasu at the meeting spot.
"Hey foxie," Karasu greeted.
"Hey."
"You know today was just an act, right?" Karasu asked hurriredly. "I knew you could dodge that. I hope I didn't scare you too much."
"No I figured it was," Phew! At least Kurama knew that.
"So tomorrow's the big day. Nervous?"
"No." Kurama answered.
"Good. There's nothing to be nervous about. We'll both be fine." Karasu said.
"What will happen after the tournament?" Kurama asked.
"I'm not sure. Let's worry about that later. All we need to worry about now is hoping we can fool people."
"Okay," Kurama pulled out his rose whip. "Practice?"
Karasu nodded and cracked his knuckles. They practiced for a little while -until-
"Omph!" Karasu tripped over a rock or something in the ground.
"Hey!" Kurama went to catch him, but ended up falling underneath him.
"Oooh yes hehe I'm the dominant one," Karasu laughed. Kurama blushed furiously then felt a pang of slight pain.
"Ow!"
"Huh?" Karasu jumped up quickly. "Are you okay?"
"Yea ...I'm ok. Big fall, that's all." Kurama sat up.
Karasu offered a hand and Kurama hesitated. "I can control my powers, you know...well, most of the time."
Kurama let Karasu help him up.
"Mm, maybe that's all we can do my little kitsune." Karasu said nervously. "Besides I don't want you to strain yourself if that fall hurt you. Go rest. I want you in tip top shape tomorrow!"
"Alright," Kurama agreed. "Well ...I'll see you at the tournament."
"And then some, sweetheart," Karasu grinned, and Kurama began the journey back to the hotel room.
K.A.: Wow long...well don't worry the K/K thing will take off.
Karasu: It better
K.A.: Kain D. Wolfwood gave me the idea for the E Toguros laugh. I thought it was funny. Oh I abbreviated their names because I was getting tired of writing Elder and Younger..
K.A. I was thinking of having Jin/Yusuke in this too. What do you guys think? Please review and tell me!