Chapter8- Where's that Paris magic?
Beast Boy came out of Chez 'Xpensaav. He was covered in snails and frog legs. Raven followed wearing toast in her ear. Beast Boy took off some pasta on Raven's shoulder. "You don't exactly look attractive with food on your shirt." Raven sweat dropped and sat down on a bench outside. Beast Boy sat down next to her. It was dark out and a single light lit the two above them. "I honestly thought that this would be a good plan, for once." Said Raven. "Yeah. This is what I call messy. I cannot believe Robin would do that. I thought that he would try to make a," He lifts to make air quotes, " 'New start'!" Raven sighed and took off half a sandwich from out of her hair. "And to think, it all started when we went to that museum of wax dummies."
FLASHBACK..
Robin, Star, Beast Boy and Raven walked into the museum. It was filled with people and wax figures. "Hey guys! Look! That weird dude from Planet of the Apes!" said Robin. Starfire saw this and turned red. "THAT CLORBAG! UGH! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO MODEL THE PERHUVIANNO WAR LEADER?! WHY, I ask, WHY??!!" Starfire's eyes turned emerald and her fists were about to launch a starbolt attack when Robin pushed her hand down and said, "WHOAH! Calm down Star! It's just a movie character!" Starfire yelled in Robin's face, "I DO NOT CARE!!! IT IS AGAINST MY CODE TO EVEN SPEAK OF HIS TRUE NAME! HE IS PURE EVIL AND CANNOT BE TOLERATED!" By now, Beast Boy and Raven were in another exhibit. Robin blushed madly and whispered through his teeth, " STARFIRE, people are staring!" Starfire kept yelling. "UURRGGHH!!! THEY SHOULD NOT LAY THEIR EYES ON HIS FIENDISH FACE! DO NOT MAKE ME SAY HIS NAME! DO NOT! HE IS... BOB!!" Robin totally blushed as security came in. He dragged her out of the exhibit as she yelled, "HEAR HIS NAME! BOB! BOB!!! BOOOOOOOOBB!!!!"
FLASH FORWARD..
"That was SOOO embarrassing!" said Beast Boy. Raven mentally created a barrier so that the animals didn't come and lick them and so the food coming out of the restaurant didn't hit them. "The sad part is, that wasn't the most embarrassing thing that happened."
FLASHBACK..
Starfire and Robin were sitting down together getting their faces painted. Beast Boy and Raven were off doing something else (If you know what I mean). The painter was very professional looking. He painted with grace. When he was done, the painting was beautiful. Unfortunately, the pimple on it still disturbed Robin, so he said, "Sorry Star, I don't have any money. Sorry painter, you can keep it though." The painter with a HEAVEY mustache covering most of his face said, " UGH! Whatevoui!" The two literally flew away and caught up to Raven and Beast Boy eating a crepe. As the two flew away, the painter disappeared into the shadows.
"Hey guys! We're back!" said Robin. "Thanks a lot, ROB! Raven was just about to feed me- OW!" said beast Boy, being elbowed by Raven. "We can now go to walk to the restaurant when you are done eating your pre-dinner snack!" said Starfire. Suddenly, these two teenage American tourists came around and pointed at Starfire and said, "Hey look! It's the WAX DUMMY!!!" The two burst out laughing at Starfire. Robin turned red with, as the Titans have called, SLADE-RAGE. He jumped up and took out his pole and yelled, "You will regret that you PUNKS!!!" He landed right in front of them and the boys started screaming, "AAAAAAHHH!!!!" Robin chased them down the street as people watched with horror. Robin threw nets and captured them. By now, Starfire had caught up, trying to soothe Robin. "APOLOGIZE!!! Now or I swear you won't live to see America once again!" The boys were looking like little dolls compared to Robin. "We-we-we-we is sorry!" With that, the boys ran away crying. By now, all the people of Paris are watching this. Starfire blushed and flew away dragging Robin in the air.
FLASH FORWARD..
"That WAS embarrassing!" said Beast Boy. "Yes. Unfortunately, the dinner was the worst." Said, Raven. She looked to her shoulder to see Starfire throwing a pie at a waiter.
FLASHBACK.. ..
The four of them finally got to the restaurant. "I still cannot believe you almost destroyed those immature teenagers!" said Starfire. "Well, your little run in with wax Bob wasn't very NORMAL EITHER!" said Robin. The two seemed to be at each other's throats. "Cool it you two." Said Raven. "Yeah! Bob seemed really real, and those jerks did deserve it!" said Beast Boy. The four finally sat down. Starfire and Robin didn't face each other at all. "This doesn't look good!" said Beast Boy to Raven. The waiter came in. He had a HEAVEY mustache. "This is Chez 'Xpensaav, where every meal is nice- looking. This is the menu. WE have shrimp, shrimp cocktail, shrimp fried Frenched, frog legs, McFrenches, lemon squares, toast,-" "We'll have four McFrenches!" said Robin. "I do NOT remember asking you too order for me!" said Starfire. "I DON'T REMEMBER NEEDING PERMISSION!!!" yelled Robin. "THE LAST TIME I CHECKED I WAS RATHER INDEPENDENT!!!!!" yelled Starfire. "THAT'S WHY YOU TRIED TO DRINK MUSTARD!!!!!" yelled Robin. The two got up and knocked over some waiters and the food hit some people. This caused a massive chain reaction of food flinging. Robin hit Raven with pasta. Starfire hit Beast Boy with a frog leg. Beast Boy hit someone with a lemon square. "BEAST BOY!" yelled Raven. He blushed and said, "Heh heh, caught in the moment."
FLASH FORWARD . . . .
Raven sighed. Starfire flew out of the restaurant crying. "I shall be at the hotel!!!" The girl flew all over Paris. Robin picked up a crepe and was about to throw it at a waiter when he saw a single tear. ". . .Starfire. . ."
Robin ran. He ran fast. He needed to get to Starfire.
*I, I, don't wanna let you go. I, I, drown in your memory. I, I, don't wanna let this go. I, I, don't. . .* Robin got to the hotel. "Starfire!" yelled Robin. The girl was on the bed in her room. She was looking at a picture of the two at the theme park. They took the picture before she turned. . .well. . .ugly. "*sniff* Robin." Robin sat down next to her and held her hand. "I am so. . .SO. . .sorry. I love you. Please. . ." Robin drooped his head and a single tear fell out. Starfire lifted Robin's head and said, "You are crying. . ." Starfire stared at him and kissed him.
*If I could fall, into the sky, do you think time, would pass me by? Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you. . .tonight*
From the outside patio, a certain mustached man snapped his fingers. Suddenly, the pimple went away and the man was revealed as the clown at the park. The clown smiled and disappeared. Starfire and Robin continued to kiss and Robin truly had learned his lesson.
* THE END *
Beast Boy came out of Chez 'Xpensaav. He was covered in snails and frog legs. Raven followed wearing toast in her ear. Beast Boy took off some pasta on Raven's shoulder. "You don't exactly look attractive with food on your shirt." Raven sweat dropped and sat down on a bench outside. Beast Boy sat down next to her. It was dark out and a single light lit the two above them. "I honestly thought that this would be a good plan, for once." Said Raven. "Yeah. This is what I call messy. I cannot believe Robin would do that. I thought that he would try to make a," He lifts to make air quotes, " 'New start'!" Raven sighed and took off half a sandwich from out of her hair. "And to think, it all started when we went to that museum of wax dummies."
FLASHBACK..
Robin, Star, Beast Boy and Raven walked into the museum. It was filled with people and wax figures. "Hey guys! Look! That weird dude from Planet of the Apes!" said Robin. Starfire saw this and turned red. "THAT CLORBAG! UGH! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO MODEL THE PERHUVIANNO WAR LEADER?! WHY, I ask, WHY??!!" Starfire's eyes turned emerald and her fists were about to launch a starbolt attack when Robin pushed her hand down and said, "WHOAH! Calm down Star! It's just a movie character!" Starfire yelled in Robin's face, "I DO NOT CARE!!! IT IS AGAINST MY CODE TO EVEN SPEAK OF HIS TRUE NAME! HE IS PURE EVIL AND CANNOT BE TOLERATED!" By now, Beast Boy and Raven were in another exhibit. Robin blushed madly and whispered through his teeth, " STARFIRE, people are staring!" Starfire kept yelling. "UURRGGHH!!! THEY SHOULD NOT LAY THEIR EYES ON HIS FIENDISH FACE! DO NOT MAKE ME SAY HIS NAME! DO NOT! HE IS... BOB!!" Robin totally blushed as security came in. He dragged her out of the exhibit as she yelled, "HEAR HIS NAME! BOB! BOB!!! BOOOOOOOOBB!!!!"
FLASH FORWARD..
"That was SOOO embarrassing!" said Beast Boy. Raven mentally created a barrier so that the animals didn't come and lick them and so the food coming out of the restaurant didn't hit them. "The sad part is, that wasn't the most embarrassing thing that happened."
FLASHBACK..
Starfire and Robin were sitting down together getting their faces painted. Beast Boy and Raven were off doing something else (If you know what I mean). The painter was very professional looking. He painted with grace. When he was done, the painting was beautiful. Unfortunately, the pimple on it still disturbed Robin, so he said, "Sorry Star, I don't have any money. Sorry painter, you can keep it though." The painter with a HEAVEY mustache covering most of his face said, " UGH! Whatevoui!" The two literally flew away and caught up to Raven and Beast Boy eating a crepe. As the two flew away, the painter disappeared into the shadows.
"Hey guys! We're back!" said Robin. "Thanks a lot, ROB! Raven was just about to feed me- OW!" said beast Boy, being elbowed by Raven. "We can now go to walk to the restaurant when you are done eating your pre-dinner snack!" said Starfire. Suddenly, these two teenage American tourists came around and pointed at Starfire and said, "Hey look! It's the WAX DUMMY!!!" The two burst out laughing at Starfire. Robin turned red with, as the Titans have called, SLADE-RAGE. He jumped up and took out his pole and yelled, "You will regret that you PUNKS!!!" He landed right in front of them and the boys started screaming, "AAAAAAHHH!!!!" Robin chased them down the street as people watched with horror. Robin threw nets and captured them. By now, Starfire had caught up, trying to soothe Robin. "APOLOGIZE!!! Now or I swear you won't live to see America once again!" The boys were looking like little dolls compared to Robin. "We-we-we-we is sorry!" With that, the boys ran away crying. By now, all the people of Paris are watching this. Starfire blushed and flew away dragging Robin in the air.
FLASH FORWARD..
"That WAS embarrassing!" said Beast Boy. "Yes. Unfortunately, the dinner was the worst." Said, Raven. She looked to her shoulder to see Starfire throwing a pie at a waiter.
FLASHBACK.. ..
The four of them finally got to the restaurant. "I still cannot believe you almost destroyed those immature teenagers!" said Starfire. "Well, your little run in with wax Bob wasn't very NORMAL EITHER!" said Robin. The two seemed to be at each other's throats. "Cool it you two." Said Raven. "Yeah! Bob seemed really real, and those jerks did deserve it!" said Beast Boy. The four finally sat down. Starfire and Robin didn't face each other at all. "This doesn't look good!" said Beast Boy to Raven. The waiter came in. He had a HEAVEY mustache. "This is Chez 'Xpensaav, where every meal is nice- looking. This is the menu. WE have shrimp, shrimp cocktail, shrimp fried Frenched, frog legs, McFrenches, lemon squares, toast,-" "We'll have four McFrenches!" said Robin. "I do NOT remember asking you too order for me!" said Starfire. "I DON'T REMEMBER NEEDING PERMISSION!!!" yelled Robin. "THE LAST TIME I CHECKED I WAS RATHER INDEPENDENT!!!!!" yelled Starfire. "THAT'S WHY YOU TRIED TO DRINK MUSTARD!!!!!" yelled Robin. The two got up and knocked over some waiters and the food hit some people. This caused a massive chain reaction of food flinging. Robin hit Raven with pasta. Starfire hit Beast Boy with a frog leg. Beast Boy hit someone with a lemon square. "BEAST BOY!" yelled Raven. He blushed and said, "Heh heh, caught in the moment."
FLASH FORWARD . . . .
Raven sighed. Starfire flew out of the restaurant crying. "I shall be at the hotel!!!" The girl flew all over Paris. Robin picked up a crepe and was about to throw it at a waiter when he saw a single tear. ". . .Starfire. . ."
Robin ran. He ran fast. He needed to get to Starfire.
*I, I, don't wanna let you go. I, I, drown in your memory. I, I, don't wanna let this go. I, I, don't. . .* Robin got to the hotel. "Starfire!" yelled Robin. The girl was on the bed in her room. She was looking at a picture of the two at the theme park. They took the picture before she turned. . .well. . .ugly. "*sniff* Robin." Robin sat down next to her and held her hand. "I am so. . .SO. . .sorry. I love you. Please. . ." Robin drooped his head and a single tear fell out. Starfire lifted Robin's head and said, "You are crying. . ." Starfire stared at him and kissed him.
*If I could fall, into the sky, do you think time, would pass me by? Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you. . .tonight*
From the outside patio, a certain mustached man snapped his fingers. Suddenly, the pimple went away and the man was revealed as the clown at the park. The clown smiled and disappeared. Starfire and Robin continued to kiss and Robin truly had learned his lesson.
* THE END *