Disclaimer-whatnot:…
As usual, I must inform you that I do not own FF7, the characters, Squaresoft, Harry Potter or anything related to the epitome of laziness or the extent of the scientifically challenged mind!!!………..*takes breath, grins evilly and holds up prized possessions* But I DO own the leader of the Mordorese dust bunnies and these two chibified
Squaresoftian lawyers
Squaresoftian Lawyers: *In palm of G.S's hand, nervously rifling through various legal documentation* TECHNICALLY, you don't own us; this is more of a hostage situation in which, if we are ever rescued, the P.F.T.E.T.O.S.L.C…(people for the ethical treatment of squaresoftian lawyers council.) We'll ruin you! And take your Midgar Zolum! *Laugh manically*
Gaian Skylord: *deadpan* you do want to live to see FF XIII don't you? *flexes fingers menacingly*
Terrified-chibified Squaresoftian lawyers: *in Vivish innocent tones* you'll never get away with this!
G.S: *grinning madly* Too late, I already have!!! *laughs manically and drops the two lawyers into an empty hamster cage* now shut up and eat your damn greens! *lightening illuminates the darkened room* Ha! Haha! Hehhahaha!!!
Odd-voice-which-no-one-can-tell-where-the-hell-its-coming-from: MUAHAHAHA!!
Gaian Skylord: *Jumps angrily as our first cameo appears* DAMN YOU!!!!!! THAT'S MY THING!!!!!!! ……………… evil-spotlight-hogging-guest-appearancing-guests………………… *Glares sullenly*
Swift Gryfalcon: *Steps from the shadows, grinning gryphonically* Sorry, I couldn't resist ^^
Gaian Skylord: *growls sullenly as massive nerve-pop ensues* You HAD to steal the best part of the evil Hojo laugh I created………IT TOOK ME THREE MONTHS TO CREATE THAT THING, YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!! IT-TOOK-ME-THREE-MMMMOOOONNNNTTTHHHSSS- *suddenly sees something more abnormal than an army of chibified elves wearing pantaloons and fake mustaches* -WAIT A SECOND!!!!!! *eyes widening* Swift, what are you doing behind that mako-filled evil vacuum cleaner that is obviously Jenova's mode of transportation?!?!
Swift: *Shrugs* helping you with your fan-fic, what else?………OH!!! and eating these! *holds out glowing blue/green/gray Mako-filled strawberries* they taste good if you chew them like this!!! *pops the seeds of evil into facial cavity and chomps down upon the uholy-uh-strawberries…. with all the might of a africanized-killer-zucchini* O…o.o' …………… I t'ink I bit ma tongue…….. .'
Gaian Skylord: *sweatdrop* I'll try some later, 'kay?
Swift: OH!!!! *comes out from behind the evil mako-filled vacuum cleaner* and look what I found! *holds up purple-spotted pink-red summon materia* I wonder what it summons?
Gaian Skylord: ……………………..*thinks (YES!!!! THIS IS A RARE AND MOMENTOUS OCCASION WHICH WILL END PROMPTLY………… NOW!!!!!)* I don't have a clue…… Wait!………………………………………………. …………… *Brain shutdown* …….Nope! Got no idea!!
*Crickets chirp*
Swift: *impatient* Sooooooo…….. can I summon it yet??????
Gaian Skylord: *acting as wise as a muffin* Swift, you DO realize that whatever creature you summon might come after us, considering there aren't any monsters around here to obliterate and all…..
Swift: *more impatient* AND??? YOUR POINT BEING WHAT?????
Gaian Skylord: *shrugs and grins* Ah hell…. SUMMON THE THING ALREADY!!!!!
*The summoning, SHE BEGINS!!!!*
Gaian Skylord: *eyes suddenly begin to widen as the magicky circle of summoning light begin to swirl* WAIT!!! Swift! Put that away! *smacks out of hand* *the purple-spotted pink-red Materia falls into the hamster cage and is quickly snatched up by chibified squaresoftian lawyers*
Squaresoftian Lawyers: *looking the pee-wee version of triumphant* Ha! We can use this all powerful summon material to escape! *materia starts to glow* yes! We summon the great monster that will help us escape! *Summons carrot* …o.o
Swift: *Nerve-pop* Ouch! Mrrrrrrr……. that wasn't necessary! *rubs throbbing red hand*
G.S: *looks down at carrot* I suppose it wasn't all that necessary…... but when I realized what vegetable you were about to summon, I-I….. I COULD HELP BUT WANT TO SUMMON IT MYSELF!!!!!!!! THE ALMIGHTY KING OF GARDENS, CARROT!!!!!!!! *bawls*
Swift: *death glare* Mrrrrr! Your uppance will come!
G.S: *re-obtains spine* That's what you think! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!- *Random bathtub filled to the brim with soapy water falls on Gaian Skylord* -ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! CLEANESS!! *runs around frantically then glares with ALL the malevolence of a Furby at Swift*
Swift: *dons Legolas innocent look*….It wasn't me!!!! I swear!!! *rubber duck hits Swift on head* . 0.0
Another quick recap:
Cloud never DID teach anything to the confused-misguided teenaged Turks, Sephiroth escaped from Elena and her teenaged crush AND her purple-spotted pink-red summon materia…no to mention the sudden appearance and disappearance of a certain intoxicated blond pointy-eared someone who should really join Elven Alcoholics Anonymous (The E.A.A). Tifa is looking for a clean shirt and the blond spikey-haired punching bag who is responsible for her first search. And Palmer is being chased by the Mordorese dust bunnies but is still on the lookout for…..(need I write it)…the wonderful fuzzy bunny-slipper-wearing hopscotch-playing Purple Cows!!!!!!!!! Ha…. Haha!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Swift: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
G.S: *glares* Okay, you can stop doing that now!!!
Midgar High School the 4th chapter
The Matrix has been changed!!!!!!!!….Fluffy?
Midgar High School………. 10:40………………
B-wing……..B-382…….
Second bell rings: BRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIII *fizzles off due to budget cuts*
*Red XIII, who is vigorously rubbing a protective layer of oil on the Limited Moon, is startled as the teenage Turks bustle into his classroom and take various seats around it*
Red XIII: *places Limited Moon behind head* All right, welcome class!! I am your mentor, mister-
Rufus: *eyes narrow* -filthy through rug-
Red XIII: *sweatdrop* uh, I'll forget I heard that… but, no ……never mind, since you all know my name or should by now considering it is on your schedule sheets…….Now, who can name me one of Shakespeare's plays?
Scarlet: *Thinking for once (but not tooooo hard)* isn't that one of Cid's weapons? Shake's Spear?
Red XII: OOF!!!! *is momentarily winded*
Rufus: What's wrong, Mr. Red?
Red XIII: *gasping for breath* …very bad pun…ugh…no, Shakespeare was a famous Elizabethan playwright, now!!! *looks hopeful* Can anyone name one of his plays?
Rude: *stands up* ARMAGEDDON!!! *sits down and resumes persona*……………………………………………………………………………………………………….
Reno: *pound desk* The Matrix!!!! THE MATRIX!!!!!!!
Elena: *daintily* Legally Blond, of course!!!
*All stare stunned, blinking at our favourite unintentional Informant of AVALANCHE*
Elena: *annoyed* what! *indignant* you obviously don't know TRUE acting until you see that!!!!! Hmph!!!
Red XIII: *bigger sweatdrop* eerrr, you're all very close but no… one of Shakespeare's plays is Romeo and Juliet… a tragic love story- *COUGH! COUGH!* -to which Vincent always compares his old love-life- *COUGH! COUGH!* ahem….. Now, as I was saying, Romeo and Juliet were from two warring households-
*At that moment the light flicker and a long-haired ominous figure standing in he doorway enters the room*
Sephiroth: *as casually as possible shuts he door on the Mordorese dust bunnies*
Palmer: *Arrives just after Sephiroth panting and sweating after a vigorous* (yet somewhat slow-paced) run from the persistent lint rabbits* -NO! Wait don't shut the-
*The SLAM!!!! generated by the door leaves a new imprint upon the (already) stretched exterior flesh of the fat-…. -Well, I don't want to name any species of monster or animal alike….. it would be an insult to them*
Sephiroth: *super suave* hello, I was wondering if you had any Tylenol…..*eyes widen slightly* Whoa! Déjà vu!!!!
*Reno looks to Rude, eyes wide and filled with the generic substitute for fear A.K.A toothpaste*
Reno + Rude: THE MATRIX HAS BEEN CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: *raises an eyebrow* ……Did I miss something-* looks around the room and meets the eyes of his obsessive fan Elena (which are now slightly larger than the hub caps off of a monster truck*
Elena: *in Golumish voice* Sephiroth! Sephiroth! Where for art thou Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: *seeing life pass before eyes (if you can call THAT a life…..)*…Sweet Jenova's vacuum cleaner!!!!!-
Cloud: *overhears and randomly sticks head through open window* -actually Jenova doesn't have a vacuum cleaner anymore; she had to sell it due to budget cuts…..…*Thoughtful* She also had to take a second job as a strawberry vendor in order to pay the rent for the evil Northern Crater Hideoutty-thing……….. ACK!!!!!!!!!! *sees Tifa and bolts*
*Sounds of muffled threats and dust clouds fill the outside atmosphere as the hunt resumes*
Sephiroth: *Ignores Cloud's exit* My mother without a vacuum cleaner! *Puts hand to chin* this will not do….. (and so begins Sephiroth's quest for the holy) yet evil…-
Swift: Hey!!! *raises eyebrow* -How does THAT work?
Gaian Skylord: *resumes glare* Shut up Swift! Ahem!-
(-Yet evil mako-filled vacuum cleaner)
Swift: *hopefully* Which is obviously Jenova's mode of transportation?
Gaian Skylord: ….-_-' why not?
Swift: YEAH!!!!! *does gryphonic victory dance but trips and falls over Rufus' oversized ego*
*Elena makes a mad leap for Sephiroth who in turn fumbles desperately for the door-handle. Elena lands in front of the door slamming it shut*
Elena: *in evil-possessive tones* There's no escape my love! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!! *twitches nervously*
Sephiroth: *keeps rewinding life before eyes and playing it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M STUCK IN BOTH MENTAL AND PHYSICAL LIMBO!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *abandons the door and makes a mad dash for the open window*
Rufus: *clears throat* Erm….. See Sephiroth. See Sephiroth run. Run, Sephiroth, run! *looks towards his furry mentor* can I get a few extra marks for that, sir?
Red XIII: *sweatdrop be enough to sink Atlantis five times over* Normally, I would say no, but since all sanity has obviously left this classroom and is currently residing within the empty teacher's lounge…………. *sigh* sure, why not………..
Rufus: Thank you, sir! *to self* heh, heh, get the goods while merchants are weak!! Old man, you taught me better than you think, heh, heh……. *yes, it is a Shinra thing and runs in their (and, only their, thank the great pumpkin) family*
*meanwhile, Sephiroth is hurtling toward the open window as fast as is physically possible, the cool breeze of freedom a short distance away…………. Methinks it's time to fix that little problem! ^.^*
*Cloud randomly pops up at his window once more*
Cloud: GOOD! A Tifa-free zone…….. ahhhh…… *looks back through the window* Ahhhhhh!!!!! *Sees Sephiroth hurtling toward him and shuts the window quickly* He's after me too!!! First Tifa and now the guy I defeated in order to save the planet!!!! WHY DO THEY WANT TO KILL ME?!?!?! WHY ME!!!!!!!! EEEPPPPS!!!!! *climbs nearby tree due to a combination Tifa sighting and budget cuts*
*THE HUNT…… IS STILL ON………*
Sephiroth: *hits the glass window pane with all the grace of a (slightly) crazed butterfly on acid and turns to the advancing Elena more frightened than Freya when she finds Sir Fratley in an aloha T-shirt, with sunglasses and a surfboard*
Red XIII: *feels bad for the criminally insane ex-Shinra General and decides to lend a helping ha- err…. paw…….* Elena! Stop terrorizing you art teacher! *stands on hind legs and opens the door* let the poor thing out!
Sephiroth: *dashes for the open door which to him is flooded with the super celestial light of freedom (and an escape from the blonde-lovesick-creature known only as Elena, failed project number-14362536457……….. That sick #$^%%^# Hojo…Grrrrrrr……)*
Palmer: *crawls in and after being mauled by the evil Mordorese dust bunnies almost feels tempted to pause his search for the purple cows……. Almost, but not quite!*
Palmer: *aside* WHAT!? *To crowd of fans* NEVER!!!!!!!
*Erm……… fine then.*
Red XIII: *trying to regain his educational status as an English teacher and succeeding* Class (ahem!) I thought we'd go outside today and read parts from Romeo and Juliet.
Rude:………………………..*deadpan* yeah……………… literature………
Scarlet: *Excited* Yeah!!! Literature!!!! *blink, blink* ……What's literature?
Red XIII: *sweatdrop* let's just go outside……..
*And so Red leads his class out the door, but doesn't get very far…Sephiroth is standing beside the door and holds him back*
Sephiroth: *deadpan* Wait a minute.
*Red, Seph and the teenage Turks all look on as an odd figure with a lightning shaped scare on his forehead whizzes by on a broomstick Red begins to move forward.
Sephiroth: *deadpan* Wait
*Harry Potter (if you haven't already guessed) yells as Fluffy (Hagrid's large three-headed dog who has had nothing to do since the philosopher's stone was destroyed)
Gallops past the B-382 English class. Who is followed in turn by a random Midgar Zolum*
Swift: Well, not Soooo random…*looks closely* isn't that Fifi?
Gaian Skylord: *shocked* What?! Fifi! No! You just had your dinner!! Don't make a Palmer of yourself!!!!!!
*Fifi in turn is being chased by the Mordorese dust bunnies*
Gaian Skylord: *eyes widen* Fifi!! *runs after the Midgar Zolum with all the speed and recklessness of an elastic band being shot across nine intersections at ground level….. AT RUSH HOUR!*
*After the slightly carnivorous parade of odd beasts and one wizard-in-training Red XIII, the teenage shinra president and the chibi Turks stand, blinking loudly. (BLINK, BLINK)*
Sephiroth: *deadpan* Its all right…you can go now.
Red XIII: * 0.- * ….. um….. Right! Let's go class! *points ahead with paw and looks triumphantly educated* TO THE GRASS!!!!!! *SUPER-HOLY-MAGICKY-MUSIC!!!!*
*The small group descends the school's main stairway slowly but surely*
Red XIII: *exasperated* I feel like I've been down this same flight of stairs for the umpteenth time-
Reno + Rude: * sensing déjà vu with their high tech 'Shinra Déjà vu Checkers' they bought off of Rufus between classes* -THE MATRIX HAS BEEN CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Red XIII: *Winces, making a face more contorted than Quina when He/She finds out He/She has eaten the last frog in Qu's marsh* I wish you wouldn't do that…….
*Red XIII leads the Turks down the final flight of stairs and Palmer (despite gravity's aid) is hyperventilating like the Fat Chocobo on a tread mill. Aeris and her aura of kindness meets them on the last step*
Aeris: *Wipes hand across brow* its all set Red, it took a lot of hard work, time and nurturing, but I think I actually go it to grow!
Red: *nods a thank you* You have my eternal gratitude Aeris, you don't know how much this means to us.
Rude: *raises an eyebrow behind his glasses*…..what ARE you talking about?
Red XIII: *grins as much as a talking lion-beast can* you'll see
*Red XIII leads the Turks to a tiny patch of greenery hardly big enough for a chibi squaresoftian lawyer mini-put hole.*
Chibified Squaresoftian Lawyers: *all whine I disappointment from inside their golf-free cage* This is INHUMAN!!!!!! You cannot expect to keep us locked up AND steal from us the one thing that we take joy in!!!!! WE-WANT-MINI-PUTT!!!!!!!!
Reno: *stares at (almost) non-existent grass* WHAT is THAT……and does it have alcoholic properties?
Red XIII: *looks down proudly at tiny spec of weeds, eyes start to tear* THAT is the little miracle that will bring life back to the slums *bends down closer the miniscule dandelion as an aura of holiness begins to shine and that annoying choir from the 'Safer Sephiroth' boss begins to sing* this is the first vegetation to grow in Midgar outside the sector 5 church and as such should be treated with a great deal of respect…..AAACHOOO!! *rubs irritated snout* it's a shame I'm allergic to it…
Reno: *turns back on enthralled English teacher and the sorry excuse for a stunted thistle* If it has no alcoholic properties it is of no use to me…..do you think I'm an alcoholic??
All: *thinks (but not TOO hard)*…….NAWWWWWW!!!
Scarlet: *folds arms in a business-like pose* So, why are we here?…to bask in the glory of this blade of grass…..-like thing?
Red XIII: precisely…ACHOO!!!! *headdress feathers wilt noticeably*
Rufus: *tries to be cool by running a hand through his hair…and fails miserably* That's not even grass…it's a weed…a filthy disgusting weed!
Red XIII: *shaking head and the swollen nose that is attached to it* No, no! It's a beautiful miracle of nature! A-a-a…*SNIFF* if only I had some Cleratin……
Palmer: *finally reaches the bottom of the stairs* PUFF, PUFF …..purple cows?…Puff..Puff *Spots weed* oooooo!! Green-grass-thingy!! *runs over (crawls slowly)*
Red XIII: *feeling a sense of impending doom* Palmer, no! No!!! Stay where you are!
Palmer!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAACHOO!!!!!!!!!!
*Red's cry travels through the air just like the super-fatted behind of Palmer…….. only Red's voice does not reach the tiny spec of grass. As the tsunami of lard crashes down upon the poor plant, ten-thousand chlorophyll cells cried out in pain and were silent.*
Red XII : *Frantically tries to remove the large gelatinous blob smothering the weed* No! Palmer get off!!
Elena: *points a finger nonchalantly* you sat on a miracle
Reno: *desperately trying to be as evil as possible* I think there was a purple cow lying there too
Palmer: p-p-purple….c-cow? WAAAAAAAA *a tsunami of salt water follows the tsunami of lard as Palmer bawls uncontrollably*
Rude: *inches away from the (slightly) smaller version of the ocean puddle that is growing slowly around his indigo tap shoes* ................................................................................................................................................ *looks at watch and runs away to next class*
Elena: OH!!!! Rude, you forgot your leg warmers! *holds up pink and white leg warmers*
Rude: *comes back all of a sudden and grabs the leg warmers from Elena* ... Yoink! *runs away*
Scarlet: *Thoughtful* How come everyone says I'm Lucifer's wife???-
*Random wisp of silver enters the room in all her boisterous GLORY!!!!! YES!!! IT IS THE AUTHOR, DAUGHTER GODDESS!!!!!!*
Daughter Goddess: *Thunder bolts and lightening, extremely frightening*I AM the Daughter of the Mother Goddess hence the name Daughter Goddess *Angry as hell* and THAT'S MY TITLE YOU HAVE JUST STOLEN!!!!!!! YOU BIG FAT !@#%$^%^%&%&%^$#%@!!@#!~$%%^%@#$@~#-!~@# !@##%$^%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Bashes Scarlet over head with the almighty GOLDFISH OF DOOM!!!!!! And disappears in a blast of Mango peels*
All:......................................................*shrugs* Whatever.............................
Scarlet: *picks self of ground and inspects damage done….. suddenly* -OH MY @#$^%^"'N GAWD!!!!!! *tries to fix displaced strand of hair but fails*
…………………..*flames of hell burning around her mussed hair do* She shall pay dearly for this……………….. whoever she is, I shall find her………. I shall hunt her down AND EXACT MY REVENGE UPON HER GOLDFISH!!!!!!!! *Flames burn brighter*
Reno: HEY, WHOEVER IT USING THE IFRIT MATERIA CAN CUT IT OUT NOW!!!!!!! WE GET THE GODDAMN PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!
*Flames die*
Red XIII: *huffing and puffing but with the strength required to move such a large and bouncy object from the poor weed's remains* Will someone please help me move Palmer!!!!! I still might have a chance to save the poor plant!!!-
Rufus: *corrective* -It's a weed!!! HMPH!!!!
British-voice-from-out-of-the-blue: I'll help if I can……… but I don't know if I have the spell right, yet…………
*I'd give you three guesses onto who this is if I thought you needed them*
Harry: *emerges from his fluffy-free hiding place and walks over to Palmer* I think I can move him but could you move back, please?
*As they all move to the side, Harry reaches inside his cloak pocket and take out his wand-thingy and points it at Palmer*
Harry: Winguardium Leviosa!! *does little magicky-thingy and suddenly Palmer, the fattest thing ever to move across a doughnut-stand's threshold, was flying!!!! Imagine if you will, the scene unfolding before your eyes (in all it's horrific glory!!!!)*………….okay…..
Palmer: Hey!!!!! LOOK!!!! I'm FLYING!!!!!! *does arabesque and looks like a grotesque flying pretzel* I'M THE KING OF THE FARM!!!!!!! WOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Suddenly, Palmer drops to the ground beside the weed, creating a small concentrated blast and rippling like month-old Jello in a full-tilt jolly-jumper*
Harry: *scratches head* Strange……….. My magic usually has a radius of 25 meters NOT 25 centimeters……….. *leaves*
Red XIII: *tending to poor-on-the-verge-of-death plant* Thank you, stranger, whoever you are…………..AACCCCCHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scarlet: Bless you
Bell: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Giant puff of slum dirt followed promptly by Rufus' dainty coughing*
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*Sephiroth is at the teacher's room, relaxing with a cup of hot chocolate* *sigh* I don't know how I got here, but as long as I am away from Elena and those rabid fangirls, I am happy-
*Door opens, and (YES!!! YET another CAMEO!!!!) Blue Baroness pops in!*
Blue Baroness: -SEPHY!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases him*
Sephiroth: *Shrinks back in horror* NO!!!!!!!! *hides under desk*
Blue Baroness: Huh??? *Rolls eyes* No, NO, not you Sephiroth. I want Sephy, my komodo dragon!! *Proceeds to look under chairs* SEPHY!!!! OH, SEPHY!!!!! Hey, look!! ABC GUM!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: *Blink, blink*Your dragon...... I think he's in the biology room................
Blue Baroness: Thanks, better hurry!! *pockets ABC gum and runs away with all the destructive power of an A-bomb*
Sephiroth: *re-obtains spine*............... ooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............... *walks away in search of Vincent and the bottle of elusive Tylenol*
What will happen to Cloud and will it be painful? Who is the sinister mastermind behind all these cameo appearances?? WILL THERE EVER BE A LUNCH BREAK???? Will Sephiroth EVER GET HIS TYLENOL OR, in some unexpected twist, CLOUD DISCOVER THE BOTTLE FIRST?????? Will I ever stop writing this story???? *Not likely!* FOR THE ANSWERS TO THESE AND MORE, ODD ANNOYING QUESTIONS THAT I HAVEN'T WRITTEN BECAUSE THEY ARE LONG AND I CAN NO LONGER FEEL MY HANDS, STAY SOMEWHAT TUNED FOR THE NEXT EXCITING AND CAPS LOCKED CHAPTER OF MIDGAR HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!! AND FOR THE SAKE OF MOOMBA'S EVERYWHERE WHO ARE FORCED TO WORK IN PRISONS (due to some MAJOR budget cuts), REVIEW!!!!!! *I'm still waiting for my pop corn!!!!*
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: HIYA!!!!!! Sorry, once again, for my absence to all those who enjoy my fic but, as I said before, I'VE GOT A VALID EXCUSE!!!!!!!!!………….. I just don't know it yet…… anyway……. Thank you to all those who reviewed and told me their suggestions onto who should teach what and everything! I really, REALLY liked the idea of having Vincent having a lunchtime activity group ' How to join the dark legions' and all the other great suggestions you gave me. But,…………. If you could keep 'em coming because my creative well has dried up for the time being and I'm at a point where I don't know WHAT is happening……… Ah……. Sweet sanity, what HAVE you done to me? SOOOOOOO………….and I cannot stress this enough, you must review!!! Tell me what YOU think should happen in the future chapters and who should find the Tylenol first: Sephiroth OR Cloud!!!!!……………..or maybe they should duel for it!! BUT not a normal duel, oh no……….. that's just too easy!!!
See ya!!
-Gaian Skylord