CHAPTER 2 YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All right, in this one our heroes take on an enormus foe, and I'm not talking about Jabba the Hutt, anyway, again, I don't own anything or anyone except Theresa Rothoerd, my pen-name and the character, this is one where we actually start the adventure, sorta, ok, ENJOY!! R/R please, oh yeah and they get weapons, don't worry, they don't use them, they just . . . well, you'll see!

Sirius: Where are we?

(Theresa Rothoerd comes over, I had to put her in)

Theresa: You're in a movie

The Boyz, Peter and Severus: Theresa!?

Sirius comes over and hugs her, then kisses her on the cheek, Severus cringes.

James: What movie?

Theresa: Well, ummm, it's one of her (points toward the ceiling) favorite movies.

Remus: And that would be . . .

Theresa: The House on Haunted Hill.

(A/N it's the only scary movie that I like, this is like the 1999/2000 one, I can't remember what year it is, jus the modern one not the 1950's one, even though both are very good; oh yeah! And remember that credit(s) will be given at the end of this FF, ok, back to the story)

James: And that would be . . .

Theresa: It's a Muggle movie, some people think it's stupid, but I, and the Author think it is the best (does a thumbs up to the camera)

Sirius: Well, what are we supposed to do?

Theresa: Oh, well, in the House on Haunted Hill, everyone gets locked in the house and they all have to spend the night there, of course the house is haunted and people die, horrible deaths, it's really good. (smiles)

Remus: I told you we should have gone to the library, (eyes Sirius) but 'No, let's go out and do something else, Moony.'

Severus: (in the corner, no one really cares about him, he's a slightly lighter color then he usually is, that's saying something) What else happens?

Theresa: Well, they all get weapons (about 10 seconds of silence follow) Oh, I'd better go and get those!

James rolls his eyes, Sirius is just staring at the ceiling, trying not to laugh, Remus is fiddling with a table, Severus sighs loudly, and Peter is just being himself.

Theresa comes back with 6 boxes. They all have names on them. Theresa hands them to their owners.

Theresa: (holding her own box) Say thank you.

Everyone in a monotone voice: Thank you.

Author: You're welcome.

Everyone opens their boxes, James, Remus and Peter get handguns, Sirius gets a machine gun (you can tell who the author's favorite is) and Severus gets a swiss army knife, with a small (very small) gun as an attachment (don't laugh, I picked this for him for a good reason) Theresa opens hers, but closes it rather quickly.

Sirius: (picks up his with difficulty) Oh yeah! I love those Sirius-lover authors!

Author: (blushes) We all love you Sirius!!

Everyone eyes one another suspiciously.

Author: Ok, let's go to our first challenge!! (All the guys try to disguise their weapons, and Sirius with his huge gun decides to use a vanishing spell to be able to carry it without it being seen)

Scene changes again: They are teleported to a fast food restaurant.

They all look around.

Author: Ok, Mission 1, you have to order french fries.

James: What kind of a mission is that?

Author: You'll see.

Peter: Ok, which of us looks the most Muggle?

They look from one to the other and decide on James.

James (walks up to the counter and smiles at the cashier) Hello, umm, can I have some fries?

Cashier: (looks at the clock) I'm sorry, sir. It's only 7, we only have hashbrowns. (looks toward the other guys)

Author: See?

(A/N this is a personal experience, only I was only on 30 minutes of sleep, and I had gone through 4 states during the night, it wasn't good, but really good Parody material.)

James (walks back to the group of guys) It's a no-go.

Sirius: Are you serious?

Remus: No, you're Sirius. (Sirius glares at Remus, Remus smiles back)

Severus: So, what are we going to do?

Sirius: I have an idea. (Storms out into the parking lot)

(A/N This is where it ends, don't worry, I'm definitely not like Sirius, and oh yeah, I don't think that Sirius is a homicidal maniac, it's all good)

James looks out through the door and gasps, everyone else looks out as well.

James and Severus grab the doors and hold them open. We see Sirius driving a car, at about .5 MPH and he is creeping toward the fast food restaunt at a snail's pace, but nonetheless, he is screaming that he's going to get the cashier, inside the car.

The cashier sees what is happening, and starts screaming, Sirius is screaming as well, (camera pans out, we see that Sirius hasn't even gotten into the restaurant yet, serious Austin Power-ness happening)

Our "victim" has been screaming for so long, she has to stop to catch her breath. Severus is tried of holding the door open and closes it, but Sirius is coming, nonetheless, still screaming.

Theresa yawns and is about to fall over, asleep, but catches herself and grabs Peter. She jumps over the counter and grabs some fries, she cooks them and puts them into the package and holds them into the air, triumphantly.

Theresa: YEAH!!!!!!!!

Where will they go next? What will they do with the fries? Am I ever going to let them go? These and many more questions (like: where is my toaster) will be answered in the next chapter of MY PARODY!! (applause)