Apoligizy-thing-that-comes-before-the-disclaimer-do-hicky:
EUREKA!!!!!! (I REALLY hope that's how you spell that word…..) I just came to the realization that school is hell with fluorescent lighting and that physical science is a useless bunch of overrated chocobo manure AND that I have NOT written in at least TWO months!!!!!!…… and I'm really, REALLY sorry about the last one, 'kay??? -" Been tied up by tons of homework and the evil assassins after my videotape of Sephiroth singing "I'm going slightly mad" while doing Jenova's laundry, so I kinda haven't had much time to write……. BUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!! *grins evilly* since I've been back in that perfect niche of hell, I've had soooooo much inspiration for this chapter of the on-going saga of FFVII that I could not contain the insanity any longer……. SO HERE IT IS!!!!!!! ……Oh, and, before I forget…..*gets down on hands and knees* PLEASE DON'T KILL ME FOR BEING TRAPPED IN HIGH SCHOOL LIMBO!!!!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT DONE HOMEWORK PAGES DON'T GROW ON TREES!!!!! DON'T HATE ME FOR ATTEMPTING TO GET GOOD GRADES (see how I wrote attempting?) !!!!!! PLEASE!!!! *grovels* FORGIVE ME FOR MY ABSENCE!!!!!! IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, I PROMISE YOU, O' MIGHTY REVIEWERS (who give me a slight ego boost when I need one… oh, by the way, thank you for that, too! ^-^)!!!!!!!…….*gets up and clears throat calmly* 'kay…. Now that I've got THAT out of my system….. ON TO THE DISCLAIMER-DO-HICKY!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer-do-hicky: I own nothing…. You read me correctly….. I SAID I OWN NOTHING!!!!!!! *thinks* WAAAIT!!!! I mean I don't own FFVII, the characters and/or Squaresoft!!!!! *smiles toothily* Yep! That sounds a whole lot better!!!!! *clears throat and turns back to face the bandaged, chibified squaresoftian lawyers who are looking up from their hamster cage with narrowed eyes* AHEM!!!!!!! TRY AND SUE ME NOW, SCUM-BAGS!!!!!!! MWA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squaresoftian lawyers: *from the confines of their hamster cage (which has had half of it's room already taken up by the giant carrot summon)* Umm….. We, the squaresoftian lawyers (who believe we have been held captive for a very prolonged period of time), have come to the painful agreement that…..*struggling to get words out due to squaresoftian loyalty* …. Your tirade about-what you own…. no longer really concerns us and-
Gaian-Skylord: *raises eyebrow* Huh??? What the HELL are YOU small-brained chibis TALKING about???
S.L: *wringing hands nervously* Well…. This is normally the part of the disclaimer in which we state that we can indeed sue the pants off you but, to be quite frank, we….we…..*large anime tear* WE-JUST-WANT-TO-GET-HOME-TO-OUR-FAMILIES!!!!!! AT-THIS-RATE,-I-WON'T-EVEN-SEE-MY-KID-GROW-UP!!!!!!! HE'LL-ONLY-KNOW-ME-FROM-PHOTOGRAPHS-AS-"MY-FATHER-WHO-GOT-HIMSELF-KILLED-BY-A-DERANGED-FANFICTION-WRITER-AND-WHOSE-BOSS-FAILED-TO-NOTICE-HE-WAS-MISSING-BUT-DECIDED-IT-WAS-A-GOOD-THING-DUE-TO-FINANCIAL-CUTBACKS"!!!!!!!! WWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
*Instantaneously, all the chibified lawyers begin to leak at the eyes and in a second the hamster cage is transformed into an aquarium full of straw*
G.S: *somehow touched and whose eyes are welling up with tears* I-I never k-knew……*sniffs* I'M NOT A BAD PERSON!!!!! I'M DISGUSTED AT MYSELF FOR HOLDING YOU PEOPLE AS HOSTAGES JUST SO I COULD GET INSIDE INFO FROM SQUARE ON THE NEW FINAL FANTASIES!!!!! *tips over cage as somewhat uplifting music plays somewhere in the background* SEE!!!!! I'M NOT AS HEARTLESS AS YOU SEEM TO THINK I AM!!!!! *points to the horizon as the super-celestial light of freedom washes over them all along with all their salt water* GO TO YOUR LOVED ONES!!!!! BE FREE, MY CHIBIFIED CAPTIVES, BE FREE!!!!!!!!!
*S.L's begin to run towards the door but, suddenly stops and turns around with the look of extreme triumph plastered across their pasty little faces*
G.S: Huh???? *raises other eyebrow* What gives? Aren't you supposed to be running cross-country towards your family's outstretched arms while a really sappy soundtrack plays in the background….. or something pertaining to the like??????
S.L: *Evil chibified look* HA!!! We all showed you, you nut-bar!!!!! WE'RE ALL SINGLE!!!!!!!!! *pulls one eyelid down and sticks out tongue at the almost clueless author* AHA!!!! BAKA-NAI!!!!!!
G.S: *thunder clouds above head fizzle with small cracks of lightening and a massive nerve-pop ensues* grrrrrrrrrrrrr………………. *Hell hath no fury…..this author has stolen it all and sold half of it on the black market for outrageous sums of cash* YOU-ALL-GO-SQUISH-NOW!!!!!!! *takes a deep breath* FIIIIFFFIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
*crickets chirp in background*
G.S: *looking around for the seemingly absent Midgar Zolum with a confuzzled expression that would make FF Tactics' Ramza jealous* -Fifi??? Hey, FIFI?????! Oh…. *dawn of realization strikes* … DAMN!!!! I KNEW I SHOUDN'T HAVE TAKEN HER TO THE VET TODAY!!!!!
L.S: YEAH!!!! *pee-wee triumphant* we're INVINCIBLE!!!!!-
Random-voice-from-out-of-nowhere: No… I'm really sorry, but…. You're not invincible…. *evil laugh* GO, FLUFFY!!!!!!
*From out of nowhere, an extremely random pokeball flies in through a closed window and lands, accompanied by millions of shards of broken glass, on the floor in front of the estranged author of this story and releases Hagrid's giant three-headed dog into the small dwelling*
S.L: …………………
Fluffy: *narrows all three sets of eyes at the almost non-existent briefcase-holding nut-hooks* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………………
*Swift Gryfalcon, the owner of the random-voice-from-out-of-nowhere, pops in through the now open window, an evil grin present upon her face*
Swift: *to S.L's* Be nice to Fluffy….. hasn't eaten in a while, you see…..
S.L:……..*GULP!*
G.S: *to Swift* Hey!!!! *indignant* you could have used the door, y'know!! YEESH!!!
Swift: Yeah, I know- *dusts self off and looks gryphonically proud*-I just didn't feel like using it….Gotta make an good entrance and all and the doors are just BORINNG-Huh?? *looks around* Hey, where's Fifi??
G.S: The vet. Monthly check-up, you know…. Sooooooooo, *quizzical look* how come you've got Fluffy with you? And, better still- *dramatic pause* Where'd ya get the random pokeball?? AND, even more trivial still,-* dramatic pause that could kill a turkey* How'd you get Fluffy INTO that random pokeball???
Swift: Hmmmmmmm……….well, to answer your first question, Hagrid had to go to Diagon Alley for something or another soooo- *eyes begin to sparkle with joy*-I get to take care of Fluffy for two full chapters!!!!! WOOOHOOO!!!!!!! As for the second answer- *shrugs*- Black Market…You can find just about ANYTHING there-and I mean almost anything, too!!! *begins to count on fingers* Venus De Milo's missing arms, Kefka's grandmother, um… half of hell's fury and…*^-^* they even have toasters you can fit bagels into!!!! It's amazing!!
G.S: *Awe* DESU SUGOI!!!! Okay, but….now for the really difficult question!! *folds arms* how did you get Fluffy to fit inside the-
Swift:-A little luck and a ton of duct-tape. Any other questions??
G.S: Did you get me one of those toasters-
Swift: *deadpan* -No! Any OTHER questions?-
S.L: -Can you let us go now??
G.S: Ummm….*thinks and smiles demonically* NO!!!! MWA, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *turns to Swift* Okay, okay…. I know I laughed more maniacally in chapter four but, I'm feeling a bit under the weather today, so could you please not out-do me at the moment?
Swift: Let me consider it for a second….*considers the notion and grins evilly* Request denied!!!! MWA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G.S: You're evil
Swift: I know
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YET ANOTHER QUICK RECAP:
Within the last chapter of Midgar High, we have seen many unimportant things, like Palmer flying 25 centimeters and such with the help of Harry Potter, that wizard in-training who seems to enjoy zooming around bright lights on his broomstick-err… anyway…. Red and Aeris attempt to save the dandelion that is a little-bit more than half dead after it's traumatic run-in with Palmer *who, in turn, has a walk-in with the Mordorese Dust bunnies*, Sephiroth is running about in search of Vincent and the completely elusive bottle of Tylenol and, last but not least, Tifa who is still on her search-and-destroy mission to kill Cloud; now we turn our eyes towards a different area of the school; the laboratories!!!! What awaits our young anti-heroes inside it's specimen-cluttered walls?-excluding that random Komodo dragon mentioned at the end of the last chappie-
Blue Baroness: *subdued* -Awwwwwwwww……………-
G.S: *shrugs* You gotta understand….. It's not my fault!! It's the budget cuts!!!!
Random-purple-cow-wearing-fuzzy-bunny-slippers-while-playing-hopscotch: *Appears in a poof of magenta smoke* Well…. This fanfic wouldn't HAVE so many budget cuts if YOU would stop USING what money we have for MANGA!!!!! SO THERE!!!! MOO!!!!! *disappears*
*bet you didn't see that one coming, huh?! HUH?!*
G.S: *rubbing aching scalp* I have got to take a vacation…….. I'm seeing things way to often, now…..
Palmer: *runs past* PURPLE COWS!!!!!!!
MIDGAR HIGH SCHOOL…………
11:30 a.m………
………C-Wing…….C303
Second-bell-of-doom: BRRRRRIIIIINN- *is cut off due to massive budget cuts*
*Two seconds after the sound of the sickly bell keels over and dies, the group runs through the slightly open classroom door and sits down around the dark and seemingly empty room*
Elena: ummm…… where's the teacher??? *looking around puzzled*…..And where's Palmer???? I coulda sworn he was right behind me in the hall before……-
Rude:……………*deadpan* the fool is probably off, running around the halls aimlessly while looking for the extremely fictitious purple-cows-wearing-fuzzy-bunny-slippers-while-playing-hopscotch that obviously don't exist on this plain of existence!….*sighs* It's either that or trying to find an alternate route into the cafeteria kitchens……*heavier sigh* or he's being chased by those bloodthirsty dust bunnies from Mordor… *deadpanner* It's not really my problem, anyway……*resumes silent and mysterious persona*…………………………………………………
Scarlet: When IS this class going to start?! *squinting in the darkness* More importantly, where is the light switch? The dim light in this room cannot be good for my complexion!!
Reno: At least they can't peg us for being late this time-
Evil-voice-that-obviously-belongs-to-a-mad-scientist: -YOU'RE ALL LATE!!!
All: *sees the twisted form of a small, spectacled man in a long lab coat walk out from the shadows* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reno: Why do I always jinx myself!!! *looks annoyed* WHY!?!?!?!
Hojo *If you haven't already guessed*: Because you always expect the odds to be lower than what they really are and assume that success is a stone's throw away. This is the way a gambler thinks and works, living off ratios that are, in most cases, too good to be true….Blah, blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah!!! Blah Blah Blah!!!! Blah blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah!!!!!!-
Reno: *struggling to stay awake* so……boring…….must……..keep eyes……open…..*sleeps*
*NOTE!: Reno has just become one of the few Anime kids to go to sleep with his eyes wide open!….. Why it's such a big deal still escapes me, BUT IT IS!!!!*
All: *SNORE!!!****
*Now that the characters have fall asleep due to Hojo's boring ramblings, the only ones who can save this story stand near the lab doorway, completely unaffected by the waves of boredom*
Swift: *to G.S* I knew you should have had Yuffie sub for Tifa!!! BUT NO!!!! YOU had to go and get the most BORING, EVIL, TWISTED MIND IN THE ENTIRE GAME TO SUB FOR HER!!!!!! Now the whole class is asleep and the fanfic is going slowly down the drain!!!! WE HAVE TO GET RID OF HIM!!!!!
G.S: *subdued* Awwwwww……… but it's sooooooo funny to watch his hand movements and hear the funny accents he uses on certain blahs-
Swift: *glare* -GET BACK TO THE POINT G.S!!!!
G.S: *bigger glare* LET ME HAVE MY FUN!!!!!-
Hojo: *annoyed at the pair of authors critiquing the lesson* -Let me finish!!!
Both: OOPS!!!! Sorry….*leaves (for the moment) and all the kids regain consciousness (though you really can't tell with Reno)*
Hojo: Thank you!!! *Ahem!!!* As I was saying….. Gamblers like to take risks. Risks and wild guess are also taken by scientists, hence-*evil cackle*- the "JENOVA PROJECT" which I have personally lead for more than two decades now. Gamblers and scientists are almost one and the same-
Reno: -Except you get paid even when you screw up!!!
Hojo: *sweatdrop*……..I guess you could put it that way but, more importantly- *glasses flash with the sudden light of contained rage* who said I ever screwed up?! I want names!!! NOW!!!!!-
Rude:…….*looks at schedule and still as deadpan as ever* -you're not our teacher. Our teacher is supposed to be Ms. Lockheart
Hojo: What?? *thoughtful* Oh, yes, I am quite aware of that… The speci- *catches self* -I mean the woman… has some important business matters on her hands right now so, I shall be her temporary replacement-
Elena: *skeptical* You're our SUB??
Rufus: *perking up* -Hey!!! *finally recognizing the hunchback of the Shinra Tower* You work for my dad!!! Let's make a deal, shall we? *reverts to business-like tones* You give me full marks on every assignment, regardless of whether I hand in cet assignment or not, and I won't get you fired-
Hojo: Nice try…… however I am only corrupt in the way I go about living my life, I am not corrupt in the way I teach ……
Rufus: *confused* However? Whaddaya mean "However?"!! Are you refusing my proposal?! *death-glare* Cuz, if you are, you are SOOOOO fired!!!!-
*the mad scientist paces smugly behind the teacher's desk as a random bolt of lightening illuminates the room*
Hojo: *grinning* How can you fire me from a company I no longer work for? I never thought that was even a possibility!!
Rufus: um……*confuzzled* well….err… HEY, wait a second!! *suddenly smart* since when do you NOT work for Shinra?!-
Hojo: *deadpan* -Since I obtained a different job which earns me an honest living
*Nuclear crickets chirp*
Rufus: oh……..*back to normal intelligence level* Then, I guess I don't have the upper hand anymore?
Hojo: *deadpan* no, you don't *laughs unnervingly*-
Elena: *waving hand around in the air* OOO!!!! OOO!!! Can we learn now!!! Can we???!!! Can we??!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
*Suddenly, G.S and Swift walk in to the darkened room with all the indifference of Kuja walking into a cheap cosmetics store*
Hojo: *suspicious* What are YOU doing back here?
G.S: Well…….*fixing the traditional dragon helm (this author recently "borrowed" off of a random FF Tactics Lancer while no one was looking) so vision is almost possible…. ALMOST….* We're here to make sure you don't do anything illegal like injecting students with Jenova cells or screw up anyone's lives or give a ton of homework…. *bumping into random objects*
Hojo: EH? NO HOMEWORK?! *eyes narrow behind spectacles* surely, you jest!
Swift: Nope, I'm sorry! *gryph-grins as Gaian Skylord continues to walk into desks and shelves* Minimal homework or none, if it can be totally prevented, you see- *to G.S* Geez, why don't you take that thing off already! It looks cool and all but is it really worth falling down a flight of stairs for?
G.S: *peering through visor* Yep!!!- *is cut off due to an unorthodox squeal from Hojo*
Hojo: *shocked* -NO FREAKY EXPERIMENTS INVOLVING HUMANS OR SCREWING WITH PEOPLES LIVES?!
G.S: Nope, sorry…. Oops! *visor falls once more*
Hojo: *an appalled expression drawn across his already appalling face* YOU CANNOT TRULY EXPECT ME TO TEACH UNDER THESE HORRIFIC CONDITIONS!!!! *snatches up briefcase quickly* I RESIGN!!!!!! *leaves but stops just outside the door and stares in wonder at the creature sitting there* Why, hello there! What a grand specimen you are-
Swift: *Nerve-pop caused by her least favourite character annoying her ceberus (for two chapters)* Fluffy….ATTACK!!!!!!!
Hojo: *looking at three massive sets of razor-sharp teeth with increasing worry*………Oh dear………
*VIOLENCE CENSORED!!!!!!!(THINK OF THE POOR CHILDREN!!)*
Reno: *cheering from his clear-vantage point* GO FOR THE THROAT!!!!!! THE THROAT!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOH, YEAH!!!!!!!! THIS' BETTER THAN FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!
*Most of the class (with the exception of Rude, who is too busy watching the non-existent hairline of his reflection on his desk and pondering what to do about it) follow in suit and are now cheering Fluffy on*
Swift: Ummmm…… *noticing the class has become more or less bloodthirsty* Maybe I should call Fluffy off?…….
G.S: Huh?! *Shocked* Are you nuts?! This is the guy who killed Professor Gast, screwed up Vincent's life royally, injected his OWN STEP-SON with JENOVA CELLS, made monsters at Nibelhiem and is just too screwed up to be human! This IS the same guy we're talking about, right?
Swift: *shocked at self* What AM I thinking?! *to Fluffy* KEEP AT IT!!!!!!! YOU'RE DOING GREAT!!!!!!
Fluffy: GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR………………..
Hojo: ………..mommy……………
*To make an excruciatingly long (and painful, on Hojo's part) story relatively short, Hojo (after being nearly killed by Fluffy *awwww…. Nuts! Only nearly…. Oh, well… THERE'S ALWAYS A NEXT TIME!!!*) limped/ran/hobbled to freedom and his next job interview followed closely by three sets of snapping jaws full of gleaming teeth and gingivitis*
All: YEAH!!!!!!! NO-MORE-FREAKY-MAD-SCIENTIST-DUDE!!!!!!
Elena: *clueless* But…..when are we gonna learn something??? *scrunches up face* I don't understand!!!
G.S: *to Elena* don't worry you'll be learning something as soon as Tifa shows up- *looks at watch*-which she'll be doing in tee minus five…. Four… three… two…-
*Instantly back from losing it's prey, Fluffy begins bounding back towards the room with lightening speed and all the grace of a hyperactive rhino*
G.S: *finishes countdown* -One…
*Tifa walks up to the doorway slowly, not sensing the very apparent doom that awaits her from merely standing within that general proximity (I like using large, funny words that no one understands!!! ^-^ )*
Tifa: *Trying to look cheerful despite her failed attempts to track down Cloud and exact her revenge upon his blonde-spikey head* Good morning! My name is missus Lockheart and I-ACK!!-
*Is (aptly though unintentionally) knocked back from the doorway by Fluffy who, unable to stop on a dime due to lack of friction against his paws and the eternal curse that can only be newly waxed tile floors (which, in this author's personal opinion, is comparable to ice in slipperiness), ends up sliding heads first into the classroom door, sealing all route of escape from education shut. Tifa lands unhurt a short distance away from the enormous struggling canine*
Tifa: Hey! *picks self up and looks relatively annoyed* great! First Cloud escapes me and now I have this giant dog blocking the way into my classroom! What's next, Ruby WEAPON singing opera and reading off quotes from random SOAPS?!?
*No sooner said, a monstrous rumbling that can be made only by something big, red and ugly (and I don't mean that huge zit on Scarlet's forehead), is heard outside. The rumbling than turns into a b, than a b flat ad than a high c that would make Pavarati proud. The singing then transforms into the most sickening version of the "Young and the Restless" ever heard by mortal ears then rumbling again. Silence reigned and, for once, Reno had the sense to bring an umbrella*
Tifa: Um….*sweatdrop* Alright then…… Now to get INTO my class!
Swift: *attempting to shove Fluffy free from the doorway he has so conveniently blocked* Don't worry, Tifa! I'll *grunt!* Get Fluffy *gasp* out of here in no time!! *wheeze* HEY!!!! *to G.S* You could help, you know!
G.S: *shrugs* Your dog for two chappies, remember? Not mine.
Swift: *eyes narrow* Darn you-
*Suddenly, another loud rumbling is heard and the part of the wall near the door collapses and in walks Tifa, looking quite proud of her most recent achievement obtained through her limit "Final Heaven". Fluffy frees himself easily and goes bounding off down the halls in search of Hojo meat*
G.S: HEY!!!! *does angry dance* WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE AND DOORS TODAY?!?! IS IT INTERNATIONAL "I-HATE-DOORS-DAY" TODAY AND NOBODY TOLD ME?!?! WHY I AM I ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW?!?!!! WHHHHHHHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaves classroom through door to spite the officials who thought this day up and runs down the hall after Fluffy with all the gracefulness of Mordorese dust bunny on a sugar high* DEATH TO SOAP OPERAS!!!!!
*sILENCE (STUPID CAPS LOCKS!!!!!!!)*
Swift: *to all* Ummm……. Sorry for the inconvenience! BYE! *runs after the deranged slobbering mutt and Fluffy*
Tifa: *immensely large sweatdrop* Anyhow……*perks up as only Tifa can* Hello, class!!!! My name is Miss Lockheart and I will be your Biology teacher today and everyday until the end of the year! *peppy* Any questions?
Elena: *waving hand around wildly* Ooo!! Oooooo!!!! Ms. Lockheart?! Will we be learning about how Sephiroth's bangs defy gravity or why Palmer's sworn enemies are knowledge, Mordorese dust bunnies and gravity???? Or- *looks crafty* -why they never tell you what's in cafeteria food??????
Tifa: *sweatdrop remains* Elena, that's not BIOLOGY! That's FLOXIMOXI-HILLPILEPHICATION!!!!!!!
Elena: *understands* OH! I get it now! Thank you!!
Tifa: ANY other questions?
Reno: *waving hand around wildly* OOOOO!!!!! OOOOOO!!!! PICK ME!! PICK ME!!!
Tifa: Yes, Reno? *smiling kindly* What is your question?
Reno: *puts hand down and grins* Are those real-
*at that very moment on the other side of Gaia, the people of Wutai looked up from their work as the cry of "DETENTION!!" echoed off the sides of Da-Chao which knocked a random chocobo out of the sky due to the sheer force of the sound waves. Back in Midgar, however….*
Rude: *to Reno, deadpan* Palmer's not the only one allergic to knowledge, is he?
Reno: *peeling self off the black board* Shut up, or I'll make wish on your head….OUCH!!!
Scarlet + Elena: *highly amused* DO IT AGAIN!!!! DO IT AGAIN!!!!
Tifa: QUIET!!!!! *gigantic sweatdrop/nervepop combination* -No-more-questions!! *calms down and takes a large textbook from one of the many shelves near the "door"* Now, Ahem!!! Today we will be learning about the male-* Opens book to bookmarked page, glances down, starts to read but catches self and does a double take before shutting the book with a horrified expression equivalent to that of Zidane in a universe in which females don't exist*
*somewhere in FF9….*
Zidane: *falls to knees*……….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back in FF7, however….*
Tifa: *Nervously* Today-we-will-be-learning-bunnies!!! YES, BUNNIES!!!!
Elena: Since it's so OBVIOUS that we weren't really supposed to be learning about bunnies-* perks up* -CAN WE LEARN ABOUT LLAMAS INSTEAD?! PLEASE???
Tifa: you know….*thinks and nods* what the heck! I'll take you all to the zoo-
All: *except for Rufus* YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANIMALS!!!!!!
Elena: *excited* LLAMAS!!!!!
Rufus: *grumbling* filthy through rugs……
Tifa: *points in a random direction that is supposed to be towards Midgar's infamous zoo of HORRORS!!* TO THE ZOO!!!!!!!!
Reno: *subdued*…she didn't answer my question…*droop*
WHAT SHALL BECOME OF OUR MISFIT-POOR-EXCUSES-FOR-HEROES-BUT-THEY'LL-HAVE-TO-DO-CUZ-I'M-ON-A-TIGHT-BUDGET? WHAT IS HOJO'S NEW JOB?? WHERE IS PALMER AND WHAT IS HE DOING AND DOES IT INVOLVE THE INFAMOUS PURPLE-COWS-WEARIG-FUZZY-BUNY-SLIPPERS-WHILE-PLAYING-HOPSCOTCH??? WHAT BECAME OF THE FABLED TYLENOL???? WHERE IS SEPHIROTH AND WHY DIDN'T HE ANNOY US IN THIS CHAPTER???? AND, EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHERE IN JENOVA'S NAME IS MY POPCORN????????? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT AMAZINGLY LONG-WIDED CHAPTER OF MIDGAR HIGH!!!!!!
Author's note!: Hi again!! And, once again, I thank you for your reviews!!!!!! Next chapter, as you know, will be Tifa's trip to the zoo followed directly after by Vincent's DRAMA CLASS!!!!!!! Oh, yes….. be afraid….BE VERY, VERY AFRAID!!!!!!! *laughs evilly but is interrupted by Rufus*
Rufus: Hey, how come you didn't give me very many lines in this chapter? I want to know!
G.S: Cuz I don't like you and life isn't fair, scum ball
Rufus: *eyes narrow* Your uppance will come!!!! *stomps off*
G.S: NO, IT WON'T!!!!! *returns to readers* so, please review!! I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK SO FAR AND *grins evilly* should Cloud be caught by Tifa or not? You be the jury…..*Evil grin grows* and the executioner!! Oh and I loved that idea about the Tylenol chase! So you wrote it, so it shall be done!!!! Why am I so twisted??