THIS IS PART 3!! WA HOO!

As always, remember: I don't own anything or anyone, they belong to their respective owners and such. I only own Theresa Rothoerd, the name and the character. As always, remember you can R/R and flame if you must! ENJOY!!!

Scene changes again, now it is a boat (ok, ok, ship)

Sirius is now sitting in a chair, still screaming, everyone else is on the deck, Theresa still has the fries.

Remus: Nice one, Theresa.

Theresa: Thanks.

Everyone save Sirius: SHUT-UP!!!!!!

Sirius goes quiet, realizing that he's no longer in the car.

Sirius: I got to get one of those.

Theresa: (gets up) Sirius, maybe you should get a bike, and try to go a bit faster. (kisses him on the forehead) Why do you think I still have the fries?

Author: Keep them, they'll come in handy, believe me, I'm the author.

Peter: Where are we now?

Author: Umm, why don't you find out?

Everyone is a bit frightened.

Peter looks around, as does everyone else, then he spots someone coming down the deck. There is a couple, one is dressed in a beautiful dress (obviously the girl, don't laugh, I had to add that!) and the other is dressed in a dress shirt and pants with suspenders.

Peter: What is the name of this ship?

Guy: Ummm, you've been on here for a while, right?

Peter: Just tell me. (seems a little upset)

Guy: The Titanic.

Peter turns back to the group, Remus states what everyone is thinking.

Remus: Damn.

Author: Ok, I know that this one is overdone, but I read a really good parody done with this, but it was about Star Wars, so . . .

James: What's Star Wars?

Author: You'll find out. Anyway, I'm going to try to do the same thing, kinda.

James: So, what's our mission?

Author: This one is fun, you have to find the secret item and when you find it, you'll change to the next area, but you'd better hurry.

Sirius: Dare I ask why . . .

Author: Because this ship is going to sink soon, duh!

Sirius looks like he's going to pout, Theresa pulls him into a hug.

Remus: What does it look like?

Author: It'll look like a book, only it will glow, that's how you can tell it's magical.

Remus rolls his eyes.

Severus: So a needle in a haystack?

Author: Yeah.

Severus: Great (unenthusiastic)

Author: You'd better hurry.

Theresa: So, do you want to split up, or stay together?

Sirius: Let's do both, let's break up into pairs, I call Theresa!

Severus sighs.

James grabs Remus and pulls him toward him.

Severus: Damn it!

Peter: Hooray! I'm with Severus! (A little too excited)

Severus tries to get away.

James: Ok, we'll take the bow.

Sirius: We'll take the stern, (whispers: or the rear) (Theresa giggles)

Peter: We'll take the middle!

Sirius: (pulling away from Theresa's ear) That is obvious, Pete.

Peter blushes.

They all break into their groups and take their specific areas. We look to James first: him and Remus are looking through cabins desperately, but find nothing. Next, we look to Severus, Peter is continuously annoying Severus, as Severus is trying to look for the book. Severus looks like he is going to have an attack. Next we go to Sirius and Theresa, Theresa is looking through some old desk drawers as Sirius is clinging to her and is whispering in her ear as Theresa is giggling and trying to get away from him.

Suddenly, the whole ship shutters and everyone is tossed to one side, the Titanic has been hit. Theresa is thrown against a door and the door flings open. Sirius runs over and tries to pick her up, but then his eyes are caught by a car. He gives Theresa a mystrivious smile, complete with suggestive eyebrow movements. Theresa smiles back.

Now, we move to Severus and Peter, since the huge shutter, Peter has gone into a panic. Severus runs out of the room, he isn't sure where he is going, but he just wants to get away from Peter.

Now, let's see what James and Remus are up to, the tremble of the ship has sent James to the floor, since Remus was holding onto a part of the wall, he fell a few seconds after him. Remus falls right on top of James, just as (don't you love these stories, everything happens at the same time) Severus runs in. He is frozen. (James and Remus are in a suggestive position)

Severus: Oh My God!!!!

James: No, no, no, no, I would never . . . I mean, not that you're ugly, or anything

Remus: (shocked, just shocked) Severus, no, don't even think that, no.

Severus looks through his pockets and pulls out his swiss army knife, he is about to gouge out his eyes, but he is stopped by Peter running into him from behind.

Severus: Dammit Peter! I hate you!

James: Where is Sirius, is he have any luck (A/N oh yeah, he's getting some 'luck', oh you just wait, lol)

Splits to the car, James, Remus, Peter and Severus run toward the car, Theresa's hand is against the window, Severus looks like his blood is about to boil, James is trying to stifle his laughter. Severus grabs the handle to the door and flings it open, he screams slightly and backs away.

A voice is heard, definitely Sirius's "You like that?"

Theresa responds slightly airily: "Of course, you can do it harder though."

Sirius responds, as though out of breath, "I can't hold out much longer."

Theresa is still airy, "I didn't think you could last this long."

James and Remus push Pete away so that they can see. Theresa is sitting on the seat, with Sirius right behind her, she does indeed have her hand against the window, and Sirius is giving her a back massage, they seem slightly disappointed. (A/N: What? What did you think they were doing? You didn't think . . . awww, no! You thought they were, awww, you sick people!)

Severus keeps backing up and he trips over some luggage, the luggage busts open and a glowing book flies out. Severus whimpers slightly and grabs it.

What's going to happen next? Stay tuned, or you can just hit the next button below, PEACE OUT!