MY PARODY PART 4!!!! Oh yeah, Baby!!

This is the 4th part of my first Parody. I would just like to say again that I don't own anything or anyone except Theresa Rothoerd and (introduced in this chapter) Renee Rothoerd. Everything else is owned by other people and other companies. Thanx and enjoy, oh yeah, this is adventure is in 2 chapters, ENJOY!!! hee hee hee. R/R about the ending, tell me what you think is in the box!!!

The scene changes immediately. We go back to the forest/swampy place.

James: Who was that?

Severus: (triumphantly) Me, I grabbed this! (He holds up the book)

Theresa: I can't believe you, you ruin all my fun.

Sirius (proud of himself) Your fun?

Theresa: (giggly again) Yeah . . . (he leans in a whispers to her again, she keeps giggling)

Remus: (rolls his eyes) Where are we now?

Author: Ok, this is another movie. This is another great movie.

Peter: And that would be . . .

Author: Theresa, tell them.

Theresa pulls away from Sirius.

Theresa: Jurassic Park, this is a great Steven Spielberg movie, it has adventure and plot and everything. (gives another thumbs up to the camera)

Sirius: What's the challenge?

Author: You have to save someone (A/N oh my god, this is so JP3) infact you have to save someone who is very important.

James: Who?

Author: Theresa's cousin: Renee

Theresa: (shocked) Oh My God! Are you serious?

Peter: No, (points at Sirius) he's Sirius.

Sirius is getting visibly steamed.

Theresa: We have to save her.

James: Why?

Author: Because she has information about this challenge, she can tell you things about this challenge that you have to know. You have to find her before she is . . . well. . .

Remus: (fearing to ask) Why is this called Jurassic Park?

A roar in the background is heard, and all run away from it. They all run until Severus falls, Sirius runs right into him, he is meaning to kick him while he is on the ground, but Severus grabs his foot and Sirius tumbles down too. Everyone jumps down where they are.

Remus: What are we going to do now?

James: Well, maybe if we ask politely where she is being held . . .

Sirius: (stands up) Hey, Author-Lady, where is she being held?

Just then, the T-Rex finds them, Sirius doesn't have enough time to get down, he just stares as the jaws open wide and it lowers to bite him in half. From nowhere, a huge hand appears and knocks the dino back. Sirius just stares as Theresa jumps on his back and throws him to the ground.

Sirius: What was that?

Me: I told you (takes hand back to continue to type) I can't kill you, you're too cute! (blushes even redder)

Sirius: Well? Where is she?

The T-Rex is stunned and is looking around for its prey, the Boyz, Severus Peter and Theresa are all frozen out of fear and it can't see them.

Me: She is being held at the building-thingy-that-the-people-always-go-to (for lack of a better name)

Severus: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, I know exactly where that is.

Theresa: (hits him across the head) Stop that, it's right over there. (The points to a building that is covered in trees and is, conveniently only several hundred feet away)

They all jump up and make a break for it. James is in the lead followed by Peter then Remus then Severus then Theresa and bringing up the rear is Sirius. (A/N: He would have been in the lead except that he knows that I won't kill him off, so he is making fun of the dino as he is running away from it.)

James throws the door open and holds it for all of them, Theresa helps him close it, as the T-Rex tries, but fails to get into their makeshift fortress.

Theresa: (shouts) Renee?

A small girl crawls out from under the counter, she is dressed in a dirty cloak that looked like it was formally blue but has been changed into a mix between brown and green.

Renee: Theresa!

They run and embrace. The boys just sit there and wait to disappear and reappear somewhere else, but nothing happens.

Severus: Hey, Author-Lady, you said that this was the challenge!

Me: Well, I didn't say that it was the whole challenge, did I? Plus, you have to get something to help you solve the final puzzle, don't you?

Remus: Well, what's the last part?

Me: Well, you have to leave the safety of your little hideout and go and get a T-Rex tooth.

They all freeze, even Theresa drops her cousin.

Peter: You're kidding, right?

A strategic pound is just heard at the door (perfect timing, as usual)

Theresa: Well, let's do it. (James grabs her arm)

James: We can't do this, Theresa.

Theresa: I don't mean that way (she points to the door they entered through) I mean this way. (She points to the strategic backdoor.

They all slowly and quietly exit through the backdoor and run off into the woods to formulate a plan.

(Several minutes later . . .)

Severus: So, we're going to die?

Sirius: (stands up, completely hurt) No, we aren't going to die, you're just going to sacrifice yourself for us.

Severus: (shooting daggers at Sirius) Not if it was the last thing I ever did.

James: We need a realistic plan.

Another roar is heard, and a crushing of trees is heard also. The T-Rex is attacking. They all run deeper into the woods and are separated (A/N: You know something is going to happen when they all get separated)

James and Sirius are paired together, Theresa and Remus are together and Severus is, once again, paired with Peter.

Severus: (as he is running with Peter whining) Lord, just take me now, I have no reasons left to live)

Peter: (his whining, he keeps repeating this:) We're going to die, we're going to die, we're going to die . . .

Severus: I'm going to kill you myself if you don't shut-up.

Me: Remember: You can't kill one another!

Severus: Dammit!

James is separated from Sirius for a split second and the T-Rex cuts him off from Sirius.

James: (taking off in a different direction) AHHHHH!

Sirius: (realizing that his best-friend is missing) James? James?

As Sirius is stopped and turned around, Theresa, Remus and Severus run into him, from two different directions.

Sirius: (On the ground and in pain) Get off of me!

Theresa: I'm trying (stops) Who is touching my leg?

Severus: Sorry.

Theresa: And where is Renee? (She stands up and all the guys get entangled in one another)

Everyone else gets up and looks around, just as Peter runs into them all again; he's still screaming, "We're going to die"

Sirius: James went that way, (points in the direction James went) Let's go!

They all take off and find James, pinned against a tree the T-Rex barring down at him. Sirius grabs his machine gun, aims and pulls the trigger.

Sirius: (squinting, then looks down) Wait, why isn't this working? (He picks it up and starts hitting it against a tree)

Me: (puts head in hands and stops typing for a minute . . . ok, we're back) Dear, take off the safety.

Sirius: Well, how do I do that?

Me: Hey, I just write Fan Fictions, I don't know about guns!

Severus is standing in the field, trying to formulate a plan, Peter is cowered behind him and Remus is standing as well, a few feet away, just staring at the events. Theresa observes the events, the action freezes and Theresa looks to the camera.

Theresa: In this situation, we have several options. 1) we could run away screaming from the hungry T-Rex 2) We could help Sirius take off the safety and help him save James 3) We could run off and save my cousin or 4) I could save the day myself. (thinks) I feel 4 coming on.

The action continues Sirius is still hitting the gun, when one stray bullet is fired, hitting Peter in the bum.

Peter: Oww! Son of a ---

Sirius: Sorry Peter!!

Theresa shakes her head and reaches into her box. She removes her hand and comes out with the most powerful weapon known to Muggle or Wizard. It is-------------

(A/N: You'll just have to read the next chapter, hee hee hee!!!!)