Chapter 5 of my parody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer - As usual, I don't own anyone or anything. Except that I do own Theresa Rothoerd, Renee Rothoerd, and Shaney Manfelder. I am not getting any money, I wish I was! ENJOY!!! R/R and Flame if you must, but enjoy this chapter!!!

Sirius: (stops) A toothbrush?

Remus: (turns) A dagger?

Severus: (turns) A computer?

As each one is said, Theresa looks toward the person and shakes her head; the item fits into the palm of her hand.

James: (looks toward Theresa) A bazooka? (A/N: Who was wasn't thinking that?"

Theresa: (responses) No, better and strong and more dangerous.

Peter: (looks toward Theresa, removing his hand from his bum) A goat?

Everyone gives Peter a confused look, even James loses his fear look, and the T-Rex loses his fiercesome look.

Everyone save Peter: What?

Theresa: (shaking her head) No, it's (lifts it toward the sky)

Everyone: The Stone of Gryffindor*

*If you want to read more about the Stone of Gryffindor - read other of my Fan Fiction's entitled The Love To End All Loves

(Oh yeah, until you can read my other FF, you need to know that the Stone of Gryffindor contains all of the power of Gryffindor and can give the person whatever they want :)

Theresa changes immediately. She holds the sword of Gryffindor* in her left hand and the shield of Gryffindor* in her right.

* More items from my other FF, oh yeah! And she's a lefty, who knew?

Theresa attacks the T-Rex, but since the T-Rex knows that she is the Heir of Gryffindor, as does everyone else who has read my other Fan Fiction (glares at everyone who hasn't read my other Fan Fiction) it surrenders and spits out one of its teeth, then runs into the forest.

Of course, since this is a parody, the tooth is spit far away and it is lost. Everyone looks for it.

Sirius finally throws down is machine gun, the safety shakes loose and it goes off, shooting bullets everywhere, everyone ducks but a scream is still heard.

Theresa rises, after the bullets have stopped and runs toward the scream. Everyone else runs over and looks for the tooth, no one is successful.

Theresa returns clutching another person.

Theresa: This is Shaney Manfelder.

Shaney smiles and waves, she is holding her right arm.

Sirius: Where did you come from?

Shaney: Well, I was just talking to my friend Theresa ---

Me: Don't say my last name!

Shaney: Anyway, and she said that she was going to put me in, and here I am.

James: Welcome to her insane mind.

Shaney: Thank you.

Me: Anyway . . . Sirius, look down.

Sirius looks down and picks up the tooth, everyone disappears and reappears in a circular room.

Severus: Now where are we?

Me: STAR WARS!!!!!!!!! (starts humming the theme song)