MY PARODY PART 6!!!! Burnin' it up now!!!!!

This is the 4th part of my first Parody. I would just like to say again that I don't own anything or anyone except Theresa Rothoerd, Renee Rothoerd and Shaney. Everything else is owned by other people and other companies. Please R and R, tell me about something you'd like me to parody!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone looks around, Renee runs over to Theresa.

Theresa: Oh yeah! These are my friends: Remus, Sirius, James, Peter, Severus and Shaney.

Renee: Maybe it would help if you pointed to them as you named them.

Theresa: Oh (blushes slightly) That's Remus (points to him), Sirius (points to him), James (points to him), Peter (points to him), Severus (points to him), and Shaney (points to her).

Renee blushes at Severus. He smiles at her, then walks to her.

Severus: Hey, how you doing?

Sirius: (Realizing that Severus is hitting on someone) So, what's the challenge?

Me: Well, the challenge is to find another object. It's a pair of gloves.

Severus: Are you just out of ideas?

Me: NO!! You need it to do something else.

Everyone shakes their head.

Severus: So, shall we? (He offers his arm to Renee)

Sirius, not be out done, grabs and holds Theresa's hand.

Theresa: Sirius, you're just jealous.

Sirius leans in and starts whispering to her again, she starts laughing.

James shakes his head and rolls his eyes.

James: Wait, what's that?

He points to a shadowy figure. The figure moves, and becomes two people, with light swords.

Severus shoves Renee behind him and Peter drives behind the line that if formed by James, Theresa, Sirius, Remus and Severus (A/N: In that order too)

The two figures leap into the light. They are Anakin and Obi-Wan from Star Wars II (A/N: Yes, Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan. To everyone who doesn't know me personally - my vision of Remus Lupin is Ewan, yes, he's going to fight himself :) Theresa helps Remus, making a few extra swords and throwing one to Remus, one to Sirius, one to James and one to Severus.

Remus: Let's go!

Theresa and Remus fight Obi-Wan and give him a good fight. James and Severus are having a harder time though and Sirius is off in the corner laughing at Peter.

All of a sudden, out of nowhere Yoda turns up, and tries to part the fights.

Yoda: Peace, you must have.

Sirius: What the *(explesive)* are you on about?

Yoda: Hurt you, I must. (he levitates himself and hits Sirius . . . umm . . . there - yes there)

Theresa: (looking at Sirius's body lying on the ground, in pain) You little ----

Yoda: (pulls out his light saber (A/N: all right you sick people, laugh it up) and waits for Theresa) Bring it, you must.

Sirius: (whimpering on the ground) Oh, it's going to be brought.

Theresa: Shut-up, Sirius. (btw, Severus is laughing it up, no one else has noticed Sirius on the ground)

Fight ensues, it lasts for a while, in fact so long that everyone forgets what they were fighting about until.

Remus: So, are you guys guarding anything?

Obi-Wan: No, we were just here and you guys showed up.

James: Well, what is there here?

Author: Well, you see the wall behind you?

Severus: Yeah (he only stopped giggling about 2 seconds ago, he is still pointing at Sirius on the ground)

Author: Well, you have to go through that and there is the object.

Remus runs up to the wall, and puts both hands on it.

Remus: I don't think that this is going to move . . .

Sirius: (with this one hand on his . . . area) What about that? (he points to a button on the opposite wall)

James: (looks up) You're kidding, right?

Author looks around and keeps typing.

Peter runs over and pushes the button. The wall moves aside and there is a huge light (blinding).

James walks in and grabs looks at the gloves.

James: I can't believe this . . . (he grabs them and the boyz, Peter, Severus, Renee, Theresa, and Shaney are all transported to another place)

Sirius: (tentatively standing) Where are we? (Theresa rushes over and tries to hold Sirius up . . . not in that way, you sickos)