Yes, she cranked out another one.
Diaries of a Saxophone
Day 1
New drum major. Tedious. Trumpet went on another sugar high, ended up completely crushing Clarinet's instrument. Ha! Hell Hath No Fury Than that of a Pissed Off Woodwind. Not cool.
Later
Clarinet swiped my shades! Majorly not cool! *Tear* Probably using them to hide from Piccolo. Heard that Clarinet backhanded one of her freshmen or something.
Day 2
No rehearsal today for me, Dentist appointment! It's not cool having icky teeth you know. Heard there was yet another Clarinet-Trumpet scuffle in my absence.
Day 3
Trumpet chased me down for another heart to heart conversation. Listened impatiently as Trumpet was keeping me from my Hot Topic! (A Goth store) Hurriedly attempted to mutter something about phases and growing up, but was interrupted by.something. Now know why no one but percussion has ever been allowed in percussion closet.
Day 4
Nothing funnier than a huffy woodwind, especially a clarinet. That's all I'm saying.
Day 5
Trumpet's done it again! ANOTHER sugar high! Have banded young sax freshmen together with piccolo and trumpet freshmen to secure and lock Trumpet away in Tuba locker. She's more of a danger to herself with all THAT running through her blood stream. Clarinet's freshmen were too busy cowering to help. Poor, poor clarinets.
Later
Felt sorry for one freshman/slave clarinet. Gave him my leftover breadcrumbs. Freshman seemed v. grateful.
Day 6
Started a petition to free freshman clarinet slaves, go me!
Day 7
Clarinet found out about petition, took anger out on drum major. Overall results quite amusing.
Day 8
Kill the clarinet! Kill the clarinet! Forget the coolness of a sax, there's an angry mob moshing in front of a trumpet locker! Someone's poking a stick through the hole in the door and small squeaking sounds can be heard. Mwhahaha! Mosh! Mosh! Oh, look! They're doing a tribal death dance! Wee!
Hehe, and make sure to review, or I'll do YOUR tribal death dance! ;-) lol
Diaries of a Saxophone
Day 1
New drum major. Tedious. Trumpet went on another sugar high, ended up completely crushing Clarinet's instrument. Ha! Hell Hath No Fury Than that of a Pissed Off Woodwind. Not cool.
Later
Clarinet swiped my shades! Majorly not cool! *Tear* Probably using them to hide from Piccolo. Heard that Clarinet backhanded one of her freshmen or something.
Day 2
No rehearsal today for me, Dentist appointment! It's not cool having icky teeth you know. Heard there was yet another Clarinet-Trumpet scuffle in my absence.
Day 3
Trumpet chased me down for another heart to heart conversation. Listened impatiently as Trumpet was keeping me from my Hot Topic! (A Goth store) Hurriedly attempted to mutter something about phases and growing up, but was interrupted by.something. Now know why no one but percussion has ever been allowed in percussion closet.
Day 4
Nothing funnier than a huffy woodwind, especially a clarinet. That's all I'm saying.
Day 5
Trumpet's done it again! ANOTHER sugar high! Have banded young sax freshmen together with piccolo and trumpet freshmen to secure and lock Trumpet away in Tuba locker. She's more of a danger to herself with all THAT running through her blood stream. Clarinet's freshmen were too busy cowering to help. Poor, poor clarinets.
Later
Felt sorry for one freshman/slave clarinet. Gave him my leftover breadcrumbs. Freshman seemed v. grateful.
Day 6
Started a petition to free freshman clarinet slaves, go me!
Day 7
Clarinet found out about petition, took anger out on drum major. Overall results quite amusing.
Day 8
Kill the clarinet! Kill the clarinet! Forget the coolness of a sax, there's an angry mob moshing in front of a trumpet locker! Someone's poking a stick through the hole in the door and small squeaking sounds can be heard. Mwhahaha! Mosh! Mosh! Oh, look! They're doing a tribal death dance! Wee!
Hehe, and make sure to review, or I'll do YOUR tribal death dance! ;-) lol
