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Diaries of a Piccolo
Day 1
Day very slow; new drum major, trumpet on a sugar high, Clarinet plotting World Domination. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Later
Am on a man hunt for Clarinet. Sassy woodwind had the odasity to backhand one of MY freshman piccolos! She's just around the corner in tacky sunglasses, pretending she's invisible. I'll teach YOU for touching one MY freshman!
Day 2
Band rehearsal. Or band camp. Or hell. Pick your definition. Saxophone faked an orthopedic emergency to get out of warm ups, left with the trainer smirking at us all.
Later
I'M GONNA KILL THAT $&#@&*@# OF A CLARINET!
Day 3
Have been hearing rumors. A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind.. and how couldn't it with the sounds of snogging accompanying my Bach piece.
BAD drummer. BAD.
Day 4
Got to be prison guard for Clarinet, much fun. Trumpet supposedly squealed on her, though was smart and sent freshman trumpet to squeal instead. Was most shocked when Clarinet confronted by Director. Clarinet opened her mouth and a gust of fire and heat flew out, scorching the unfortunate freshman who happened to be standing at the Director's side. *Sniff* Is that barbeque?
Later
Yep, it's barbeque.
Day 5
Trumpet went on another sugar high. There's a shocker. Spent my morning rubbing ointment on crispy freshman, as Trumpet officially 'indisposed'.
Day 6
Saxophone started petition to free little midget clarinet slave freshman. Ha ha! HA! Now Clarinet won't have anyone there to massage her feet after those long rehearsals..
Later
Signed my name, never felt better!
Day 7
Wow. WOW. Had no idea drum major could bend..certain things that way...SOo evil..Yet so..WOW.
Day 8
*Sniff* Looks like Clarinet got herself into another tizzy of a mess. Can't believe how uncivilized everyone's acting! Look at that; a big bonfire in front of a random locker, war cries,.. AH! What's happening? Feeling...Ooh, VIOLENT. Oh screw etiquette! Who wants some barbeque woodwind??
(A/n: I know I do!! ;-) Next diary will be 'Diaries of a Drummer'! Now, my bunny's growling at you, you must not have reviewed yet. :) )
Diaries of a Piccolo
Day 1
Day very slow; new drum major, trumpet on a sugar high, Clarinet plotting World Domination. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Later
Am on a man hunt for Clarinet. Sassy woodwind had the odasity to backhand one of MY freshman piccolos! She's just around the corner in tacky sunglasses, pretending she's invisible. I'll teach YOU for touching one MY freshman!
Day 2
Band rehearsal. Or band camp. Or hell. Pick your definition. Saxophone faked an orthopedic emergency to get out of warm ups, left with the trainer smirking at us all.
Later
I'M GONNA KILL THAT $&#@&*@# OF A CLARINET!
Day 3
Have been hearing rumors. A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind.. and how couldn't it with the sounds of snogging accompanying my Bach piece.
BAD drummer. BAD.
Day 4
Got to be prison guard for Clarinet, much fun. Trumpet supposedly squealed on her, though was smart and sent freshman trumpet to squeal instead. Was most shocked when Clarinet confronted by Director. Clarinet opened her mouth and a gust of fire and heat flew out, scorching the unfortunate freshman who happened to be standing at the Director's side. *Sniff* Is that barbeque?
Later
Yep, it's barbeque.
Day 5
Trumpet went on another sugar high. There's a shocker. Spent my morning rubbing ointment on crispy freshman, as Trumpet officially 'indisposed'.
Day 6
Saxophone started petition to free little midget clarinet slave freshman. Ha ha! HA! Now Clarinet won't have anyone there to massage her feet after those long rehearsals..
Later
Signed my name, never felt better!
Day 7
Wow. WOW. Had no idea drum major could bend..certain things that way...SOo evil..Yet so..WOW.
Day 8
*Sniff* Looks like Clarinet got herself into another tizzy of a mess. Can't believe how uncivilized everyone's acting! Look at that; a big bonfire in front of a random locker, war cries,.. AH! What's happening? Feeling...Ooh, VIOLENT. Oh screw etiquette! Who wants some barbeque woodwind??
(A/n: I know I do!! ;-) Next diary will be 'Diaries of a Drummer'! Now, my bunny's growling at you, you must not have reviewed yet. :) )