Ignoring the threats of bodily harm, I decided to take my time with this
one. But here it is, none the less.
Diaries of a Drummer
By: Silinde
Day 1
Met v. friendly majorette captain. Told me she needed one of the extra guard hats from the percussion closet. Told her no, that extra guard hats in band room, everyone knows that.
Later
Dude, do not piss off a girl with a pointy metal stick.
Day 2
Was attacked by mob of girls with flagpoles. They crowd me like..uh... Something really crowded. Dude, not nice. Dude! Does that rifle have something in her eye? She like, keeps blinking her eyelashes at me..
Day 3
Won't you take me to..FUNKYTOWN! Won't you take me to, FUNKYTOWN!
Later
Am shocked. Was like, so easily seduced it even scared the majorette captain. Also found out why the senior drummers carry their drum sticks around in their back pockets constantly..
Day 4
Another day, another guard member.
Later
Have started charging admission.
Day 5
I think Clarinet's in trouble. I mean like, the smoke wafting out from the band room can't be like, good.
Day 6
Walked into rehearsal today to see funny drum major tied to big flagpole in only strange boxers. Am losing all my guard members. Am not that sad, my energizer batteries have about worn out.
Wait a minute, when did we get a new drum major?!?!
Day 7
Homecoming Parade. V. boring. Decided to spice things up. As band was marching up v. big hill, shouted "FLAT RABBIT!" as loud as my little like, percussion lungs could like, shout. Everyone stumbled and sniggered, throwing even the section leaders out of step. Perhaps I could of have like, waited until we were PAST the judge's stand. Nah.
Day 8
Some kind of weird party going on in the band room. Not sure what, though smirking senior told it was a wedding for band director. Didn't think there was supposed to be chanting and blood dances at weddings, but some of these band traditions are just strange. Ah well. Leaves me to my closet..AND my drum sticks...
A/N: Well, that was certainly entertaining to write. Give me your impute, should it be drum major or band director next? Please review, or my bunny will rip you apart.
Cheers,
Silinde
Diaries of a Drummer
By: Silinde
Day 1
Met v. friendly majorette captain. Told me she needed one of the extra guard hats from the percussion closet. Told her no, that extra guard hats in band room, everyone knows that.
Later
Dude, do not piss off a girl with a pointy metal stick.
Day 2
Was attacked by mob of girls with flagpoles. They crowd me like..uh... Something really crowded. Dude, not nice. Dude! Does that rifle have something in her eye? She like, keeps blinking her eyelashes at me..
Day 3
Won't you take me to..FUNKYTOWN! Won't you take me to, FUNKYTOWN!
Later
Am shocked. Was like, so easily seduced it even scared the majorette captain. Also found out why the senior drummers carry their drum sticks around in their back pockets constantly..
Day 4
Another day, another guard member.
Later
Have started charging admission.
Day 5
I think Clarinet's in trouble. I mean like, the smoke wafting out from the band room can't be like, good.
Day 6
Walked into rehearsal today to see funny drum major tied to big flagpole in only strange boxers. Am losing all my guard members. Am not that sad, my energizer batteries have about worn out.
Wait a minute, when did we get a new drum major?!?!
Day 7
Homecoming Parade. V. boring. Decided to spice things up. As band was marching up v. big hill, shouted "FLAT RABBIT!" as loud as my little like, percussion lungs could like, shout. Everyone stumbled and sniggered, throwing even the section leaders out of step. Perhaps I could of have like, waited until we were PAST the judge's stand. Nah.
Day 8
Some kind of weird party going on in the band room. Not sure what, though smirking senior told it was a wedding for band director. Didn't think there was supposed to be chanting and blood dances at weddings, but some of these band traditions are just strange. Ah well. Leaves me to my closet..AND my drum sticks...
A/N: Well, that was certainly entertaining to write. Give me your impute, should it be drum major or band director next? Please review, or my bunny will rip you apart.
Cheers,
Silinde