disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Final Fantasy 9 or any of its characters and other
things to do with it.(no matter how mush i with i did)
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We join our heros on top of a mountain near Kuja's Palace. Kuja has captured them and tied them to poles.
Kuja: .........
(Dagger and Eiko wake up)
Kuja: grrrrrr.......
Dagger: WTF is goin on Kuja!!!!!! (while starin into space)
Kuja: ....... (put on purple lipstick and eyeshadow)
Eiko: (looks at Dagger) Why's he puuting on make-up?
Dagger: (smiles evily at Eiko) Cause he likes you.
Eiko: (jumps and fights against the bonds) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Freya and Vivi wake up)
Freya: (looks around and squeaks) squeak squeak........... SQUEAK!!!!!!!
Everyone awake: ............
Dagger: Why are we traveling with a giant rat?
Kuja: (looks at Freya) squeak squeak squeak?
Freya: SQUEAK!!!!!!!
Kuja: I see............ (unties Freya and releases her into the wild)
( Freya runs away laughing)
Dagger: Why'd u let her go?
Kuja: I stole her soul, so i don't need her anymore (laughs evily)
Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi: ............. lame
Kuja: Is not........
Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi: ............. lame
Kuja: IS NOT........
Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi: ............. lame
Kuja: IS NOT!!!!!!!
Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi: ............. w/e
(steiner and Quina wake up)
Quina:.........
everyone: (looks at quina) uh oh......
(Quina takes a deep breath)
(everyone struggles against the ropes and covers thier ears)
Kuja: Whats it doing?
(Quina holds its breath for suspense and eyes Kuja)
Kuja: Why is it looking at me that way? (scared look on his face)
Quina:........
Quina:.......
(everyone stares at Quina)
Quina:................. YUMMY YUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone screams as Quina pulls out the pole and runs after Freya trying to eat her)
Freya: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she runs like death is chasing her)
Kuja: HEY, she said she was an evil rat, not a talking one!!!!!!!
(everyone gives Kuja a weird look)
everyone:......... dumbass
(Zidane and Amarant wake up)
Kuja: Good, your finally awake
Zidane and Amarant: Who?
Kuja: You
Zidane and Amarant together: Me?
Kuja: Yes, you
together: which one?
Kuja: You.
everyone else:...........
:::::::::::::::::::::::::AN HOUR LATER::::::::::::::::
Zidane: Me?
Kuja: yes
Amarant: Me too?
Kuja: YES!!!!!!!!
everyone else: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
(Kuja, Zidane and Amarant glare at everyone else)
Kuja: Anyway...... as I was gonna tell you all, this (walks to a big gun looking thingy) is yours and your planets doom (pulls away sheet covering the big gun looking thingy)
everyone:.............
Zidane: Whats that big gun looking thingy do?
Kuja: WHO TOLD YOU ITS NAME?????!!!!!!!!
(everyone gives Kuja a wierd look)
Kuja: WAS IT THE AUTHOR???!!!!!!!! (he looks to the sky)
Cav (a.k.a. the author): (in a booming voice) And what if it was?!!!
Kuja: If it was you, I'd shoot you with my (holds up hand pointing to the sky) BIG GUN LOOKING THINGY!!!!!
Cav: O, YA?!!
(big hand comes out of sky and points the Big Gun Looking Thingy at Kuja)
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What will happen next? Will I fry Kuja? Make Dagger a frog? Or make the characters go on in a stupid way? Tune in next time to find out!!!!!!
plz reveiw (1st fic)
We join our heros on top of a mountain near Kuja's Palace. Kuja has captured them and tied them to poles.
Kuja: .........
(Dagger and Eiko wake up)
Kuja: grrrrrr.......
Dagger: WTF is goin on Kuja!!!!!! (while starin into space)
Kuja: ....... (put on purple lipstick and eyeshadow)
Eiko: (looks at Dagger) Why's he puuting on make-up?
Dagger: (smiles evily at Eiko) Cause he likes you.
Eiko: (jumps and fights against the bonds) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Freya and Vivi wake up)
Freya: (looks around and squeaks) squeak squeak........... SQUEAK!!!!!!!
Everyone awake: ............
Dagger: Why are we traveling with a giant rat?
Kuja: (looks at Freya) squeak squeak squeak?
Freya: SQUEAK!!!!!!!
Kuja: I see............ (unties Freya and releases her into the wild)
( Freya runs away laughing)
Dagger: Why'd u let her go?
Kuja: I stole her soul, so i don't need her anymore (laughs evily)
Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi: ............. lame
Kuja: Is not........
Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi: ............. lame
Kuja: IS NOT........
Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi: ............. lame
Kuja: IS NOT!!!!!!!
Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi: ............. w/e
(steiner and Quina wake up)
Quina:.........
everyone: (looks at quina) uh oh......
(Quina takes a deep breath)
(everyone struggles against the ropes and covers thier ears)
Kuja: Whats it doing?
(Quina holds its breath for suspense and eyes Kuja)
Kuja: Why is it looking at me that way? (scared look on his face)
Quina:........
Quina:.......
(everyone stares at Quina)
Quina:................. YUMMY YUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone screams as Quina pulls out the pole and runs after Freya trying to eat her)
Freya: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she runs like death is chasing her)
Kuja: HEY, she said she was an evil rat, not a talking one!!!!!!!
(everyone gives Kuja a weird look)
everyone:......... dumbass
(Zidane and Amarant wake up)
Kuja: Good, your finally awake
Zidane and Amarant: Who?
Kuja: You
Zidane and Amarant together: Me?
Kuja: Yes, you
together: which one?
Kuja: You.
everyone else:...........
:::::::::::::::::::::::::AN HOUR LATER::::::::::::::::
Zidane: Me?
Kuja: yes
Amarant: Me too?
Kuja: YES!!!!!!!!
everyone else: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
(Kuja, Zidane and Amarant glare at everyone else)
Kuja: Anyway...... as I was gonna tell you all, this (walks to a big gun looking thingy) is yours and your planets doom (pulls away sheet covering the big gun looking thingy)
everyone:.............
Zidane: Whats that big gun looking thingy do?
Kuja: WHO TOLD YOU ITS NAME?????!!!!!!!!
(everyone gives Kuja a wierd look)
Kuja: WAS IT THE AUTHOR???!!!!!!!! (he looks to the sky)
Cav (a.k.a. the author): (in a booming voice) And what if it was?!!!
Kuja: If it was you, I'd shoot you with my (holds up hand pointing to the sky) BIG GUN LOOKING THINGY!!!!!
Cav: O, YA?!!
(big hand comes out of sky and points the Big Gun Looking Thingy at Kuja)
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What will happen next? Will I fry Kuja? Make Dagger a frog? Or make the characters go on in a stupid way? Tune in next time to find out!!!!!!
plz reveiw (1st fic)