haven't updated for awhile. i hope u guys like this one as much as u liked the other one. now on with the fic.

Again, Cav no own Final Fantasy or related thingys

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Cav: (watching Kuja quiver in fear)....... I won't destroy you......... yet (a big head appears and smiles evily at Kuja) You have to do things for me first.

Kuja: (twitching) L-l-l-like wha-wha-what?

Cav: The first thing is..... put on mens cloths, that that thong thing is nasty.

Kuja: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cav taps on the big gun looking thingy)

Kuja: You can't make me!!!!!

(everyone looks at Kuja like he's nuts)

Dagger: You do know he's the auther, right?

Kuja: So?

Zidane: That means he can make you do anything.

Kuja: LIER!!!!!

Cav: I'll show you hehehehehehe (mens cloths replace Kuja's thong thingy) HAHAHAHAHA

Kuja: (kuja runs behind a rock) NO FAIR, I WASN'T READY

(Cav disappears)

Amarant: lame

Kuja: AM NOT

Amarant: are too

Kuja: AM NOT

Amarant: are too

Kuja: UR LAME

Amarant: yes

(everyone points and laughs at Amarant as he figures out what happened)

Amarant: ...........damn............I'm to cool for this

Zidane: Your just mad he called you lame.

Amarant: whatever (he bursts into flames)

(Quina eats the ropes binding everyone. everyone smiles at Kuja)

Kuja:eep (runs away and hides behind another rock)

Zidane: Lets vote. WHO WANTS TO KICK KUJA'S ASS!!!!!??? Raise your hand!!!!!

(everyone but Vivi, who suddenly isn't there, does)

Steiner: Where's Master Vivi?

EIko: He was just here a second ago. That baby must of ran away.

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(Vivi creeps over to the rock Kuja's behind)

Kuja: they can't see me, they can't see me...... (rocking back and forth)

Vivi:........ (jumps in front of Kuja) PEEKA-BOO

(Kuja screams bloody murder)

Vivi: wow..... i didn't think that was possible.....

(Kuja starts twitching nervously)

Vivi: Now...... for .......... REVENGE HAHAHAHAHA (he holds out his hand and makes a small fireball) I'm gonna get you. hehehehehehehe

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Yes, its short and O so sweeet lol. Review and I'll update, cause if u don't (shakes fist at u) jk. wonder whats next on the menu? thx for the reviews for the last chapter, keep em comin