Hello again! Decided to take a different approach on this one, and
actually combine two instruments. Also, the format's a little different.
If there are any instruments I've overlooked, let me know. ;-) Please keep
in mind this is a marching band, not concert.
Also, in the diary "Boner" and "Frenchie" will be talking to each other. Just think of it as dialog without the punctuation. :-D
Please make sure to review, makes much less work for me. Also, my bunny is kinda hungry..
Diaries of a Trombonist and French Horn(ist?)
By: Silinde
Day 1
Greetings! Frenchie and Boner here! Such strange things have been happening lately that we've decided we must record them. So here goes.
Day 2
Well look, another day, another dying woodwind. Shall we play a commentary Boner?
I think so Frenchie!
Well, it's a lovely day here in the band room, where it looks like it's gearing up for another rip snorter!
Ah yes Frenchie, today's competitors are Piccolo and Clarinet. What say you on the odds, Frenchie?
Well, Clarinet's had a history of World Domination schemes to fall back on, but I've never seen a Piccolo so riled up! Look at those flexing fingers! I don't know about you, but I'm learning a lesson! Never touch a Pic freshman!
I agree. And there they go! Piccolo and Clarinet have circled around another, and oh! Pic takes the first swing..and is it? Yes! It's dodged by Clarinet! And another swing from Pic that-oh! That one's gonna hurt in the morning!
Oh yes, that's going to leave a dent-Oh my! Look at Pic beat on Clarinet like that! Mercy, mercy!
Yow! All I can say is that if you have small children, leave, now! That is just brutal!
And Pic seals it with another blow..eesh! Uh, Boner, why is the band director looking at us like that?
Urm..what's that violent hand gesture he's making?
Uh oh. Maybe we should---ahhH!H!HOIRSHL$ER#----
Day 6
Ugh. Boner and I have just been released from captivity. Cruel, cruel cruel cruel. I will not write of the horrors we saw there. Just put it this way. Neither us nor Clarinet will be sitting down for a week.
Day 7
Have recovered enough to attend next band rehearsal, I-
Later
Wow. Drum majors shouldn't have.. those...
Day 8
Jeez! When will the violence end? Now they're in the band room cooking prime clarinet rib.. Boner and I are going to go into a corner and discuss insightful politics. Although..perhaps we'll get some barbecue first.
Later
Yummy!
(A/N: Let me know what comes next, you guys are always first! X-D)
Also, in the diary "Boner" and "Frenchie" will be talking to each other. Just think of it as dialog without the punctuation. :-D
Please make sure to review, makes much less work for me. Also, my bunny is kinda hungry..
Diaries of a Trombonist and French Horn(ist?)
By: Silinde
Day 1
Greetings! Frenchie and Boner here! Such strange things have been happening lately that we've decided we must record them. So here goes.
Day 2
Well look, another day, another dying woodwind. Shall we play a commentary Boner?
I think so Frenchie!
Well, it's a lovely day here in the band room, where it looks like it's gearing up for another rip snorter!
Ah yes Frenchie, today's competitors are Piccolo and Clarinet. What say you on the odds, Frenchie?
Well, Clarinet's had a history of World Domination schemes to fall back on, but I've never seen a Piccolo so riled up! Look at those flexing fingers! I don't know about you, but I'm learning a lesson! Never touch a Pic freshman!
I agree. And there they go! Piccolo and Clarinet have circled around another, and oh! Pic takes the first swing..and is it? Yes! It's dodged by Clarinet! And another swing from Pic that-oh! That one's gonna hurt in the morning!
Oh yes, that's going to leave a dent-Oh my! Look at Pic beat on Clarinet like that! Mercy, mercy!
Yow! All I can say is that if you have small children, leave, now! That is just brutal!
And Pic seals it with another blow..eesh! Uh, Boner, why is the band director looking at us like that?
Urm..what's that violent hand gesture he's making?
Uh oh. Maybe we should---ahhH!H!HOIRSHL$ER#----
Day 6
Ugh. Boner and I have just been released from captivity. Cruel, cruel cruel cruel. I will not write of the horrors we saw there. Just put it this way. Neither us nor Clarinet will be sitting down for a week.
Day 7
Have recovered enough to attend next band rehearsal, I-
Later
Wow. Drum majors shouldn't have.. those...
Day 8
Jeez! When will the violence end? Now they're in the band room cooking prime clarinet rib.. Boner and I are going to go into a corner and discuss insightful politics. Although..perhaps we'll get some barbecue first.
Later
Yummy!
(A/N: Let me know what comes next, you guys are always first! X-D)