Look-a-yikes
Disclaimer: *sigh* I don't own DBZ.
(A/N: The first chappie might not be funny.)
(A/A/N: This is an A/U so it doesn't fit in to GT properly.)
Chichi ran home straight away, she looked like she'd seen a ghost, she was sweating all over, and her heart was pumping twice its normal speed. She just had to tell the others what she'd seen...
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Everyone was here, Goku, Gohan, Videl, Pan, Goten, Bulma, Vegeta, Trunks, Bra, Krillin, 18 and Marron. Chichi gulped, she just didn't know how they would react, "Attention everyone," Chichi said, "I have a announcement to make, I've cracked."
"Of course you have," said Goku like he knew the answer to everything; "You always crack eggs at breakfast."
Bulma hit her head with her hand and rolled her eyes, "No she means she's gone mad. Why do you think that Chichi?" she said sounding very concerned.
Chichi suddenly felt a sharp pain in her back which told her to sit down, the was getting stronger, it was like something was trying to stop Chichi what she'd seen with out being too obvious. Chichi had back pains before but this pain was much different for some reason it meant 2 things either she was about to have a stroke or something was working against her. Then she collapsed into a chair, the pain wasn't as strong before perhaps it was old age?
"Grandma are you ok?" asked Pan running towards her.
"I'm fine it's just back pains," she said out of breath *what was I thinking? Something working against me, yeah right.*
"Now, why do you think you've cracked Mom?" asked Goten who'd just got off the phone with his girlfriend.
Chichi gulped, the truth was building up inside of her, getting higher and higher just begging to come out, her chest was tightening, and she said quickly just to get it off her chest, "I saw a Minnie version of me and Goku at 5 star junior school this morning."
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They all agreed to keep a look out for Minnie (A/N: I know it looks like I've put a capital on Minnie for no reason, but the damn spell check keeps changing it!!!) Goku and Chichis, one week later, Goku and Goten saw a Minnie version of Gohan and Chichi. They got talking to them and their names were Chichi and Gohan, The Minnie Chichi was 12 and the Minnie Gohan was 11. The little Gohan told them their address and asked if they knew any chiefs that would teach his mom to cook properly and the can the chief be a good-looking male? According to the little Chichi, he and the little Gohan are brothers. Then they were asked by the teacher that was looking after them to come inside because playtime had finished and it was time for work.
"So?" asked Goku pacing up down, "Are we or are we not going to contact them?" he asked for the millionth time.
"I dunno dad," said Gohan, "they might not be telling the truth."
"I say, we just go for it," said Pan, "now what did those guys say they wanted?"
"A good-looking male chief," retorted Goten.
"Hey I know, Trunks, you served pretty good food when we were looking for the black star dragonballs, so why don't you do it?" asked Pan.
"What? Me?" asked Trunks waving his hands like a crazed lunatic.
"Yes you, now go!"
"But...."
"GO!"
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Trunks sighed, it was pouring with rain guess what he was doing; go on guess, if you're thinking he's at work I that you're totally....wrong. If you're thinking that Pan's persuasive skills aka 'threatening to beat the person up if the didn't do as they were told' worked then you're totally right. If you thought anything else well then you're also wrong. He glanced at the piece of paper with the address on it *what if this is just a practical joke thought up by everyone else?* he thought. *Well, it's too late now. * But then he saw the house that the address matched, it was quite small, and very scruffy, the lawn looked like it hadn't been mowed in years. The block itself looked a bit rough, graffiti on the walls, teenagers skipping school and taking drugs....what? Taking drugs!!! Trunks opened the small green cracked gate to the house and knocked on the cream white door.
"Uh, hello," greeted a small, brown haired woman who was wearing a longish brown skirt and a white blouse.
"Hi, sorry to bother you, but I think a couple of my friends met your children ad they said something about you needing cooking lessons and I thought maybe I could be some kind of assistance?"
"Oh, so you're the person my son Gohan told me expect," said the woman, "please come in."
So Trunks went inside the house, as soon as he came in he immediately saw a wooden staircase with blue stained carpet on it. "Please, this way," said the woman turning right and heading towards a white tiled room with a white table and white chairs with grey fixed cushions on it. So this room was obviously the kitchen, "Please sit down," said the woman, so Trunks sat down on one of the chairs and it wobbled a bit, while the woman stayed standing up. "By the way, my name's Jenna, and yours is?"
"Trunks."
"Really?" asked Jenna suddenly becoming very interested. Then they both heard a bus stopping and a car stopping (which wheels made an ear piercing screech) both right outside Jenna's house. "Oh, those are my kids," she explained, "Would you mind staying here, I would really like you to meet them..."
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xMadgirlx: *appears in armour* ok flamers, do your worst.
Flamers: ok, *a huge ball of flame which has stuff written on it like your story's crap attacks xMadgirlx.*
xMadgirlx: *Drops spear and shield* aaahhh!!!!
~2 hours later~
xMadgirlx: *appears in fireproof suit* ok, this time I'm ready.
Flamers: *did the same as last time*
xMadgirlx: *looks the same before attacked and coughs.*
Flamers: Aren't you meant to do what did before?
xMadgirlx: Nope.
Flamers: Awwww, *Walks off.*
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS PEOPLE THAT, FLAMES ARE WELCOME BECAUSE I WON'T CARE.
Disclaimer: *sigh* I don't own DBZ.
(A/N: The first chappie might not be funny.)
(A/A/N: This is an A/U so it doesn't fit in to GT properly.)
Chichi ran home straight away, she looked like she'd seen a ghost, she was sweating all over, and her heart was pumping twice its normal speed. She just had to tell the others what she'd seen...
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Everyone was here, Goku, Gohan, Videl, Pan, Goten, Bulma, Vegeta, Trunks, Bra, Krillin, 18 and Marron. Chichi gulped, she just didn't know how they would react, "Attention everyone," Chichi said, "I have a announcement to make, I've cracked."
"Of course you have," said Goku like he knew the answer to everything; "You always crack eggs at breakfast."
Bulma hit her head with her hand and rolled her eyes, "No she means she's gone mad. Why do you think that Chichi?" she said sounding very concerned.
Chichi suddenly felt a sharp pain in her back which told her to sit down, the was getting stronger, it was like something was trying to stop Chichi what she'd seen with out being too obvious. Chichi had back pains before but this pain was much different for some reason it meant 2 things either she was about to have a stroke or something was working against her. Then she collapsed into a chair, the pain wasn't as strong before perhaps it was old age?
"Grandma are you ok?" asked Pan running towards her.
"I'm fine it's just back pains," she said out of breath *what was I thinking? Something working against me, yeah right.*
"Now, why do you think you've cracked Mom?" asked Goten who'd just got off the phone with his girlfriend.
Chichi gulped, the truth was building up inside of her, getting higher and higher just begging to come out, her chest was tightening, and she said quickly just to get it off her chest, "I saw a Minnie version of me and Goku at 5 star junior school this morning."
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They all agreed to keep a look out for Minnie (A/N: I know it looks like I've put a capital on Minnie for no reason, but the damn spell check keeps changing it!!!) Goku and Chichis, one week later, Goku and Goten saw a Minnie version of Gohan and Chichi. They got talking to them and their names were Chichi and Gohan, The Minnie Chichi was 12 and the Minnie Gohan was 11. The little Gohan told them their address and asked if they knew any chiefs that would teach his mom to cook properly and the can the chief be a good-looking male? According to the little Chichi, he and the little Gohan are brothers. Then they were asked by the teacher that was looking after them to come inside because playtime had finished and it was time for work.
"So?" asked Goku pacing up down, "Are we or are we not going to contact them?" he asked for the millionth time.
"I dunno dad," said Gohan, "they might not be telling the truth."
"I say, we just go for it," said Pan, "now what did those guys say they wanted?"
"A good-looking male chief," retorted Goten.
"Hey I know, Trunks, you served pretty good food when we were looking for the black star dragonballs, so why don't you do it?" asked Pan.
"What? Me?" asked Trunks waving his hands like a crazed lunatic.
"Yes you, now go!"
"But...."
"GO!"
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Trunks sighed, it was pouring with rain guess what he was doing; go on guess, if you're thinking he's at work I that you're totally....wrong. If you're thinking that Pan's persuasive skills aka 'threatening to beat the person up if the didn't do as they were told' worked then you're totally right. If you thought anything else well then you're also wrong. He glanced at the piece of paper with the address on it *what if this is just a practical joke thought up by everyone else?* he thought. *Well, it's too late now. * But then he saw the house that the address matched, it was quite small, and very scruffy, the lawn looked like it hadn't been mowed in years. The block itself looked a bit rough, graffiti on the walls, teenagers skipping school and taking drugs....what? Taking drugs!!! Trunks opened the small green cracked gate to the house and knocked on the cream white door.
"Uh, hello," greeted a small, brown haired woman who was wearing a longish brown skirt and a white blouse.
"Hi, sorry to bother you, but I think a couple of my friends met your children ad they said something about you needing cooking lessons and I thought maybe I could be some kind of assistance?"
"Oh, so you're the person my son Gohan told me expect," said the woman, "please come in."
So Trunks went inside the house, as soon as he came in he immediately saw a wooden staircase with blue stained carpet on it. "Please, this way," said the woman turning right and heading towards a white tiled room with a white table and white chairs with grey fixed cushions on it. So this room was obviously the kitchen, "Please sit down," said the woman, so Trunks sat down on one of the chairs and it wobbled a bit, while the woman stayed standing up. "By the way, my name's Jenna, and yours is?"
"Trunks."
"Really?" asked Jenna suddenly becoming very interested. Then they both heard a bus stopping and a car stopping (which wheels made an ear piercing screech) both right outside Jenna's house. "Oh, those are my kids," she explained, "Would you mind staying here, I would really like you to meet them..."
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xMadgirlx: *appears in armour* ok flamers, do your worst.
Flamers: ok, *a huge ball of flame which has stuff written on it like your story's crap attacks xMadgirlx.*
xMadgirlx: *Drops spear and shield* aaahhh!!!!
~2 hours later~
xMadgirlx: *appears in fireproof suit* ok, this time I'm ready.
Flamers: *did the same as last time*
xMadgirlx: *looks the same before attacked and coughs.*
Flamers: Aren't you meant to do what did before?
xMadgirlx: Nope.
Flamers: Awwww, *Walks off.*
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS PEOPLE THAT, FLAMES ARE WELCOME BECAUSE I WON'T CARE.