Chapter 2
Disclaimer: do I really need to say this? I don't own DBZ, happy?
The door swung open, a little girl who looked exactly like Bra when she was 3 walked inside the house, then a 4-year-old Pan, a 17-year-old Vegeta, who took one look at Trunks and rolled his eyes. Then a 16-year-old Bulma came in and looked at Trunks and then she glared at her mother and started looking a tiny bit upset. Then a 12-year-old Chichi came in and started arguing with the Minnie Vegeta, it was something about her wanting her hat back. Then Trunks heard an only too familiar stomach growl and in walked a 12-year-old Goku, then a 7-year-old Goten who was linked arms with an 8- year-old Trunks. (A/N: 'b Trunks' means big Trunks and s Trunks means small Trunks) "Hi," b Trunks murmured. Then Bulma took Jenna's hand and dragged her upstairs and started talking to her about something that left b Trunks with 7 kids.
"Who are you?" demanded Vegeta.
Even now Trunks wasn't risking being grounded, Trunks still saw the 17-year- old Vegeta as his very scary Dad. "I'm-I'm hear to teach your Mom how to cook."
"Ooooh, goodie," said Goku, "boy I'm starving, when's dinner ready?"
"Ignore him," said Chichi, "he's always hungry."
"A lot of things make me hungry," explained Goku, "talking, sleeping, sparing, walking, running, sometimes eating makes me hungry."
Then 2 11-year-olds who looked like Videl and Gohan came in, "Sorry we're late," said Gohan, then Vegeta noticed that Videl was hiding something underneath her coat, "What have you got there Devil?"
"Nothing Vegeat, honest," she said in a pleading tone.
"Let's see then," said Vegeta and grabbing the object from Videl, "What?" he said, "a bloody chicken?"
"I had to take something," she said, "besides smarty pant has got a bottle of gin."
"Don't get too excited," said b Trunks, "y'know I could report you all to the police."
"You wouldn't dare do that," said Goku in a cocky voice, "you're dating my Mom, she'd dump if you tried to put us behind bars."
"I'm not dating your mother!" b Trunks boomed.
"That's what they all say," commented Goten.
"Kids," said Jenna running down the stairs with Bulma, "dinner will be ready shortly, and I all hope you made Mr Trunks feel welcome."
"Yes mother, we did, we did," assured Videl.
"Good, oh Trunks be a dear and tell Mr Trunks the names of all of you I've got a quick phone call to make," said Jenna.
"Well my name is Trunks, but you can call me skurnt," said Sknurt, "his name's Goten but you can call him Noteg, her name's Chichi but you can call her Ihcihc, his name's Vegeta but you can call him Vegeat." Said Skurnt rolling his eyes, "and that's Goku but you can call him Oguk, that's Videl but you can call her Devil, that's Gohan, but everyone calls him smarty pants so that's what you should call him. That's Bra but we like to call her Balmu's twin and that's Bulma aka Balmu over there. That's Pan we like to call her sleep-addict."
"Hey!" said sleep-addict rubbing her eyes, "you lie!"
"But it is true," said Skurnt waving his hands about and then he made a run for it while Sleep-addict was yawning.
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Trunks felt like he could kiss Jenna because he was so relieved when she announced it was dinnertime; he was relieved because `The twin of Balmu` started asking how he knew about the `flashy thing`, which is properly called a super Saiyan transformation. Trunks nearly leaped out of his skin when he realized that all the boys were Saiyans, he needed to talk to Jenna about this. But first Trunks decided to eat dinner. Jenna set a basket of bread buns on the middle of the table, and then everybody attacked the poor defenceless basket grabbing hold as much bread as they could get their hands on. "Whoa steady," screeched Jenna fighting her children off basket, then she stood up on to the table so everybody could see her, "what have I told you kids about fighting about food?"
"But I'm hungry," complained Oguk.
"When are you not hungry?" asked Vegeat.
"You're just as bad as he is," said Jenna, "don't pick on Oguk."
"I still think Kakarot is a better name," commented Vegeat.
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"Can we start lessons tomorrow?" asked Jenna. All the kids were in the living room, which was quite messy.
"Sure," said Trunks, "why did you serve your kids so little even though they're always hungry?"
"Y'see, we haven't got much money and we need save food because I haven't got enough money to be shopping every day and there's so many of us.... I'm sorry, I shouldn't be telling you all of this I must be boring you to death."
"No, no," assured Trunks, "you don't seem very old to me, how old are you?"
"33, I have been a mother ever since I was 16, I love all my children to bits."
"I know this sounds rude but have all your children got the same father?"
"Yes they have, well...there is 1"
"Mom," said Ihcihc, "what time is it?" she asked coming down the stairs.
"Holy shit!" said Jenna, "I've got to get to bed you kids have better get to bed."
"Where's the bathroom?" asked Trunks.
"Oh other there," said Jenna pointing to a room that was underneath the stairs.
Trunks went inside the small bathroom unfortunately on the way there he got run over by a mob and in the end Trunks was at the back of the line for the bathroom. But something wasn't right here they weren't just lining up to go to the bathroom, no, they were lining up to take a number for the bathroom. Trunks took 1 and looked at it, it said `12b` after about 12 minutes of waiting his number/letter appeared on the screen above the bathroom so he went in; when Trunks opened the door to get out a bucket of green slime fell on to his head. "Kids!" Screamed Jenna, then she grabbed hold of Skurnt and Noteg's ears and dragged them towards Trunks; "You were supposed to stay in bed, say sorry to Mr Trunks," she ordered.
"Sorry," mumbled Noteg.
"Sorry," said Skurnt sarcastically.
"Skurnt, say sorry properly."
"Sorry," he said even more sarcastically, "why should I say sorry when I don't mean it, I hate him!"
"I'm so sorry," said Jenna turning her back on Skurnt, "he's just a bit tired." Then Skurnt ran off, "come back here!"
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In the end Skurnt said sorry to Trunks. Then Jenna went to bed which was her couch; that left Trunks with 9 sleeping kids and 1 awake Balmu, "I'd better get going home," said Trunks.
"Sure," said Balmu, opening the door for him, "oh and by the way, if you're dating my mother then we need to get 1 thing straight, you better not hurt her or there will be serious consequences and I mean very serious consequences."
Disclaimer: do I really need to say this? I don't own DBZ, happy?
The door swung open, a little girl who looked exactly like Bra when she was 3 walked inside the house, then a 4-year-old Pan, a 17-year-old Vegeta, who took one look at Trunks and rolled his eyes. Then a 16-year-old Bulma came in and looked at Trunks and then she glared at her mother and started looking a tiny bit upset. Then a 12-year-old Chichi came in and started arguing with the Minnie Vegeta, it was something about her wanting her hat back. Then Trunks heard an only too familiar stomach growl and in walked a 12-year-old Goku, then a 7-year-old Goten who was linked arms with an 8- year-old Trunks. (A/N: 'b Trunks' means big Trunks and s Trunks means small Trunks) "Hi," b Trunks murmured. Then Bulma took Jenna's hand and dragged her upstairs and started talking to her about something that left b Trunks with 7 kids.
"Who are you?" demanded Vegeta.
Even now Trunks wasn't risking being grounded, Trunks still saw the 17-year- old Vegeta as his very scary Dad. "I'm-I'm hear to teach your Mom how to cook."
"Ooooh, goodie," said Goku, "boy I'm starving, when's dinner ready?"
"Ignore him," said Chichi, "he's always hungry."
"A lot of things make me hungry," explained Goku, "talking, sleeping, sparing, walking, running, sometimes eating makes me hungry."
Then 2 11-year-olds who looked like Videl and Gohan came in, "Sorry we're late," said Gohan, then Vegeta noticed that Videl was hiding something underneath her coat, "What have you got there Devil?"
"Nothing Vegeat, honest," she said in a pleading tone.
"Let's see then," said Vegeta and grabbing the object from Videl, "What?" he said, "a bloody chicken?"
"I had to take something," she said, "besides smarty pant has got a bottle of gin."
"Don't get too excited," said b Trunks, "y'know I could report you all to the police."
"You wouldn't dare do that," said Goku in a cocky voice, "you're dating my Mom, she'd dump if you tried to put us behind bars."
"I'm not dating your mother!" b Trunks boomed.
"That's what they all say," commented Goten.
"Kids," said Jenna running down the stairs with Bulma, "dinner will be ready shortly, and I all hope you made Mr Trunks feel welcome."
"Yes mother, we did, we did," assured Videl.
"Good, oh Trunks be a dear and tell Mr Trunks the names of all of you I've got a quick phone call to make," said Jenna.
"Well my name is Trunks, but you can call me skurnt," said Sknurt, "his name's Goten but you can call him Noteg, her name's Chichi but you can call her Ihcihc, his name's Vegeta but you can call him Vegeat." Said Skurnt rolling his eyes, "and that's Goku but you can call him Oguk, that's Videl but you can call her Devil, that's Gohan, but everyone calls him smarty pants so that's what you should call him. That's Bra but we like to call her Balmu's twin and that's Bulma aka Balmu over there. That's Pan we like to call her sleep-addict."
"Hey!" said sleep-addict rubbing her eyes, "you lie!"
"But it is true," said Skurnt waving his hands about and then he made a run for it while Sleep-addict was yawning.
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Trunks felt like he could kiss Jenna because he was so relieved when she announced it was dinnertime; he was relieved because `The twin of Balmu` started asking how he knew about the `flashy thing`, which is properly called a super Saiyan transformation. Trunks nearly leaped out of his skin when he realized that all the boys were Saiyans, he needed to talk to Jenna about this. But first Trunks decided to eat dinner. Jenna set a basket of bread buns on the middle of the table, and then everybody attacked the poor defenceless basket grabbing hold as much bread as they could get their hands on. "Whoa steady," screeched Jenna fighting her children off basket, then she stood up on to the table so everybody could see her, "what have I told you kids about fighting about food?"
"But I'm hungry," complained Oguk.
"When are you not hungry?" asked Vegeat.
"You're just as bad as he is," said Jenna, "don't pick on Oguk."
"I still think Kakarot is a better name," commented Vegeat.
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"Can we start lessons tomorrow?" asked Jenna. All the kids were in the living room, which was quite messy.
"Sure," said Trunks, "why did you serve your kids so little even though they're always hungry?"
"Y'see, we haven't got much money and we need save food because I haven't got enough money to be shopping every day and there's so many of us.... I'm sorry, I shouldn't be telling you all of this I must be boring you to death."
"No, no," assured Trunks, "you don't seem very old to me, how old are you?"
"33, I have been a mother ever since I was 16, I love all my children to bits."
"I know this sounds rude but have all your children got the same father?"
"Yes they have, well...there is 1"
"Mom," said Ihcihc, "what time is it?" she asked coming down the stairs.
"Holy shit!" said Jenna, "I've got to get to bed you kids have better get to bed."
"Where's the bathroom?" asked Trunks.
"Oh other there," said Jenna pointing to a room that was underneath the stairs.
Trunks went inside the small bathroom unfortunately on the way there he got run over by a mob and in the end Trunks was at the back of the line for the bathroom. But something wasn't right here they weren't just lining up to go to the bathroom, no, they were lining up to take a number for the bathroom. Trunks took 1 and looked at it, it said `12b` after about 12 minutes of waiting his number/letter appeared on the screen above the bathroom so he went in; when Trunks opened the door to get out a bucket of green slime fell on to his head. "Kids!" Screamed Jenna, then she grabbed hold of Skurnt and Noteg's ears and dragged them towards Trunks; "You were supposed to stay in bed, say sorry to Mr Trunks," she ordered.
"Sorry," mumbled Noteg.
"Sorry," said Skurnt sarcastically.
"Skurnt, say sorry properly."
"Sorry," he said even more sarcastically, "why should I say sorry when I don't mean it, I hate him!"
"I'm so sorry," said Jenna turning her back on Skurnt, "he's just a bit tired." Then Skurnt ran off, "come back here!"
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In the end Skurnt said sorry to Trunks. Then Jenna went to bed which was her couch; that left Trunks with 9 sleeping kids and 1 awake Balmu, "I'd better get going home," said Trunks.
"Sure," said Balmu, opening the door for him, "oh and by the way, if you're dating my mother then we need to get 1 thing straight, you better not hurt her or there will be serious consequences and I mean very serious consequences."