Artemis: Give me the book, fairy!
Fairy: Never!
Butler: Burn the witch!
Artemis: Shut up.
Butler: Sorry.
Artemis: Here. Take this.
Fairy: Sweet. Beer.
Artemis: No, it's whiskey.
Fairy: Same difference.
Nguyen: Don't hurt me big man!
Butler: Here's your money. Go home.
Nguyen: Whee! (Skips out door)
Butler: (shakes head) Chinese.
Fairy: Aiiiiiieeeee!!!!
Artemis: Wow. I think we'll just leave now. I'm starting to get scared.
Thanks for the book.
Fowl Manor
Juliet: Duh. Artemis: Mother? Angeline: Arty!!!!!!! Get up here and shut these drapes! Artemis: That better? Angeline: Hey wait a sec, you're not Arty! Get out of here! Artemis: Right.
Artemis: Stupid book. Stupid computer. Stupid language. (78 hours later) Artemis: Eureka!
Underground Holly: Grr. I hate Root. Mulch: (grabs inside a sightseer's pocket) Nice credit card! Holly: WABAM! Mulch: I can't help it! Holly: Neither can I.
Root: Holly! You're late! Holly: Blah, blah, blah. Root: Are you listening to me? Holly: Oh sure. You were just confessing that the only reason you always pick on me is because I'm a girl. Root: Kind of, just not confessing. Stating. And by the way. Frond's in your place now. Holly: (mumbled) Oh great. Now we got two bimbos in charge. Just give me a chance. Root: Fine. Go kill a troll. Holly: Very funny. Root: I'm not joking. Holly: Oh mud man.
Holly: What a ride. Whoa! That is one ugly troll! Foaly: Congrats! You just found Root's long lost twin! Holly: (laugh) Uh oh. He's coming toward me. Foaly: Root the Second? Holly: No time for jokes now horse breath. Okay. I'm invisible. CRASH! Holly: Or not. People: Huh? Holly: I come in peace. Troll: Snore. Little Kid: Hello. Holly: Bye for now. Root: Argg! Nuts to you!
Fowl Manor
Juliet: Duh. Artemis: Mother? Angeline: Arty!!!!!!! Get up here and shut these drapes! Artemis: That better? Angeline: Hey wait a sec, you're not Arty! Get out of here! Artemis: Right.
Artemis: Stupid book. Stupid computer. Stupid language. (78 hours later) Artemis: Eureka!
Underground Holly: Grr. I hate Root. Mulch: (grabs inside a sightseer's pocket) Nice credit card! Holly: WABAM! Mulch: I can't help it! Holly: Neither can I.
Root: Holly! You're late! Holly: Blah, blah, blah. Root: Are you listening to me? Holly: Oh sure. You were just confessing that the only reason you always pick on me is because I'm a girl. Root: Kind of, just not confessing. Stating. And by the way. Frond's in your place now. Holly: (mumbled) Oh great. Now we got two bimbos in charge. Just give me a chance. Root: Fine. Go kill a troll. Holly: Very funny. Root: I'm not joking. Holly: Oh mud man.
Holly: What a ride. Whoa! That is one ugly troll! Foaly: Congrats! You just found Root's long lost twin! Holly: (laugh) Uh oh. He's coming toward me. Foaly: Root the Second? Holly: No time for jokes now horse breath. Okay. I'm invisible. CRASH! Holly: Or not. People: Huh? Holly: I come in peace. Troll: Snore. Little Kid: Hello. Holly: Bye for now. Root: Argg! Nuts to you!