Disclaimers: *blinks* I'm NOT saying this again...I REFUSE! AND NO ONE CAN MAKE ME!!!!! *mwuhahahahaha* I SHALL NOT SAY IT! *lawyers appear* EEK! Ok, ok, ok, Yu-Gi-Oh is not mine....
Warnings: Why the hell do I HAVE to repeat this? And why won't those damn lawyers go away.....gggrrrrr......*lawyers win the stare-down* Damn ...ok...language obviously...me...Tea....
Ekaterina: I like eggs...
Kirunai: *blinks* She just keeps gettin' weirder...and, to answer reviewers questions, the pairing are Yugi/Yami, Tristan/Bakura, and eventually will be Kaiba/Joey and Tea/Yami.M....but that's later in this fic....so those pairings of those 8 people will be the pairings in all my future fics too! I'v also been told to "keep up the insanity" *grins* I'll try...And thanks to Tea Fan for the mistletoe idea...*smirks* And Dark Queen of Roses for reminding me not to forget the sugar...
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Tea whiped her forehead, and placed the cream soda back into the fridge.
"All done!"
Kirunai looked up from the explosive candies she had been working on.
"Me too! Now what?"
"Uh....." Tea started to answer, but just then, the doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" Tea ran towards the door.
Kirunai blinked. "I wonder who that could be..." She checked the clock, but it was only 2:00pm, so it couldn't be the gang.
"Kirunai! A little help if you don't mind!!!" Tea screamed from the doorway.
"With what?"
"OH JUST GET OVER HERE!"
"EEK! Coming!" Kirunai ran towards the door, only to find Tea there trying to lift 5 humongous white bags. Kirunai blinked. "And that is...?"
"Well duh! It's just my 25 pounds of sugar! I get it every day! Now help me bring it to the cellar!"
Kirunai sweatdropped. "25, er, POUNDS? EACH DAY?!"
"Yup!" Tea grinned.
"No wonder why the gang gets sick of you..." Kirunai mumbled.
"What was that?"
"Oh nothing, here lets get these down to the cellar."
~~30 minutes later~~
"Now what?" Tea asked, while placing the latch back on the cellar door.
"Uh...here! You put these explosive candies somewhere, and I'll make a batch of Spider Cookies!"
Tea blinked. "All right, but whats so bad about Spider Cookies?"
"They're made with real spiders!" Kirunai smirked. "And while your putting the candies somewhere, can you find us some mistletoe? It's wanted by popular demand, I suppose."
Tea shruged. "Ya sure." She grabbed the candies, and off she went.
~~10 minutes later~~
Tea returned, a batch of mistletoe in hand. "The candies are in the dish on the living room table!"
Kirunai looked up. "And the Spider Cookies are in the oven, lets go hang the mistletoe."
"Ok!"
~~another 10 minutes later~~
"Well, now there's at least one batch of mistletoe in each room!"
"Yup...how about the cookies?"
"EEP!" Kirunai ran to the kitchen, opened a smoking oven, and tore out some, er, slightly burnt cookies. "They're fine!" She called back to Tea.
"Then why do I smell smoke?"
"I'm guessing because you farted..."
"Hey! Did not!"
Kirunai ignored her. "Any more ideas for pranks?"
"Uh.....er......um......no?"
"I think I do! You got some butter and some clear foil wrap?"
"Ya..." Tea ran to get the ingredients. "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"What are you? A big Winnie The Pooh fan?" Kirunai blinked. "If your thinking along the lines of buttering up the foil wrap and putting it on the toilet seat, then yes."
"Uh...well no I was thinking of eating the butter and wrapping ourselves in foil wrap...but your idea is good too I guess..."
"Ok......I'll go rig the toilet seat, and you...you can...er...fill the tub with flour!"
"What good will that do?" Tea blinked.
"No good...." Kirunai smirked. "Now come on!"
~~15 minutes later~~
"All was quiet, not a single thing was even moving, until, out of the darkness, with great vengence, came---"
"FOR THE LAST TIME DON'T PLAY WITH MY MICROPHONE TEA!!!"
"Ok, ok, ok...now what do we do?"
"Well....I have some more pranks but there's nothing to be set up...I'll do them on the guys later...."
"What?"
"Oh never mind...by the way, what's for supper?"
Tea blinked. "I dunno..."
Kirunai sweatdropped. "While this IS YOUR house, what do you normally have for supper?!"
"Sugar...."
"What else?"
"No, just sugar..."
"WHAT?!"
"WELL THEN WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY HAVE FOR SUPPER THEN?"
"NORMAL STUFF!"
"LIKE?"
"CHICKEN! POTATOES! THAT KIND OF STUFF!"
"SUGAR CHICKEN?"
"NO JUST CHICKEN!"
"Oh...."
"So..? What's for supper?"
"How 'bout we order pizza?"
"No...how 'bout we make, er, what we'll call, uh, pizza?"
Tea grinned. "Alright! But not right now, we'll make it later! It's only 3:45 you know..."
"Fine."
~~15 minutes later~~
Tea and Kirunai had decided to sit down on the couch, to try and think of other pranks, since they had a hour until the gang would arrive.
"Lets watch some TV..." Tea suggested.
"Ok."
Tea turned on the TV, and what show should happen to be on, but...
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! TELETUBBIES! RUN FOR COVER! EEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kirunai dived underneath the living room table.
Tea blinked. "What's so bad about Teletubbies?"
"THEY'RE EVIL!!!!!! THEY'RE ALIENS IN LEAGUE WITH BARNEY I TELL YA!"
"I happen to like Teletubbies!"
"YA WELL YOU'RE INSANE!!!!"
"SO ARE YOU!"
"SO?"
"WELL I'M WATCHING IT!"
"YOU ARE NOT! GIVE ME THAT REMOTE!" Kirunai got out from under the table and jumped on top of Tea, reaching for the remote.
"NEVER!"
"I 'SHALL HAVE IT!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
~~15 minutes later~~
"HAHAHAHA! I'V GOT IT!" Kirunai stuck out her toungue at Tea. "And now, I shall change the channel!"
"Humph..." Tea crossed her arms.
Kirunai, after figuring out how to work the remote, pushed the "channel up" button, and what should be on the next channel but...
"ACK!!!!! BARNEY!!!!!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO?!"
Tea snickered. "These happen to be the channels I like to watch, and only them, you know..."
"YOU CRUEL PERSON!" Kirunai, once again, pressed the same button. Only to have another horrible show pop up on the screen...
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! IT'S SESAME STREET!"
Tea, on the other hand, was having a great time. "You should see your face...." She was curled up, laughing.
Kirunai glared at her. "Oh shut-up!"
"Make me!"
"Sure!" Kirunai, once again, tackled Tea.
"EEK!"
"HEY NO HAIR PULLING!"
"WELL THEN NO NAIL SCRATCHING!"
"YA, THEN NO KNEE BUTTING!"
"OR HEADBUTTING!"
~~15 minutes later~~
Tea sighed. "We should get cleaned up...that fighting made our clothes all dirty...and the guys will be here in 30 minutes..."
"Yup...I call the shower!"
"Fine, but use the one in my room!"
Kirunai blinked. "Why?"
"Cause the other tub is flower-full you idiot..."
"Oh ya..."
~~20 minutes later~~
Kirunai walked into the living room, dressed dark blue jeans, black socks, a black turtleneck, and had a necklace of a dragon around her neck, blowdryer in her hand.
Tea looked up from the couch, dressed in a pink 3-quarter sleeved v-neck top and dark blue jeans, with pink socks on and a pink hairband in her hair.
"What are you doing with Ms.Frizzles?" She glared at Kirunai, who sighed.
"It's not Ms.Frizzles this is MY blowdryer!"
"Oh ok..."
"I just thought of another prank..."
"Awesome! What is it?"
"We set up a net and bury it near the front door. When someone rings the doorbell, they'll be lifted up into the net, through an open window, then they'll be thrown into the laundry chute, and they'll come out here. at the end of the chute, in the living room, where we'll be waiting. Believe me, i'v done it before..."
Tea blinked, then shurged. "Ok!"
~~10 minutes later~~
"They should be here any second!" Tea grinned.
"Correction, Yugi and Yami are here right now..." Kirunai was by the window. "Yugi's grandpa is just dropping them off..."
"Cool!"
"Tea?"
"Put some pillows at the bottom of the chute..."
"But..."
"AND, you can take them away when Joey gets here, alright?"
"Good-o!" Tea grinned, and ran to get some pillows.
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Kirunai: *blinks* I'm not sure if that's what I meant to write, but oh well....
Ekaterina: Hi-dee-ho campers, how are we today?
Kirunai: Word of advice, don't pay any attention to her...Please Review! Even though it was kinda stupid... *blinks* Next chapter will be up this weekend sometime...unless I hit a slump...
Warnings: Why the hell do I HAVE to repeat this? And why won't those damn lawyers go away.....gggrrrrr......*lawyers win the stare-down* Damn ...ok...language obviously...me...Tea....
Ekaterina: I like eggs...
Kirunai: *blinks* She just keeps gettin' weirder...and, to answer reviewers questions, the pairing are Yugi/Yami, Tristan/Bakura, and eventually will be Kaiba/Joey and Tea/Yami.M....but that's later in this fic....so those pairings of those 8 people will be the pairings in all my future fics too! I'v also been told to "keep up the insanity" *grins* I'll try...And thanks to Tea Fan for the mistletoe idea...*smirks* And Dark Queen of Roses for reminding me not to forget the sugar...
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Tea whiped her forehead, and placed the cream soda back into the fridge.
"All done!"
Kirunai looked up from the explosive candies she had been working on.
"Me too! Now what?"
"Uh....." Tea started to answer, but just then, the doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" Tea ran towards the door.
Kirunai blinked. "I wonder who that could be..." She checked the clock, but it was only 2:00pm, so it couldn't be the gang.
"Kirunai! A little help if you don't mind!!!" Tea screamed from the doorway.
"With what?"
"OH JUST GET OVER HERE!"
"EEK! Coming!" Kirunai ran towards the door, only to find Tea there trying to lift 5 humongous white bags. Kirunai blinked. "And that is...?"
"Well duh! It's just my 25 pounds of sugar! I get it every day! Now help me bring it to the cellar!"
Kirunai sweatdropped. "25, er, POUNDS? EACH DAY?!"
"Yup!" Tea grinned.
"No wonder why the gang gets sick of you..." Kirunai mumbled.
"What was that?"
"Oh nothing, here lets get these down to the cellar."
~~30 minutes later~~
"Now what?" Tea asked, while placing the latch back on the cellar door.
"Uh...here! You put these explosive candies somewhere, and I'll make a batch of Spider Cookies!"
Tea blinked. "All right, but whats so bad about Spider Cookies?"
"They're made with real spiders!" Kirunai smirked. "And while your putting the candies somewhere, can you find us some mistletoe? It's wanted by popular demand, I suppose."
Tea shruged. "Ya sure." She grabbed the candies, and off she went.
~~10 minutes later~~
Tea returned, a batch of mistletoe in hand. "The candies are in the dish on the living room table!"
Kirunai looked up. "And the Spider Cookies are in the oven, lets go hang the mistletoe."
"Ok!"
~~another 10 minutes later~~
"Well, now there's at least one batch of mistletoe in each room!"
"Yup...how about the cookies?"
"EEP!" Kirunai ran to the kitchen, opened a smoking oven, and tore out some, er, slightly burnt cookies. "They're fine!" She called back to Tea.
"Then why do I smell smoke?"
"I'm guessing because you farted..."
"Hey! Did not!"
Kirunai ignored her. "Any more ideas for pranks?"
"Uh.....er......um......no?"
"I think I do! You got some butter and some clear foil wrap?"
"Ya..." Tea ran to get the ingredients. "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"What are you? A big Winnie The Pooh fan?" Kirunai blinked. "If your thinking along the lines of buttering up the foil wrap and putting it on the toilet seat, then yes."
"Uh...well no I was thinking of eating the butter and wrapping ourselves in foil wrap...but your idea is good too I guess..."
"Ok......I'll go rig the toilet seat, and you...you can...er...fill the tub with flour!"
"What good will that do?" Tea blinked.
"No good...." Kirunai smirked. "Now come on!"
~~15 minutes later~~
"All was quiet, not a single thing was even moving, until, out of the darkness, with great vengence, came---"
"FOR THE LAST TIME DON'T PLAY WITH MY MICROPHONE TEA!!!"
"Ok, ok, ok...now what do we do?"
"Well....I have some more pranks but there's nothing to be set up...I'll do them on the guys later...."
"What?"
"Oh never mind...by the way, what's for supper?"
Tea blinked. "I dunno..."
Kirunai sweatdropped. "While this IS YOUR house, what do you normally have for supper?!"
"Sugar...."
"What else?"
"No, just sugar..."
"WHAT?!"
"WELL THEN WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY HAVE FOR SUPPER THEN?"
"NORMAL STUFF!"
"LIKE?"
"CHICKEN! POTATOES! THAT KIND OF STUFF!"
"SUGAR CHICKEN?"
"NO JUST CHICKEN!"
"Oh...."
"So..? What's for supper?"
"How 'bout we order pizza?"
"No...how 'bout we make, er, what we'll call, uh, pizza?"
Tea grinned. "Alright! But not right now, we'll make it later! It's only 3:45 you know..."
"Fine."
~~15 minutes later~~
Tea and Kirunai had decided to sit down on the couch, to try and think of other pranks, since they had a hour until the gang would arrive.
"Lets watch some TV..." Tea suggested.
"Ok."
Tea turned on the TV, and what show should happen to be on, but...
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! TELETUBBIES! RUN FOR COVER! EEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kirunai dived underneath the living room table.
Tea blinked. "What's so bad about Teletubbies?"
"THEY'RE EVIL!!!!!! THEY'RE ALIENS IN LEAGUE WITH BARNEY I TELL YA!"
"I happen to like Teletubbies!"
"YA WELL YOU'RE INSANE!!!!"
"SO ARE YOU!"
"SO?"
"WELL I'M WATCHING IT!"
"YOU ARE NOT! GIVE ME THAT REMOTE!" Kirunai got out from under the table and jumped on top of Tea, reaching for the remote.
"NEVER!"
"I 'SHALL HAVE IT!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
~~15 minutes later~~
"HAHAHAHA! I'V GOT IT!" Kirunai stuck out her toungue at Tea. "And now, I shall change the channel!"
"Humph..." Tea crossed her arms.
Kirunai, after figuring out how to work the remote, pushed the "channel up" button, and what should be on the next channel but...
"ACK!!!!! BARNEY!!!!!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO?!"
Tea snickered. "These happen to be the channels I like to watch, and only them, you know..."
"YOU CRUEL PERSON!" Kirunai, once again, pressed the same button. Only to have another horrible show pop up on the screen...
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! IT'S SESAME STREET!"
Tea, on the other hand, was having a great time. "You should see your face...." She was curled up, laughing.
Kirunai glared at her. "Oh shut-up!"
"Make me!"
"Sure!" Kirunai, once again, tackled Tea.
"EEK!"
"HEY NO HAIR PULLING!"
"WELL THEN NO NAIL SCRATCHING!"
"YA, THEN NO KNEE BUTTING!"
"OR HEADBUTTING!"
~~15 minutes later~~
Tea sighed. "We should get cleaned up...that fighting made our clothes all dirty...and the guys will be here in 30 minutes..."
"Yup...I call the shower!"
"Fine, but use the one in my room!"
Kirunai blinked. "Why?"
"Cause the other tub is flower-full you idiot..."
"Oh ya..."
~~20 minutes later~~
Kirunai walked into the living room, dressed dark blue jeans, black socks, a black turtleneck, and had a necklace of a dragon around her neck, blowdryer in her hand.
Tea looked up from the couch, dressed in a pink 3-quarter sleeved v-neck top and dark blue jeans, with pink socks on and a pink hairband in her hair.
"What are you doing with Ms.Frizzles?" She glared at Kirunai, who sighed.
"It's not Ms.Frizzles this is MY blowdryer!"
"Oh ok..."
"I just thought of another prank..."
"Awesome! What is it?"
"We set up a net and bury it near the front door. When someone rings the doorbell, they'll be lifted up into the net, through an open window, then they'll be thrown into the laundry chute, and they'll come out here. at the end of the chute, in the living room, where we'll be waiting. Believe me, i'v done it before..."
Tea blinked, then shurged. "Ok!"
~~10 minutes later~~
"They should be here any second!" Tea grinned.
"Correction, Yugi and Yami are here right now..." Kirunai was by the window. "Yugi's grandpa is just dropping them off..."
"Cool!"
"Tea?"
"Put some pillows at the bottom of the chute..."
"But..."
"AND, you can take them away when Joey gets here, alright?"
"Good-o!" Tea grinned, and ran to get some pillows.
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Kirunai: *blinks* I'm not sure if that's what I meant to write, but oh well....
Ekaterina: Hi-dee-ho campers, how are we today?
Kirunai: Word of advice, don't pay any attention to her...Please Review! Even though it was kinda stupid... *blinks* Next chapter will be up this weekend sometime...unless I hit a slump...