Look-a-yikes part 4
Ok, so no new reviews. (
Disclaimer: ( I am happy to announce that DBZ is finally mine..not! Who actually thought I was serious? (Silence) good.
"Hey Trunks," called Balmu while she was running down the staircase as he opened the door to Jenna/kids' house. It was the next day and things were looking great; everyone was beginning to be nice to him except Skurnt so Trunks had to be careful around him if he didn't want any green err... what was it? On his hair (again.) Anyway, today the kids weren't at school because it was a Saturday; so Jenna asked him the night before to come early to teach her how to cook (duh.)
"Hey Mom," called Oguk jumping up and to get her attention, "can I have some ham?"
"And I'm sure you'd like some bread on the top and bottom of that ham?" she asked putting some plates away.
"Yep," he answered licking his lips greedily.
"Then go as your sister to defrost the bread for you, I've got taxes to be working on."
"I have 5 sisters."
"Then you're spoilt for choice."
"Ok," he answered skipping to go find Ichich.
"Hmm, lets see," she said sitting down, "pen, paper, water, now where's my calculator?" Then Smarty pants walked in the room, "There you are," she said picking him up and sitting him down on a chair next to her.
"Hey Jenna," Trunks called as he walked into the kitchen where the action had all been.
"Oh, sorry Trunks I forgot you were coming," said Jenna. Then she mumbled something about her kids being more organized than she was.
"No you're not," said Trunks.
"Yes, she is," argued Balmu.
"Ok, then she is."
"Trunks, Trunks," whined Sleep-addict, "can I have some blush?"
"Sure," said Trunks not realizing what he had just said.
Then Sleep-addict opened the fridge and took a container of brown sludgy liquid and poured it onto her mashed potatoes, "Yum," she said licking her lips, "Balmu's makeup: the best source ever!"
"Don't it all of it," said Jenna casually, "I want some!" she added.
*Are these people insane?* thought Trunks, *eating makeup? They must be hungry.*
Then Balmu waltzed into the kitchen, "My computer just crashed, luckily I saved everything just before it did."
"Doe!" a voice from upstairs said.
"Wait a minute," said Balmu, "Mom, Sleep-addict's eating my makeup."
"Sleep-addict how could you?" asked Jenna trying to hide her plate of mashed potatoes and Balmu's makeup. "Though it is real food," she added because she knew Balmu was getting very suspicious.
"MOM!!!" boomed Balmu, "HOW COULD YOU EAT MY MAKEUP? IT'S LIKE I'M THE ADULT AND YOU'RE THE KID!!!"
"WELL MAYBE IF WEREN'T SO OBSESSED ABOUT YOU'RE APPEARANCE YOU'D UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR FATHER IS DEAD AND I NEED YOU AND VEGEAT TO HELP ME LOOK AFTER YOUR YOUNGER BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE ANY MAKEUP OUT THE FOOD WHICH I PAY FOR!!!" screeched Jenna.
"I KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS SO DON'T GUILTTRIP ME INTO THE LIE THAT USED FOR MY BABY BROTHERS AND SISTERS." Then she went upstairs and slammed the door.
"Go to your room," Jenna said straight afterwards. "I'm sorry about ignoring you before, Trunks," she said casually as though the episode with her daughter never happened, "would you like a cup of tea?"
"Nah, that's ok," said Trunks trying not to make a fuss.
"That's good because we don't have any tea bags," said Jenna.
~1 hour, 15 sandwiches and 3 chocolate bars later~
"Well, I'd better get home," said Trunks.
"Bye!" everyone called, (except for Balmu who was still in her room sulking.)
Ok, so no new reviews. (
Disclaimer: ( I am happy to announce that DBZ is finally mine..not! Who actually thought I was serious? (Silence) good.
"Hey Trunks," called Balmu while she was running down the staircase as he opened the door to Jenna/kids' house. It was the next day and things were looking great; everyone was beginning to be nice to him except Skurnt so Trunks had to be careful around him if he didn't want any green err... what was it? On his hair (again.) Anyway, today the kids weren't at school because it was a Saturday; so Jenna asked him the night before to come early to teach her how to cook (duh.)
"Hey Mom," called Oguk jumping up and to get her attention, "can I have some ham?"
"And I'm sure you'd like some bread on the top and bottom of that ham?" she asked putting some plates away.
"Yep," he answered licking his lips greedily.
"Then go as your sister to defrost the bread for you, I've got taxes to be working on."
"I have 5 sisters."
"Then you're spoilt for choice."
"Ok," he answered skipping to go find Ichich.
"Hmm, lets see," she said sitting down, "pen, paper, water, now where's my calculator?" Then Smarty pants walked in the room, "There you are," she said picking him up and sitting him down on a chair next to her.
"Hey Jenna," Trunks called as he walked into the kitchen where the action had all been.
"Oh, sorry Trunks I forgot you were coming," said Jenna. Then she mumbled something about her kids being more organized than she was.
"No you're not," said Trunks.
"Yes, she is," argued Balmu.
"Ok, then she is."
"Trunks, Trunks," whined Sleep-addict, "can I have some blush?"
"Sure," said Trunks not realizing what he had just said.
Then Sleep-addict opened the fridge and took a container of brown sludgy liquid and poured it onto her mashed potatoes, "Yum," she said licking her lips, "Balmu's makeup: the best source ever!"
"Don't it all of it," said Jenna casually, "I want some!" she added.
*Are these people insane?* thought Trunks, *eating makeup? They must be hungry.*
Then Balmu waltzed into the kitchen, "My computer just crashed, luckily I saved everything just before it did."
"Doe!" a voice from upstairs said.
"Wait a minute," said Balmu, "Mom, Sleep-addict's eating my makeup."
"Sleep-addict how could you?" asked Jenna trying to hide her plate of mashed potatoes and Balmu's makeup. "Though it is real food," she added because she knew Balmu was getting very suspicious.
"MOM!!!" boomed Balmu, "HOW COULD YOU EAT MY MAKEUP? IT'S LIKE I'M THE ADULT AND YOU'RE THE KID!!!"
"WELL MAYBE IF WEREN'T SO OBSESSED ABOUT YOU'RE APPEARANCE YOU'D UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR FATHER IS DEAD AND I NEED YOU AND VEGEAT TO HELP ME LOOK AFTER YOUR YOUNGER BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE ANY MAKEUP OUT THE FOOD WHICH I PAY FOR!!!" screeched Jenna.
"I KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS SO DON'T GUILTTRIP ME INTO THE LIE THAT USED FOR MY BABY BROTHERS AND SISTERS." Then she went upstairs and slammed the door.
"Go to your room," Jenna said straight afterwards. "I'm sorry about ignoring you before, Trunks," she said casually as though the episode with her daughter never happened, "would you like a cup of tea?"
"Nah, that's ok," said Trunks trying not to make a fuss.
"That's good because we don't have any tea bags," said Jenna.
~1 hour, 15 sandwiches and 3 chocolate bars later~
"Well, I'd better get home," said Trunks.
"Bye!" everyone called, (except for Balmu who was still in her room sulking.)