Disclaimers: I DIDN'T REALLY KILL BOB!!! I DIDN'T DO IT!!!! And, by the way, in case your little brain didn't figure this out yet, *snickers*, Yu-Gi-OH is not mine. Barney is also not mine...*snickers*
Warnings: *glances around* Language....maybe a hint of other stuffs, but later...
Kirunai: Just to answer Nanashi, I got the idea for Tea/Yami.M. from some of my reviewers, and I think they're cute together. The other couples I just, well, think they're meant for each other.....*shrugs* On with the story! *rides away on horseback*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaiba and Joey stood as far apart as possible, but they were still under the mistletoe, as it seemed to be everywhere in Tea's puny bathroom. They glared at each other. Constantly.
"I'M NOT KISSING HIM!" They both shouted at the same time, for no apparent reason.
"YOU ARE SO! UNLESS YOU 2 WANNA SPEND THE NIGHT CAMPING OUT IN THE BATHROOM! TOGETHER!"
Kaiba and Joey looked around, wondering where the hell the crazy authoress's voice had come from. They sighed, gave up, and went back to glaring.
~~Meanwhile, somewheres else in the house...~~
After Tea had, er, dragged Yugi away, the others had decided they were hungry too, and had sent a grumbling Kirunai to the kitchen. Which is where she was now...
"Good for nothing characters...making me do all the work...now what shall I infect them with...er, I mean, feed them...."
She spend the next few minutes rummaging through Tea's cupboards, until...
"AHA! YOU GUYS LIKE COOKIES?" She called to the living room.
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all answered, somehow....
Kirunai sweatdropped at the response, then placed most of her, uh, specially made spider cookies on a plate and walked back into the kitchen.
~~In the living room~~
Everyone looked up as Kirunai entered carrying a plate of cookies. But they didn't look for long, they dived for the cookies, knocking Kirunai over in the process.
Bakura took a bite. "Um..yummy..."
Malik nodded. "Not peanut butter, but still great."
Tristan agreed. "Never had cookies like this...what kind are they?"
"Huh?" Kirunai stood up slowly.
"HE ASKED WHAT KIND OF COOKIES THEY WERE!"
"ACK! Ok, ok! You didn't have to be THAT loud Yami.M...Geesh....They're spider cookies! Made 'em myself!"
At those words, everyone stopped eating, and looked at their cookies. They shruged, and went back eating though.
Kirunai sweatdropped, and took a seat.
~~~Meanwhile, down in the cellar..~~~
Yugi looked around at all the hude packs of white stuff.
"Uh Tea...?"
"Yes Yugi?" She was busy opening one of those packs.
"What's all this white stuff?"
"Food!"
"Ok....What kind of food?"
Tea finished opening one of the packs. "Uh...chicken! Powder chicken and potatos and carrots! Here, have some!"
"O----" Yugi got cut off as a humongous spponful was stuffed into his mouth. His eyes bugged out and he grinned.
"Good huh?"
"VVVVEEEERRRRRYYYYY GGGGOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!! WWWWWWHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Tea ate a bunch, and the 2 of them ran upstairs.
~~~Back in the livingroom...~~~
They had finished off the cookies, and settled down.
"I wonder where Yugi and Tea are..."
"I dunno Malik..." Bakura shrugged.
"Is it just me, or does some-one hear singing?" Tristan asked.
"Uh...."
"BARNEY WAS A DINOSAUR WITH BIG IMAGINATION, ABC'S AND 1 2 3'S, UH...ARE MY CREATION!!! WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Yugi and Tea bounced into the room.
Everyone else sweatdropped.
Yami glared at Tea. "What have you done to my aibou?!"
Yugi glomped Yami. "I WUVE WOU WAMI!"
Yami sweatdropped. "I love you too Yugi...."
Tea, on the other hand, was running around hitting people on the head...
"DUCK! DUCK! DUCK! DUCK! GOOSE! HAHAHAHA YAMI.B. YOU'RE A GOOSE!"
Kirunai sighed. "I think they got into Tea's cellar..."
Bakura blinked. "What's in there?"
"Her sugar storage..."
Tristan sweatdropped. "You mean...?"
"Yup..."
"CHOO-CHOO!" Yugi blared. "EVERYONE JOIN THE TRAIN!"
Tea giggled, and latched onto Yugi. "ALL ABOARD THE SUGAR EXPRESS! WWWWWWHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The 2 of them started running around the room, choo-choo-ing, amongst more blinking and sweatdrops. They stopped a few minutes later, and ran out of the room.
"When will they be back?" Yami blinked.
"Uh..." Kirunai checked her watch. "5, 4, 3, 2,1---"
Tea and Yugi bounded into the living room, once again, carrying sacks of that o-so-famous white stuff...
"COME-ONE EVERYONE, HAVE SOME CHICKEN! IT'S VERY GGGOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tea announced, and shoved some into Kirunai's mouth, as Yugi did like-wise to Yami.
Yami and Kirunai stood there for a minute, stunned, then went wide-eyed.
"THAT'S SOME GOOOODDDD CHICKEN!" Kirunai declared.
"YUP! WWWHHHHEEEEEE!!!! COME ON AIBOU, LETS DANCE!"
Yami and Yugi danced around the room, while Tea...
"I NEVER EVER WEVER TEVER...HEHEHE THAT RHYMES....REALISED HOW FUN CLIMBING CURTAINS COULD BE!"
And while Tea was doing that, Kirunai was...
"OH MMMAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIKKKKK HONEY-BUNS!!!!!!!"
Malik sweatdropped. "Er, yes?"
Kirunai glomped Malik. "LETS DANCE!" She shoved some, er, chicken into his mouth, and the 2 of them started dancing too.
Yami.M. and Yami.B. had officially decided they were bored, so they dived head first into the bag of white stuff. Re-surfacing some minutes later...
"WELL JOHNNY, THAT WAS GOOD!"
"SURE WAS BOBBY!"
"OK JOHNNY, NOW WHAT?"
"LETS GO PLAY DRESS-UP!"
"OK!"
Yami.M. and Yami.B. ran out of the living room, in the direction of Tea's room.
Bakura and Tristan looked at each other, then at everyone else. They sighed, and ate some of the white stuff. Wide-eyed, they too started dancing...
Tea was now somehow scaling the ceiling, upside-down...
'"THIS IS SUPERLICIOUS DIDIDIDIDIDICIOUS FRUITYLICIOUSLY FUN!!!!!!!!!!"
The 6 people dancing however, were right-side up, crashed into eachother, and landing in one big pile.
"KIRUNAI GET OF MY AIBOU!!"
"NO!"
"YES"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
Yami finally just decided to pull her off but...
"COME ANY CLOSER AND I SHALL PUNISH YOU, IN THE NAME OF THE MOON!"
Yami blinked. "HEY! YOU QUOTED SAILOR MOON!"
Bakura popped his head up out of the pile. "WHICH ISN'T HERS!" Then his head disappeared again.
Yami went to grab Kirunai, but...
BANG! BING! FLIP! FLOP! TWINKIE WINKIE!
"HAHAHAHA MY WAND OF INSANITY HAS PUNISHED YOU!" Kirunai declared, holding a stick.
Yami was there, but dressed up as Britney Spears!
Trsitan, Malik and Bakura had finally untangled themselves, but were now on the floor again, laughing and pointing at Yami, who was dressed in a plaid skirt, white top with vest, had fake boobs, high heels and his hair was in pigtails.
"AH SHADDUP!"
Kirunai giggled and Yugi popped up from underneath her.
"YAMI?!"
"UH, HI AIBOU..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-A-A-A-CHOO!"
Everyone else sweatdropped.
"AUTHORESS! INJUSTICE!" Yami declared.
"GUNDAM WING IS NOT HERS!!!!!! DIE RELENA DIE!!!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!* Bakura declared.
Tristan giggled. "MY BAKURA IS SO SOFTY-WOFTY!"
"WAFFLES?" Malik looked confused.
"NO YOU DIMWIT I SAID WOFTY!" Tristan pulled a mallet from somewhere, and bopped Malik on the head, who went all swirly-eyed.
Bakura giggled. "GO TRISTAN!"
~~~Meanwhile, in the bathroom...~~~
Joey blinked. "Did you just hear something?"
"Like what?" Kaiba sounded bored.
"Noise..."
Kaiba sweatdropped. "Could you be any less specific?"
"HEY!"
"Joy..."
"Well it sounded like the barney song, then a train, then a weird episode of Sailor Moon..."
Kaiba blinked. "Great..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kirunai: *giggles* MIZZA WUVE WUGAR....
Ekaterina: Mwuhahahahahahahahaha! LOLLIPOPS!
Kaiba: WHY'RE ME AND THE MUTT STILL IN THERE?
Kirunai: *burps* CAUSE I SAY SO!
Kaiba: *sweatdrops*
Kirunai: THANKIES TO ALL MY REVIEWERS AND PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blinks* SIANARA!
Next Chapter~~~ THE RETURN OF YAMI.M. AND YAMI.B.!!!!!!!!! *MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Warnings: *glances around* Language....maybe a hint of other stuffs, but later...
Kirunai: Just to answer Nanashi, I got the idea for Tea/Yami.M. from some of my reviewers, and I think they're cute together. The other couples I just, well, think they're meant for each other.....*shrugs* On with the story! *rides away on horseback*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaiba and Joey stood as far apart as possible, but they were still under the mistletoe, as it seemed to be everywhere in Tea's puny bathroom. They glared at each other. Constantly.
"I'M NOT KISSING HIM!" They both shouted at the same time, for no apparent reason.
"YOU ARE SO! UNLESS YOU 2 WANNA SPEND THE NIGHT CAMPING OUT IN THE BATHROOM! TOGETHER!"
Kaiba and Joey looked around, wondering where the hell the crazy authoress's voice had come from. They sighed, gave up, and went back to glaring.
~~Meanwhile, somewheres else in the house...~~
After Tea had, er, dragged Yugi away, the others had decided they were hungry too, and had sent a grumbling Kirunai to the kitchen. Which is where she was now...
"Good for nothing characters...making me do all the work...now what shall I infect them with...er, I mean, feed them...."
She spend the next few minutes rummaging through Tea's cupboards, until...
"AHA! YOU GUYS LIKE COOKIES?" She called to the living room.
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all answered, somehow....
Kirunai sweatdropped at the response, then placed most of her, uh, specially made spider cookies on a plate and walked back into the kitchen.
~~In the living room~~
Everyone looked up as Kirunai entered carrying a plate of cookies. But they didn't look for long, they dived for the cookies, knocking Kirunai over in the process.
Bakura took a bite. "Um..yummy..."
Malik nodded. "Not peanut butter, but still great."
Tristan agreed. "Never had cookies like this...what kind are they?"
"Huh?" Kirunai stood up slowly.
"HE ASKED WHAT KIND OF COOKIES THEY WERE!"
"ACK! Ok, ok! You didn't have to be THAT loud Yami.M...Geesh....They're spider cookies! Made 'em myself!"
At those words, everyone stopped eating, and looked at their cookies. They shruged, and went back eating though.
Kirunai sweatdropped, and took a seat.
~~~Meanwhile, down in the cellar..~~~
Yugi looked around at all the hude packs of white stuff.
"Uh Tea...?"
"Yes Yugi?" She was busy opening one of those packs.
"What's all this white stuff?"
"Food!"
"Ok....What kind of food?"
Tea finished opening one of the packs. "Uh...chicken! Powder chicken and potatos and carrots! Here, have some!"
"O----" Yugi got cut off as a humongous spponful was stuffed into his mouth. His eyes bugged out and he grinned.
"Good huh?"
"VVVVEEEERRRRRYYYYY GGGGOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!! WWWWWWHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Tea ate a bunch, and the 2 of them ran upstairs.
~~~Back in the livingroom...~~~
They had finished off the cookies, and settled down.
"I wonder where Yugi and Tea are..."
"I dunno Malik..." Bakura shrugged.
"Is it just me, or does some-one hear singing?" Tristan asked.
"Uh...."
"BARNEY WAS A DINOSAUR WITH BIG IMAGINATION, ABC'S AND 1 2 3'S, UH...ARE MY CREATION!!! WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Yugi and Tea bounced into the room.
Everyone else sweatdropped.
Yami glared at Tea. "What have you done to my aibou?!"
Yugi glomped Yami. "I WUVE WOU WAMI!"
Yami sweatdropped. "I love you too Yugi...."
Tea, on the other hand, was running around hitting people on the head...
"DUCK! DUCK! DUCK! DUCK! GOOSE! HAHAHAHA YAMI.B. YOU'RE A GOOSE!"
Kirunai sighed. "I think they got into Tea's cellar..."
Bakura blinked. "What's in there?"
"Her sugar storage..."
Tristan sweatdropped. "You mean...?"
"Yup..."
"CHOO-CHOO!" Yugi blared. "EVERYONE JOIN THE TRAIN!"
Tea giggled, and latched onto Yugi. "ALL ABOARD THE SUGAR EXPRESS! WWWWWWHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The 2 of them started running around the room, choo-choo-ing, amongst more blinking and sweatdrops. They stopped a few minutes later, and ran out of the room.
"When will they be back?" Yami blinked.
"Uh..." Kirunai checked her watch. "5, 4, 3, 2,1---"
Tea and Yugi bounded into the living room, once again, carrying sacks of that o-so-famous white stuff...
"COME-ONE EVERYONE, HAVE SOME CHICKEN! IT'S VERY GGGOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tea announced, and shoved some into Kirunai's mouth, as Yugi did like-wise to Yami.
Yami and Kirunai stood there for a minute, stunned, then went wide-eyed.
"THAT'S SOME GOOOODDDD CHICKEN!" Kirunai declared.
"YUP! WWWHHHHEEEEEE!!!! COME ON AIBOU, LETS DANCE!"
Yami and Yugi danced around the room, while Tea...
"I NEVER EVER WEVER TEVER...HEHEHE THAT RHYMES....REALISED HOW FUN CLIMBING CURTAINS COULD BE!"
And while Tea was doing that, Kirunai was...
"OH MMMAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIKKKKK HONEY-BUNS!!!!!!!"
Malik sweatdropped. "Er, yes?"
Kirunai glomped Malik. "LETS DANCE!" She shoved some, er, chicken into his mouth, and the 2 of them started dancing too.
Yami.M. and Yami.B. had officially decided they were bored, so they dived head first into the bag of white stuff. Re-surfacing some minutes later...
"WELL JOHNNY, THAT WAS GOOD!"
"SURE WAS BOBBY!"
"OK JOHNNY, NOW WHAT?"
"LETS GO PLAY DRESS-UP!"
"OK!"
Yami.M. and Yami.B. ran out of the living room, in the direction of Tea's room.
Bakura and Tristan looked at each other, then at everyone else. They sighed, and ate some of the white stuff. Wide-eyed, they too started dancing...
Tea was now somehow scaling the ceiling, upside-down...
'"THIS IS SUPERLICIOUS DIDIDIDIDIDICIOUS FRUITYLICIOUSLY FUN!!!!!!!!!!"
The 6 people dancing however, were right-side up, crashed into eachother, and landing in one big pile.
"KIRUNAI GET OF MY AIBOU!!"
"NO!"
"YES"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
Yami finally just decided to pull her off but...
"COME ANY CLOSER AND I SHALL PUNISH YOU, IN THE NAME OF THE MOON!"
Yami blinked. "HEY! YOU QUOTED SAILOR MOON!"
Bakura popped his head up out of the pile. "WHICH ISN'T HERS!" Then his head disappeared again.
Yami went to grab Kirunai, but...
BANG! BING! FLIP! FLOP! TWINKIE WINKIE!
"HAHAHAHA MY WAND OF INSANITY HAS PUNISHED YOU!" Kirunai declared, holding a stick.
Yami was there, but dressed up as Britney Spears!
Trsitan, Malik and Bakura had finally untangled themselves, but were now on the floor again, laughing and pointing at Yami, who was dressed in a plaid skirt, white top with vest, had fake boobs, high heels and his hair was in pigtails.
"AH SHADDUP!"
Kirunai giggled and Yugi popped up from underneath her.
"YAMI?!"
"UH, HI AIBOU..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-A-A-A-CHOO!"
Everyone else sweatdropped.
"AUTHORESS! INJUSTICE!" Yami declared.
"GUNDAM WING IS NOT HERS!!!!!! DIE RELENA DIE!!!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!* Bakura declared.
Tristan giggled. "MY BAKURA IS SO SOFTY-WOFTY!"
"WAFFLES?" Malik looked confused.
"NO YOU DIMWIT I SAID WOFTY!" Tristan pulled a mallet from somewhere, and bopped Malik on the head, who went all swirly-eyed.
Bakura giggled. "GO TRISTAN!"
~~~Meanwhile, in the bathroom...~~~
Joey blinked. "Did you just hear something?"
"Like what?" Kaiba sounded bored.
"Noise..."
Kaiba sweatdropped. "Could you be any less specific?"
"HEY!"
"Joy..."
"Well it sounded like the barney song, then a train, then a weird episode of Sailor Moon..."
Kaiba blinked. "Great..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kirunai: *giggles* MIZZA WUVE WUGAR....
Ekaterina: Mwuhahahahahahahahaha! LOLLIPOPS!
Kaiba: WHY'RE ME AND THE MUTT STILL IN THERE?
Kirunai: *burps* CAUSE I SAY SO!
Kaiba: *sweatdrops*
Kirunai: THANKIES TO ALL MY REVIEWERS AND PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blinks* SIANARA!
Next Chapter~~~ THE RETURN OF YAMI.M. AND YAMI.B.!!!!!!!!! *MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*