Disclaimers: YU-GI-OH IS NOT MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warnings: *suspense music plays* L-A-N-G-U-A-G-E!!!
Kaiba: Do I get out of the washroom in this chapter?
Kirunai: MAYBEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: *sweatdrops* Damn sugar...it does things to her brain....
Kirunai: ON WITH THE STORYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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~~In Tea's bedroom....~~
Yami.M. walked out of Tea's closet, wearing, lets just say, a hell of a lot of pink stuff...
"DOES THIS OUTFIT MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
Yami.B. looked up. "NO, OF COURSE NOT!"
"TEA HAS SOME COOL STUFFS!"
"YUP!"
"LETS GO MODEL THEM!"
"OK!"
Yami.M. and Yami.B. grinned and ran out of Tea's room, dressed in some, er, lets just say overly weird clothes....
~~Meanwhile, in the livingroom...~~
"MOMMY HAD A DOLLY AND HER HEAD POPPED OFF!" Tea declared, while hanging from the ceiling lights.
"NUH-UN!" Yami declared.
"YA!"
"NUH-UN!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"MOMMY HAD A DOLLY BUT HER HEAD DIDN'T POP OFF, HER LEG DID!" Yugi joined the debate.
Yami and Tea blinked. Then shrugged, agreeing with Yugi.
"OH BBBBAAAAKKKKUUURRRRRAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Malik screeched.
Tristan pulled out his mallet. "DON'T SAY HIS NAME!"
"WHO, BAKURA?" Malik grinned, trying for the innocent look.
"YES!"
BOP!
Bakura giggled. "WHE-HEEEE!!!!!!!! GO TRISTAN GO!"
BOP!
"WHE-HEEEEEEE!!!! GO ME GO!"
Malik pouted. "BAD MALLET! BAD BOY!"
Tristan grinned. "ME LOVES MY MALIK!"
Malik blinked, Bakura blinked, everyone blinked.
"HAHAHAHAHA! TRISTAN AND MALIK SITTING IN A TREE---" Kirunai screamed.
"I MEANT MALLET! NOT MALIK! I DON'T LIKE MALIK YOU DIMWIT!"
"DON'T CALL ME A DIMWIT!" Kirunai declared, and pulled out her stick---er, wand of insanity.
BANG! BING! FLIP! FLOP! TWINKIE WINKIE!
Yami giggled. "HAHAHAHAHA NOW YOU'RE MICHAEL JACKSON! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Tristan pouted, then giggled. "YA WELL YOU'RE STILL BRITNEY SPEARS!"
"SO?!"
"MICHAEL JACKSON AND BRITNEY SPEARS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS SHOULD HOOK UP!"
"MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yugi, Tea, Bakura and Kirunai sweatdropped as they watched the chase unfold.
~~Meanwhile, in the bathroom...~~
"Ok this is just getting weirder..."
Kaiba sweatdropped, his ear against the door. "Oh geex..ya think?"
"I wanna get out of here!"
"Like I'd wanna stay..."
"HEY!"
~~Back in the livingroom...~~
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yami and Tristan laughed.
They had caught Malik, who was now dressed as Britney Spears/Michael Jackson...Yami and Tristan were back in their usual clothes.
Kirunai blinked. "Now what?"
Tea blinked twice. "Uh...."
"INTRODUCING....YAMI.M. AND YAMI.B.'S FASHION SHOW!!!!!"
Everyone in the livingroom turned to the entrance of the room, then burst out laughing.
'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S A-A-A BALLERINA AND A PILE OF SHIT!"
"COULDN'T OF SAID IT BETTER MYSELF TRISTAN!"
"HEY!" Tea slapped Tristan and Kirunai. "DON'T INSULT MY YAMI.M.!"
"OOOOOOOO!!!!! TEA!!!!!"
"TRISTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And another chase began.
~~Back in the bathroom...~~
"I wanna get out of here..."
"Ya but there's only one way, and I'm not kissing you."
"Never asked ya too mutt."
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
Kaiba sighed. "Ok, ok..."
"So how are we supposed to get out of here?"
"The only way we can."
"You don't mean---" Joey was cut off as Kaiba walked up to him and kissed him. Two minutes later, Kaiba ended it.
"Yuck. Now my mouth tastes like dog..."
"I'll ignore that...gross!"
"Ya but now we get out of here, right?"
Joey blinked. "Uh, how?"
Kaiba sighed. "Lets look around for a way out..."
"Ok."
'AHA! VICTORY!" Kaiba did a little ditty dance around the room.
"Uh, are you alright?"
"Yup! I found us a way out!"
"Great! How?"
Kaiba opened his hand. "With a key!"
Joey sweatdropped. "And where did that come from?"
"It was under the mat..."
Joey sweatdropped. "O.....K.......let's just get out of here!"
Kaiba agreed, and the 2 of them unlocked the door and stepped back into the hallway, both in their heads trying to deny how much they enjoyed that.
"TRISTAN! GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!" A voice called out from the livingroom.
Kaiba and Joey looked at each other, and sweatdropped.
"Sugar..." They both rolled their eyes. "Tea...."
They continued down the hallway, until....
"AHA! GOT 'CHA! I RULE THE WORLD!"
"RULE WHAT WORLD?"
"THE BOOGER WORLD! I GOT IT! SLIPPERY LITTLE BOOGER!"
Kaiba and Joey blinked. "Kirunai...."
Kaiba started rummaging through Tea's hall closet.
"What are you looking for?"
"Well mutt, some of us are smart enough to get some ammo when headed for dangerous territories."
Joey blinked. "Your point being?"
"AHA!" Kaiba lifted up 2 cans. "My point is, I found some of Kirunai's left-over Sweepy Weepy Knock-Out spray!"
Joey blinked, twice. "Which is?"
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST TAKE A CAN, WALK INTO THE LIVINGROOM, AND SPRAY EVERYONE WITH IT!"
"Ok. Even you?"
"NO!"
"ACK! Alright, alright...." Joey sighed.
Kaiba and Joey advanced slowly, and soon found themselves at the entry-way of the livingroom. And the scene in front of them wasn't pretty. Tristan was being chased by Tea, Bakura and Malik were fighting over a mallet, Yugi and Yami were playing leapfrog, and Kirunai was running around in circles, singing the chicken dance, while trying to scratch her belly button while pulling her toe. Somehow...
"Ready mutt?"
"Yup!"
"3, 2, 1---"
SWEESH!
Everyone had frozen where they were, and then all fell down to the ground. Kaiba and Joey sighed, then began the task of dragging them all into a row on the floor.
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Kirunai: *snores*
Kaiba: *rolls eyes* What she MEANS is that she's sorry for not updating for like a week, she wants to thank all her reviewers, she says please review, and she'll try to update soon but she's going away from Friday to Monday so this story might not be updated for a week or so. She says thanks again, again, and again to the reviewers, and she's also sorry that this chapter is kinda, well, stupid, but blame it on the sugar.
Ekaterina and Joey: *applaudes*
Kaiba: *sweatdrops*
Kirunai: *yawns, then snores again*
Warnings: *suspense music plays* L-A-N-G-U-A-G-E!!!
Kaiba: Do I get out of the washroom in this chapter?
Kirunai: MAYBEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: *sweatdrops* Damn sugar...it does things to her brain....
Kirunai: ON WITH THE STORYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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~~In Tea's bedroom....~~
Yami.M. walked out of Tea's closet, wearing, lets just say, a hell of a lot of pink stuff...
"DOES THIS OUTFIT MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
Yami.B. looked up. "NO, OF COURSE NOT!"
"TEA HAS SOME COOL STUFFS!"
"YUP!"
"LETS GO MODEL THEM!"
"OK!"
Yami.M. and Yami.B. grinned and ran out of Tea's room, dressed in some, er, lets just say overly weird clothes....
~~Meanwhile, in the livingroom...~~
"MOMMY HAD A DOLLY AND HER HEAD POPPED OFF!" Tea declared, while hanging from the ceiling lights.
"NUH-UN!" Yami declared.
"YA!"
"NUH-UN!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"MOMMY HAD A DOLLY BUT HER HEAD DIDN'T POP OFF, HER LEG DID!" Yugi joined the debate.
Yami and Tea blinked. Then shrugged, agreeing with Yugi.
"OH BBBBAAAAKKKKUUURRRRRAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Malik screeched.
Tristan pulled out his mallet. "DON'T SAY HIS NAME!"
"WHO, BAKURA?" Malik grinned, trying for the innocent look.
"YES!"
BOP!
Bakura giggled. "WHE-HEEEE!!!!!!!! GO TRISTAN GO!"
BOP!
"WHE-HEEEEEEE!!!! GO ME GO!"
Malik pouted. "BAD MALLET! BAD BOY!"
Tristan grinned. "ME LOVES MY MALIK!"
Malik blinked, Bakura blinked, everyone blinked.
"HAHAHAHAHA! TRISTAN AND MALIK SITTING IN A TREE---" Kirunai screamed.
"I MEANT MALLET! NOT MALIK! I DON'T LIKE MALIK YOU DIMWIT!"
"DON'T CALL ME A DIMWIT!" Kirunai declared, and pulled out her stick---er, wand of insanity.
BANG! BING! FLIP! FLOP! TWINKIE WINKIE!
Yami giggled. "HAHAHAHAHA NOW YOU'RE MICHAEL JACKSON! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Tristan pouted, then giggled. "YA WELL YOU'RE STILL BRITNEY SPEARS!"
"SO?!"
"MICHAEL JACKSON AND BRITNEY SPEARS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS SHOULD HOOK UP!"
"MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yugi, Tea, Bakura and Kirunai sweatdropped as they watched the chase unfold.
~~Meanwhile, in the bathroom...~~
"Ok this is just getting weirder..."
Kaiba sweatdropped, his ear against the door. "Oh geex..ya think?"
"I wanna get out of here!"
"Like I'd wanna stay..."
"HEY!"
~~Back in the livingroom...~~
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yami and Tristan laughed.
They had caught Malik, who was now dressed as Britney Spears/Michael Jackson...Yami and Tristan were back in their usual clothes.
Kirunai blinked. "Now what?"
Tea blinked twice. "Uh...."
"INTRODUCING....YAMI.M. AND YAMI.B.'S FASHION SHOW!!!!!"
Everyone in the livingroom turned to the entrance of the room, then burst out laughing.
'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S A-A-A BALLERINA AND A PILE OF SHIT!"
"COULDN'T OF SAID IT BETTER MYSELF TRISTAN!"
"HEY!" Tea slapped Tristan and Kirunai. "DON'T INSULT MY YAMI.M.!"
"OOOOOOOO!!!!! TEA!!!!!"
"TRISTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And another chase began.
~~Back in the bathroom...~~
"I wanna get out of here..."
"Ya but there's only one way, and I'm not kissing you."
"Never asked ya too mutt."
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
Kaiba sighed. "Ok, ok..."
"So how are we supposed to get out of here?"
"The only way we can."
"You don't mean---" Joey was cut off as Kaiba walked up to him and kissed him. Two minutes later, Kaiba ended it.
"Yuck. Now my mouth tastes like dog..."
"I'll ignore that...gross!"
"Ya but now we get out of here, right?"
Joey blinked. "Uh, how?"
Kaiba sighed. "Lets look around for a way out..."
"Ok."
'AHA! VICTORY!" Kaiba did a little ditty dance around the room.
"Uh, are you alright?"
"Yup! I found us a way out!"
"Great! How?"
Kaiba opened his hand. "With a key!"
Joey sweatdropped. "And where did that come from?"
"It was under the mat..."
Joey sweatdropped. "O.....K.......let's just get out of here!"
Kaiba agreed, and the 2 of them unlocked the door and stepped back into the hallway, both in their heads trying to deny how much they enjoyed that.
"TRISTAN! GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!" A voice called out from the livingroom.
Kaiba and Joey looked at each other, and sweatdropped.
"Sugar..." They both rolled their eyes. "Tea...."
They continued down the hallway, until....
"AHA! GOT 'CHA! I RULE THE WORLD!"
"RULE WHAT WORLD?"
"THE BOOGER WORLD! I GOT IT! SLIPPERY LITTLE BOOGER!"
Kaiba and Joey blinked. "Kirunai...."
Kaiba started rummaging through Tea's hall closet.
"What are you looking for?"
"Well mutt, some of us are smart enough to get some ammo when headed for dangerous territories."
Joey blinked. "Your point being?"
"AHA!" Kaiba lifted up 2 cans. "My point is, I found some of Kirunai's left-over Sweepy Weepy Knock-Out spray!"
Joey blinked, twice. "Which is?"
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST TAKE A CAN, WALK INTO THE LIVINGROOM, AND SPRAY EVERYONE WITH IT!"
"Ok. Even you?"
"NO!"
"ACK! Alright, alright...." Joey sighed.
Kaiba and Joey advanced slowly, and soon found themselves at the entry-way of the livingroom. And the scene in front of them wasn't pretty. Tristan was being chased by Tea, Bakura and Malik were fighting over a mallet, Yugi and Yami were playing leapfrog, and Kirunai was running around in circles, singing the chicken dance, while trying to scratch her belly button while pulling her toe. Somehow...
"Ready mutt?"
"Yup!"
"3, 2, 1---"
SWEESH!
Everyone had frozen where they were, and then all fell down to the ground. Kaiba and Joey sighed, then began the task of dragging them all into a row on the floor.
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Kirunai: *snores*
Kaiba: *rolls eyes* What she MEANS is that she's sorry for not updating for like a week, she wants to thank all her reviewers, she says please review, and she'll try to update soon but she's going away from Friday to Monday so this story might not be updated for a week or so. She says thanks again, again, and again to the reviewers, and she's also sorry that this chapter is kinda, well, stupid, but blame it on the sugar.
Ekaterina and Joey: *applaudes*
Kaiba: *sweatdrops*
Kirunai: *yawns, then snores again*