Disclaimers: You know, there once was a pink princess who lived in a pink castle in the pink world of Pink. She had pink skin and pink clothes and pink everything! Then one day she meant a pink prince who she married on the pink lawn outside the pink castle, and they lived happily ever after in the world of pink! And THATS mine, but Yu-Gi-Oh isn't....

Warnings: BEWARE OF THE PINK!

Kaiba: I know Kirunai swore she would never let Ekaterina do the warnings and disclaimers again, but she's still unconscious, and she *points accusingly at Ekataerina* forced me into letting her do it...

Ekaterina: *snickers* Who ever knew that Kaiba weakens at the sight of an elephant...*shrughs* And then one time there was a blue bunny who had blue fur and blue ears and a blue family and a little blue home and......*keeps going on and on*

Kaiba: Uh-oh...*groans*

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Kaiba and Joey sighed, propped the last of the, er, bodies up, and sat down on the couch.

"Why'd you do that?"

"Do what?"

"You know...back in the bathroom..."

"Why'd I kiss you?"

"Ya..." Joey blushed.

"Well, er...um...uh...HOLY SHIT LOOK AT MALIK!" Kaiba rocketed a few feet in the air, seeming glad for an excuse for not having to answer that particular question.

"AHHH! AND LOOK AT YAMI.M.!"

"HAHAHA A BALLERINA! Well, sort of....hey Joey?"

"Yes?"

"Where's Yami.B...." Kaiba blinked.

"Um....I think thats him..." Joey pointed to what looked like a large pile of shit on the ground...

Kaiba sweatdropped. "If you say so...now what do we do? They won't be up for at least a couple hours, so?"

"Um....."

~~30 minutes later~~

"So I was like 'are we there yet?' and my pop was like 'no!' so I was like 'are we there now?' and my pop was like, 'no!' so I was like---"

"SHUT-UP!" Kaiba groaned, and put his head in his hands.

"Ok..."

~~Another 30 minutes later~~

"One hair...2 hairs...3 hairs...4 hairs..."

"STOP COUNTING HOW MANY HAIRS I HAVE!"

Joey stuck out his tongue. "I was almost a quarter done of your eyebrow! Party pooper..."

"No...that would be Yami.B...." Kaiba snickered, then stretched out on the couch, pushing Joey off.

"HEY!" Joey climbed up, jumped onto the couch, and pushed Kaiba off. Or tried, at least. Which resulted in then classic couch position. Joey grabbing Kaiba's wrists while on top of him, and trying to push him off.

Kaiba glanced up at Joey, then at his wrists. Joey followed his gaze, a blush spreading across his face as he realised what he was doing, and let go. Which resulted in him being shoved off the couch. Again.

Kaiba smirked, rolled over onto his side so as to not have to face Joey, and closed his eyes. Joey on the other hand...

SPRING!

Kaiba groaned. Which was expected after having your body thrown several yards. He opened his eyes and glared at Joey, who was standing at the side of the couch, a hand on the pull-out-bed release lever. Grinning like a maniac. 'I love that about Joey, his attempts to be funny, and causes me bodily harm....' Kaiba blinked. 'Wait a minute...did I just think what I thought a thought? I put the words 'love' and 'Joey' in the same sentence??? Ok that settles it. When I get out of here, I'm not only going to have to see a doctor, I'm going to need a psychiatrist!'

Joey looked over at Kaiba, who was apparently in some sort of a trance. Shrugging, he layed down on the now fully extented pulled out pull out bed, closed his eyes, and fell instantly to sleep.

Kaiba quickly pulled himself together, and looked over at the couch/bed where Joey was apparently sleeping. He sighed, walked over, and layed down beside him.

~~Who knows how much longer later...that being said, does anyone actually care?! ((EKATERINA!)) Ack! Ok...um...2 and a half hours later...~~

Kaiba yawned, and hugged his teddy bear closer, loving the feeling of it's silky fur against his face. Wait a minute...teddy bear?! Kaiba immediatly released his so-called teddy bear, opened his eyes, and screamed. And I mean really screamed. (A/N~ Who knew Kaiba could scream?*snickers*)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Joey rolled over onto his other side, and opened his eyes. Causing him to scream.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tea, standing above them, sighed. "For the love of god, no...wait...for the love between Kaiba and Joey...." Both of which were now glaring at her. "They're only sock puppets!"

Kaiba rolled his eyes. "No they're not!"

Joey nodded his head in agreement. "They're Barney and co. sock puppets!" He shivered, sat up, and jumped off the bed. Well, more like fell off the bed...

Yugi and co. immediatly ran over to his side. Well, all except Kaiba who was still on the bed in shock after seeing those horrible sock puppets. And seriously, how could you blame him...?

Tristan shook Joey. "Joey? Joey? You alright?"

"Who's Joey? That's not my name!" Yami.B. declared.

Bakura rolled his eyes. "He wasn't talking to you Yami.B...."

"Oh...."

Tristan sighed, and tried again. "Joey! Joey! Wake up!" But, still no reaction...."Any ideas guys?"

"I KNOW!" Kirunai ran off, to many curious glances, and ran right back in carrying a bowl of white powder, which she dumped on Joey. Then she took her shoes and socks off, and turned to face everyone else. "Come on people! Get those feet bare!"

Everyone else sweatdropped. "Why?"

"Because that---" She pointed to the white powder that now covered Joey. "Is snap powder! If we step on him, it'll snap!"

"And probably break a few ribs..." Malik mumured to Yami.B...

"You know what Malik?"

"Yes Kirunai?"

"You're no good at mumuring..." Everyone else nodded their heads in agreement, as Malik sweatdropped.

Tristan sighed. "But he has a point...most of us are too heavy..." He looked up to see almost everyone glaring at him. "I mean, um, to muscular..." Well that got rid of a few glares..."Uh, to pretty?" There. No more glares! "To walk on him...I vote Yugi and Bakura do it!"

Malik waved his hand in the air. "I second it!"

"I third it!"

"I fifth it!"

"Yami.M.! You forgot fourth!" Tea shouted accusingly.

"What's a fourth?"

"The next one!"

"The next one what?"

"In the line!"

"What line? I don't see a line! Well, besides the ones on your forehead..."

"You just wait until I get you alone!"

Kaiba stared, finally over his shock. "As long as you don't get pregnant Tea..."

Tea blushed. "I meant I was gonna kill him, not have s---"

Yami had a hand to Tea mouth, a threatning look in his eyes, and a rubber chickenin his other hand. "Not. Around. The. Innnocent!"

"ACK! Ok, ok. HEY! That's MY rubber chicken! Give!"

"No."

"Give!"

"No!"

"GIVE!"

"NO!"

"GGGGIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!"

Tristan blinked. "Wow Tea..you really freak me out sometimes?"

Tea blinked, and turned away from Yami who was clutching the rubber chicken possessively. "Why?"

"Well, among other things, you really know how to sound like Relena...." Tristan shuddered.

"Like to see you try!" Tea stuck out her tongue.

Tristan sweatdropped. "It wasn't a compliment..."

"Oh....What was it then?"

"Um....."

"Was it an insult?"

"No...."

"Was it a joke?"

"No....it was a..."

"SPIT IT OUT!"

"ACK! Ok, ok..it was a ..um...clinsultoke!" Tristan announced, among many sweatdrops....

Tea blinked. "A what?"

"A clinsultoke!"

"Wasn't he the President of the United States once?"

Tristan sweatdropped. "No....."

"GUYS!"

Everyone turned to look at Yugi, who was still standing beside Joey in concern.

"He's waking up!" Yugi pointed at Joey, who was starting to stir. Everyone ran over to Joey side, or sides, of head, does that count as a side? Ok, never mind...Anyways...

Joey opened his eyes and groaned. "What happened?"

"You fell..." Malik shrugged.

Yugi's head popped up in Joey's face. "Are you alright?"

Joey slowly sat up. "Ya...but I think that fall did something to my head..."

Kaiba grunted. "Wasn't it bad enough...?"

"Oh shut-up!"

Bakura sighed. "Why would you think that anyway, Joey?"

"Because, well, it's like a TV." Everyone sweatdropped, but Joey didn't notice, so he just continued. "I mean, everytime I turn my head a different way, I get like a TV signal or something cause right now my head is like on the news channel or something...."

Tea blinked. "What's it saying?"

"Something about pink fluffy flying elephants with purple polka dots invading the world with their almighty powers of stomping things..."

Once again, everyone sweatdropped. Then laughed.

"HEY! It's not funny!"

Kirunai perked up. "I know! Let's turn on the TV!" She paused. "Tea, you do have the news channel, right?"

"Uh.....I think so...."

"Good!" Kirunai rushed over and turned on the TV, switching it immediatly to the news channel.

The news caster was looking excited, and was talking very fast. "Once again, we have reports from all over the world that millions of pink fluffy flying elephants with purple polka dots are invading the world, using their almighty stomping powers to destroy all the mice...In other news...."

Joey grabbed the remote, turned the TV off, and did a little ditty dance around the room. "HAH! I told ya so!"

Everyone one else sweatdropped, and shook their heads in disbelief. All the while wondering if Joey's new found "power" would be a good thing...

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Kaiba: *sweatdrops, once again* Where in the world did that *points up* come from?

Kirunai: Oh leave me alone...

Ekaterina: But I want an answer! *waves around a sign saying 'I want an answer' *

Kirunai and Kaiba: *sweatdrops*

Kirunai: Oh fine...this chapter did seem kinda stupid, do ya think I should replace it with a different one, or just work on writing the next one?

Kaiba: Next one I guess...

Ekaterina: *pouts*

Kirunai: Sorry people for not updating for so long! I was in a slump, then I went away for a week and a half, then I came back in a slumpy state...

Ekaterina: *whispers* Who are you talking to?

Kirunai: *bops Ekaterina on the head with Tristan's mallet* The reviewers!

Tristan: *walks in* Can I have my mallet back?

Kirunai: *shrugs* Ya sure...*hands Mallet back to Tristan*

Ekaterina: *tries to glomp Tristan but gets knocked out of the mallet*

Kaiba: *snickers* Hopeless...