Disclaimer: I own Yu-Gi-Oh. Sure I do...ya huh...*nods* (In other words, if you were stupid enough to believe that, well...)
Warnings: I'm writing this. Reading may cause insane laughter, horrible boredom, headaches, violent reactions towards me or what I write in this crazy thing called a story, and/or severe head trauma. Don't ask me why.
Ekaterina: Why?
Kirunai: Don't. Ask. *pulls out shotgun before Ekaterina can say anything else* Anyways, I can't believe I havn't updated this for like, 7 months! I think....*counts on finger* Ya, 7. I'm so sorry, but I couldn't think of anything! Not that my thinking results in anything useful, but hey, it results in this insanity. Ya gotta love it...
Ekaterina: Interesting...*runs off*
Kirunai: I will never understand her...her stupidity must be different then mine....continuing....
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"Do you guys think we should be doing this?"
"Yes Yugi, it's absolutely necessary to hang Joey upside-down from the fan, covered in still-wet paper mache, and whack him repeatedly on the head."
"Why?"
"Uh, because..." Kaiba was losing control. Damn those eyes!
"Because if we don't, his crazy TV thingy will drive me crazy!"
"Uh, Tea, you ARE crazy..."
"WHO ASKED YOU?!" And, yes, this resulted in Yami.M. being chased by an overly hyper Tea. Again.
"Anyways, let's just get it over with." Stated Kirunai. Brandishing the bat. "Me first!"
"No, me!" Tea was back. And there was no sign of Yami.M....Malik sighed and went off in search of his Yami, knowing he's probably find him in a ridiculous outfit knocked unconscious somewhere. He only had to find out where.
"ME!"
"NO! ME!"
"ME!"
"GIVE ME THE BAT OR DDDIIIIIIEEEE!!!" Tea lunged for the bat. And missed.
"NO! MY PRECIOUS!!!" Kirunai clutched the bat protectively, while everyone else in the living room, minus Tea, blinked.
"Somebody's been watching too much Lord Of The Rings..." Tristan commented. He wasn't worried. He had his mallet.
"I will not be insulted by a pointy-eared!"
"Hey! Tristan's not pointy eared!" Bakura paused. "Or, well, at least not last time I checked..."
"Which was...?"
"Last time he got his hair cut. You can't see his ears now..." Bakura pointed at Tristan's hair, which was unusually long.
Tea grinned. "Well, we can fix that. Now where did I put my scissors...I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere Trissie!" And she ran off. Again.
Tristan gulped. Uh-oh...
~~~~Meanwhile, upstairs...~~~~
Poke.
"Yami.M., wakey wakey..."
Poke poke.
"Helllooooo?!"
Poke, poke, poke.
"YAMI.M.!"
Slam!
"OWWWWW!!!!" Yami.M. sat up from the bathroom floor. "What was that for?!"
"You wouldn't wake up." Malik answered, only slightly peeved. Ya, right, slightly...
"Well you didn't have to----AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" Malik sighed and plugged his ears. Damn bathroom had mirrors. Damn Tea had clothes. And now Yami.M. was dressed in her clothes. But on the other hand, the black leather mini-skirt and hot pink tube top could be useful in, eh, other things. He-he-he....
~~~Back to Tea...~~~
"Scissors, scissors, scissors..." Tea hopped around, enthusiastic about getting to cut 'Trissie's' hair. "If I were scissors, where would I be...."
Then a thought hit her. (A/N: Her, Tea. A thought. Scary...)
"I know!"
~~~And back to the living room...~~~
"Woof sumhubdy dit se durmn?!" Joey, was, lets just say, not in the most comfortable position.
"No. Nobody's getting you down."
"Er, Kirunai?" Yugi blinked.
"Yup?"
"How do you understand him?"
This time, Kirunai blinked. "Can't you guys?"
"Uh...no...."
*Ekaterina pops up, says "interesting....", and leaves.*
"Well, when I was little, a sink fell on my head. Could that have something to do with it?"
"Oh, gee," Bakura rolled his eyes. "Ya think?"
Kirunai crossed her arms. "I don't think."
"Oh ya..." And with that, Bakura went back to trying to comfort Tristan who was sitting on the ground, shivering in silent terror with the fact that Tea was going to cut his hair.
"Wyes?!"
"Ya Joey?" Kirunai was now having fun poking Yugi and Yami's hair, who now both had rather large anime sweatdrops...
"Dit se durmn!"
"Uh, no, not getting you down. Busy."
Poke.
"Weeze?"
Poke.
"Nah...this is much funner."
Poke.
"Er, Kirunai?"
Poke.
"Ya Yug?"
Poke.
"Could you please stop poking my hair?"
"Oh, ok..."
Poke.
"Yami's too..."
"Oh. Damn...." Kirunai sighed, and looked around. Then grinned. "Oh Kaiba..."
~~~Again, back to Tea...~~~
"I've got you my pretty, and your little dog too!" Tea blinked. "No, wait, that's not right..." Then she shrugged. Close enough. She had her scissors, she was happy. All was well in th world.
Well, not all. The yellow brick road was still crappy-in-gold, Toto was still ugly, and the Tin Man still squeaked. But other then that....
Yup, this was gonna be fun. I wonder what Tristan would look like bald...
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Kirunai: Well, that was stupid, and pointless. Yay! But I think I'm losing my humor...*sigh*
Ekaterina: What was that?!
Kirunai: Shut-up. *pulls out shotgun again*
Ekaterina: *gulps and runs off to God-knows-where...*
Kirunai: Anyways, I'm not exactly positive that I'll continue this story, being as, yes, I'm losing my humor. But hey, review and tell me if I should or not, or give me some ideas. I could certainly use them...And, hehe, what is Malik thinking? *grins*
Warnings: I'm writing this. Reading may cause insane laughter, horrible boredom, headaches, violent reactions towards me or what I write in this crazy thing called a story, and/or severe head trauma. Don't ask me why.
Ekaterina: Why?
Kirunai: Don't. Ask. *pulls out shotgun before Ekaterina can say anything else* Anyways, I can't believe I havn't updated this for like, 7 months! I think....*counts on finger* Ya, 7. I'm so sorry, but I couldn't think of anything! Not that my thinking results in anything useful, but hey, it results in this insanity. Ya gotta love it...
Ekaterina: Interesting...*runs off*
Kirunai: I will never understand her...her stupidity must be different then mine....continuing....
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"Do you guys think we should be doing this?"
"Yes Yugi, it's absolutely necessary to hang Joey upside-down from the fan, covered in still-wet paper mache, and whack him repeatedly on the head."
"Why?"
"Uh, because..." Kaiba was losing control. Damn those eyes!
"Because if we don't, his crazy TV thingy will drive me crazy!"
"Uh, Tea, you ARE crazy..."
"WHO ASKED YOU?!" And, yes, this resulted in Yami.M. being chased by an overly hyper Tea. Again.
"Anyways, let's just get it over with." Stated Kirunai. Brandishing the bat. "Me first!"
"No, me!" Tea was back. And there was no sign of Yami.M....Malik sighed and went off in search of his Yami, knowing he's probably find him in a ridiculous outfit knocked unconscious somewhere. He only had to find out where.
"ME!"
"NO! ME!"
"ME!"
"GIVE ME THE BAT OR DDDIIIIIIEEEE!!!" Tea lunged for the bat. And missed.
"NO! MY PRECIOUS!!!" Kirunai clutched the bat protectively, while everyone else in the living room, minus Tea, blinked.
"Somebody's been watching too much Lord Of The Rings..." Tristan commented. He wasn't worried. He had his mallet.
"I will not be insulted by a pointy-eared!"
"Hey! Tristan's not pointy eared!" Bakura paused. "Or, well, at least not last time I checked..."
"Which was...?"
"Last time he got his hair cut. You can't see his ears now..." Bakura pointed at Tristan's hair, which was unusually long.
Tea grinned. "Well, we can fix that. Now where did I put my scissors...I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere Trissie!" And she ran off. Again.
Tristan gulped. Uh-oh...
~~~~Meanwhile, upstairs...~~~~
Poke.
"Yami.M., wakey wakey..."
Poke poke.
"Helllooooo?!"
Poke, poke, poke.
"YAMI.M.!"
Slam!
"OWWWWW!!!!" Yami.M. sat up from the bathroom floor. "What was that for?!"
"You wouldn't wake up." Malik answered, only slightly peeved. Ya, right, slightly...
"Well you didn't have to----AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" Malik sighed and plugged his ears. Damn bathroom had mirrors. Damn Tea had clothes. And now Yami.M. was dressed in her clothes. But on the other hand, the black leather mini-skirt and hot pink tube top could be useful in, eh, other things. He-he-he....
~~~Back to Tea...~~~
"Scissors, scissors, scissors..." Tea hopped around, enthusiastic about getting to cut 'Trissie's' hair. "If I were scissors, where would I be...."
Then a thought hit her. (A/N: Her, Tea. A thought. Scary...)
"I know!"
~~~And back to the living room...~~~
"Woof sumhubdy dit se durmn?!" Joey, was, lets just say, not in the most comfortable position.
"No. Nobody's getting you down."
"Er, Kirunai?" Yugi blinked.
"Yup?"
"How do you understand him?"
This time, Kirunai blinked. "Can't you guys?"
"Uh...no...."
*Ekaterina pops up, says "interesting....", and leaves.*
"Well, when I was little, a sink fell on my head. Could that have something to do with it?"
"Oh, gee," Bakura rolled his eyes. "Ya think?"
Kirunai crossed her arms. "I don't think."
"Oh ya..." And with that, Bakura went back to trying to comfort Tristan who was sitting on the ground, shivering in silent terror with the fact that Tea was going to cut his hair.
"Wyes?!"
"Ya Joey?" Kirunai was now having fun poking Yugi and Yami's hair, who now both had rather large anime sweatdrops...
"Dit se durmn!"
"Uh, no, not getting you down. Busy."
Poke.
"Weeze?"
Poke.
"Nah...this is much funner."
Poke.
"Er, Kirunai?"
Poke.
"Ya Yug?"
Poke.
"Could you please stop poking my hair?"
"Oh, ok..."
Poke.
"Yami's too..."
"Oh. Damn...." Kirunai sighed, and looked around. Then grinned. "Oh Kaiba..."
~~~Again, back to Tea...~~~
"I've got you my pretty, and your little dog too!" Tea blinked. "No, wait, that's not right..." Then she shrugged. Close enough. She had her scissors, she was happy. All was well in th world.
Well, not all. The yellow brick road was still crappy-in-gold, Toto was still ugly, and the Tin Man still squeaked. But other then that....
Yup, this was gonna be fun. I wonder what Tristan would look like bald...
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Kirunai: Well, that was stupid, and pointless. Yay! But I think I'm losing my humor...*sigh*
Ekaterina: What was that?!
Kirunai: Shut-up. *pulls out shotgun again*
Ekaterina: *gulps and runs off to God-knows-where...*
Kirunai: Anyways, I'm not exactly positive that I'll continue this story, being as, yes, I'm losing my humor. But hey, review and tell me if I should or not, or give me some ideas. I could certainly use them...And, hehe, what is Malik thinking? *grins*