Alucard laughed weirdly, making it last for almost a minute, and then went back to sitting; moving his feet back from under him, he picked up his glass and drank the last bit. His teeth showed brightly as he did so; he lowered the empty cup and discarded it, forgotten, and then turned to notice Seras watching him.
He put the empty glass down and tried to stand up, his wobbly legs holding him for only a few seconds until he fell to the floor again. He started laughing insanely as Seras did.
"If Integra came in here now, we would get her drunk and then have a merry old time...mwahahaha...ahhh, it's not use to get up..." He slumped over himself; there was more left in the bottle, but he knew if he took it, then he really was going to feel it tomorrow night.
Seras set her glass down, trying for herself as she put her hands on the edge of the bed; trying to pull herself up. She did, but she had to lean over the bed; but her balance was pretty much fucked up and she fell, sitting on her bed, blinking as it registered to her.
"—And I don't think I'd be able to lift you up this time, Master...hehe..."
He glanced lazily up at her, his grin faltering slightly; his eyes still a bit hazy, he could only make out certain objects...such as the bed and Seras, and the walls and glasses, but no more. He, of course, was too amused with the effects to really pay attention to such little details. Not like he cared.
"Ahh, Seras, it doesn't matter if I'm on the floor...one place is good enough for a vampire...unless you wanted to join me...?" He laughed at his own misery; he knew he was too tall to even try to stand. To his surprise, she hopped off the bed, that coming as an easy movement for her, and fell back to her knees again as she slid down the edge the rest of the way.
"What were you saying?"
He wasted no time and wrapped his arms around her and stared directly at her, his eyes a little darker than they should have been.
"...And I thought you didn't want to play with me."
She stared up at him foggily, like she wasn't really there; there was a huge grin on her face, though.
"Naaaa-ni? What makes you think that, now?"
He continued his daring feat and slid his arms around her waist, laying his head on her chest; it was comfortable enough for him.
"Hmmm...Choices. Bed or floor? Tough choice..." He said sarcastically. "...Unless you don't mind using me as a pillow."
She yawned wide, her arms around his neck. "I don't care."
"Hmm...Then you wouldn't mind me using you, then...mwahahaha..." He pushed her to the floor and just lay there with his head on her chest and his arms still locked around her waist. Seras snorted, then with a heave she sat up; Alucard still hanging on her oddly. Her face was strangely relaxed, as her mind was not totally there.
"'Ey... I didn't say that..." She grinned sideways as if her face wasn't functioning normally.
"Then what would be the pillow? A floor doesn't make a very good one." He was interested on how she would handle this. She looked around the room with a pair of lazy eyes and then stopped, looking down at him.
"...Good question, master."
Alucard looked at her, amused by her little expressions; he wasn't completely 'there' either, but then again, he never was to begin with. He looked her up and down deliberately with piercing red eyes, and then sat up to more of a sitting posture, his arms tightening around her. Seras blinked, then cackled with a lopsided grin as she was practically pulled onto him.
"Mast'r is very quick...hehe..." And yet...she seemed to have no problem with this. He grinned even wider, his face warming a tinge in his drunken stupor.
He leaned too much and slid over himself, falling hard on his back on the floor; since he was leaning on Seras, she came down with him. He shook his head in an attempt to clear it, but only making it dizzier and fuzzier.
"Mwahahaha...Now that was a doozy...hehehe..." His cloudy eyes had a hint of playfulness; he was definitely having fun.
Seras landed on him, her face right smack into his chest and just missed his tie, and lay sprawled out on him; her arms out to her sides. It looked like she just did a swan dive onto him and landed, with her legs sprawled out in odd angles she stayed there motionless, then started giggling insanely into his shirt. Alucard could not help but smile and laugh himself, as he stared down at Seras.
"...Hmmm...I didn't know that pillows could laugh."
She stopped abruptly and planted her hands on either side of him on the ground, and then crawled up to look down at him; she had a strange expression on her face that was quite unreadable.
"I thought you were the pillow..."
He was deeply amused by this and smiled evilly, moving his hands to hold her up and steady her by placing them on her shoulders.
"We are both pillows...mwahahaha...Pillow who fall over each other and look like a sack of potatoes...mwahahaha...hmmm...bunchy...he he he..." Alucard was starting to not make any sense at all; the alcoholic blood was probably starting to get to him at this point, making him just about incomprehensible. She stared down blankly at him, moving her right leg over to his right hip, and her other leg staying where it was near his left hip.
She looked down at herself, and then looked back down at him just as blankly.
"...Hey..."
He looked up at her, bewildered by her change of position, but half-smiled nonetheless; he knew she was tipsier than he, as it has different effects on everyone, but the position she was in, right over him...
"Hmm...What...You telling me that we do not bunch up?...Mwahahaha..." Still making no sense whatsoever, he resisted the urge to do anything too out there, and just brought his arms down from her shoulders and rested them on the sides of her waist. Seras looked at him, cocking her head to one side.
"I don't think I understand you, master..."
Alucard was even more amused; the stuff had gone past her head and into her sense. Normally, he wouldn't even deal with someone that bad off, but as it was Seras, it was entertaining. His red eyes glinted at her, still trying to hint...but since she was still not getting it, he was forced to explain, which was kind of awkward for him.
"Hmm...And I thought I was bad like this..." He said to himself, chuckling. "...Bunch up, Seras...ummm...Positions such as this..." He trailed off, raising an eyebrow; his voice was neither high nor deep, but rather somewhat sarcastic and monotonous. Seras did the same as he did, but raised both of her eyebrows.
"Ohh...That's what I thought you meant..." She moved herself forward, her hands resting flat, palm-down on the floor on either side of his shoulders, and she stared down at him.
With their faces but only 5 or 6 inches apart from each other, he could instantly smell the alcoholic blood on her non-existent breath; it was not the prettiest thing in the world, but this whole situation amused him so much that he didn't mind. He even wondered what his must smell like.
He smiled, his red eyes now as bright as the color of blood they had drank; he knew that she didn't understand as much as she did before as was covering herself, but it was still funny. He chuckled lightly, one that hung in his throat.
As she pushed down on him, he was even more inclined to hold her more, but he already knew what would happen then and couldn't risk it.
"Hmm...You seem a bit hasty tonight, Seras..."
Her eyes gleamed through the haziness and she grinned albeit evilly, her senses not totally gone but most were not present.
"You're right..." She peered down at him. "Comfortable down there, are you?"
Alucard looked up at Seras, his red eyes filled with warmth...and yet, he still hesitated. The slight, and rather rare redness of her cheeks made sure that she was more gone than she was before.
"As comfortable as I could be, Seras."
She stuck out her tongue at him randomly, like a child would, and then fell on him—hard—as her hands slipped out from under her. Alucard braced for impact, but had very little time and, well, it didn't help much. He cackled at strange gesture, even for Seras.
His eyes deep with concern and humor, he looked down at her; she was still lying on him in that...inspiring position of hers, which took a lot out of him to just not say anything about.
"Mwahahaha...Maybe you should get drunk more often...hehe...It's more like you."
"More like me?...Naa..." She mumbled, the side of her face mooshed into his tie/shirt.
"Yes, Seras...It makes you more childish, like when I first met you...all those years ago..." He took one of his hands and ran it through her hair, her bangs flopping slightly, showing brief highlights as they moved. "...How I remember you best." The same hand slipped over her back to give her more support in case she was going to try and get up again...
Seras did get up again, wobbly at first but did it all the same. She collapsed again purposely this time so her head now rested near his neck; her hands at her sides coiled themselves around him and she grinned.
"I remember that..." It was an amazing feat that she recalled, since she was kind of in a weird stupor at this point. Her eyes closing halfway, she seemed a little drowsy, and she kept her legs in their interesting straddling position.
Alucard looked at her, practicing his long-lost ability of self-control and resisted his ever-growing urges, due to her position; he refused to do anything when she was not in her right state of mind, so he moved his arm on her back to her hip.
"Hmmm...Sleepy, Seras?" He held onto her, enjoying the fact that he was a suitable pillow. She shook her head a little.
"No..." She blinked, and her eyes grew heavy, suddenly falling asleep right then and there.
With the hand on her side he lifted up her head; she was definitely out cold, but looked peaceful enough. The hand that was around her hip he moved her closer, as she was shivering slightly for some unknown reason.
"Hmm...Even asleep, you're strangely...cute." It had been quite a while since he used that word to describe something, let alone someone. He fought the urges inside of him to do some, well, nasty things that would go unmentioned, as she was just there. But he would not allow it.
He let the hand that was on her face slide behind his head as he relaxed, staring at the ceiling; allowing his own eyes to close...
AN: What happens to our favorite vampiric twosome when Lady Integra physically and emotionally harasses them? They go and get drunk, yeah-ahhh!!! Then...of course, you can guess what the answer is to two vampires + blood martinis...yep...HENTAI STUFF! o_o''...Don't be too surprised, about 70% of this story is hentai stuff...you can never have enough. ...^_^