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An: I am sorry that it took so long to post this. I have been busy! Please do not inquire HOW I have been! Just read and review!
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"Now, Lee-san, may I leave?" she asked as he pulled away from her.
"No, Sakura-san. You will be happy here," he said simply.
"No, I won't! Let me out of here, now!" Sakura said, stomping her foot impatiently. She dashed to the door and tried to open it. "Locked," she muttered under her breath. "Crap." She turned back to Lee, who was swinging a set of keys merrily.
"Lee-san, gimme the keys!" Sakura yelled angrily, lunging at him. He sidestepped easily and caught Sakura around the waist. She looked up at him, her face contorted in rage. She swung a hand at his face, and he dodged. However, he lost his grip on Sakura and she fell to the floor. She moaned and got up, rubbing her head.
"I don't want to fight you, Lee-san," she said in a dangerously soft tone.
"You are so cute when you're angry!" he said lovingly, flashing his blindingly white smile at her.
"But desperate times call for desperate measures." Sakura quickly stood up and lunged at Lee, reaching for a kunai. She hissed angrily when she found her ninja pack and tools missing, but continued her assault. She punched, he blocked- she kicked, her dodged. Finally, after about five minutes of futile attacks, she scored a solid punch across his cheek. His beady eyes widened in shock as he fell to the carpet, a small trickle of blood running from his mouth. Sakura resisted the urge to help him up.
"Let me go, Lee-san," she said menacingly. Lee struggled up, clutching his swollen cheek tenderly. He managed a weak smile.
"No, Sakura-san. I will take this beating from you, I will take the verbal assault, I will take your angry feelings- I cannot let you leave." He chuckled slightly, looking at her lovingly. Sakura felt her heart wrench as he looked at her like that- with utmost devotion.
"Lee-san, I'm sorry about all of this, but I love Sasuke-kun," she said. "I can't change it all." She walked over to him slowly, looking seriously into his eyes and bringing a hand to his swollen cheek.
"Now give me the keys," she commanded. He bitterly held up the keys, and Sakura snatched them away. She fumbled with each one, trying to fit it in the lock. Lee chuckled from behind her.
"Those aren't the keys for that lock," he said, his voice a tad too evil for his personage. "I had Ino lock us in from the outside."
"WHAT? INO-PIG?" Sakura yelled disbelievingly. Lee nodded.
"We made a deal- I wanted you away from Sasuke, and so did she. You should get comfortable, we'll be here a while." Sakura flopped back down on the bed.
"You idiot," she muttered. "What will we do about food?" Lee smiled and walked over to the closet. He opened it, revealing a shelf full of non- perishables and assorted foods.
"I packed for a month!" he said proudly. "By then you will have forgotten Sasuke!" Sakura sighed and flopped down onto her stomach, resting her aching head on the pillow.
"What happens if it runs out?" she asked.
"Ino promised to check on us in two weeks!" he said happily. Sakura groaned.
"Well, now that that is all explained, I'm going back to sleep," she said irritably. She sighed and let herself drift to sleep.
An: I am sorry that it took so long to post this. I have been busy! Please do not inquire HOW I have been! Just read and review!
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"Now, Lee-san, may I leave?" she asked as he pulled away from her.
"No, Sakura-san. You will be happy here," he said simply.
"No, I won't! Let me out of here, now!" Sakura said, stomping her foot impatiently. She dashed to the door and tried to open it. "Locked," she muttered under her breath. "Crap." She turned back to Lee, who was swinging a set of keys merrily.
"Lee-san, gimme the keys!" Sakura yelled angrily, lunging at him. He sidestepped easily and caught Sakura around the waist. She looked up at him, her face contorted in rage. She swung a hand at his face, and he dodged. However, he lost his grip on Sakura and she fell to the floor. She moaned and got up, rubbing her head.
"I don't want to fight you, Lee-san," she said in a dangerously soft tone.
"You are so cute when you're angry!" he said lovingly, flashing his blindingly white smile at her.
"But desperate times call for desperate measures." Sakura quickly stood up and lunged at Lee, reaching for a kunai. She hissed angrily when she found her ninja pack and tools missing, but continued her assault. She punched, he blocked- she kicked, her dodged. Finally, after about five minutes of futile attacks, she scored a solid punch across his cheek. His beady eyes widened in shock as he fell to the carpet, a small trickle of blood running from his mouth. Sakura resisted the urge to help him up.
"Let me go, Lee-san," she said menacingly. Lee struggled up, clutching his swollen cheek tenderly. He managed a weak smile.
"No, Sakura-san. I will take this beating from you, I will take the verbal assault, I will take your angry feelings- I cannot let you leave." He chuckled slightly, looking at her lovingly. Sakura felt her heart wrench as he looked at her like that- with utmost devotion.
"Lee-san, I'm sorry about all of this, but I love Sasuke-kun," she said. "I can't change it all." She walked over to him slowly, looking seriously into his eyes and bringing a hand to his swollen cheek.
"Now give me the keys," she commanded. He bitterly held up the keys, and Sakura snatched them away. She fumbled with each one, trying to fit it in the lock. Lee chuckled from behind her.
"Those aren't the keys for that lock," he said, his voice a tad too evil for his personage. "I had Ino lock us in from the outside."
"WHAT? INO-PIG?" Sakura yelled disbelievingly. Lee nodded.
"We made a deal- I wanted you away from Sasuke, and so did she. You should get comfortable, we'll be here a while." Sakura flopped back down on the bed.
"You idiot," she muttered. "What will we do about food?" Lee smiled and walked over to the closet. He opened it, revealing a shelf full of non- perishables and assorted foods.
"I packed for a month!" he said proudly. "By then you will have forgotten Sasuke!" Sakura sighed and flopped down onto her stomach, resting her aching head on the pillow.
"What happens if it runs out?" she asked.
"Ino promised to check on us in two weeks!" he said happily. Sakura groaned.
"Well, now that that is all explained, I'm going back to sleep," she said irritably. She sighed and let herself drift to sleep.