Chapter 2
Introductions
Part 4
Classic Tinker
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"Stupid vatch. Vhere ish Forge vhen you need him?" Kurt growled under his breath. He was stuck at home once again thanks to his holo-watch shorting out. It never failed. Atleast once every two weeks it broke down, shorted out, or exploded. He was seriously starting to doubt Forge's handy work. He sighed and closed the book he was pretending to read and headed out of his room. He was so distracted he didn't bother with teleporting. *Vhat's zhe use?*
He slung the book under his arm and marched halfheartedly towards the stairs. He knew this way by heart so he didn't even bother to look up when he walked. He was lost in his own thoughts.
*Vhy doesn't he just make more zan vne vatch? It vould sure make my life easier.*
**Ha, that's a laugh. Kurt mein friend...face it. Your life isn't going to get easier.** His brain tried to reason. **You are a blue fur coverd boy. I doubt easy was even in your star vhen you vere born.**
*Oh shut up.*
**You know I'm right.**
"Ja Ja." He huffed into the air and rounded the corner and ran right into someone. In a tangle of arms and legs the stumbled towards the stairs and tripped on the carpet. This wasn't going to end well.
"ACK, going down!" A female voice roared as she and Kurt did turns flipping down the stairs. "Arg!"
"Ouch, not mein tail!! UMPH! UMPH!" Was his only reply before he remembered he could teleport. -BAMF- Unfortunatly his victim was transported with him throwing him off balance when they reappeared at the bottom of the staircase. The landed with a thud and not moving, just a few moans of agony.
"Ouchies...." at this point neither knew who said it but they both felt it.
Major stood at the top of the stairs with a brow arched. "MEDIC?"
"Must...move...blue shag...from...face. Can't...breath." came a muffled cry from somewhere in the heap. "MAJOR!"
"Mein head. Vell atleast the landing vas soft." Kurt groaned as he tried to disentangle himself. That's when he noticed it wasn't him that was moving. With a horrified yelp he somehow managed to pick himself just far enough off to look down at what he was laying over. His golden-white eyes meet groggy grey ones. Whoever yelled first was anyones guess.
Major had managed to make it down the stairs at that point and grabbed the back of the fuzzy thing's shirt. He lifted the stiff being up and managed to stiffle his laughs long enough to ask, "Anyone dead?"
CM raised her arm, "Ouch."
"Yeah...well. Wonders never cease. They live." He turned his attention to the mordified creature in his hand. "Umm...hi?"
Kurt blinked a few times before he realized the guy was talking to him. "Oh?! Ja...hi. Umm look I'm sorry for causing us to tumble down zhe stairs." He stammered as he was settled back on his feet, though he noted that he wasn't let go. "Are you alright fräulein?"
CM was still crumpled on the ground but atleast she was moving...well it was a foot but it was moving. "Yeah..I'll live. Maybe. Did I mention OUCH yet? Sheesh."
Major bent over, Kurt still in tow, and grabbed an arm outta the mess. He hauled her to a relative standing position. "You need a medic, Sarge?"
She shook her head and set about straightening her clothes. "Nah. I'm tough stuff...ouch. DONT laugh." She creaked back into something resembling a normal standing human and eyed her tumble mate. It wasn't the blue fur, the three fingered hands, or the eyes that caught her off guard. No, it was the feverishly moving tail, with spade, clicking behind the blue thing. She licked her lips and opened her mouth. "So. Got a name?"
"Umm ja, Kurt Vagner."
"So..Kurt. That thing clock mileage?" She asked with a pointed finger towards his tail.
He meeped and quickly grabbed it with one of his hands, hauling it around to the front to stop it. "Heh...sorry." His heart was beating so fast it was trying to make a hole in his chest. She was just staring at him and the big guy still hadn't let his shirt go.
"You ok then?" Major asked, leaning closer towards Kurts face.
"Ja. Fine. Though we may both be sore in zhe morning....Umm do you mind letting me go now?"
The femme smiled. "Drop em Major. So, Kurt. Which way to the kitchen?"
Blink once....Blink Twice....Wide smile. *You are going to like these two mein friend.* But before he managed to answer the air was cut by a pair of terrified yells from the dining area.
"Sounds like Moose and Tag. Go figure. I knew they'd ruin my hunt for food. NEVER FAILS." She griped and turned towards the sound of the yells. "Remind me to hurt them after we find out why they are yelling...won't you Major?" With that she stalked off.
The two males were rooted to the spot. Kurt turned his head towards the guy now beside him. "Is she alvays that scary vhen she is hungry?"
Major nodded then shruged. "Yep. She turns into a verbal demon when she's low on carbs. We try to keep her M.R.Es stocked."
"I can not blame you zhere."
"Wanna see if she kills them? Might be an interesting show...Oh yeah. By the way. The demon is the Sarge. Otherwise known as CM. Names Major."
"Nice to meet you...I tink."
"Yeah. Me too, whatever. Lets catch up before she commits murder."
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Lance, during the whole knife chase had sat himself in one of the far corners of the dining room. Heck while he was finishing his breakfast he might as well watch the show, or so he thought at the time. It was rather amusing and the knives flying around were kinda cool. But after his breakfast was finished and he'd already managed to put the dishes in the kitchen and sat down these two idiots were getting old.
*And they are suppose to be soldiers out there fighting to save Earth, why in the hell don't I feel safe? Tch, oh well. Every dimension has to have its idiots I guess.* He mused rolling his eyes at the two. He also wondered why they hadn't figured out there was someone else in the room with them and further more why he didn't just open his mouth and yell at them to shut up. Truth be told he didn't want to break up the only source of amusement he'd had all week. It was like watching the Three Stooges© minus one.
"El-tee!!" the pair yelled in unison.
Lance squeezed his eyes at their outburst but still didn't open his mouth. He just folded his arms over his chest and leaned back against the wall. That's when he noticed someone walking towards them. *Another one of them I bet, cause I sure as hell don't recongnize her from the X-Geeks or Acolytes.* And he was right.
"Will you two shut your traps!" the gal snapped as she entered the dinning room. "What's wrong?"
"Sarge! Look at us! We're....we're KIDS!" Moose exclaimed loudly pointing to his reflection.
Lance watched her do a double take then pull one of the guys to her face. Course he had to bend down a bit for her to actually look into it, but hey whatever. He watched her look up and down his face then push him back with a shrug. *Lady don't seem to interested I guess.*
"So what? Hey if this dimension takes a few years off me then hey I'm happy. What's the problem with that...and by the way Moose, you are a kid! And besides, can't really tell on Hadaka here. Course Asians age better than anyone else in the world. I swear its a conspiracy!!"
The two men, that Lance now knew as Moose and Hadaka, just looked at her funny for a moment, looked at each other, then both said at the same time. "Hungry right?"
Oh that set her off. Lance smirked as he watched her clock the two over the head then knock them on their asses. *Hell the Stooges© just found their third.* He thought before he fell out of his seat laughing.
She spun wildly towards the laughter. "And what the hell you laughing at?!"
*Ut-oh-shit*
"Sarge! Sarge!" Major yelled and grabbed her as she began a leap towards the kid in the corner. "Geeze woman calm down."
"I am CALM."
"Yeah and I'm the Queen of DeNile."
"Actually Major," Moose smirked from the ground. "You'd make a right nice 'queen'."
"You know, I can set her loose on you again if you like Mosaaid. I have no qualms if she commits murder on your ass but that kid over there," he motioned with a tilt from his head, "ain't one of ours and MIGHT be missed."
"Umm thanks. I think." Lance muttered.
"Vhat I miss?" Kurt asked from his position behind Major. "Anyvne dead yet?"
"Geeze fuzzball, blood thirsty ain't you?" Lance asked while he got off the ground.
"Not really but I vould rather it be somevne else that gets it vhen she is like zhat."
"GAG! I'm not that bad....AND I CAN HEAR YOU TWO!" she growled, struggling in Major's arms. "Put me down Major or you ain't gonna have an arm anymore....grr come on! Put me down. Please?!"
"Not until you eat something. You're less dangerous when you eat. Deal?"
"ARG...fine fine. oooo I smell biscuits! weee? Can I get down NOW?"
"Moose stuff a biscuit in her mouth. Then you can get down."
Lance somehow crossed the room and was now standing beside Kurt. He sighed and placed a hand on his hip. "I take it they've done this before."
Kurt nodded enthusiastically as they watched the one called Moose literally shove a biscuit in the crazy lady's mouth. "Ja."
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~~~~~~~ Yes...she is that nuts when she doesn't eat. Same way Leona would be without Caffeine...erm only Leona can zap. -_-; Its so unfair sometimes.
But now I turn the chapters back over to Psy! *hears cheering...turns an unfed CM on them*
Anyhoo, hope ya like it so far! In chapters to come, The students come home from school, MORE Logan torture, tests-tests-and more Tests! *cheers for McCoy* You just know he is gonna be like a kid in a candy store with these guys. PLUS what exactly are everyone's mutant powers? More indepth...woo. ^_^! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Introductions
Part 4
Classic Tinker
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"Stupid vatch. Vhere ish Forge vhen you need him?" Kurt growled under his breath. He was stuck at home once again thanks to his holo-watch shorting out. It never failed. Atleast once every two weeks it broke down, shorted out, or exploded. He was seriously starting to doubt Forge's handy work. He sighed and closed the book he was pretending to read and headed out of his room. He was so distracted he didn't bother with teleporting. *Vhat's zhe use?*
He slung the book under his arm and marched halfheartedly towards the stairs. He knew this way by heart so he didn't even bother to look up when he walked. He was lost in his own thoughts.
*Vhy doesn't he just make more zan vne vatch? It vould sure make my life easier.*
**Ha, that's a laugh. Kurt mein friend...face it. Your life isn't going to get easier.** His brain tried to reason. **You are a blue fur coverd boy. I doubt easy was even in your star vhen you vere born.**
*Oh shut up.*
**You know I'm right.**
"Ja Ja." He huffed into the air and rounded the corner and ran right into someone. In a tangle of arms and legs the stumbled towards the stairs and tripped on the carpet. This wasn't going to end well.
"ACK, going down!" A female voice roared as she and Kurt did turns flipping down the stairs. "Arg!"
"Ouch, not mein tail!! UMPH! UMPH!" Was his only reply before he remembered he could teleport. -BAMF- Unfortunatly his victim was transported with him throwing him off balance when they reappeared at the bottom of the staircase. The landed with a thud and not moving, just a few moans of agony.
"Ouchies...." at this point neither knew who said it but they both felt it.
Major stood at the top of the stairs with a brow arched. "MEDIC?"
"Must...move...blue shag...from...face. Can't...breath." came a muffled cry from somewhere in the heap. "MAJOR!"
"Mein head. Vell atleast the landing vas soft." Kurt groaned as he tried to disentangle himself. That's when he noticed it wasn't him that was moving. With a horrified yelp he somehow managed to pick himself just far enough off to look down at what he was laying over. His golden-white eyes meet groggy grey ones. Whoever yelled first was anyones guess.
Major had managed to make it down the stairs at that point and grabbed the back of the fuzzy thing's shirt. He lifted the stiff being up and managed to stiffle his laughs long enough to ask, "Anyone dead?"
CM raised her arm, "Ouch."
"Yeah...well. Wonders never cease. They live." He turned his attention to the mordified creature in his hand. "Umm...hi?"
Kurt blinked a few times before he realized the guy was talking to him. "Oh?! Ja...hi. Umm look I'm sorry for causing us to tumble down zhe stairs." He stammered as he was settled back on his feet, though he noted that he wasn't let go. "Are you alright fräulein?"
CM was still crumpled on the ground but atleast she was moving...well it was a foot but it was moving. "Yeah..I'll live. Maybe. Did I mention OUCH yet? Sheesh."
Major bent over, Kurt still in tow, and grabbed an arm outta the mess. He hauled her to a relative standing position. "You need a medic, Sarge?"
She shook her head and set about straightening her clothes. "Nah. I'm tough stuff...ouch. DONT laugh." She creaked back into something resembling a normal standing human and eyed her tumble mate. It wasn't the blue fur, the three fingered hands, or the eyes that caught her off guard. No, it was the feverishly moving tail, with spade, clicking behind the blue thing. She licked her lips and opened her mouth. "So. Got a name?"
"Umm ja, Kurt Vagner."
"So..Kurt. That thing clock mileage?" She asked with a pointed finger towards his tail.
He meeped and quickly grabbed it with one of his hands, hauling it around to the front to stop it. "Heh...sorry." His heart was beating so fast it was trying to make a hole in his chest. She was just staring at him and the big guy still hadn't let his shirt go.
"You ok then?" Major asked, leaning closer towards Kurts face.
"Ja. Fine. Though we may both be sore in zhe morning....Umm do you mind letting me go now?"
The femme smiled. "Drop em Major. So, Kurt. Which way to the kitchen?"
Blink once....Blink Twice....Wide smile. *You are going to like these two mein friend.* But before he managed to answer the air was cut by a pair of terrified yells from the dining area.
"Sounds like Moose and Tag. Go figure. I knew they'd ruin my hunt for food. NEVER FAILS." She griped and turned towards the sound of the yells. "Remind me to hurt them after we find out why they are yelling...won't you Major?" With that she stalked off.
The two males were rooted to the spot. Kurt turned his head towards the guy now beside him. "Is she alvays that scary vhen she is hungry?"
Major nodded then shruged. "Yep. She turns into a verbal demon when she's low on carbs. We try to keep her M.R.Es stocked."
"I can not blame you zhere."
"Wanna see if she kills them? Might be an interesting show...Oh yeah. By the way. The demon is the Sarge. Otherwise known as CM. Names Major."
"Nice to meet you...I tink."
"Yeah. Me too, whatever. Lets catch up before she commits murder."
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Lance, during the whole knife chase had sat himself in one of the far corners of the dining room. Heck while he was finishing his breakfast he might as well watch the show, or so he thought at the time. It was rather amusing and the knives flying around were kinda cool. But after his breakfast was finished and he'd already managed to put the dishes in the kitchen and sat down these two idiots were getting old.
*And they are suppose to be soldiers out there fighting to save Earth, why in the hell don't I feel safe? Tch, oh well. Every dimension has to have its idiots I guess.* He mused rolling his eyes at the two. He also wondered why they hadn't figured out there was someone else in the room with them and further more why he didn't just open his mouth and yell at them to shut up. Truth be told he didn't want to break up the only source of amusement he'd had all week. It was like watching the Three Stooges© minus one.
"El-tee!!" the pair yelled in unison.
Lance squeezed his eyes at their outburst but still didn't open his mouth. He just folded his arms over his chest and leaned back against the wall. That's when he noticed someone walking towards them. *Another one of them I bet, cause I sure as hell don't recongnize her from the X-Geeks or Acolytes.* And he was right.
"Will you two shut your traps!" the gal snapped as she entered the dinning room. "What's wrong?"
"Sarge! Look at us! We're....we're KIDS!" Moose exclaimed loudly pointing to his reflection.
Lance watched her do a double take then pull one of the guys to her face. Course he had to bend down a bit for her to actually look into it, but hey whatever. He watched her look up and down his face then push him back with a shrug. *Lady don't seem to interested I guess.*
"So what? Hey if this dimension takes a few years off me then hey I'm happy. What's the problem with that...and by the way Moose, you are a kid! And besides, can't really tell on Hadaka here. Course Asians age better than anyone else in the world. I swear its a conspiracy!!"
The two men, that Lance now knew as Moose and Hadaka, just looked at her funny for a moment, looked at each other, then both said at the same time. "Hungry right?"
Oh that set her off. Lance smirked as he watched her clock the two over the head then knock them on their asses. *Hell the Stooges© just found their third.* He thought before he fell out of his seat laughing.
She spun wildly towards the laughter. "And what the hell you laughing at?!"
*Ut-oh-shit*
"Sarge! Sarge!" Major yelled and grabbed her as she began a leap towards the kid in the corner. "Geeze woman calm down."
"I am CALM."
"Yeah and I'm the Queen of DeNile."
"Actually Major," Moose smirked from the ground. "You'd make a right nice 'queen'."
"You know, I can set her loose on you again if you like Mosaaid. I have no qualms if she commits murder on your ass but that kid over there," he motioned with a tilt from his head, "ain't one of ours and MIGHT be missed."
"Umm thanks. I think." Lance muttered.
"Vhat I miss?" Kurt asked from his position behind Major. "Anyvne dead yet?"
"Geeze fuzzball, blood thirsty ain't you?" Lance asked while he got off the ground.
"Not really but I vould rather it be somevne else that gets it vhen she is like zhat."
"GAG! I'm not that bad....AND I CAN HEAR YOU TWO!" she growled, struggling in Major's arms. "Put me down Major or you ain't gonna have an arm anymore....grr come on! Put me down. Please?!"
"Not until you eat something. You're less dangerous when you eat. Deal?"
"ARG...fine fine. oooo I smell biscuits! weee? Can I get down NOW?"
"Moose stuff a biscuit in her mouth. Then you can get down."
Lance somehow crossed the room and was now standing beside Kurt. He sighed and placed a hand on his hip. "I take it they've done this before."
Kurt nodded enthusiastically as they watched the one called Moose literally shove a biscuit in the crazy lady's mouth. "Ja."
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~~~~~~~ Yes...she is that nuts when she doesn't eat. Same way Leona would be without Caffeine...erm only Leona can zap. -_-; Its so unfair sometimes.
But now I turn the chapters back over to Psy! *hears cheering...turns an unfed CM on them*
Anyhoo, hope ya like it so far! In chapters to come, The students come home from school, MORE Logan torture, tests-tests-and more Tests! *cheers for McCoy* You just know he is gonna be like a kid in a candy store with these guys. PLUS what exactly are everyone's mutant powers? More indepth...woo. ^_^! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~