***LEGAL DISCLAMER*** Has lemon content and should NOT be read by readers
who cannot handle sexual situations. I do not own Inuyasha or any other
characters in this fanfic. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi.
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Miroku crawled out of the well and slowly walked back to the village. He barely went 10 feet when Shippo came running out of the forest, screaming out of his mind. Inuyasha was at his heels yelling his head off at the tiny cub.
"GIVE ME BACK THAT RAMEN!!! THAT'S THE LAST OF IT TILL THE BITCH GETS BACK!!!"
"NO you ate the rest of it and I'm......"
They both stopped dead in their tracks and looked at Miroku. Miroku watched as their noses started sniffing the air and their faces change expressions. Shippo had a face of complete confusion.
"Miroku," he stated "how's come you smell like my parents after they've been alone for a while?" He crawled over to where his was standing and sniffed his robes. "Yeah, you smell like that, only you have Kagome's sent on you too." Miroku took a step back and looked at Inuyasha. Whose face had gone quite pale and his eyes were wide.
"You..." Miroku looked down at the ground.
"Yeah. I..we did." Inuyasha bent down to see the look on his face: pain.
"Well then what's wrong?" he straitened himself out and crossed his arms.
"I love her."
"So? Why is that a problem?"
Miroku blushed. "She got mad at me, she said that I didn't love her, that I just used her for my own pleasure." Inuyasha started laughing and Miroku glared at him. "Why is that so funny?!"
"Well, monk," he said between fits of laughter, "You aren't exactly Mr. A- woman's-body-is-sacred."
"What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Inuyasha straitened himself out again and looked at him plainly.
"Well, you always ask women to 'bare your child' and you grope anything that has breasts." Miroku wasn't sure how to take that. It made him mad but he knew it was true. He sighed and looked at Inuyasha.
"I would gladly give all of that if Kagome loved me in return." Inuyasha took a startled step back and looked at him as if he was just telling him he was going to die.
"You DO love her." He shuddered. "All right, if I were you I would just go back and talk to her."
"Yeah but right now she hates me. I don't think I should go over there right now."
Inuyasha shrugged "Well then wait till tomorrow." Miroku nodded and walked back with Inuyasha while Shippo was still smelling the air,
"WAIT!!" he called to the other two. They turned around and looked at the little cub. His nose sniffed the air. "But what happened? What did he do?" They both looked at him, not sure if they should tell him or if they should just let it be. So they settled for what ALL older brother figures do and lied.
"They were wrestling." Inuyasha stated plainly. Miroku turned red and Inuyasha laughed at him again.
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**Yeah I know, I know, another short chapter. I can't help it. I haven't been in the mood to write. BUT I'M DOING IT ALL FOR YOU GUYS SO YOU HAD BETTER BE HAPPY!! Please review.
~*Nanaja*~
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Miroku crawled out of the well and slowly walked back to the village. He barely went 10 feet when Shippo came running out of the forest, screaming out of his mind. Inuyasha was at his heels yelling his head off at the tiny cub.
"GIVE ME BACK THAT RAMEN!!! THAT'S THE LAST OF IT TILL THE BITCH GETS BACK!!!"
"NO you ate the rest of it and I'm......"
They both stopped dead in their tracks and looked at Miroku. Miroku watched as their noses started sniffing the air and their faces change expressions. Shippo had a face of complete confusion.
"Miroku," he stated "how's come you smell like my parents after they've been alone for a while?" He crawled over to where his was standing and sniffed his robes. "Yeah, you smell like that, only you have Kagome's sent on you too." Miroku took a step back and looked at Inuyasha. Whose face had gone quite pale and his eyes were wide.
"You..." Miroku looked down at the ground.
"Yeah. I..we did." Inuyasha bent down to see the look on his face: pain.
"Well then what's wrong?" he straitened himself out and crossed his arms.
"I love her."
"So? Why is that a problem?"
Miroku blushed. "She got mad at me, she said that I didn't love her, that I just used her for my own pleasure." Inuyasha started laughing and Miroku glared at him. "Why is that so funny?!"
"Well, monk," he said between fits of laughter, "You aren't exactly Mr. A- woman's-body-is-sacred."
"What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Inuyasha straitened himself out again and looked at him plainly.
"Well, you always ask women to 'bare your child' and you grope anything that has breasts." Miroku wasn't sure how to take that. It made him mad but he knew it was true. He sighed and looked at Inuyasha.
"I would gladly give all of that if Kagome loved me in return." Inuyasha took a startled step back and looked at him as if he was just telling him he was going to die.
"You DO love her." He shuddered. "All right, if I were you I would just go back and talk to her."
"Yeah but right now she hates me. I don't think I should go over there right now."
Inuyasha shrugged "Well then wait till tomorrow." Miroku nodded and walked back with Inuyasha while Shippo was still smelling the air,
"WAIT!!" he called to the other two. They turned around and looked at the little cub. His nose sniffed the air. "But what happened? What did he do?" They both looked at him, not sure if they should tell him or if they should just let it be. So they settled for what ALL older brother figures do and lied.
"They were wrestling." Inuyasha stated plainly. Miroku turned red and Inuyasha laughed at him again.
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**Yeah I know, I know, another short chapter. I can't help it. I haven't been in the mood to write. BUT I'M DOING IT ALL FOR YOU GUYS SO YOU HAD BETTER BE HAPPY!! Please review.
~*Nanaja*~