Food Fight!

"FOOD FIGHT!" Miroku yelled at the top of his lungs. People (and demons) grabbed their trays and whatever food they find and hurled it across the room. Girls screamed and ducked, teachers ran off cursing, and soon it became a common thing to see people running around with their faces covered with Jell-O. The only people who weren't involved were Kenshin, Megumi, and Soujiro. They were huddled under a table and had covered themselves with a stolen jacket. Surprisingly, even Kurama joined in and was busy throwing day-old chili at Sano. Kyoda had raided the fridge and was dumping milk on random people's heads. Shimouro and Rando were engaged in an all out war in the middle of the cafeteria. "Take that you little creep!" Shimouro hit Rando full in the face with tuna salad, tray and all. "Your gonna get it wench!" he tackled her and smeared icing all over her clothes. "AAUUGH!" Heads turned as Kenshin let out a yell. He had crawled out from under the table and tried to make it through the door when Shishio came up from behind and dumped split-pea soup all over him. "Take that, red-haired scum!" Kenshin was totally drenched. Other kids started to snicker, and Shimouro ran up to him. "Are you okay Kenshin?" She laid a hand on a gooey shoulder. "Yeah, I think I fine, just a little So-." SPLOOSH! Rando dumped a vat of purple goo onto Shimouro, until she appeared to be a relative of the purple-people-eater. Students stifled laughs as Shimouro let out a choked sob. "I.I hate you.you creep!" She yelled, and ran out of the cafeteria holding back tears. Kenshin glared at him. "How can you be such a jerk!" "A gift I guess." Rando replied with a smirk. Kenshin turned on his heel and stormed out of the lunchroom, soup and all. Right then, the room became a whirl of chatter with people giggling and yelling. Suddenly, Carmy ran to the door and looked through the tiny window to see a mob of angry teachers led by the principal. "Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make!" The room grew quiet. "SHUT THE HECK UP THE PRINCIPAL'S COMING!" Kid screamed and tried to hide, but it was too late. The teachers stormed in. "A week's detention for everyone! Now clean up! You will all pay for the damages!" Kyoda had stopped and milk was still pouring out of her jug. "Using up ten milk jugs, twenty dollars. Having a food fight, a week's detention. Seeing Rando get hit in the face with tuna, priceless." She carefully snuck off to the girl's bathroom to clean up. In the bathroom. Shimouro was sobbing as she wiped off the most she could of the goo. "This totally stinks!" There was knock on the door. "Can I come in?" It was Kenshin. "I guess so." She sniffed when he walked in and put his arm around her. (note, this is after he cleaned himself off) "Hey, don't feel bad, everybody else got covered too, and anyway, we got out of having detention." "I suppose you're right." She smiled weakly. "I'll clean up so there's no evidence." Kenshin nodded. Just then, a stall creaked open and Kyoda came out. "What are YOU doing in here! This is the girl's bathroom!" (Kenshin gets buggy eyes) "Oro?" As he dashed out Kyoda yelled behind him, "HEY! You still have peas in your hair!"

Author's Note: I don't own any of these characters except for Shimouro! Hey! I hope you like! I'm on an updating frenzy! Oh, thanks to Koganeiro Kitsune for her help with Bishonen Torture!