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A\N: Big thanks to Malfoyman and Tiny_Hillz for their work on chapter 1, and hillz's work on chapter 2, also thank you all who reviewed by now keep on doing it.
How To Take Over The World In Five Days
Chapter 2\day 2
Harry and Hermione flew on their broomsticks as fast as they could to Hogsmeade, they had been flying for a few hours now and dawn broke on the horizon.
"Harry, why can't we just apparate to Hogsmeade, or use Floo powder?" Hermione gasped, tired from the long ride.
Harry thought a moment.
"Because, I haven't thought of that before and besides, if we get to Hogsmeade that fast it will harm the time-line credibility of the story" Hermione nodded but added in an undertone.
"Idiot"
"There! We have arrived. Prepare for landing," Harry said about half an hour later, and they landed in an empty alley.
"It is too early to go to the Hog's Head, we should wait a few hours." Harry said as they folded their brooms and put them in their robes.
"Maybe we should even get some clever disguises because Harry Potter can't just go into the Hog's head," Hermione added.
Harry's eyes lit.
"No I have a better idea, we should get some clever disguises".
"Let's go!" Harry started walking towards the main road and once again Hermione muttered to herself;
"Idiot"
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A few hours later Harry Potter and Hermione Granger were in costume and ready to enter the Hog's head.
"Harry, what am I supposed to be?" Hermione asked while moving a thick black beard from her mouth.
"I don't really know, the clerk said the muggles chicks love it, he called it a Rabbi, don't worry Herm you look cool, nobody knows it is you." Hermione fixed back her beard and rearranged her heavy black suite and hat.
"But don't you think it will be a bit odd that a Viking and a rabbi come into the Hog's head?"
"Maybe, but they won't suspect this is us." Harry smiled and moved his long red wig.
"Let's go in," Harry said and seconds later they entered the bar.
Through out the years the bar turned into a dark place for criminals and drunk. Everywhere they looked they saw people talking suspiciously to each other or drinking.
"Oh look it is poor Ernie McMillan," Harry whispered.
"Look how many glasses of firewhisky, that poor drunk" Ernie had grown long hair, similar to Sirius Black when he escaped Azakaban. Ernie's hands shook when he took another glass. He was the unlucky victim of nothing at all. Nothing really interesting happened in his life, and booze was his new best friend. They sat near the counter.
"Bartender! Give me ten glasses of your strongest drink." Harry ordered.
Then he saw it, an extremely large arrow sign pointing on the back room.
"Let's go there, Hermione," Harry whispered pointing to the signs.
"I don't think it is wise, the auror guide-book states 'do not go to rooms with big signs pointing at them, it is a trap'" Hermione stopped Harry from getting up.
"It says "signs", this is just a very big sign, it can't be a trap." He grabbed her hand and took her to the back room.
But when they entered the back room three wands where then aimed to their faces.
"Or, I could be wrong" Harry said warily just before the hooded wizards in front of them used stunning charms and Harry and Hermione dropped on the floor.
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"I have news, my lord," Lucius Malfoy burst in to Voldemort's chamber only to find him in a rather embarrassing position involving a magazine called "Playwitch".
"What is it?" he barked going pink as he arranged his robe.
"Wormatil has captured Harry Potter and the woman in Hogsmead, as expected," Lucius covered his eyes.
"Excellent," Voldemort made something that looked like a smile.
"What about the potion?" Voldemort stood up.
"There are still a few ingredients left, but the spores will be ready in time."
"Excellent, let's go to Hogsmeade" Voldemort walked towards Malfoy.
"But, why, my lord?" Lucius was a bit stunned, he doesn't like to take unnecessary risks.
"I've got to make sure Harry Potter is put in a position he can escape from and I've got to tell him the master plan, haven't you read the script" Voldemort threw a little booklet at him.
"I skimmed it" Malfoy replied again, and started following his lord.
"Well learn it next time," Voldmoert pointed into the air, and took it down when he realized he looks silly.
"Now let's go!"