A/n:I don't own, don't sue.
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Natalie Cook
1. Beware the muffins, especially blueberry.
2. Always listen to Bosley, he comes up with a lot of things.
3. Molar Mics are not to be used in fake sumo wrestling.
4. Keep Dylan away from all the male bad guys. If you don't, you're not only putting your cell phone back together, you're putting her heart back too. Something I don't like doing time and again.
5. Keep away from Alex's boots and computer.
6. Keep Spike away from Alex's boots.
7. I am not responsible for my actions if you interrupt me while I'm on the phone with Pete.
8. We don't use guns. The people that have them often get their asses kicked by us anyway, so there really isn't a need to use them.
9. Don't take Dylan's lighter, you're in for a beating that could rival the one you'd receive for interrupting me while I'm on the phone.
10. I recommend you don't wear you favorite clothes to work.
11. Helicopters are bad, stay away.
12. Madison Lee isn't as wonderful as we all thought she was.
13. Letting your friends fall off the back of a speeding car isn't the best way to ensure back-up later.
14. Alex can tap just about any phone line, take advantage of that.
15. Bull riding in a Mongolian bar is an interesting hobby.
16. Those vests of ours? Wear them every time you're dealing in any type of situation. Especially if Dylan finds Chinese fighting muffins...
17. We never "walk" out of bars, no matter how much Dylan may want to.
18. Surfing is fun. Especially that Pineapple wax......
19. We do NOT blow up Charlie's speaker box.
20. Did you say tickets? Where?
21. Putting Dylan back together after a fall out with a guy is hard, but doing it after they blow up her Camaro is just a down right bitch.
22. Never let Jason sneak up on Alex, if he does, call a chiropractor.
23. No one told my that dogs ate Molar Mics.....
24. Alex has great gut instincts.
25. Sometimes it's ok to date the guys you meet at work....
^^^^^^
I made another one, r/r!
^^^^
Natalie Cook
1. Beware the muffins, especially blueberry.
2. Always listen to Bosley, he comes up with a lot of things.
3. Molar Mics are not to be used in fake sumo wrestling.
4. Keep Dylan away from all the male bad guys. If you don't, you're not only putting your cell phone back together, you're putting her heart back too. Something I don't like doing time and again.
5. Keep away from Alex's boots and computer.
6. Keep Spike away from Alex's boots.
7. I am not responsible for my actions if you interrupt me while I'm on the phone with Pete.
8. We don't use guns. The people that have them often get their asses kicked by us anyway, so there really isn't a need to use them.
9. Don't take Dylan's lighter, you're in for a beating that could rival the one you'd receive for interrupting me while I'm on the phone.
10. I recommend you don't wear you favorite clothes to work.
11. Helicopters are bad, stay away.
12. Madison Lee isn't as wonderful as we all thought she was.
13. Letting your friends fall off the back of a speeding car isn't the best way to ensure back-up later.
14. Alex can tap just about any phone line, take advantage of that.
15. Bull riding in a Mongolian bar is an interesting hobby.
16. Those vests of ours? Wear them every time you're dealing in any type of situation. Especially if Dylan finds Chinese fighting muffins...
17. We never "walk" out of bars, no matter how much Dylan may want to.
18. Surfing is fun. Especially that Pineapple wax......
19. We do NOT blow up Charlie's speaker box.
20. Did you say tickets? Where?
21. Putting Dylan back together after a fall out with a guy is hard, but doing it after they blow up her Camaro is just a down right bitch.
22. Never let Jason sneak up on Alex, if he does, call a chiropractor.
23. No one told my that dogs ate Molar Mics.....
24. Alex has great gut instincts.
25. Sometimes it's ok to date the guys you meet at work....
^^^^^^
I made another one, r/r!