A/n: I don't own, so please don't sue.
Wow, I finally did Alex's! Sorry it took so long, it's been grand central station over here, but that's what happens when you have three sisters -_-;;;
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1. Always make sure you have a good breakfast in the morning. Muffins are wonderful.
2. When Nat's on the phone with Pete, head in the opposite direction.
3. Dylan has this sometimes annoying habit of falling for bad guys, it helps narrow the field a bit, so pay attention.
4. Pressure sensitive floors are easy to over come, even when there are only two people in to world that have access to them. No harm done, at least not on my part. I do think Dylan's going to be breaking my whip sometime soon, though.
5. If you see any creepy thin men, don't let them near your hair.
6. Natalie's dog has great taste in boots, unfortunately, those boot were very expensive.....
7. Don't break Natalie's cell phone...
8. Don't take Dylan's lighter, you'll either get thrown off a roof, or blown up, either way, it's not pretty..
9. Tapping phone lines has got to be one of the easiest parts of this job.
10. Keep Nat away from Pineapple wax..... Pete doesn't mind though.
11. No matter what Dylan may say, flying out of bars is great.
12. They're blueberry, not Chinese!
13. The best part about guns is taking them apart.
14. Only Natalie would go to Mongolia to ride a bull..... and only Dylan and I would go just to laugh.
15. If I tell Dylan something is going to blow up, it usually does, she just doesn't listen.
16. Only Natalie gets away with dating guys she meets at work.
17. Don't sneak up on me, under any circumstances.
18. Flying off of a speeding car and crashing through a store display window isn't fun, especially in your new skirt...
19. Which leads me to this, don't wear new clothes to work, especially if you like them.
20. Helicopters are bad. Pure evil, as are tanks, and illegal cargo ships.
21. Keep Spike away from the Molar Mics, he has a tendency to eat things he shouldn't... like my boots...and Dylan's key chain....
22. Huh? Why does Daddy think I'm a Hooker...... Jason!!
23. Muffins can break doors? It had to have been the way Nat threw it....
24. Shake'N'Bake? How old is she, five....? Someone needs to talk to that girl about dating stupid guys... Actually, we need to talk to her about guys, period...
25. Dummy wires, it's really a very simple concept, not very difficult at all, and Jason's still asking me about it after three years...
Wow, I finally did Alex's! Sorry it took so long, it's been grand central station over here, but that's what happens when you have three sisters -_-;;;
*******
1. Always make sure you have a good breakfast in the morning. Muffins are wonderful.
2. When Nat's on the phone with Pete, head in the opposite direction.
3. Dylan has this sometimes annoying habit of falling for bad guys, it helps narrow the field a bit, so pay attention.
4. Pressure sensitive floors are easy to over come, even when there are only two people in to world that have access to them. No harm done, at least not on my part. I do think Dylan's going to be breaking my whip sometime soon, though.
5. If you see any creepy thin men, don't let them near your hair.
6. Natalie's dog has great taste in boots, unfortunately, those boot were very expensive.....
7. Don't break Natalie's cell phone...
8. Don't take Dylan's lighter, you'll either get thrown off a roof, or blown up, either way, it's not pretty..
9. Tapping phone lines has got to be one of the easiest parts of this job.
10. Keep Nat away from Pineapple wax..... Pete doesn't mind though.
11. No matter what Dylan may say, flying out of bars is great.
12. They're blueberry, not Chinese!
13. The best part about guns is taking them apart.
14. Only Natalie would go to Mongolia to ride a bull..... and only Dylan and I would go just to laugh.
15. If I tell Dylan something is going to blow up, it usually does, she just doesn't listen.
16. Only Natalie gets away with dating guys she meets at work.
17. Don't sneak up on me, under any circumstances.
18. Flying off of a speeding car and crashing through a store display window isn't fun, especially in your new skirt...
19. Which leads me to this, don't wear new clothes to work, especially if you like them.
20. Helicopters are bad. Pure evil, as are tanks, and illegal cargo ships.
21. Keep Spike away from the Molar Mics, he has a tendency to eat things he shouldn't... like my boots...and Dylan's key chain....
22. Huh? Why does Daddy think I'm a Hooker...... Jason!!
23. Muffins can break doors? It had to have been the way Nat threw it....
24. Shake'N'Bake? How old is she, five....? Someone needs to talk to that girl about dating stupid guys... Actually, we need to talk to her about guys, period...
25. Dummy wires, it's really a very simple concept, not very difficult at all, and Jason's still asking me about it after three years...