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Noodlez trudged down the hallway of her high school...if she were still at Hogwarts she would have skipped. She hadn't gotten word from any of her friends at Hogwarts since she and Duckie had been expelled. Duckie had told her that it was the same for her. Well, nothing had ever been so depressing or spongifying (uhm...that's my new word ppls!!) in Noodlez's whole life...and that's saying a lot since she had to go to school with a bunch of twinkies. The last class of the day had just ended. Noodlez trudged silently down the hall. She went to her locker and undid the lock, as she opened the door a Czechoslovakian Ear Whizzle (but you may know them as lemmings) jumped off the shelf.

"Oh, hello Phillip..." she sighed, then did a double take as the Whizzle turned into a person. Noodlez looked up and down the hall to see if anyone had noticed, but all the other people in the hall were standing still, frozen in time.

"Hello there, Noodlez, is it?" said the dude that had just sprouted from the Whizzle Noodlez had thought to be her pet, Phillip.

Noodlez just gawked, who the hell was this guy? The man took a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to Noodlez. It was a letter from Duckie! The letter read:

Noodlez!
Hey! Know what, we still have our wands! I just realized that...oh yea, I almost forgot...HELP! THIS PERSON WITH A STINKY DIAPER ON HIS HEAD KIDNAPPED ME! LOOK OUT! HE'S STANDING BEHIND YOU!

Love, Duckie

Noodlez looked at "Phillip" and he pointed behind her. A large man who she recognized as Mr. Joey Jo-Jo stood behind her wearing a wrestling mask and overalls.

"Where's the diaper?" she asked Jo-Jo.

"UGH! ME JO-JO! ME WANT RUBBER CROCODILE! GIVE ME THE FUDGE!"

He stared at the floor where Noodlez had stood a moment before. Oopsies! She was gone!

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Noodlez climbed to the top of the hill that had so conveniently appeared. She struck a dramatic pose as superhero music played.

"I'm coming, Duckie!" she shouted as the wind suddenly picked up (OOOOHHH! LIKE IN THE MOVIES!) and blew her hair (dramatically of course). She ran down the hill, arm raised over her head, finger pointing upwards (dramatically) and charged into the sunset, "IT'S MY TURN TO RESCUE SOMEONE!"

(I hope all you readers pity Duckie...heh...)