Entry one: "Sir Kevin Thompson"
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"It's, like, all your fault, Kevvie!" Brittany shrieked, punching a weak fist into her beau's shoulder pad. "I was supposed to be Juliet and you were supposed to be Romeo and now that can't happen because you screwed up!"
"Like...babe, I'm really sorry. But at least we get to work together here in this tortoture chamber!" Kevin replied enthusiastically, while testing out the fake stocks.
"I guess, so, Kevvie. Know how you can make it up to me?" Brittany asked sweetly, eyeing a large, realistic-looking axe resting in the corner of the rectangular room. This was the home for the few props that cheap old bag Li had allowed the Student Council to purchase to put on the Medieval Festival.
"Like, no way ! Not here. Ms. Li's got cameras all over the place!" Kevin whined. "And I don't wanna go back to her office, if we get caught...it's kinda scary in there..."
"No, Kevvie! Come here. Let's practice acting out a scene." Brittany motioned for him to kneel down before her, as though he were being knighted.
Kevin grinned stupidly up at Brittany, who was now holding the large, realistic-looking axe. "Cool! I always wanted to be knighted, like Indiana Jones' dad!"
"I..."
Brittany tapped Kevin once on the left shoulder pad.
"...knight..."
Brittany tapped Kevin once on the right shoulder pad.
"...thee!"
Brittany swiftly sliced through the air. Still grinning stupidly, Kevin's body landed hard off to Brittany's left, his head, to her right.
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"It's, like, all your fault, Kevvie!" Brittany shrieked, punching a weak fist into her beau's shoulder pad. "I was supposed to be Juliet and you were supposed to be Romeo and now that can't happen because you screwed up!"
"Like...babe, I'm really sorry. But at least we get to work together here in this tortoture chamber!" Kevin replied enthusiastically, while testing out the fake stocks.
"I guess, so, Kevvie. Know how you can make it up to me?" Brittany asked sweetly, eyeing a large, realistic-looking axe resting in the corner of the rectangular room. This was the home for the few props that cheap old bag Li had allowed the Student Council to purchase to put on the Medieval Festival.
"Like, no way ! Not here. Ms. Li's got cameras all over the place!" Kevin whined. "And I don't wanna go back to her office, if we get caught...it's kinda scary in there..."
"No, Kevvie! Come here. Let's practice acting out a scene." Brittany motioned for him to kneel down before her, as though he were being knighted.
Kevin grinned stupidly up at Brittany, who was now holding the large, realistic-looking axe. "Cool! I always wanted to be knighted, like Indiana Jones' dad!"
"I..."
Brittany tapped Kevin once on the left shoulder pad.
"...knight..."
Brittany tapped Kevin once on the right shoulder pad.
"...thee!"
Brittany swiftly sliced through the air. Still grinning stupidly, Kevin's body landed hard off to Brittany's left, his head, to her right.