Hine: Ok, this story was co-written with my friend Chicky.
Chicky: Yup! And it's on my favorite book series! Harry Potter! *fantasizes about Harry*
Hine: Right......... anyway, onto the disclaimer shall we?
Chicky: Are you really that stupid? If you heard of the them before, they're Jo's. If you don't, it's self-explanatory.
Hine: Or in other words, we don't own HP so don't kill us. Please. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chicky: Elllllo' everyone and welcome to our show!
Hine: I don't think it is a show...
Chicky: Whatever...Our first guest is...Snape...damn, our ratings are gonna plummet.
*Snape walks out*
Snape: It's a pleasure?
Chicky: Ew.
Hine: I want my mommy!
Chicky: Sooo...you're a potions teacher and tormenter extraordinaire?
Snape: Yes.
Hine: *laughing* Wow! That is the most moronic job ever! Continue.
Snape: I also am a member of the Order of the Phoenix.
Hine: Sounds important. In another universe.
Snape: Ingrates!!! Avada!...
*Snape is pummeled by a tall dark haired man*
Snape: Potter! You will pay for this!!
Harry: Yea right!
Chicky: You go girl!
Harry and Nikki: 0_0
Chicky: sorry.
Hine: Your welcome.
Harry: Please and thank you!
Chicky: The soup was excellent!
Hine: May I have more lines?
Chicky: course!
Hine: Dracy-poo!
Chicky: You would not...
*Draco walks on stage. Menacingly. Draco sits down. Menacingly.*
Draco: Hello pumkin-pie-pudums. Hi fiends.
Chicky: Harry, I'm scared...
Harry: It's all right. It's only a moron. *hugs*
Chicky: ^_^
Hine: I love you Dracy-poo.
Draco: I love you pumpkin-pudum. *Kiss, hug*
Audience: Ahhhh...
Chicky: *back from hug* Wow, we have an audience.
Hine: I think we need some new guests. Bye Snape! Our next guest is Sirius Lee Black!
Chicky: I think we're being too puny.
Hine: 'Course!
*Sirius walks out.*
N and M: Hi! *hug him*
Harry: Mary! What are you doing? Cheating on me for my 40-year-old godfather?
Chicky: No, he's just likeable.
Sirius: Yea, like I'd ever take your girlfriend. I'd only take James'.
Hine: That's so shallow.
Sirius: Shallower than my private pool? I don't think so!
Chicky: Let's go to a commercial break!
Hine: ^_^
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Chicky: Yup! And it's on my favorite book series! Harry Potter! *fantasizes about Harry*
Hine: Right......... anyway, onto the disclaimer shall we?
Chicky: Are you really that stupid? If you heard of the them before, they're Jo's. If you don't, it's self-explanatory.
Hine: Or in other words, we don't own HP so don't kill us. Please. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chicky: Elllllo' everyone and welcome to our show!
Hine: I don't think it is a show...
Chicky: Whatever...Our first guest is...Snape...damn, our ratings are gonna plummet.
*Snape walks out*
Snape: It's a pleasure?
Chicky: Ew.
Hine: I want my mommy!
Chicky: Sooo...you're a potions teacher and tormenter extraordinaire?
Snape: Yes.
Hine: *laughing* Wow! That is the most moronic job ever! Continue.
Snape: I also am a member of the Order of the Phoenix.
Hine: Sounds important. In another universe.
Snape: Ingrates!!! Avada!...
*Snape is pummeled by a tall dark haired man*
Snape: Potter! You will pay for this!!
Harry: Yea right!
Chicky: You go girl!
Harry and Nikki: 0_0
Chicky: sorry.
Hine: Your welcome.
Harry: Please and thank you!
Chicky: The soup was excellent!
Hine: May I have more lines?
Chicky: course!
Hine: Dracy-poo!
Chicky: You would not...
*Draco walks on stage. Menacingly. Draco sits down. Menacingly.*
Draco: Hello pumkin-pie-pudums. Hi fiends.
Chicky: Harry, I'm scared...
Harry: It's all right. It's only a moron. *hugs*
Chicky: ^_^
Hine: I love you Dracy-poo.
Draco: I love you pumpkin-pudum. *Kiss, hug*
Audience: Ahhhh...
Chicky: *back from hug* Wow, we have an audience.
Hine: I think we need some new guests. Bye Snape! Our next guest is Sirius Lee Black!
Chicky: I think we're being too puny.
Hine: 'Course!
*Sirius walks out.*
N and M: Hi! *hug him*
Harry: Mary! What are you doing? Cheating on me for my 40-year-old godfather?
Chicky: No, he's just likeable.
Sirius: Yea, like I'd ever take your girlfriend. I'd only take James'.
Hine: That's so shallow.
Sirius: Shallower than my private pool? I don't think so!
Chicky: Let's go to a commercial break!
Hine: ^_^
This portion brought to you by Bill Gates. If he didn't exist you wouldn't see this now.