Chapter 3

Eight o'clock came too suddenly for the gang's liking. Severus made it worse by muttering, when they passed him to go down to Alan's classroom, "Don't worry Potter, I'm sure Alan will make it easy for you...." He snorted, "Like hell, he wasn't easy on me so I seriously doubt that he'll be easy on you...." He broke off, smirking, as Harry, Ron and Hermione looked worried. "Don't worry, you'll probably be a bit stiff in the morning." He turned and walked away, his cloak billowing behind him.

"What did he mean, Harry? What does he know?" Hermione asked.

"I'm sure it's all he can't be as bad as his brother."

A voice behind them made them jump, "I wouldn't be too sure about that Potter." The trio turned and saw Malfoy behind them. The trio glared at Malfoy all the way to the office. Harry then knocked on the door.

A voice from inside yelled, "Come in." They opened the door and were treated to a strange sight, which made their jaws drop. Alan had swapped his see-through robes for a dark green t-shirt, faded jeans and black shoes (He still had the cat features though). He looked at them all, "What?Follow me." He picked up a bucket and some sponges and walked out the door. The four students followed him to 'Moaning Myrtle's' bathroom. They entered the bathroom, after a lot of complaints from Draco.

Myrtle was sitting on the cistern and her eyes lit up when she saw Harry, "Hello Harry," she said shyly. Her eyes then alighted on Ron, Draco, Hermione and Alan, "Oh hi Ron, Hermione, Professor and, uh, who are you?"

"Draco Malfoy."

"I've heard about you... You're the one with the crush on Harry...." Myrtle broke off, as the other three stared at Draco, with wide eyes. "Well that's what I heard..."

"What? Ferret Face has a crush on Harry?" Ron managed to blurt out. "Who told you that?"

"Max did." Myrtle said floated off down the toilet,spraying water everywhere.

"Well guys, here's your detention, you have to clean this bathroom, only using muggle cleaning fluids and NO magic." Alan ordered, handing out all the cleaning stuff, along with bright pink Marigolds (Marigolds are rubber gloves in case you're wondering).

"This is servant's stuff." Draco whined, looking at the toilet brush Alan had thrust into his hands.

"I'm no good at muggle cleaning." Ron groaned, staring mournfully at the 'Flash All Purpose' Spray in his hands.

"Oh goodie! I love cleaning... Hand me the Domestos and I'll be happy." Hermione said brightly, ignoring the incredulous looks from the other four people. "What?I just love cleaning."

Alan leaned over to Harry and muttered, "Mental that one." Harry gave him a look."What?This is supposed to be a punishment,after all. Can't have you enjoying it." he added with a smirk. 'Now, how shall I make it even worse for them?" He thought for a moment, then grinned as an evil plan formed in his mind.

TBC

(A/N: Will there be any spoon operations? What is Alan's evil plan to make it worse? Will Alan get his revenge on his brothers?) Read and review or I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.