I'm finally updating in a decent amount of time! Yay! Well, gigantic thanks to those of you who voted! And the winner is…...............Teen Titans! Brian and Stewie got second runner up, though. I hope you enjoy the KND Crash Course, Chapter 4, and remember, REVIEW OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!!! Just kidding, but you still better review. Enjoy! Oh, FYI: The names of the Teen Titans, for those of you who never watched the show, are as follows: Ro: Robin, SF: Starfire, Ra: Raven, Cy: Cyborg, and last but not least, BB: Beast Boy. On with the fic!
~*Chapter 4*~
Ra: Hello. Welcome to the KND Crash Course….
SF: Raven, what is a KND?
Ra: It stands for Kids Next Door…Robin, you know more about it then I do, you continue.
Ro: Fine, fine. The Kids Next Door are a group of kids who fight adults who want to rule the world. Instead of names, they have numbuhs, like the leader, Numbuh 1.
SF: Ok….what is a door?
Ro: (pulls out pocket dictionary) Here's a dictionary, knock yourself out.
SF: Thank you for this wonderful…book, Robin. (Goes into corner and begins reading)
Ra: As I was saying before, this is the show that we were forced to host by you, the reader. Damn you, readers.
Cy: Hey, it's better than battling Mad Mod.
Ra: *shudders* the memories.
BB: Like when Cyborg gave you a wet willie!
Ra: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE TWIRP! I TOLD YOU NEVER TO MENTION THAT AGAIN!!!
Cy: Someone's going through PMS.
Ra: HOW DARE YOU! YOU NEVER EVER SAY THAT TO A GIRL! JUST BECAUSE A GIRLS' PISSED OFF BY HER DAMN TEAMMATES DOESN'T MEAN SHE HAS PMS! THAT'S LIKE THE WORST THING YOU COULD EVER SAY TO A GIRL!!!!
BB: I thought the worst thing you could ever say to a girl was, "Hey, sweet cheeks, how's that ba-donk-a-donk doin'"?
Ra: Idiots, I'm surrounded by idiots!
Ro: Enough of this fighting crap, let's get on with the…
SF: Claps! Was that correct Robin?
Ro: No, Star, clips.
SF: Sorry. On with the clips for the most intensely bad moves.
(Screen types: Most Intensely Bad Moves)
39) Numbuh 1 going on lifeguard chair.
38) Numbuh 3 putting hamsters on vacation.
37) Dcfdtl inviting Laura Limpin to their birthday party.
36) Sending Numbuh 3 to get candy.
35) KND blasting mustard on teens.
34) KND bringing 30c on mission.
33) Numbuh 3 and 2 taking home baby skunk.
32) Numbuh 1 using password to get ice-cream.
31) Numbuh 4 being in charge when Numbuh 1 was away.
30) Numbuh 5 letting the fly go.
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Cy: Those were pretty intense, and bad moves.
BB: Yeah, you'd never see me makes moves like that.
Ra:*sarcastically* Right and I'm little miss preppy. Watch me wave my pom-poms and dance around in my pretty cheerleading skirt while screaming, "Let's go reds!" on the top of my lungs.
BB: Really? Can you put the skirt on? Puhleeeeese!
Cy:*whispers into BBs' ear* She was being sarcastic.
BB: Oh…*under breath* damnit!
SF: What is this leading of cheers?
Ro: Oh, it's…
Ra: *puts hand over Robins' mouth* Please, don't give her any ideas!
Ro: Fine, well, it's already time for answering the reviews. The first one is from Aprime; numbuh4pluva wants to sleep to, so tough noggies.
SF: The next one is from Angelic-Shadowcat; once again, numbuh4lpluva is going to try her hardest to fix the clumping problem.
Ra: Now one from fanfic-reader01; numbuh4lpluva is also glad she updated and thanks you for voting. (and all the other people who did so she doesn't have to write it 5thousand times)
Cy: Now one from Gothic Dancer; don't worry, numbuh4lpluva will soon get to reading your Teen Titans fic.
BB: Next is from Anime Obsessor YR; of course Teen Titans would be funny, I'm in it.
Ra: Hey, that's not written down.
BB: Shut up, you're just jealous!
Ra: How the hell could someone be jealous of you?
BB: How the hell could someone resist being jealous of my wit and good looks.
Ra: Whatever.
Ro: Anyway, the next is from Pansy Potter; thanks for finally reviewing and…Beast Boy Raven. Oooo!
Ra: *blushing* No way! Eww! I'd never!
BB: Come on Raven, you know you want me.
Ra: FINE! I'm madly in love with you, but before whoever Pansy Potter is reviewed this fic that we got forced into writing, I didn't feel like telling you, but now I do! I LOVE YOU!!!! (Runs into BBs' arms and begins to kiss him)
Cy: I knew it!
SF: This is…just plain freaky.
Ro: You got that right.
SF: Anyway, the next review is from Aprime; no, GCMs' better than DPC. What the hell is a GCM and a DPC?
Ro: I don't know, I'll go to Aprime and ask her. (Robin jumps from micrsoft word and into my instant message with Aprime)
numbuh4lpluva: Robin from Teen Titans wants to know what GCM and DPC stands for.
binrockin4cg: They're codenames for the dudes numbuh4lpluva and I like, GCM stands for Green Cutie Mike, the dude numbuh4lpluva likes and DPC stand for Drama Pigeon (dun ask) Cutie, the dude I like, and oh lucky me! He likes me back!
numbuh4lpluva: shut up, woman! (Robin jumps out of instant message and back into Microsoft Word)
Ro: Ok, I'm back.
Cy: Uh, Robin, they still haven't stopped with the kissing.
Ro: Star, could you please stop Raven and Beast Boy, for all our sakes.
SF: Of course, Robin.
Cy: In the mean time, we forgot one more review, which is from N.C. PsyChick; Stewie WILL be governor! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Ro: Let's go to the clips of the most intense annoyances/tricks/embarrassing moments.
(Screen types: Most Intense Annoyances/Tricks/Embarrassing moments.)
29) Grandma Stuffum
28) Lasso Lass
27) Dcfdtl and Laura Limpin
26) Numbuh 274s' parents
25) Numbuh 3 walking in with shiny teeth.
24) Numbuh 4 dressed as Numbuh 1
23) Rupert Putkin losing in front of a crowd.
22)Numbuh 5 with lice eaten hair.
21) KND in their bathing suits.
20) Tommy bugging KND during battle.
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Cy: Is this over yet?
Ro: No, we still have the episode guessing thingy or whatever.
SF: Robin, I have failed to keep Raven and Beast Boy from kissing each other.
Ro: Screw it; we'll deal with it when this hell is finally over.
Cy: Thank the Lord that it will be soon. Star, you read the episode thingy.
SF: Ok, Operation: Movie
Mind
Over
Villains
In
End
Ro: Let's go catch one now! Bye all!
SF & Cy: Bye!!!
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New KND in 7 mins, see ya lata! Bye!!!~*numbuh4lpluva*~