Hello, fellow Phans! I am Phantom Panda, and this is my first phanfic, but I've read tons! I enjoy E/C, but I really like Raoul. He's always seemed very sweet to me. I like Erik and Raoul, so I don't think anybody can hold anything against me in that area. Okay, so now it's time to explain about the phic. See, this is a series of poems, but they're not serious. Most Phan poetry is dark and all about Erik confessing his love for Christine. I thought I'd open up a new genre- the funny Haiku! These are just random little poems, so don't take them too seriously. They're just random, and if I get good reviews I'll write more. But no flames- it's okay to put up constructive criticism, but don't tell me that I suck or anything, because these are all written for my own amusement.

BTW, # 1& 2 are from Christine's POV, # 3 & 6 are from Erik's POV, and all of the rest are just from my POV. Okay, that's all.

Review and tell me if you want one from someone else's POV! Here goes:

1) Yes, he seduced me.

But the funny thing now

Is that I chose Raoul.

2) Why did I not pick

Him? The killing was a bit

Of a small turn-off.

3) Knowing I couldn't

Hear her voice again,

I went and bought the soundtrack.

4) Monsieur Lloyd-Webber

And Monsieur Gaston Leroux.

Two peas in a mask.

5) Monsieur Le Vicomte?

Why are you so mistreated?

You are way too hot.

6) Oh, sweet Carlotta.

You are far, far too whiny

For me to torture.

7) Keep your face, Erik

Nose jobs can lead you to look

Like Michael Jackson.

8) The Punjab Lasso-

Follow Buquet's example

And scare all your friends.

Thank you to all who read this. Your attention is much appreciated. Please review, and I hope to become a productive member of the Phan community in the future.

Hugs and music for all,

Phantom Panda.